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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who's pretending. SAO is the isekai we had to have so they could figure out how to do isekai well.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      my fav anime bro

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There's been a couple of good isekais this year. Arifureta and I'm a Spider both go to great lengths to give real stakes instead of just OP MC wins every fight easily.
        Realist Hero is the best civ-builder isekai to date.

        I watched ep1 of Overlord IV, didn't impress. The fact the youtube keeps recommending me the sniffing scene is not a great sign.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I've never seen an Isekai and I also tried watching Overlord and had to turn it off like halfway into the first episode
          I probably had some bias against it though

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Tell me you weren't watching subs because you listened to homosexuals on Cinemaphile.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Cinemaphile has unironic dubgays?
              Damn, this board's gone downhill in recent years.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >implying Cinemaphile can read
                You must be new here.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I don't remember if it was subbed or dubbed but the VAing or artstyle wasn't the issue and it was more the subject matter. The "holy shit I'm in a video game this is epic lol boobs" really turned me off immediately..I'm sure there's some good writing in the series but I might be too much of a jaded crab to enjoy it. I think the scene where I turned it off was when two little kids ran up to the skeleton guy and were like "Hey viewer, are you read to explore this heckin game world with us?" and I thought "No, no I'm not" and turned it off

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Weird take but whatever. You do you.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I only seek out new anime to watch once in a blue moon nowadays but Overlord wasn't jiving with me that night. Switched over to Demon Slayer Kimetsu since that was on Hulu too and finished the first season in a day
                I've heard good things about Tanya in the past and may give that one a shot if I get the craving to try another isekai

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Overlord is only good if you like self inserting.
                >Ainz does literally anything
                >SASUGA AINZ-SAMA
                The entire show is just characters sucking the MC's non-existent wiener. The vast majority of modern isekai is like that.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm putoff by that type of MC self-inserting but I'm sure there has to be other good writing surrounding it yeah? I might just be too much of a boomer to enjoy that type of anime though

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's a bad show. The writing is shit, the characters are shit, the setting is shit. A lot of the people that i know that like it say that the worldbuilding is the best part, but that is also shit. The animation is also shit. The only good things about the show are the character designs, and even those are shit if you don't like the aesthetic.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            no, that show fricking sucked dick, anime fans are moronic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My wife.

      I'm tired of pretending that anime girl feet aren't heckin cute

      I've never seen an Isekai and I also tried watching Overlord and had to turn it off like halfway into the first episode
      I probably had some bias against it though

      Here you go, bro.

      actual best girl coming through

      >tranime
      and not even a good one at that

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Jew
        >Mass reply spam
        Checks out.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >>Jew
          Meds, Asians are closer to being israelite-like than white people.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      malevolent sex with tanya

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    SAO is junk except for the fact that Asuna is older than Kirito.

    That's about it.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i would have sex with asuna if you know what i mean

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I get an erection painting my moms toenails bros. What is wrong with me?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the first half of the first season. Felt it should of been longer since I felt that's kind of what the whole point of the show was supposed to be about. It would have been better if they split the first season into two seasons. Didn't finish Alheim Online but was enjoying it.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My wife.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Show her off more

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Here you go, bro.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Here you go, bro.

      Can’t compete with Sugu

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        actual best girl coming through

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          NO

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm tired of pretending that anime girl feet aren't heckin cute

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the only japan-related Cinemaphile thread without electiontourists shitting things up is for fricking sao
    >meaning trumpBlack folk LOVE sao and think every other anime is shit
    I'm at a loss for words.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    im sorry but sao is not very good of an anime

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    SAO taught me to like anime
    for 14 episodes
    then it taught me how easily anime goes to fricking shit

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    hey since we off topic anyway imma ask here
    i saw a clip of an anime a while ago and since im bored now it sprung into my mind and i wanna see it
    ok so theres this guy walking somewhere and he is clumsy and falls with a girl who now thinks he's a pervert
    and he keeps walking being clumsy and shit making all these girls hate him
    i remember one of them he bumped into her food tray or something and got tea all over her
    then they all follow him to beat the shit out of him but the leader of the girls says he knows the guy from when they were younger and some shit and theres a flashback, they are in a classroom and the girl tricks the guy to say outloud what she told him to say which is something along the lines of "i wanna be a maiden when i grow up" or some shit, the teacher was asking what they wanted to be when they grew up
    any ideas would be appreciated

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the writing was really bad, but the women are hot and the porn is good because of it.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I liked SAO
    Then tried to dip into other isekais
    I just can't
    One is enough for me, and the relentless, unstoppable and never ending release of new "different" isekais wants to make me barf
    >on this one the MC is really smart
    >on this one the MC is really dumb
    >on this one the MC is evil!
    >on this one the MC is a girl
    >on this one the MC don't want to get back home
    >on this one the MC has to fall in love to get back
    And so on and so on....
    I liked other stuff that could be considered isekai I guess, like Samurai Jack or Inuyasha.
    But it's the artistic bankruptcy what's hurting the genre. Everything is pretty much the fricking same, saving one gimmick.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Everything is pretty much the fricking same, saving one gimmick.
      welcome to anime genres, enjoy your stay

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was extremely underwhelming, and it could've redeemed itself tenfold if only Suguha won the Kiritob owl.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >underwhelming
      here's a word that needs out of the English language, along with 'irregardless'

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What word would you replace underwhelming with?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Disappointing?

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I’m tired of pretending you deserve the gift of life.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    SAO isn't good and never will be

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What does 2 years worth of semen build up actually sound like when it's pouring out into some prostitute's vegana?

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >There have been no good anime after 2004
    suffering

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      But the best seasons of Mushishi are from 2014.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >stuck in an MMO
    >Kajiura
    Cool, SIGN is the GOAT anime surely this will be good too
    ...nevermind

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