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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Black movies are worth as much to me as black lives: zero.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Black movies are worth as much to me as black lives: zero.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fpbp

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Holy based. I was gonna post something, but I can't top FPBP.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Peele is half white though.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Then he is worth .5 times as much as zero

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Black movies are worth as much to me as black lives: zero

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      um, BASED

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      FPBP

      Also, just like black lives aren't worth much to blacks themselves, or as a community, "good" movies, well made - technical aspects of movies like this are wasted on blacks.

      Black folk don't care about screenplay, cinematography or any of that. They show up in droves for Tyler Perry bullshit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I hate nigrums as much as the next guy but let's not pretend that the general public of any ethnic group doesn't like their own goyslop.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Thank you

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Stunning and brave

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      king

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      True

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I kneel

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So true

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Black lives are human lives

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Basadisimo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fisrt comment I've read today on Cinemaphile and goddamn you never let me down

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jordan peele never made a good movie and is box-office number are shit except is first entry.He is the definition of a industry plant.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >except is first entry.
      US made 255m on a 20m budget

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Everybody went, expecting to see another get out.
        Instead was 2 hours of nonsense, that went nowhere.
        How anybody can watch another peele movie after that shitshow, is beyond me.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Everybody went, expecting to see another get out
          they will do that with Nope once again?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        US was better than GET OUT.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Its hilarious how critics are absolutely terrified of criticizing black people

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This, imagine being a Black person and having all those weird looking white people treating you as some kind of eternal toddler

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They love it actually.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        blacks are delusional as a whole and think they really are that great when its really just white liberals/jews fawning over them as "one of the good ones" and "see, they can do le artistic things just like we can!!!"

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          There’s been numerous studies that show they’re the most irrationally narcissistic race that exists and it isn’t even close.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >There’s been numerous studies
            can you post one?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              yes

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i'm waiting

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Sure
              https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0092656611000912

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Another
                https://www.oatext.com/racial-implications-of-the-narcissistic-personality-inventory-reinterpreting-popular-depictions-of-narcissism-trends.php

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                PDF of study
                https://www.zeigler-hill.com/uploads/7/7/3/2/7732402/zeigler-hill__wallace_2011.pdf

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Another
                https://www.oatext.com/racial-implications-of-the-narcissistic-personality-inventory-reinterpreting-popular-depictions-of-narcissism-trends.php

                PDF of study
                https://www.zeigler-hill.com/uploads/7/7/3/2/7732402/zeigler-hill__wallace_2011.pdf

                Stop it

                Black lives matter

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                True, they should be studied, genetically, and shown to be what they really are. It would help us greatly as a species going forward if we fully understand the differences between “races” (species).

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                doesnt mean anything, just post the data on genes correlating with intelligence being less commonly expressed in nonwhite peoples

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                Their bone marrow is also the only “race” to be incompatible with every other human donor. The bone marrow association had to deal with massive fallout for gently stating this in their requests for more black donors.

                Those are not genes but SNPs
                The impact of those SNPs is most likely not big at all, need to remember that severa thousands of them have an impact on intelligence
                The study used as a reference for finding "intelligence" SNPs is mostly done using European ancestry individuals, doing the same on African ancestry individuals would most likely lead to slightly different list of SNPs, some of which would in turn be more specific to Africans. You could then conclude the opposite...
                Last but not least, the SNPs shown are associated with higher intelligence. It does not mean they are responsible, and actually it seems that intelligence here is "educational attainment" which is also a bit different. But basically of being European means that you are more likely to go to university compared to an African ancestry, then genetic markers differentiating Europeans from Africans would be associated to higher educational attainment. But the cause behind it would not be genetic at all. Og course most studies are corrected to try and avoid that kind of bias, but not all of them can be avoided, unforeseen ones nights still be present or some could be only partially corrected.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Blacks have a genetic ancestor not found in any of the human races.

