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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >be genocidal maniac
    >commit genocide
    >wipe out all resistance, leaving only a small group of rebels impotently fighting
    >somehow rebels gain the upper hand
    >idea.png
    >"hurr durr i'm actually on your side mr rebels"
    >yfw they let you go and exonerate you fully for your crimes that you definitely did

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wait didn't Darth Vader do this?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No, he died on the Death Star and had his corps burnt

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Sheev saw through his clever disguise
        And shot Darth Vader with a lightning strike

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          THEN REVAN THE LIGHT AND REVAN THE DARK, AND JJ ABRAMS AND HIS PLOT SHART, AND DAVE’S WAIFU AND THE BIG BENDU, AND OBI-WAN AND MACE WINDU
          R2D2, 3P0, CAPTAIN VEERS AND HIS PEERS, EVERY FEMALE FORCE USER, KYLE KATARN AND KANAN JARRUS, CAL, LOTHAL AND OLD BARRIS

          CAME OUT OF NOWHERE LIGHTNING FAST AND THEY HELPED REY KICK SHEEV’S COWBOY ASS

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            nice

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Vader at least killed the Emperor

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Um, no, child, he did not, these are your delusions speaking.
          It was Rey, the real chosen one, who did.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Wait for the knock, rebel scum.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          And yet somehow the emperor returned

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I just need Kylo to lose, even though he's the one who could actually be turned to good. You should totally help me out

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >HE SPY NOW?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/KRAXsF2.jpg

      I'm the spy.

      DEY SPY

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I just want to take a moment to say that Rise of Skywalker is worse than TLJ, even though TLJ is more inconsistent as a "Star Wars" movie. Both Abrams and Johnson are hacks. Also, the Mandalorian season 1 was a fluke and moving away from the space western gimmick was a huge fricking mistake.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I streamed Rise on some streaming website and I couldn’t even finish it. It was so bad I physically stopped giving a frick midway through the movie. It was out of curiosity anyway, I basically dropped Star Wars after Last Jedi

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        TLJ was so fricking bad, but Rise of Skywalker was somehow worse, even if it was much closer in tone to an actual Star Wars movie. Just a bunch of stupid shit and bad writing. Who's gonna make a fricking key to point you to the Emperor's office on a crashed Death Star? Why wouldn't the creator of that stupid dagger/key/map thing just get the fricking thing out of the desk drawer and hide THAT in a fricking temple or something? Mind-bogglingly stupid shit. The problem with JJ Abrams is that while he's technically skilled in directing, his idea of a cohesive story is shit. He sets up all these mystery boxes and has no idea what's in them, because he's a great big gay who thinks mysteries are cool. He did that shit with Lost and then he did it in Star Wars with episodes 7 and 9. The highlight of his life was finding shit in his shoes one morning and never figuring out it was the dog that did it. Cool fricking mystery, huh? He's still thinking about it today.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >"I support firing the big space gun to obliterate these planets containing billions of lives"
    >"jk, I was on your side all the time."
    This is pathetic writing.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    star wars has always been shit
    >luke was the chosen one to bring down the sith
    >anakin throws palaptine down a shaft to save luke
    >somehow

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      2/10

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why do his eyebrows look fake?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is what ginger eyebrows look like sometimes, I've seen it up close.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Spy who?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Rey Spywalker.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    THAT SPY IS A BLOODY TRAITOR

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >He spies now?!

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I drank the vodka.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I went to see the Force Awakens in theaters and dropped acid with friends, but accidentally swallowed the tab. In hindsight, I'm glad it didn't kick in until after the movie and I got to watch my dog look like he had 3 heads and 12 tails because of how fast he was wagging. What a garbage reboot.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >watching a dog while tripping was more interesting than TFA
      kek I believe it

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >characters get caught
    >leads to getting freed 30 seconds later in this scene, they don't even seem concerned that there's a possibility they could die
    >a minute later they're on a ship escaping again and this guy is dead
    Bravo

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