Bros. I keep pissing my pants when I'm drunk. I'm 34 and it's getting worse by the year. It happens almost once a month now. I wake up in piss covered sheets and have to hide my crime
I fall asleep and piss myself. I usually black out and dont remember going to bed. My guess is I dont piss before bed and my bladder is full so when I go to bed blacked I just leffer go in my sleep
Dont fall for the spirit meme, its a dangerous path
2 years ago
Anonymous
yeah, I drank vodka out of convenience, I usually only drink scrumpy but lots of places especially in towns don't serve it
2 years ago
Anonymous
Dont do it anon, be a larger chad
2 years ago
Anonymous
beer gives me an awful aftertaste
2 years ago
Anonymous
But it wont ruin your life
2 years ago
Anonymous
neither will scrumpy
2 years ago
Anonymous
You are a lost cause
2 years ago
Anonymous
>But it wont ruin your life
beer does the trick for me, plus it is enjoyable to drink lots of it
2 years ago
Anonymous
based, same for me bro
2 years ago
Anonymous
I love pints but man sometimes I just get these massive migraines after the first beer that just persist until I either go to sleep or make it like the 6 pint mark
2 years ago
Anonymous
I'm currently at this point but it usually hits after the second one
water doesn't help
2 years ago
Anonymous
>water doesn't help
Yep...
2 years ago
Anonymous
Beer tastes gross and liquor tastes great with a nice diet soda. Beer will also make you a fat ass
2 years ago
Anonymous
>beer tastes gross >diluting liquor with diet soda
what are you, 16
2 years ago
Anonymous
Do people outside of television and films actually drink straight liquor? That’s gross, you don’t have to larp as some cowboy manly man, just mix it with some Diet Pepsi bro it’s good.
2 years ago
Anonymous
out of desperation or if it's good shit. soda is disgusting, I just make actual wienertails like a fricking adult. most wienertails are just like juice, some kind of simple syrup, and liquor anyway
2 years ago
Anonymous
Drinking a bunch of captain Morgan’s spiced rum black 100 proof and diet Pepsi’s after work is kino though. Tastes like doctor pepper
2 years ago
Anonymous
yes but i drink to get fricked up, not to enjoy a beverage
2 years ago
Anonymous
You’ll get fricked up SO MUCH quicker if you mix with soda. It literally tastes like doctor pepper as I said in my last post. It’s dangerous how quick you’ll drink down 50% liquor in a mixed drink. At least 4 or 5 drinks an hour.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I don't like carbonated drinks at all. Never drunk them in my life.
Anyway something like Captain Morgan's tastes delicious on it's own or diluted with water.
is it possible you could ever have regrets for inducing innocent Cinemaphileers into a life of liver damage and failure?
or is that the entire point?
frick you homosexual i would defenestrate you
I know a guy who's 34 with a heart condition this happens to. He said his body doesn't wake up and it might be related to his fricked up heart. You should get checked out anon.
i'm lucky this has never happened to me even after i drink until i black out. weird thing is if i swallow one phenibut pill sober i piss myself while i'm sleeping. phenibut works on similar GABA receptors that alcohol does, so i had to quit taking phenibut
for me, it worked like a mild painkiller without all the nauseating, loopy side effects. it's like feeling drunk but not to the point of acting like a drunk moron. it puts you in a good mood, it's hard to get pissed off when you're on it and if you mix it with some caffeine it might make you actually feel euphoric and want to get shit done and stop procrastinating. i have nothing against it personally since i've never gotten physically addicted to any substance (not even meth - phenibut can be HIGHLY addicting), but the bed-wetting was the deal-breaker for me
for me phenibut wasn't really about getting recreationally high, i used it to help me cope with morons at work or to give me an extra push if i felt too tired or lazy
this shit will frick you up in the same way benzos do. people have too much time on their hands and buy all this weird gray area shit on the internet, but nothing good ever comes of it. I speak from experiance, go get a hobby
yeah I bought some phenibut a year ago, tried it once, then read more into how long the withdrawal periods can be and decided to huck out my bottle. reading about the something awful joose/phenazapam craze reinforced the decision to stick to stimmys & booze
cheers for the info anon
sounds interesting but i have had a history of addictions so might not be a good idea. I liked valium and xannax but got all whacked out and quit back to just weed and occasional booze.
My buddies, 3 brothers all had problems piussing themselves but they used to drink till blackouts. I think they all eased off on the drinking and got fit and stopped having bladder issues.
Best of luck with your heath bro
homie, speak to your doctor
Theres a drug for excessive sweating which causes urine retention as a normally unwanted side effect. There might be help you could get.
Try Kegel exercises
https://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/mens-health/in-depth/kegel-exercises-for-men/art-20045074
Currently crapping blood and puking up any food in my system. I wouldn't be surprised if I died in my sleep since im in such pain. Please don't drink friends. I'm the example, the martyr. The mental anguish took over and now it's too late to reverse the anguish >Wat do?
