I'm not Ryan Gosling in Drive.

I'm not mysterious.I'm not different. I'm not the sylent type that catches the attention of the cute blonde girl I see everyday on the train station. I'm just weird. Last week, a co-worker came to me and joked in front of everyone how weird I was and how I freaked him out. He was joking, yeah, but that was true. I keep to myself, mind my own bussines and don't bother anyone and people still think I'm weird. There's no point of running awat from who I am.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    oh so you're just ryan gosling

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm drive

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Have you tried driving?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know how to Drive.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        automatic cars drive pretty much themselves bro

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ryan Gosling in Drive is weird though. That's why he's such a fantasy role model for weirdos, because he's attractive to women and hypercompetent and stylish all while being a speeg

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You're literally me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      well you're literally me too

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I drive a bicycle

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >drive
      >bicycle

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wow. I’m literally the guy who made fun of you. I’m bringing this up tomorrow.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm all of that and a bag of potato chips. I never keep to myself and fix problems for fun to keep people on my side. Kek! They still think I'm an American hahahaha!! Infiltration complete!

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    mostly, he is a simp for a coal burning bawd. today he would pay for her of

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I was Drive goose when I was in my teens, but now at 30, I'm Lars and the real girl goose.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe it's time to change to "Crazy, Stupid, Love." Goose.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I wish but I don't seeing it happening. If I get a new goose, then it'll probably be Nice Guys goose.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >He was joking, yeah, but that was true.
    was he joking or being serious?
    It can't be both

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Are you autistic?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it was either a joke or it was true, I think OP is autistic if he can't tell

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It was a observational joke. The guy obviously didn't want to be rude to OP, but he was still joking at how weird he was because thats what people do to socialize

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            then it wasn't a joke and the guy was just being an butthole at OPs expense
            not all humor is a joke

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I need to lift

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Gf watched Drive
    I need a new cover

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Im the quite mysterious guy to everyone. I don't know how I do it, it just works. Im quit and I think I'm awkward, but girls are drawn to me and always like me and think im cool. Remember to have an aura of you of not caring and when you do talk stick to like 2 to 5 words that are cool sounding.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >He's so boring, he never talks.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i'm literally Patrick Bateman but balding

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bateman would never spend any time on a chan board. You might be George Costanza.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >doesn't roll dubs
      nice trys Fakeman

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I am though

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i'm quiet like him but it's just because i've given up because i'm ugly and short. why bother talking in the first place, especially to girls? i already know how it ends

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >i already know how it ends

      How?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        everything stays the same
        i'm still a khhv, the girl barely considers be human if at all because of my height and face, and i sit back in my chair and post on this forum

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          iktf bro

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Im guessing that you also have a low IQ and are socially stunted. Only a socially stunted weirdo would say that hes a kissless whatever virgin. Stop saying and thinking about shit like that thats half the problem.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            anon i'm 5'7" and ugly as frick. it's the end.

            Maybe get a sex doll?

            i don't just want good dick feels

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe get a sex doll?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          have you tried just being yourself?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            you have opened my eyes

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, I have a friend with achondroplasia who gets ladies. His intellect and charm is what gets them.

          Are you worse looking than a dwarf?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            bait

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm literally Ryan Gosling from The Gray Man right now because I'm being hunted down by the FBI.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not Ryan because I'm not handsome nor tall, and everyday I get laughed and bashed for it

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I am literally Ryan Gosselin. AMA

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The OP is literally me

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    and yet... I am just like him, I like to drive

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Thats bullying, you should get Johnny Deep on his ass and sue.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm Ryan Gosling in Klaus Barbie

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm Nikky Blonsky.
    From Hairspray?

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm moving to a new location soon. How do I not frick up the opportunity to redefine myself and get babes?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >How do I not frick up the opportunity to redefine myself and get babes?

      Just ask yourself at every crossroads: "What would Driver do?"

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this is exactly what Ryan Gosling would post on Cinemaphile.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Damn I miss driveposting boys. My favorite I still remember ended with a dude going to prison and being raped and the part of the song playing in his head
    >there’s something inside you… it’s hard to explain

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I was quiet and mysterious but I always got shit to say and always seem to lead conversations with my friends who are all boomers

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Have you tried being increadibly handsome???

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