I'm not mysterious.I'm not different. I'm not the sylent type that catches the attention of the cute blonde girl I see everyday on the train station. I'm just weird. Last week, a co-worker came to me and joked in front of everyone how weird I was and how I freaked him out. He was joking, yeah, but that was true. I keep to myself, mind my own bussines and don't bother anyone and people still think I'm weird. There's no point of running awat from who I am.
oh so you're just ryan gosling
I'm drive
Have you tried driving?
I don't know how to Drive.
automatic cars drive pretty much themselves bro
Ryan Gosling in Drive is weird though. That's why he's such a fantasy role model for weirdos, because he's attractive to women and hypercompetent and stylish all while being a speeg
You're literally me
well you're literally me too
I drive a bicycle
>drive
>bicycle
Wow. I’m literally the guy who made fun of you. I’m bringing this up tomorrow.
I'm all of that and a bag of potato chips. I never keep to myself and fix problems for fun to keep people on my side. Kek! They still think I'm an American hahahaha!! Infiltration complete!
mostly, he is a simp for a coal burning bawd. today he would pay for her of
I was Drive goose when I was in my teens, but now at 30, I'm Lars and the real girl goose.
Maybe it's time to change to "Crazy, Stupid, Love." Goose.
I wish but I don't seeing it happening. If I get a new goose, then it'll probably be Nice Guys goose.
>He was joking, yeah, but that was true.
was he joking or being serious?
It can't be both
Are you autistic?
it was either a joke or it was true, I think OP is autistic if he can't tell
It was a observational joke. The guy obviously didn't want to be rude to OP, but he was still joking at how weird he was because thats what people do to socialize
then it wasn't a joke and the guy was just being an butthole at OPs expense
not all humor is a joke
I need to lift
>Gf watched Drive
I need a new cover
Im the quite mysterious guy to everyone. I don't know how I do it, it just works. Im quit and I think I'm awkward, but girls are drawn to me and always like me and think im cool. Remember to have an aura of you of not caring and when you do talk stick to like 2 to 5 words that are cool sounding.
>He's so boring, he never talks.
i'm literally Patrick Bateman but balding
Bateman would never spend any time on a chan board. You might be George Costanza.
>doesn't roll dubs
nice trys Fakeman
I am though
i'm quiet like him but it's just because i've given up because i'm ugly and short. why bother talking in the first place, especially to girls? i already know how it ends
>i already know how it ends
How?
everything stays the same
i'm still a khhv, the girl barely considers be human if at all because of my height and face, and i sit back in my chair and post on this forum
iktf bro
Im guessing that you also have a low IQ and are socially stunted. Only a socially stunted weirdo would say that hes a kissless whatever virgin. Stop saying and thinking about shit like that thats half the problem.
anon i'm 5'7" and ugly as frick. it's the end.
i don't just want good dick feels
Maybe get a sex doll?
have you tried just being yourself?
you have opened my eyes
Anon, I have a friend with achondroplasia who gets ladies. His intellect and charm is what gets them.
Are you worse looking than a dwarf?
bait
I'm literally Ryan Gosling from The Gray Man right now because I'm being hunted down by the FBI.
I'm not Ryan because I'm not handsome nor tall, and everyday I get laughed and bashed for it
I am literally Ryan Gosselin. AMA
The OP is literally me
and yet... I am just like him, I like to drive
Thats bullying, you should get Johnny Deep on his ass and sue.
>I'm Ryan Gosling in Klaus Barbie
I'm Nikky Blonsky.
From Hairspray?
I'm moving to a new location soon. How do I not frick up the opportunity to redefine myself and get babes?
>How do I not frick up the opportunity to redefine myself and get babes?
Just ask yourself at every crossroads: "What would Driver do?"
this is exactly what Ryan Gosling would post on Cinemaphile.
Damn I miss driveposting boys. My favorite I still remember ended with a dude going to prison and being raped and the part of the song playing in his head
>there’s something inside you… it’s hard to explain
I wish I was quiet and mysterious but I always got shit to say and always seem to lead conversations with my friends who are all boomers
Have you tried being increadibly handsome???