I'm the Homelander. And I can do whatever the frick I want

I'm the Homelander. And I can do whatever the frick I want

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    LITERALLY

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The gimmick of "unstable evil superman is about to show his true colors to everyone ANY SECOND NOW" was fun in the first season, then it got dragged on and on and on and on. At this rate The Soys will run for ten years while promising Homelander is about to lose his cool just wait a bit longer!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I was disappointed that scene where he lasers all the protestors didn't happen. I saw it on a trailer or something first.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that's why they're getting spinoffs going already so they can have homelander go crazy then presumably die but still have a franchise

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just get to the massacres and shit already, I’m so tired of this streaming show blue balls, stretching this bullshit out.

      The absolute state of impatient ADHD zoomers lmao. Maybe stick to Marvel movies those seem more your speed

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It’s all the same capeshit junkie. Call me in 9 years when the SHOCKING FINAL SEASON has him actually laser beam more than a handful of people for real. I’m sure you’ll watch it all.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >dude nothing happening for 20 hours is ok because... it just is ok!?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >insulting someone by invoking marvel trash
        >to make his superhero series seem superior
        You’re all weak and stupid homosexuals

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wtf how did you type The Soys without the word filter

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Onions

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ok I have to try it...The Soys

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The Soys Smh Tbh

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The Soys tbh senpai tbh basedboy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just get to the massacres and shit already, I’m so tired of this streaming show blue balls, stretching this bullshit out.

      >they get the russian weapon
      >they try to use it
      >it doesnt work
      >the pajeet explodes him

      calling it now.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >calling it now.
        Sorry. Ep4 promo

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          ok fine well she's still gonna explode homeowner at the end of the season

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Nah, if anything, Ryan will torch him at some point

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Ryan is going to show up and team up with homelander to take on the supped up boys. right before Ryan goes to kill butcher he's going to be like crikey mate wait. He'll show him that lego video of his mom talking and Ryan will help super butcher kill the homelander.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              They need a new villain because the Homelander storyline is getting stale and they're riding the girl power train hard as frick though

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                They'll do season-long sub villains like Stormfront and Soldier Boy each year but Homelander is the final boss level.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I mean Neuman I guess it's not confirmed that Soldier Boy is a straight villain or not

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              They're definitely going to do that

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Thats a fake trailer, dont give screen culture any views
          This is the only promo for episode four that is real

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Literally cut from the same footage.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's the same in the comic, he only snaps and decides to lead the superhero community in taking over America in the final act of the story. However comic HL is very different from the show, he's a douche and an butthole but not an outright psychopath like show HL so it's not really "snapping" but more like "finally deciding to purse that idea".

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This show is nothing without Homelander. It has zero interesting characters capable of carrying the show without him.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I liked Butcher too but he's become completely neutered now. It especially sucks if you've read the comic and know how much more hardcore and interesting of a character he is there.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The comic is just run of the mill teen edgy boy shit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Homelander going full omnicidal maniac is obviously a final season story arc but they need to have an endgame in mind, they're only on season 3 and it already feels like endless wheelspinning to preserve the status quo

        The show is afraid to kill off or write off any of the leads, Atrain has just been walking around moping for 2 seasons, he should have just died in s1

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he's more compelling if you are a poc or a woman. For them the white man is this all powerful bear that they keep poking while fearing it will wake up and wreck shit.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I get it, if I had super powers I'd be a total dick too.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    All he does is walk around in that suit

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Literally me

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WHY DID THEY PUT SO MUCH GAY NUDITY IN THE NEW SEASON?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You know why

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just get to the massacres and shit already, I’m so tired of this streaming show blue balls, stretching this bullshit out.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >massacres and shit already

      >3 episodes
      >Tony's gruesome death at the end of ep1
      >Gunpowder brutally beaten by Butcher, then chopped up with his eye beams in ep2
      >Nicaragua in ep3
      Ok zoomer.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Everybody wants to see the blonde guy just go full moron already. I don’t give a shit about some random side guy nobody fricking knows or cares about, just tell the fricking story for the main characters already, I don’t need 6 seasons of this shit, that’s like 6 fricking years, just tell the fricking story and be done with it.

