I'm on a date and I'm a bit nervous, should I kiss her while the credits start rolling? download should be done in about 23 minutes
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I'm on a date and I'm a bit nervous, should I kiss her while the credits start rolling?
mate...
Uh... yes, but how?
why are you on Cinemaphile when you have a girl in your room idiot
whats wrong with you?
He needs our advice
The least he could do is put his dick in her ass and then time stamp his penis so we all know he put it in the arsenheimer
I would literally smell that through my screen but not in a good way
She looks like a stock photo. either that or the girl in the photo is using a mirror to take a picture of herself.,
ugly mouth breather. tell that b***h I said that too.
Definitely not during the credits.
Remember that watching a movie together as a date is a bonding experience, it’s not really about watching the movie. If she keeps talking through the film that means she wants your attention and is trying to flirt with you.
How old are you guys? Rude of both of you to be on your phone duringvyour date.
She's already calling a cab
>cab
That's a nice way to say cops
While he's having a smoke
And the dowloads' a drag
Now they're not going to bed
And my stomach is sick
And it's all in my head
But she's never touching his chest now
She puts on her dress now
Let her go
And I just can't look ITT, it's killing me
And taking control
wait that's my wife you son of a b***h
>not putting jokes in your bookmarks/extra tabs
2007 was so much funnier
>how to take a screenshot of a grill
>Guitar Tabs
>Umail
>United States Citizenship and Immigration Services
>some italo-student portal
>reverso context
>Parzial. sereno
>watching blade+runner+2049
>supposed "girl" has a pichu phone cover and no discernable philtrum
hes sending us a message
oh and one more thing
die
>mfw he uses a public tracker instead of a private one
only lonely homosexual nerds use private trackers
just like my islanders
ptp is dead
she's judging your port forwarding
>year of our lord 2022
>still using the pirate bay
That's no tpb
Are you moronic?
What do you mean anon? His 1137 subscription has ran out so he got a subscription at piratebay instead
if this homie had used 123movies he would have scored already
streamchads cant stop winning
who's she calling?
She took the call
Sneed. He just used the n word so she’s hitching a ride home from sneed now
Ghostbusters?
Do people still use TPB? I was under the impression it has turned to shit
if you're gonna watch BR2049 then you should pull your wiener out when Bautista says "because you've never seen a miracle"
it's not 2049
bro are you for real? you're not on Cinemaphile during a date. post more proof
When the movie starts you say “let’s get this out of the way” and kiss her. Ideally she should kiss you back. If she does you’re in and can safely watch the movie without worrying about the kiss now. If she touches you during the movie that’s your cue to pounce.
I did this on my last first date and I’ve been with her 16 months now.
YOU HAVE THE POWER, ANONS
WAGMI
That sounds like it would be horrible. Why not just do a classic like put his her around her knee, and then slowly move up until she stops him. But if she doesn’t then he should finger her because that will probably lead the rest of the way anyway
I wouldn’t waste my time or mince my words at all. I would just “alright times up, let’s do this. Leroy Jenkins!” like a massive throw back, and then I would just start going at it and frick her. Like no more wasting time or beating around the bush. It would be hilarious and really solidify a good impression I think
… I’d like to beat around her bush… mmm yeah… oh yeah…. Mmmmmmm
I would follow a series of natural reciprocal advancements. None of this “let’s do this now” or “leeroy jenkins” type shit. If someone shouts leeroy jenkins, I’d be like woah what the frick. I would start running for the door like I was about to be murdered
The Leroy Jenkins tactic is bound to work. I would just do it so suddenly and psychotically that it would startle her and throw her into a frenzy and then I would just start tearing off her clothes and going at it so fast and aggressively she would barely have time to get a word out or try to stop me. It’s like an intimidating shout
Just put on a movie meant to bore girls to death so they start blowing you out of frustration
OP has the right idea here with Blade Runner
that hackson beatles docu has never failed to get me laid
because it is kinda artsy and interesting at the start,
it shows you're a guy with interest in music she'll know and probably like
and most importantly it's boring as shit after a while
she looks 14
you wish hag
she looks 20
Force her to watch the torrent download
>look at it go!
You start fingering her halfway through the movie
start what?
>invite a girl over for a movie date
>she comes over
>explicitly dont spend money on her
>>Yeah this should just take 40 minutes!
>>Yeah you can take that call, I'll just message these complete strangers an unsolicited photo of you
When do you pay her? Before or after?
That's the difference before a hooker and a girlfriend. You end up paying more on the later