                Their bone marrow is also the only “race” to be incompatible with every other human donor. The bone marrow association had to deal with massive fallout for gently stating this in their requests for more black donors.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                those fixation index values are false though

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I’m sorry Jamal, you’re technically not a homosexual sapien and it’s incredibly cruel and evil to pretend otherwise

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                thats cool, any actual argument against the video though?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                it's self-evidently wrong since the alternative would be for babies to be handmade by god and delivered by the stork

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I accept your concession

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                ironic

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                How so?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you wouldn't get it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Try me

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you didn't notice

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >made comment on the vid 10 years ago
                huh

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Another
                https://www.oatext.com/racial-implications-of-the-narcissistic-personality-inventory-reinterpreting-popular-depictions-of-narcissism-trends.php

                PDF of study
                https://www.zeigler-hill.com/uploads/7/7/3/2/7732402/zeigler-hill__wallace_2011.pdf

                maybe i missed it, but do any of these studies compare rates of NPD among american blacks with african blacks? this would remove some of the biological argument if it were found to be incongruent

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I’ll let you process those first

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think it's funny

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      both get out and us were massive box office successes. Are cinema goers also afraid of criticizing black people?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Actually yes. Society at large has been terrified of criticizing blacks for decades. Everyone knows what they're like, but everyone feels they're alone in feeling this way, and never speaks up for fear of being ostracized. It's why so much effort is spent constantly reinforcing the "DATS RAYCIST!!" stuff, preventing wrongthink from being shared, etc. If people started speaking their mind and being honest about it, they'd be shocked how many of their neighbors feel the same way.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Us piggybacked off the success of Get Out and horror movies are generally cheap to make, not exactly a high bar to get over. Nope will make money cause there's literally nothing else out to watch.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Nope will make money cause there's literally nothing else out to watch.
          you're already coping. Movie isn't out yet and you are preemptively coping.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >"critics"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Birth of a Nation was the best movie ever made until they found the Black director was a rapist
      There’s a Vulture article admiting the sundance vs release reaction was so different because they were afraid to criticize a black director

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I've been seing this a lot, no one gave a frick about the black Birth of The Nation, is this some psyop? I remember seeing this film on RT once and it got decent reviews but it was never hyped up to such an extent as Jordan Peele is and never got reviews as raving as his.
        Sundance is an irrelevant indie festival.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    NOPE not going to watch this Black person movie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He’s half israeli which makes it infinitely worse

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/nope
    Am I missing something? I don't see any reviews.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wow, you mean someone actually lied on Cinemaphile?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      check the landing page

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    female farts

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The trailer looks campy and amateur as shit.
    The Black personmutt rap music was horrid.
    Black cowboys sounds weird.
    The marvel tier Black personquips gave me second hand cringe.
    As a Euro, I say boycott every american movie as long as they're this insanely demented, and boycott this kind of woke bait even more.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's a pastiche on 50s UFO stuff of course it campy, it doesn't look amaeturish at all tho, what Peele did do properly is hire good cinematographers, Get Out was the one that looked like a mediocre Blumhouse film, but he upped the visual element in Us

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Black cowboys sounds weird
      Mexicans and blacks were majority of cowboys. You do know that irl cowboys weren't le epic suave silent gunslingers who had duels everyday? They were glorified herders with guns

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    isn't he a bit too dark bros?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Unlike muttmerica euros don't have centuries of mingling with Africans, so they are pretty pure blooded here.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >euros don't have centuries of mingling with Africans
        Good joke

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You’re very stupid

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    whoa i'm surprised the israeli journalists love a movie that likely attacks white people as the devil

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do the aliens want us to fear aliens? Maybe project blue beam is real and they are planning a fake alien invasion to induce a behavioral change on humanity. The real aliens would be well above such nonsense. If disclosure was done in good faith we would have programming priming us towards alien acceptance rather than primal fear response. This movie is upsetting to me on those grounds alone.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Take your meds

