>I'm playing Super Mario on a poorly coded Nintendo 64 emulator.

>I'm playing Super Mario on a poorly coded Nintendo 64 emulator.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    FUNNY NERD BABBLE
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought turbo nerds were scared to break the law

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He legally ripped the rom himself and emulators are 100% in practice.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You know, I still have no fricking clue how people ripped stuff off cartridge based games.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          man if only there were websites that would search for websites with such information after you enter a few keywords

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Don't care enough/think about it that much, just assumed I'd have randomly learned via posts on this place.

            Thanks for making it take even longer.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You sound insufferable.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's what elitist Cinemaphile tards have never really understood, intelligent people can have scruples.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        scruples like knowing intellectual property is bullshit

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        scruples like knowing intellectual property is bullshit

        You got that right!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Turbo nerds unintentionally make the law their b***h

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Real turbo nerds hack goverment agencies for fun.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dont do this. Thats how the glowies buck break nerds into being nsa golems.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        real turbo nerds are all government contractors

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They were in the end

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sure he had a milk stool to get around it.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm watching 360p rips of Thug Hunter Dot Com, that's some THUG ASS right there

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zesty

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >stopped updating regularly in 2012
      >randomly released three new videos in 2017
      >goes inactive again

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    New Big Bang Theory season starts late 2025.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      did penny get a humiliation ritual haircut again

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It must really suck to play Mario 64 with just a keyboard.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I tried playing super metroid with a keyboard, it was not fun.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I beat super metroid with a keyboard

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          cuz you used game genie

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I never figured out how to use game genie codes with emulators

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I never figured out how to use game genie codes with emulators

            Game Genie works on emulators?
            What about Gameshark?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              on ZSNES you could just type in the code but I don't use that one anymore because it fricks my controller.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wtf you on about? 2d games are super easy on keyboards. I played it on keyboard too and found it easier.
        3d games like mario 64 are the ones that can be hard if they dont have control optomization cause of 360 degrees of motion and analog stick controlling speed.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I only played original metroid

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no he said he was playing super Mario. everyone knows it was called Mario 64 so why did the turbo autist nerd say the wrong name of the game?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Same reason they drink Biji water instead of Fiji water. I think one of the only actual brands aside from the comics/scifi crap I've seen that was real was Fanta.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Cheesecake factory

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          For me, it's bepis

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Super Mario 64, pleb

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s actually not that bad on a computer when you get used to it. Better than a d-pad

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I beat super Mario 64 ds using only stylus controls because I thought that's how you had to do it.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I miss watching the World Star Hip Hop weekly Vine compilation. There was a twerking section!!

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Super Mario doesn't even exist on the 64
    They can't even keep their stereotypes right.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're technically wrong but spiritually right. No one who actually plays games calls Mario 64 Super Mario. The only people I have heard call it that are boomers like my parents, who also watch this show, so I guess they know what they are doing.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Their were flaws and contradictions before but when Sheldon didn't tear nu wars apart for how little sense it made, the illusion was permanently broken.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So was the game slow or giving frame drops or something? What about it is poorly coded?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its been years since I used emulators but I remember the main n64 one being a barely working piece of shit back then.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I played Project64 back in 2009, it was pretty stable

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Emulators are based. Why am I supposed to hate Sheldon again?

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bbt did nothing wrong

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BOTSWANA

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      GESTAPO

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mupen64++ with netplay was awesome

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    people actually watched whole seasons of this shit, olden times were amazing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      None of that was amusing to me. Laugh track after every line.... Wtf

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm honestly impressed they got the Mario 64 pause sound right

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I used to think this scene was tech-babble written by someone who just read the wikipedia entry for video games once, but after recently trying to emulate Mario Tennis 64, I realize maybe I was the fool all along.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It's the emulator's fault I can't work out how to use it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        homie I played with every single setting of the rendering plugin and nothing worked, it was still an absolute mess.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    blackface for nerds

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hey anon these funny guys look just like you and your friends
      SHUT UP MOM

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He should have said Mario 64 but apparently the writer was targeting that narrow demographic of people who know about Mario, but who wouldn't know what Mario was a reference to unless they specified "super Mario"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I notice this a lot with normalgays and media aimed at them. People who don't play games refer to Mario as Super Mario. It's weird.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Normalgays don't care about details. Anything esoteric is a nerds game.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't he code a better one then?

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did the writers hate this guy? He was the only one who didn't get a happy ending? I don't think they bothered to mention him in the young Sheldon final either.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Sheldor have an upside down american flag on his laptop?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was in to house of cards

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >audience erupts into laugher
    >people start convulsing by laughing so much
    >"Benny", said Sheldon Cooper
    >certain audience members burst into flames from the laughing
    >audience members morph into an eldritch god named Lauphramdus

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Craig T. Nelson

    Here's the thing about beer... I'm not drunk

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Here's the thing about canadian whiskey... I am drunk right now.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    zimbabwe

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >poorly coded emulator
    >mario 64 was recompiled and ran natively on pc at 60fps in 1999

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wtf I love Sheldon now???

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There is a native pc version of Majoras Mask. https://youtu.be/GIp7C2ro2T8?si=G7z8EWmBRfPcocuV

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm spamming gay BBC porn on Cinemaphile

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