        Yeah I mean why doesn't he frick more women and make more kids?
        I don't think he actually gives a frick about his son or maybe the writers are lazy because I feel HL is getting dumber and dumber each passing season.
        In first season you saw him snooping around, using Vaught's assets to track people, doing his own investigations and using his brain in general.
        Now, he acts like a fricking 8 year old, makes faces when someone scolds him like a kid.

        This dude can literally fly, see through walls and shit. Why doesn't he just go and do a bit more digging and find his son? All he has done is ask butcher.

        Homelander acts like a braindead moron, he isn't intimidating without flexing his powers anymore.

        To stretch the show out, it’s a streaming show, so they want at least 9 seasons of this horeshit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't mind waiting for it, but the problem is they probably aren't going to deliver. I want to see him snap and vaught / the boys throwing everything they have at him. Basically give me the Omni man at the end of episode 1 of invincible scene again.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        god the art in The Boys was so shit
        >inb4 "it's on purpose"

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Everything Garth Ennis is involved with is miserable to read and miserable to look at, I’ve never seen someone just hate their own audience as much as he does and still have them lap it up, comicgays are the ultimate goyim cattle.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I enjoyed his Punisher run a lot, though.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >miserable to read and miserable to look at
            Hitman is pretty dope, and the Superman story in it is top notch.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Hellblazer was A-amazing light adventure romp, especially after Delano's more heavy headed more wordy fever dream

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Goran Parlov is the best artist for his Punisher material

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Oh bigtime.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Oh. Now it all makes sense

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So are they going the comic route where most of the evil shit was noir gaslighting him so he could finally fulfill his born purpose an an anti-homelander weapon?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Unfortunately not. I get they probably don't want to do a 1:1 adaptation so even comicgays won't know where it's gonna go, but wasting Noir like this is a massive disappointment.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The original noir could be dead, replaced with a Homelander clone.
        Probably to stop wogs from sperging out when he turns out to be white.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No way, Nig Noir has the same nut allergy modern Noir has, AND in that allergy scene they showed black skin.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Forgot about that

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It really is a shame, that Noir reveal blew my mind in the comics and this route completely minimizes the character.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I much prefer Black Noir being his own character than being an edgier Homelander clone

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >wasting Noir
        Noir was a complete non entity up until the very end - besides the thing in Herogasm - and maybe had 30 panels of screentime.

        The original noir could be dead, replaced with a Homelander clone.
        Probably to stop wogs from sperging out when he turns out to be white.

        Terrible shitpost, anon.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If I had Homelander’s power
    I’d be a absolute dictator of the world and have my pick of the female population. The fact Homelander isn’t more rapey is very unrealistic.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I mean why doesn't he frick more women and make more kids?
      I don't think he actually gives a frick about his son or maybe the writers are lazy because I feel HL is getting dumber and dumber each passing season.
      In first season you saw him snooping around, using Vaught's assets to track people, doing his own investigations and using his brain in general.
      Now, he acts like a fricking 8 year old, makes faces when someone scolds him like a kid.

      This dude can literally fly, see through walls and shit. Why doesn't he just go and do a bit more digging and find his son? All he has done is ask butcher.

      Homelander acts like a braindead moron, he isn't intimidating without flexing his powers anymore.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I’m hoping there’s a scene later in the season when he just shows up out of nowhere and goes “what, you think I couldn’t follow you?”

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >why doesn't he frick more women and make more kids?
        Why would he?

