It’s funny how whenever it’s a movie starring blacks they have to apologize for any negative critique but when it’s a movie starring a white they will be as blunt as possible
Black Panther sat at 100% for weeks because like no one wanted to be the first to stop clapping for Stalin, no one wanted to be the first to not sing its praises and get singled out as racists.
When a reviewer from Ireland said it was shit, then suddenly more people felt comfortable saying it isn't the greatest movie of all time.
For me it's colonization of white shotas upon freaky mutant mermaids
https://mangadex.org/title/4535092c-36d9-49ce-982e-ad827d35a238/diana-is-a-strange-mermaid
>The fact that they are even admitting it's shit is progress.
woke shit is failing and if they show their hand now they lose the very tiny shred they still have with their moronic audiences. they HAVE to call these catastrophes out now or "right-wing" youtube gets material for weeks
>When white people enter spaces historically perceived as "people of color" in popular renditions of history and fiction, familiar outcries of "whitewashing" or "cultural appropriation" are sure to follow. What is it exactly that people of color fear losing?
It’s funny how even when it’s utter shit they have to acknowledge the black person in it being great like a participation trophy or they’re just utterly terrified of looking like duh chuds for having an honest opinion. Like when everyone was sucking off Lance Reddit after the dumpster fire that was the Resident Evil series l. There were constant NPC tier posts like “I’m sorry y’all but Resident Evil was trash. Lance Reddick is the goat tho frfr.”
People were taken aback by how the production studio actually listened to the backlash about Sonic’s original design and fixed it, when any other studio would just write them off as incel virgins and mock them. Turns out what they wanted was to make a good product for fans and families alike and they did.
The executives really thought that a "realistic-looking" Sonic would be received well by audiences. It's a case of them not actually doing it out of malice, but stupidity.
To be fair, it’s a hard balance to land when doing live action movies.
That movie with the bears used realistic bears and it went well.
Dogs almost always go full realism too
It was a classic "New Coke" campaign, where they intentionally get everyone pissed off and then make a big deal of following their feedback so they look like they care.
> intentionally get everyone pissed off
To believe this you have to believe Sony people are competent and capable of playing 5D chess. Ever since the Sony email leaks we have proof everyone involved in that industry including directors like Feige are mentally retarded. Go read them. Then try to sell the idea this was intentional.
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is there an archive of these somewhere? they are comedy gold
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Not a single thing this gay came up with was of value. Those "ideas" all should have been kept to himself.
In 2023 critics clench their buttholes even when speaking softened truths. If it's bad enough one of these people are willing to call it mediocre, you can bet this movie sucks shit through ten bricks.
I'm as big a chud as anyone but even I have to admit it's going to make money regardless of the quality. The name "Little Mermaid" alone is enough to get parents to buy tickets.
Not really cause you can find a dozen different Little Mermaid movies in the dollar dvd bin at Walmart. It's the fact it's Disney's Little Mermaid that sucks in the brand fanatics. Also the reason people screaming "just wait til it's public domain then we will show em", in regards to shit like Mickey mouse are are delusional nearly every classic Disney movie was already in public domain and no one gives a fuck about any story unless it's the Disney one
probably. remember that The Beauty and the Beast live action remake managed to gross 1,3 billion despite being utter shit.
This one will very likely underperform tho. Even most normies will be turned off by the whole ugliness of this soulless cash grab
Pretty sure there was a Cinderella remake first which I’ve heard is actually decent though I’ve never seen it. Can’t confirm if that’s true. The BatB live action movie was pure dog shit. Only part I enjoyed was the Beast song that they added
Pretty sure there was a Cinderella remake first which I’ve heard is actually decent though I’ve never seen it. Can’t confirm if that’s true. The BatB live action movie was pure dog shit. Only part I enjoyed was the Beast song that they added
The first one was Alice in Wonderland which wasn't that bad, it tried to do something different at least. Alice through the Looking Glass was awful tho
Emma Watson couldn't sing for fucking shit and sounded awful even with autotune. This movie looks completely aesthetically unpleasing but I will say that Halle Bailey can sing despite being homely.
Nah
They need the chinese market to be a success if they want to make money on any movies now
The chinese won't go to see it because they don't like blacks
Is that from the movie? It looks atrociously unrealistic, there's no semblance of being underwater, looks like the behinds the scene green screen footage of an ad
The guy who lambasted Heaven's Gate and killed director led films also said Empire Strikes Back was the equivalent to slowly watching a boat dock in New York (slow and boring)
Anon the critics today are “Elites” because they are acolytes by the current liberal-left regime. The “left” today are farther left than the old left who are now far right
You’re gonna need a nuclear war to reset the scale
Actually "mediocre" is reserved for women you wouldn't look twice at
The correct title would be "I'm sorry to say the new Little Mermaid is extremely and unbelievably ugly"
Disney should be ashamed of themselves for making this girl the posterchild for their race-baiting garbage. Also Flounder and Sebastian look like they're going to give kids nightmares. Probably the only movie where viewers will be going in looking forward to Melissa Mccarthy's performance. She was cultivated for this role.
