I'm surprised the series ended without this guy getting killed.

I'm surprised the series ended without this guy getting killed. Not because of Dale but because he mentions sleeping with a lot of mens' wives, Texas is full of people who'd shoot his ass.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    they were all sissy whites

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Texas is full of people who'd shoot his ass
      But the only ones who'd do that are Mexicans and natives, he simply stayed on his lane

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's supposed to be parody and commentary of how Texans are willingly cucked by native Americans.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They make his children date each as revenge

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      *date each other

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's also full of doughy ass mother frickers who would do nothing but whine, just like every where else.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's safe from repercussions in the suburbs he usually hangs in

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Afawk, Dale knocked him out without knowing it was him, and most of the women John "massages" are at his "line of work" instead of their homes. Only Nancy's place is where he is comfortable doing the deed, so the possibility of an enraged husband tracking down John is limited, unless the creators decide to write an episode for the reboot where a jealous husband tracks him down in his trailer and does the "unthinkable".

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Dale knocked him out without knowing it was him
      >Immediately apologizes by name

      I dunno, anon...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Fricker.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You can knock out almost anybody if you are using something made out of metal and they have zero awareness that you are coming, life is not like the movies. Hell someone got off on a murder charge because they hit someone over the head with a beer bottle and thought it wouldn't kill them because they saw it in a movie.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lived in Texas forever and never seen an injun like that
    Most are indistinguishable from your average beaner

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Most are indistinguishable from your average beaner

      Clearly you haven't been looking hard enough, considering how many literal indigenous Mexicans exist.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Are you not good at picking up facial features? That might be literal autism.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wouldn't that be a hate crime?

  9. 2 years ago
    Boco

    Once the cheating thing ended they worked on making him a more or less decent guy.

    Helps that he's voiced by a real Native American who encouraged the writers to include more of his culture. And his band.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Chuck Whitemanoise gets to sell his trumpet music through the show
      >let me sell my windflutes the flea market isn’t what it used to be..

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not that kind of show my dude.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Redcorn lives in a neighborhood where not too many guys are likely to do anything to him, plus Redcorns fit, he'd likely knock a lot of dudes on their asses
    Lucky would totally get his ass though, one way or another. Redcorn's fricking suburban white women, not anyone with a husband who'd shoot him without a second thought

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