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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s funny how whenever it’s a movie starring blacks they have to apologize for any negative critique but when it’s a movie starring a white they will be as blunt as possible

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Post 5 examples.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Black Panther sat at 100% for weeks because like no one wanted to be the first to stop clapping for Stalin, no one wanted to be the first to not sing its praises and get singled out as racists.

        When a reviewer from Ireland said it was shit, then suddenly more people felt comfortable saying it isn't the greatest movie of all time.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          dont for get this kind of shit

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Leftism in a nutshell, when everything they do never works, they just go full success is failure, failure is success. 2+2=5

            Pure Hegelian Dialectics

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              You've never read Hegel

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Jesus Christ

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Leftism in a nutshell, when everything they do never works, they just go full success is failure, failure is success. 2+2=5

            Pure Hegelian Dialectics

            Jesus Christ

            England didn't really lose

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I hate Italians so much it’s unreal.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kill
        Yourself
        You
        Reddit
        Black person

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      True. They are afraid of losing their woke card.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Next up will be articles about how it worship’s colonization of white men upon black mermaids.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        For me it's colonization of white shotas upon freaky mutant mermaids
        https://mangadex.org/title/4535092c-36d9-49ce-982e-ad827d35a238/diana-is-a-strange-mermaid

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The fact that they are even admitting it's shit is progress. Soon these homosexuals might actually grow some balls.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The fact that they are even admitting it's shit is progress.
        woke shit is failing and if they show their hand now they lose the very tiny shred they still have with their moronic audiences. they HAVE to call these catastrophes out now or "right-wing" youtube gets material for weeks

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        They didn’t even admit it’s shit, “mediocre” means, “it’s not memorable but you need to watch it for the Cause.”

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, white people are literally being genocided.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wouldn’t say whites are being genocided but their culture is being stolen and Black personfied

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Whites are NOT being made pariahs and scapegoats in their own countries. It's not happening, but if it is, good, because they deserve it.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, blackwashing isn't a thing but even if it was it wouldn't be a problem so best not worry about it.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >When white people enter spaces historically perceived as "people of color" in popular renditions of history and fiction, familiar outcries of "whitewashing" or "cultural appropriation" are sure to follow. What is it exactly that people of color fear losing?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >this observable phenomenon that happens and engenders reactions from people is not actually happening
            Peak gaslight

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Stop noticing things.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          This. Whites are not becoming hated minorities in the societies they built except they are and it's a good thing

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s funny how even when it’s utter shit they have to acknowledge the black person in it being great like a participation trophy or they’re just utterly terrified of looking like duh chuds for having an honest opinion. Like when everyone was sucking off Lance Reddit after the dumpster fire that was the Resident Evil series l. There were constant npc tier posts like “I’m sorry y’all but Resident Evil was trash. Lance Reddick is the goat tho frfr.”

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every live action remake is extremely mediocre, though.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      bump

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sonic was really well received by the audience.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        What movie was that remaking again?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          You make a distinction between remake and adaptation? I figured the live action part was the most important one.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sonic OVA

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        People were taken aback by how the production studio actually listened to the backlash about Sonic’s original design and fixed it, when any other studio would just write them off as incel virgins and mock them. Turns out what they wanted was to make a good product for fans and families alike and they did.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          The executives really thought that a "realistic-looking" Sonic would be received well by audiences. It's a case of them not actually doing it out of malice, but stupidity.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            To be fair, it’s a hard balance to land when doing live action movies.
            That movie with the bears used realistic bears and it went well.
            Dogs almost always go full realism too

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            It was a classic "New Coke" campaign, where they intentionally get everyone pissed off and then make a big deal of following their feedback so they look like they care.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              > intentionally get everyone pissed off
              To believe this you have to believe Sony people are competent and capable of playing 5D chess. Ever since the Sony email leaks we have proof everyone involved in that industry including directors like Feige are mentally moronic. Go read them. Then try to sell the idea this was intentional.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                is there an archive of these somewhere? they are comedy gold

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not a single thing this homosexual came up with was of value. Those "ideas" all should have been kept to himself.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          the original reveal was a marketing stunt and nobody can convince me otherwise

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Very possible, but still other studios could take notes from their response.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Occam's razor. No executive would approve this ad because it's way too fricking risky.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              It was marketing, I worked on the animation and we did the trailer seperate to the film. They paid influencers to complain and stir shit up.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Occam's razor. No executive would approve this ad because it's way too fricking risky.

                the original reveal was a marketing stunt and nobody can convince me otherwise

                There were leaks months before with the ugly design and toys were made with the ugly design too.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty sure he was just referring to the soulless Disney live action remakes

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        That is not a remake, is it, anon

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jungle Book was great

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The original was also mediocre though

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    In 2023 critics clench their buttholes even when speaking softened truths. If it's bad enough one of these people are willing to call it mediocre, you can bet this movie sucks shit through ten bricks.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm as big a chud as anyone but even I have to admit it's going to make money regardless of the quality. The name "Little Mermaid" alone is enough to get parents to buy tickets.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not really cause you can find a dozen different Little Mermaid movies in the dollar dvd bin at Walmart. It's the fact it's Disney's Little Mermaid that sucks in the brand fanatics. Also the reason people screaming "just wait til it's public domain then we will show em", in regards to shit like Mickey mouse are are delusional nearly every classic Disney movie was already in public domain and no one gives a frick about any story unless it's the Disney one