I feel so bad for Halle Bailey because when I listened to the soundtrack she's actually got a very nice signing voice and does Ariel's songs justice but she's stuck in a movie that looks ugly and doesn't even make an effort to make her look like a pretty cinnamon roll princess.
>doesn't even make an effort to make her look like a pretty cinnamon roll princess.
I NEED A BEAUTIFUL CHOCOLATE PRINCESS SO FUCKING BAD I DON'T CARE IF MY PARENTS DON'T APPROVE OF ME SULLYING MY WHITE BLOODLINE I LOVE HER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
If the Gen Z bastardization of scene/emo and goth has taught me anything, it’s not only that cultural appropriation is real (just not in the “white girl wearing yukata = bad” way), it’s also not limited to race.
It’s funny how whenever it’s a movie starring blacks they have to apologize for any negative critique but when it’s a movie starring a white they will be as blunt as possible
Post 5 examples.
Black Panther sat at 100% for weeks because like no one wanted to be the first to stop clapping for Stalin, no one wanted to be the first to not sing its praises and get singled out as racists.
When a reviewer from Ireland said it was shit, then suddenly more people felt comfortable saying it isn't the greatest movie of all time.
dont for get this kind of shit
Leftism in a nutshell, when everything they do never works, they just go full success is failure, failure is success. 2+2=5
Pure Hegelian Dialectics
You've never read Hegel
Jesus Christ
England didn't really lose
I hate Italians so much it’s unreal.
Kill
Yourself
You
Reddit
moron
True. They are afraid of losing their woke card.
Next up will be articles about how it worship’s colonization of white men upon black mermaids.
For me it's colonization of white shotas upon freaky mutant mermaids
https://mangadex.org/title/4535092c-36d9-49ce-982e-ad827d35a238/diana-is-a-strange-mermaid
The fact that they are even admitting it's shit is progress. Soon these gays might actually grow some balls.
>The fact that they are even admitting it's shit is progress.
woke shit is failing and if they show their hand now they lose the very tiny shred they still have with their moronic audiences. they HAVE to call these catastrophes out now or "right-wing" youtube gets material for weeks
They didn’t even admit it’s shit, “mediocre” means, “it’s not memorable but you need to watch it for the Cause.”
Yeah, white people are literally being genocided.
I wouldn’t say whites are being genocided but their culture is being stolen and moronfied
Whites are NOT being made pariahs and scapegoats in their own countries. It's not happening, but if it is, good, because they deserve it.
Yeah, blackwashing isn't a thing but even if it was it wouldn't be a problem so best not worry about it.
>When white people enter spaces historically perceived as "people of color" in popular renditions of history and fiction, familiar outcries of "whitewashing" or "cultural appropriation" are sure to follow. What is it exactly that people of color fear losing?
>this observable phenomenon that happens and engenders reactions from people is not actually happening
Peak gaslight
Stop noticing things.
This. Whites are not becoming hated minorities in the societies they built except they are and it's a good thing
It’s funny how even when it’s utter shit they have to acknowledge the black person in it being great like a participation trophy or they’re just utterly terrified of looking like duh chuds for having an honest opinion. Like when everyone was sucking off Lance Reddit after the dumpster fire that was the Resident Evil series l. There were constant NPC tier posts like “I’m sorry y’all but Resident Evil was trash. Lance Reddick is the goat tho frfr.”
Every live action remake is extremely mediocre, though.
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Sonic was really well received by the audience.
What movie was that remaking again?
You make a distinction between remake and adaptation? I figured the live action part was the most important one.
Sonic OVA
People were taken aback by how the production studio actually listened to the backlash about Sonic’s original design and fixed it, when any other studio would just write them off as incel virgins and mock them. Turns out what they wanted was to make a good product for fans and families alike and they did.
The executives really thought that a "realistic-looking" Sonic would be received well by audiences. It's a case of them not actually doing it out of malice, but stupidity.
To be fair, it’s a hard balance to land when doing live action movies.
That movie with the bears used realistic bears and it went well.
Dogs almost always go full realism too
It was a classic "New Coke" campaign, where they intentionally get everyone pissed off and then make a big deal of following their feedback so they look like they care.
> intentionally get everyone pissed off
To believe this you have to believe Sony people are competent and capable of playing 5D chess. Ever since the Sony email leaks we have proof everyone involved in that industry including directors like Feige are mentally retarded. Go read them. Then try to sell the idea this was intentional.
is there an archive of these somewhere? they are comedy gold
Not a single thing this gay came up with was of value. Those "ideas" all should have been kept to himself.
the original reveal was a marketing stunt and nobody can convince me otherwise
Very possible, but still other studios could take notes from their response.
Occam's razor. No executive would approve this ad because it's way too fucking risky.
It was marketing, I worked on the animation and we did the trailer seperate to the film. They paid influencers to complain and stir shit up.
There were leaks months before with the ugly design and toys were made with the ugly design too.
Pretty sure he was just referring to the soulless Disney live action remakes
That is not a remake, is it, anon
Jungle Book was great
The original was also mediocre though
In 2023 critics clench their buttholes even when speaking softened truths. If it's bad enough one of these people are willing to call it mediocre, you can bet this movie sucks shit through ten bricks.