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      its like dude youre thinking on a level which just assumes a level of obligatory trust between parties that isn't actually there irl. Even assuming aliens showed up in a UFO chances are that getting nuked would not be ideal for them. Just for analogy's sake the aliens could be the US military and we could be the afghans. anyway, I can confidently say the two or three concepts i touched upon in this short post are more interesting than the plot of this film. the leaks are true and moronic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The whole Idea of Alien "making contact" with us is so out of touch of reality it hurts. You wouldnt even know humans existed if you are some hundred lightyears aways and be looking at earth. A Space traveling civilisation has to totally transform carbon based biology in order to pull of such a stung, the resources are a whole other thing. And I am only speaking about 3d realms, real extraterrestials are most likely in higher dimensions.

      But as I know the average Normalshit, the idea of aliens is "something they knew all along" without thinking about it at all, so your right on one hand but on the other, the alien psyop was in the talks vor years (not the area 52 shit) so who knows when they launch it

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are there spoilers yet?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There was a whole plot leak like a month ago.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I've surprisingly not seen any Nope threads. I probably just glossed over them. I think I caught most of it but I'd like to know a bit more.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The film is about siblings who work on their ranch and tend horses. They're the descendants of a black jokey who happened to be the first actor in cinema ever. In the very beginning something falls from the sky and kills their father.
          The film is divided into "chapters" named after animal nicknames. The UFO is nicknamed Jean Jacket, and the last chapter is also named after it.
          Siblings try to find out what is making things fall from the sky. Parallel to this an asian guy, a con artist, sets up an alien themed show.
          The siblings find out that a large UFO is roaming around the area and hides in the clouds. The main character is being seemingly followed by aliens which scare him but it turns out it's children in alien costumes from the asian guy's show.
          The show begins, the entire town is there. Suddenly aliens arrive and snatch everyone who came to watch it. We get a flashback to asian guy's childhood. He was a child actor in a sitcom. In it he is the only asian in the family. It's not apparent from the leak if the show has him as an adpoted child or the actors wear yellowface, but the monkey named Gordy (the flashback chapter is also named Gordy) suddenly goes bananas and attacks every actor on set (I guess the actors he attacks are white) while sparing the asian kid. It's the only blatantly race related thing in the movie.
          The siblings hire two people, one of whom is a documentary filmmaker to capture the footage of the UFO. It's difficult to do because when UFO is close all electronic devices shut off. They set up bunch of IMAX cameras and also make an analogue self made camera using a well which they call a Winking Well. Bunch of action ensures, they find out the UFO only snatches people who look at it directly. The ship snatches up the documentary filmmaker. They finally take photos of the UFO using the Winking Well. Then they feed it a giant balloon which makes the ship explode. She goes throught photos and looks at her brother outside on a horse.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            u mean this
            ?
            that makes no sense, it's a straight up Z-tier scifi plot with nothing else going on for it

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It came right before the final trailer and the final trailer confirmed a lot of it.
              Now it could be a part of some viral marketing scheme and be only partly true, but I doubt it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i dont get it, is the movie even out or are y'all shit posting

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The film was shown to critics a month or two ago, and the leak came out. It was before the final trailer was released and the final trailer confirmed a lot of the stuff mentioned in the leak so it's most likely indeed true. Either Peele didn't know what he's doing this time around or it's some metaphor like Us but unlike Us where the metaphor is readable this shit is incredibly vague and obtuse. I think it's probably the former.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I see. But where is the actual movie out?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i think it should be out in the USA in two days

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Sounds like a d-tier Stephen king story

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      "Aliens" are just some weird animal that hides in clouds and "kidnaps"actually eats anyone who notice it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        WHOA!! What a ground breaking movie..IT JUST HAD TO BE MADE!!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How does a spaceship being an animal work?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          We don't see the actual aliens, the ship is provoked by looking directly at it and them trying to chase the UFO and take an image of it is a parallel to taming an animal.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            So the moral of the story is don't try to tame animals? Haven't we been doing just that for thousands of years