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Couldn’t you say the same thing about Peter Pan, which flopped miserably?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >disney+
        same with pinocchio

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >disney+
        same with pinocchio

        I really wish they had tried releasing these in cinemas just for the comedy gold.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      probably. remember that The Beauty and the Beast live action remake managed to gross 1,3 billion despite being utter shit.
      This one will very likely underperform tho. Even most normies will be turned off by the whole ugliness of this soulless cash grab

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wasn't that the first live action remake, so people saw it out of curiosity and the fact that a live action remake is a novelty.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty sure there was a Cinderella remake first which I’ve heard is actually decent though I’ve never seen it. Can’t confirm if that’s true. The BatB live action movie was pure dog shit. Only part I enjoyed was the Beast song that they added

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty sure there was a Cinderella remake first which I’ve heard is actually decent though I’ve never seen it. Can’t confirm if that’s true. The BatB live action movie was pure dog shit. Only part I enjoyed was the Beast song that they added

          The first one was Alice in Wonderland which wasn't that bad, it tried to do something different at least. Alice through the Looking Glass was awful tho

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        beauty atb has emma watson at her peak

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Emma Watson couldn't sing for fricking shit and sounded awful even with autotune. This movie looks completely aesthetically unpleasing but I will say that Halle Bailey can sing despite being homely.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah
      They need the chinese market to be a success if they want to make money on any movies now
      The chinese won't go to see it because they don't like blacks

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Of course it will “make money”, Disney has bought out their own tickets (again).

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not making any international money. Domestically it will have competition in the weeks ahead.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop making live-action remakes. Jesus.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      stop making remakes period

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that from the movie? It looks atrociously unrealistic, there's no semblance of being underwater, looks like the behinds the scene green screen footage of an ad

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why? The b***h looks like a fricking fish it should be kino

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    the Black person movies? I shant watch them

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same. After the BLM riots and they fricked up my car, let's just say... I better not say.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Black holocaust when?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Idk. Everyone I know has been so beaten down by this shit. Fricking dummies didn't realize the culture war was being fought until it was already over.

          But that doesn't mean I'm going to go peacefully into that good night.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Culture war ain't even close to over.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          don’t need one. it’s happening daily

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if it will at least have good meme potential once it's out everywhere

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
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      Anonymous
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        Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The guy who lambasted Heaven's Gate and killed director led films also said Empire Strikes Back was the equivalent to slowly watching a boat dock in New York (slow and boring)

      Critics actually are just moronic.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        What movies did he actually like?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nothing, he's a homosexual 1980's film critic

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bring back elitist and pretentious critics. They're a necessary evil and usually are based as well

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon the critics today are “Elites” because they are acolytes by the current liberal-left regime. The “left” today are farther left than the old left who are now far right

        You’re gonna need a nuclear war to reset the scale

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Actually "mediocre" is reserved for women you wouldn't look twice at
    The correct title would be "I'm sorry to say the new Little Mermaid is extremely and unbelievably ugly"

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    As are all live action disney remakes. This one only got a lot of exposure because republicans got triggered over her skin color.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'M SO SORRY BLACK PEOPLE

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think any actual black people give a frick about internet movie reviews.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does she look like she has acne in every shot I see?

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chud thread

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't they just animate the film?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's what they'll do for the reboot of the reboot.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Beaten housewife: The headline

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Disney should be ashamed of themselves for making this girl the posterchild for their race-baiting garbage. Also Flounder and Sebastian look like they're going to give kids nightmares. Probably the only movie where viewers will be going in looking forward to Melissa Mccarthy's performance. She was cultivated for this role.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just came back from the prescreening
    4.5/5 the movie fixes 90% of the original's problems. Eric is actually an interesting character now.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      dilate

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are gay.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      My Dad works at Nintendo and yeah, he can confirm that this is way better than the Mario movie.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      bait

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    As an Australian I really dont care much to see Afrian american movies much in the same way I dont care much to see indian bollywood shit.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Scuttlebutt isn’t sounding good, bros.

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s ok I forgive you

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't forgive you.

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel so bad for Halle Bailey because when I listened to the soundtrack she's actually got a very nice signing voice and does Ariel's songs justice but she's stuck in a movie that looks ugly and doesn't even make an effort to make her look like a pretty cinnamon roll princess.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >doesn't even make an effort to make her look like a pretty cinnamon roll princess.
      I NEED A BEAUTIFUL CHOCOLATE PRINCESS SO FRICKING BAD I DON'T CARE IF MY PARENTS DON'T APPROVE OF ME SULLYING MY WHITE BLOODLINE I LOVE HER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >extremely mediocre
    yes, truly an extra medium film.

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If the Gen Z bastardization of scene/emo and goth has taught me anything, it’s not only that cultural appropriation is real (just not in the “white girl wearing yukata = bad” way), it’s also not limited to race.

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

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