I'm still mad that all the spiderman characters besides toby just use a machine to do all the webs, that's so stupid, he's not spider m...

I'm still mad that all the spiderman characters besides toby just use a machine to do all the webs, that's so stupid, he's not spider man he's just random guy with a machine man

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And that's why Raimi and James Cameron changed it to organic webs. Logically, it's the right way to go but comic nerds will throw a fit as they usually do. Everything's gotta be 1:1 with those guys.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/UtTqA8V.jpeg

      I'm still mad that all the spiderman characters besides toby just use a machine to do all the webs, that's so stupid, he's not spider man he's just random guy with a machine man

      Without the webs, Spider-Man is just "Stick-2-Walls, Man" (with superstrength and quick reflexes)

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it'd be funny to have an alternate universe "spiderman" who gets the exact same powers and backstory in how they got them and just chooses some entire other gimmick for their hero persona because they never even made the spider connection.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm thinking he's such a space case that he assumes it's all independent of itself.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it'd be funny to have an alternate universe "spiderman" who gets the exact same powers and backstory in how they got them and just chooses some entire other gimmick for their hero persona because they never even made the spider connection.

            he thinks he has gecko powers

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Squirrel Boy

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          he thinks he has gecko powers

          Yeah I think I remember seeing a comic about that or something. Although I wonder how effective a hypothetical Gecko-man would be. A lot of Spider-man's mobility and combat prowess comes from combining his mobility and strength with mastery over his web slinging. Spider-man without web slinging would be considerably less mobile and versatile in combat. Unless Gecko-man gives himself some other similar utility item that's Gecko themed, like a long Gecko tongue. But that's still considerably more limited than webs are.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's called making him as effective for the story he's in as you can. Hypothetical Gecko-man is probably more into amphibious acts that allow the tongue utility to be of most use, so I'd assume he'd be a thief rather than a flying wrestler.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But the spider bite gives him the formula for webs. He didn't invent it, it was beamed into his mind through spider osmosis.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Raimi's Spider-Man powers are based on Spider-Man 2099's version of the classic spider powers (organic webshooters vs knowledge of how to make the web capsules & small retractable hooks in the fingers to cling to surfaces vs static cling.)
      >It would've been funny if Raimi Spider-Man had venom filled fangs.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Everything's gotta be 1:1 with those guys.
      >Book differs from the movie
      >Ugh the book was better
      >anime adaptation differs from the source
      >ugh fricking Americans ruin everything!
      >remake changes a tv show/movie
      >ugh what was the point remaking it?
      Yeah I'm sure it's just comic nerds who want faithful adaptations.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I used to be like this. It took Todd McFarlane to make me realize that there's no reason to tell the same story twice. A good film adaptation should not remove the reason to read the source material. It's like how the LotR movies are awesome and the books are awesome but they can be awesome for different reasons sometimes.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fake fan.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Organic webbing is moronic.

      I'm pretty sure the guy who made this thread is tipsy.

      Do you know how fast you were trolling just now?

      you guys are dumb

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Organic webbing is moronic.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm pretty sure the guy who made this thread is tipsy.

    Do you know how fast you were trolling just now?

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Objectively correct.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where do they get the recipes for the web shooter? Could any random person make one? That is, unless Spiderman has to jerk off into a beaker and use it to make the webs or something, so only he can make it.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because he doesn't fricking have spider powers, he is just a spider themed hero, retcons made him a spider powered hero.

    >but he has a spider sense, and can climb walls
    both powers originally just super human reflexes and grip, he just themed himself after the spider that bit him that was it.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    god damn that is tight

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can't say that.

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