        They need a new villain because the Homelander storyline is getting stale and they're riding the girl power train hard as frick though

        There's Vought and HL, no need for an oh so random asspull villain. They can always explore Butcher going full sperg similar to the comics.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm thinking POTERY

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this guy really just plays himself. and I love it. also banshee was 10/10 and I don't care

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >also banshee was 10/10 and I don't care
        based

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      dem pencil arms

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        dat insecurity

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          If you're going to play a badass that easily pushes people around and beats them, yeah, you're gonna have to look the part to some degree.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >always wears the suit because he has zero gains

      it's distracting

      and no muscle

      Antony Starr got decently built for season 1, but I guess he decided since he's in the muscle suit 99% of the time he didn't need to keep his gains

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >always wears the suit because he has zero gains

    it's distracting

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He was fully naked in one scene

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        and no muscle

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >black noire isn't a homelander clone
    >random fricking Black person
    Whyyyyy

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm a white male. And I can do whatever the frick I want

    thats the message they want you to hear

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any films with a similar character? I'm in such a mood.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Injustice animated movie has a Superman who decides to rule the world after realizing superheroism doesn't really stop evil permanently, but the power causes him to become like Homelander. There's also Brightburn, which features a superpowered kid with a similar mindset to Homelander.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I meant more in the
        >(deranged) gigacad ASSUMING_CONTROL.exe
        way.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, Brightburn is something for you 100%. The female characters meet their creator in gruesome ways.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ik kan dit wat ik wil.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I get drunk and beat the heck outta spaniatards whenever i feel like!
    GigaChad

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Black Noir a Black person?!

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Killing Homelander would destroy the only reason I have to keep watching this show.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You know the more I play skyrim VR the more I relate to homelander, Im this all powerful entity and I can do what I want. For example after my 100th playthrough im done wifing up Lydia, shes my personal bawd b***h and I order her to get gang banged in every town I come across and spread deadly deadric STDs to all inferior mortal beings and she fricking obeys without question. Hell you should of seen the way she handles the greybeards, they couldnt resist opening their mouths but shes strong enough to withstand their mountain shattering moans. She was a good friend

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We're at the point where this shit is so played out that a character with superman's powerset actually being a decent person and not being a total dirt bag psycho written by 14 year olds would be a refreshing twist.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because a lot of people got tired of Marvel and DC happy fun time action pandering bootyhole movies. Evil superheros are awesome, I always enjoyed that, the whole anti-hero thing is an old trope but I dig it in this context.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >everyone else is a piece of shit and that's the norm so he loops right back around to being a villain
      Checkmate

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So onions is still filtered but The Soys isn't???

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's more fun to type söy anyway because the ö looks like a gaping mouth

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So many zoomer contrarian fsggots itt lol

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people keep complaining about too much evil superman ? Brightburn was absolute shit and other than that i can only think of The Boys and Invincible which is a cartoon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      DC themselves and decades of shitty webcomics, fan projects, forum posts, etc.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For me the appeal of the boys is less about the "evil superhero" trope and more that the superheros, rather than all being out and out bad guys, they're just incompetent morons for the most part

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How are you getting this show to actually display in the right aspect ratio? Amazon adds black bars

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not him but it's very possible he has it in Amazon's black bar mode but he cropped the footage manually before converting into webm. WebM for bakas can do it easily.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I really want him to die this season.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Now that Butcher has powers too I hope he disembowels Homelander soon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He ain't on his level.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Big doubt on that. Seems like the temporary V makes you a low to mid level supe, adding in the fact that you're not used to the unstable powers unlike supes who've had them for life.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the soys

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm the Homelander and I'll frick your wife if I want

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    does "the soys" actually work or am i being memed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no cap

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the soys
    the baseds
    and the onions

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >newbies can't onions

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm David from accounting. You owe the IRS and Israel 4 billion dollars in backtaxes.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    basedboys

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the soys

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm the Homelander. And I can do whatever the frick I want

    except look good shirtless

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I dunno what the frick happened there. Dude looks DYEL. Maybe they forgot to tell Antony that he's going to have a shirtless scene this season and needs to look like a god.

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