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I don't really know what he was trying to do there thematically really. If we go for UFO is literally a single organism (it's never outright stated, just implied somewhat) there's maybe some correlation to the flashback with a monkey but the monkey part is clearly a racial joke while the UFO abducts everyone not just white people. Maybe it's something about animal abuse? But also the main characters do manage to destroy the UFO and it's not really shown as a bad thing or anything, the flying saucer is clearly a bad thing in the film.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What a racist question

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >THEM WHITE DEVILS BE IN THE CLOUDS TRYAN TO STEAL THE WEATHER

    reviews of black movies have become meaningless after average shitty cgi hero crap black panther got overrated into the top10 movie of all time

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Be critic
    >Give negative review of Peele
    >Labeled racist, career over

    You're not back. You were never here.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    has anyone uploaded it yet ?

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >C'mon bro trust us bro the new jordan peele movie is amazing, he's a legendary filmmaker bro we're not making it up because we wanna seem like allies bro please buy a ticket it's super funny it's like the MCU bro

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The fact they gave him an oscar is the joke that never gets old.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why didn't they call it Aww Hell No?

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    .... NOPE.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone already knew the critics were gonna venerate this piece of shit; one of their favorite pet monkeys made it and if there is one thing mutts are good at besides degeneracy it’s worshipping nignogs.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Peele is an interesting director since you can compare him to somebody like Robert Eggers, they both debuted as horror directors at the same time and released three movies since. They have have largely made movies reflecting their own creative interests.

    Eggers has gone on to make multiple movies exploring different genre and time periods, as well as different cultures. Peele, in contrast, is now on his third black-centric modern horror.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't really mind these original black flicks. much easier to ignore than the constant blackening of white characters in every mainstream production these days.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    this bussy mad

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      >people who find peele vehicles to be overrated trash are.. umm... they’re t-t-troons
      First day here?

      [...]
      Yes, we know you're crying, Black person worshipping trannie.

      All this cope, keep flooding this thread with your tears.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    why did you quote me, I wasn't even shitting on it just posted the plot leak

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >people who find peele vehicles to be overrated trash are.. umm... they’re t-t-troons
    First day here?

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Yes, we know you're crying, Black person worshipping trannie.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How is this a positive review?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If you write a mixed review RT literally asks you if you want it to be counted as positive or negative.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I thought they have a moderation team to decide. But this really reads more like a negative review. Spectacle might not work well when everything else in the film is misguided even if the spectacle itself in a vacuum is well done.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Am moronic, that said there's an 88% right next to the text. It isn't terribly uncommon for a scathing review to reek of "i don't get paid if it isn't scored above %, no one reads the reviews anyways"

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]
    [...]
    All this cope, keep flooding this thread with your tears.

    take the thong out yo bussy, playa

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Put it back in, playa.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >its real

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    cancel these two chuds IMMEDIATELY

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >hey you should watch the latest jordan peele flick it's really-
    Nope.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    so what is the twist i dont wanna wanna read through 100 comments
    thank you

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The ayys are white slavers abducting blacks. Bravo Peele

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        really?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          no, there's no twist, the longest post ITT is the whole plot leak from month ago

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >jews love it
    Into the oven it goes.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    nope

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >yeah I'm thinking we're black

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Black person director
    >israelites automatically give it 100%
    Pathetic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      like with Tyler Perry?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The main complain about Tyler Perry’s movies is that they make black people look stupid

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >ITT Alt-Right pussies whine about literally everything

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >wanna watch the flick?
    NOPE

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Americans fear criticism of blacks the way a mortal fears the wrath of the gods

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not watching this movie is like bringing slavery back

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      mfw

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Oz Perkins starring instead of making another kino

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Blacks have a genetic ancestor not found in any of the human races.

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