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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hands down my favorite Coen Brothers movie. It's very pointless, but very entertaining and has a great cast.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It gets better every time you see it. The people you root for change.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hands down my most hated Brad Mid movie. It tried to have a point and failed, super boring plot and the cast is horrible

      the duality of man

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Plebit

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hands down my most hated Brad Mid movie. It tried to have a point and failed, super boring plot and the cast is horrible

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he is hilarious on it how can you hate it

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        by not having brown skin and thus capable of processing the plot on a human level

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      by not having brown skin and thus capable of processing the plot on a human level

      Coen Bro movies filters gays. You didn't get the point of the movie.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The final scene of the movie literally tells you straight up there is no point. ACHTONG!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          its a movie... about NOTHING

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Checked.

            It is now law that BAR is the Seinfeld of Coen Bros movies.

            digits decides

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          At the end of day, shit like that might happen and CIA/FBI will eventually throw it away and not give a frick because of how convoluted and coincidental shit is. It's also funny because the major branch is incompetent and realizes they're wasting their time.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >He thinks that's a Schwinn

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why did he call himself Mr. Black?

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hands down my favorite scene in the movie. It's very pointless, but very entertaining and has great charm.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Osborne Cox?

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >that stupid smile he gives the dude in the closet before he gets shot

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I still haven't settled on exactly what he was thinking just then.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I assumed he was getting ready to tell an innocent lie about how he ended up in the closet and didn't expect to get brained immediately.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >A DRINKING PROBLEM???
    >PECK'S A FRICKING MORMON! COMPARED TO HIM, WE ALL HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The CIA disproportionately recruits Mormons

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the perfect collaborationists for the ZOG, they are part of a little sect that doesn't give a shit about the rest of us too

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >CIA disproportionately recruits
        Leftists. The majority of U.S. college grads are little more than leftist drones.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The CIA is responsible for murdering leftist activists in South America, and undermining any attempt at establishing longterm leftist organizations. How are they leftist? They're liberal capitalists.
          Source: Legacy of Ashes: The History of the CIA

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's not the last century anymore, anon.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anti-Christianity from the Coen brothers? Shocker

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Mormons
        >Christians
        Que

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Reminder that all the characters are WASPs and this is the usual theme for the C bros - White people are evil and/or idiots.

        I've seen you before, I think you're larping as a chud.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nice to have fans. Point out where I'm wrong or stfu

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not sure if this or Big Lebowski is funnier.

    I researched this kino so many times, I know every joke and scene by now. First time I watched I saw Big Lebowski, I was filtered. Rewatched it many years later, and only then I found funny understanding more of the film's film noir references.

    Does anyone know any more kinos like this? Comedies that subvert your expectations and have a lot of red herrings. I heard Inherit Vice is similar...

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Inherent Vice is awful both as a movie and a novel. Watch The Nice Guys. That one's kino.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Nice Guys sucks. Pure flick.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Pure kino
          Fixed that for you.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't really want to watch this movie
    I knew it would suck
    but I found the DVD on the floor in my gf house

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The American federal government is completely disrupted by neo-Marxist globalists that think it's best if citizens are ruled over by the "elite" that have recieved the same indoctrination that they have.

    FRICK the CIA, FBI, DEA, and every other armed group of federalist tyrants.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Villain gets away with it
    She even has the Chigurh haircut

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I honestly think she's the biggest piece of shit in the movie, and that's saying something

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lol the intentionally unflattering close ups on her in this movie are so brutal it's hilarious to think that she's married to one of the directors.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Villain gets away with it
        She even has the Chigurh haircut

        no way, the biggest villain is john malkovich's wife

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Was the dildo chair machine supposed to save Clooney's marriage?

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Coen bros stuff always reminds me of how important well written dialogue and actual engaging storylines are in a movie, and how lacking most modern shit feels in comparison.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Denis and his hate boner for dialog really pozzed DUNC up

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        haha that's literally the comparison I was thinking of. I legitimately loved everything else about it, but so much of the dialogue is exposition and almost capeshit-tier.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Humiliation Pittual

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that all the characters are WASPs and this is the usual theme for the C bros - White people are evil and/or idiots.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Burn After Reading is their second best after Serious Man imo

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