I'm as big a chud as anyone but even I have to admit it's going to make money regardless of the quality. The name "Little Mermaid" alone is enough to get parents to buy tickets.
Not really cause you can find a dozen different Little Mermaid movies in the dollar dvd bin at Walmart. It's the fact it's Disney's Little Mermaid that sucks in the brand fanatics. Also the reason people screaming "just wait til it's public domain then we will show em", in regards to shit like Mickey mouse are are delusional nearly every classic Disney movie was already in public domain and no one gives a fuck about any story unless it's the Disney one
Couldn’t you say the same thing about Peter Pan, which flopped miserably?
>disney+
same with pinocchio
I really wish they had tried releasing these in cinemas just for the comedy gold.
probably. remember that The Beauty and the Beast live action remake managed to gross 1,3 billion despite being utter shit.
This one will very likely underperform tho. Even most normies will be turned off by the whole ugliness of this soulless cash grab
Wasn't that the first live action remake, so people saw it out of curiosity and the fact that a live action remake is a novelty.
Pretty sure there was a Cinderella remake first which I’ve heard is actually decent though I’ve never seen it. Can’t confirm if that’s true. The BatB live action movie was pure dog shit. Only part I enjoyed was the Beast song that they added
The first one was Alice in Wonderland which wasn't that bad, it tried to do something different at least. Alice through the Looking Glass was awful tho
beauty atb has emma watson at her peak
Emma Watson couldn't sing for fucking shit and sounded awful even with autotune. This movie looks completely aesthetically unpleasing but I will say that Halle Bailey can sing despite being homely.
Nah
They need the chinese market to be a success if they want to make money on any movies now
The chinese won't go to see it because they don't like blacks
Of course it will “make money”, Disney has bought out their own tickets (again).
It's not making any international money. Domestically it will have competition in the weeks ahead.
Stop making live-action remakes. Jesus.
stop making remakes period
Is that from the movie? It looks atrociously unrealistic, there's no semblance of being underwater, looks like the behinds the scene green screen footage of an ad
Why? The bitch looks like a fucking fish it should be kino
the moron movies? I shant watch them
Same. After the BLM riots and they fucked up my car, let's just say... I better not say.
Black holocaust when?
Idk. Everyone I know has been so beaten down by this shit. Fucking dummies didn't realize the culture war was being fought until it was already over.
But that doesn't mean I'm going to go peacefully into that good night.
Culture war ain't even close to over.
don’t need one. it’s happening daily
I wonder if it will at least have good meme potential once it's out everywhere
The guy who lambasted Heaven's Gate and killed director led films also said Empire Strikes Back was the equivalent to slowly watching a boat dock in New York (slow and boring)
Critics actually are just retarded.
What movies did he actually like?
Nothing, he's a faggy 1980's film critic
Bring back elitist and pretentious critics. They're a necessary evil and usually are based as well
Anon the critics today are “Elites” because they are acolytes by the current liberal-left regime. The “left” today are farther left than the old left who are now far right
You’re gonna need a nuclear war to reset the scale
Actually "mediocre" is reserved for women you wouldn't look twice at
The correct title would be "I'm sorry to say the new Little Mermaid is extremely and unbelievably ugly"
As are all live action disney remakes. This one only got a lot of exposure because republicans got triggered over her skin color.
>I'M SO SORRY BLACK PEOPLE
I don't think any actual black people give a fuck about internet movie reviews.
Why does she look like she has acne in every shot I see?
Chud thread
Why didn't they just animate the film?
That's what they'll do for the reboot of the reboot.
>Beaten housewife: The headline
Disney should be ashamed of themselves for making this girl the posterchild for their race-baiting garbage. Also Flounder and Sebastian look like they're going to give kids nightmares. Probably the only movie where viewers will be going in looking forward to Melissa Mccarthy's performance. She was cultivated for this role.
Just came back from the prescreening
4.5/5 the movie fixes 90% of the original's problems. Eric is actually an interesting character now.
dilate
You are gay.
My Dad works at Nintendo and yeah, he can confirm that this is way better than the Mario movie.
bait
As an Australian I really dont care much to see Afrian american movies much in the same way I dont care much to see indian bollywood shit.
Scuttlebutt isn’t sounding good, bros.
It’s ok I forgive you
I don't forgive you.
I feel so bad for Halle Bailey because when I listened to the soundtrack she's actually got a very nice signing voice and does Ariel's songs justice but she's stuck in a movie that looks ugly and doesn't even make an effort to make her look like a pretty cinnamon roll princess.
>doesn't even make an effort to make her look like a pretty cinnamon roll princess.
I NEED A BEAUTIFUL CHOCOLATE PRINCESS SO FUCKING BAD I DON'T CARE IF MY PARENTS DON'T APPROVE OF ME SULLYING MY WHITE BLOODLINE I LOVE HER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>extremely mediocre
yes, truly an extra medium film.
If the Gen Z bastardization of scene/emo and goth has taught me anything, it’s not only that cultural appropriation is real (just not in the “white girl wearing yukata = bad” way), it’s also not limited to race.