I'm RDJ.

I'm RDJ.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He looks like an idiot.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You would know all about that

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >You would know all about that

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >no u

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    JUST

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He looks kinda like a shaved F. Murray Abraham

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Stop having sex with children.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cancer, gotta be. He's been looking skinnier and skinnier.
    I'm not surprised either all those Marvel quips gave me cancer too

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hi RDJ I'm anon

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He walled so hard it's not even funny.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How do you say bald fraud in your language?

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Please post the x-ray drawing of him at some awards with the stilts.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks anons! those are them.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I knew it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Do short people really have this much inferiority complex? I mean why would you wear something like this to appear only a couple centimeters taller? That looks goofy as frick.

        Why not just accept that you're slightly shorter than the average male? This also applies to bald men wearing wig, like who the frick are you fooling lmao?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Not all, but being short can take a toll on you depending on how your environment is.
          I personally have heard a few times "yeah, you're cute, now if you just were a bit taller...".
          And tall people automatically get an authority bonus, even if their ideas are shit. It's like that situation where you say something and nobody laughs/agrees and a moment later someone else says the same thing and everybody laughs/agrees, just that it's not because you're a shy autist, but simply short.
          But instead of trying to be like RDJ, try to be like Cruise. He can't be bruised.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Not all. Jeremy Renner and Mark Ruffalo are also short and you don't see them next to RDJ with those silly lift boots.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Jeff Bezos is looking CUT

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Did it for a role. Brave and bald, not many actors would have the guts.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He's a pedo. Stop riding his dick.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Looks weirdly like Jeff Bezos.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    he looks like if Ben Kingsley had sex with Amazon guy

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What does it stand for?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Rick Dan Jimes

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Russel Diaz Jimmies

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Rag Dag Jam

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ronka Dulapsis Juartel

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Repeating Dick Jokes

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Rodney Dane Jerfield

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Runs Dangerously Juxtaposed

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you guys think this might actually be for a jeff bezos biopic

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So by looking at the buzz cut on his head, we can determine he's been wearing a wig this whole time
    lmao why would he show us this hideous side of himself????

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yul brynner my shit up

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    veganism was a mistake

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >come ovt yov cvckold
      Keeek

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >8
      >woman keeps nagging so you finally do it to shut her up
      many such cases

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I avoided this fate but goddamn I still love her and it still hurts.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Being a manlet literally rots and destroys your soul, you can never quite let it go

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO JUST HIMSELF IN A CAVE. WITH A SUPPLY OF SHARP ROCKS

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He was more interesting when he was a degenerate drug addict

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He turned into Stanley Tucci

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    is he staring in a Bezos' biopic?

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ben Kingsley cosplay?

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >The Iron Man star recently shared a video of his children, Exton, 10 and Avri, eight, shaving his head for him.

    >He told them: "I need your help, you know how I'm starting this project soon? The Sympathiser. I don't want to wear a bald cap so we need to shave my head."

    https://www.instagram.com/reel/CkTeN55pteb/

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being named Exton Downey.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like a generated name from an AI

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