Ehhh, it was pretty gay, but nothing compared to globohomosexual hellscape we're living in today.
Don't forget that the early 2010's were the final years of classic Youtube, before the ~~*Youtube Partner Program)) made everything as soulless as TV.
alcohol is basically the shittiest drug of all thats why they want you on it
they want you fricked up and moronic and dead
DRUK
no more like a reddit bot spams this thread to get incels to kill theirselves
gotta get smart sometimes before you go back to getting dumb. sober pauses where I read & don't drink help my clarify my thought patterns before I inevitably go back to boozing
>alcohol is basically the shittiest drug of all thats why they want you on it >they want you fricked up and moronic and dead >DRUK >no more like a reddit bot spams this thread to get incels to kill theirselves
this post got me to stop drinking
thank you for saving my life
God is such a cruel sadistic bastard. I don't know why religious people love him so much. He's sitting in his golden chair looking upon his people that he created and analyzing their pain that he can take away. Frick him if he exists
>I secretly installed an audio recorder under the floorboards to hear my wife's conversations with her lawyers. It's gonna get interesting
Wait really?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Yeah. We're still fighting over the rights to our million dollar house so I need to know what her schemes are
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Million dollar home >Posts pepe
doubt
2 years ago
Anonymous
The richest man in the world shit posts in Twitter all day man I don't know what to tell you. Do you think millionaires sit in front of their fireplaces in robes sipping bourbon and reading encyclopedias all day?
2 years ago
Anonymous
You are larping arn't you
2 years ago
Anonymous
Not him
2 years ago
Anonymous
If I was larping I'd make up a more interesting story. Posting in these threads are one of my only forms of catharsis during this time
The people at the liquor stores near my house often give me free pity beers cause they know I'm off into self destruction but, they still want my business >What a life
imagine being shunted into a good mood with good-feeling sensations that you are simply unable to get while sober
that's the appeal
just don't get puking drunk though that's when it stops being fun
you can see the chaos created by the breakdown of the social fabric, of a generation's complete abdication of responsibility and embrace of guileless hedonism. here is a thread without fathers, for those who will never be fathers, nursing as a suckling babe does on their new mother, the bottle. the quintessence of alcoholism, of the addict's mindset, is a rejection of expectations and a desire to return to the womb. where will that get you? let me tell you bucko, it's nowhere good.
I did it lads, I fell for a histrionic/bpd b***h that dumped me after the allotted 4 months who was also kind enough to know I'm still her back up in case anything goes wrong with the new guy
pro tip? save EVERYTHING. screenshot every text conversation you have with her. anything and everything, save it. you NEVER know what BPD women will pull when they so desire. take it from me... seriously
multiple backups too. I was careful enough to never threaten or blackmail her and not just because I was smart but because I couldn't do that to her, even though I know she deserves it. I did realize after hearing half a dozen times of other guys blackmailing her etc what she might be capable of. Stuff like that is always projection or an admission of wrongdoing.
I loose the urge to jerk off when I get drunk. It's been 4 months since I busted a nut and now I'm getting wienerteaed by two girls knowing damn well there's nothing I can do about it >I'm literally smashing things a drunk rage while typing this
If I drink regularly and only pints, it kind of kills my desire to wank, but if I get absolutely shitfaced I'll end up wanking to all sorts of fricked up things, awful
Cat sitting for my gf. She gave me a key to her apartment. She knows how much I DRUK and she doesn't care because it's the easiest way to chill me out since I have a panic disorder. Life is good.
It's like suddenly remembering everyone you know is going to die and feeling the need to run away because anyone you see is about to die and the same will happen to you. IDK it's completely irrational and that's why it is a disorder
didn't buy booze at the store today... settling in for a boring fricking day. imagine having to pass the time reading fricking books instead of getting shit faced
Are you living a healthy lifestyle drukbros?
I figured that if im gonna be doing drugs on a frequent basis, i might as well have my shit together physically to make up for it. Not only are my hangovers reduced, but alcohol has great synergy when you're already fit
Try it out, you dont even need to go hard in the paint really, just doing some basic stuff a few times a week will be better than nothing. You're aging either way so might as well make the most of it
It started with a glass on wine on Friday druk bros. But then that turned into 2 bottles, Saturday vodka and beer, Sunday did the cooking with wine trick, ended up going to see Sonic 2 and sneaking in a pint of vodka. Monday long day of booze. Tuesday so hungover from not eating that I had to take 4 shots just to "work" for a bit. Too much for me druk bros. Time to plug the jug.
I got work tomorrow but I can afford to get a lil tipsy. I dont get to druk as much as I used to when I neeted. I was doing 3-4 drinks every night in covid times
very much so. it hits a bit different too in an indescribable way. i was also very much fiending since i had drunk my way through my parents' booze (after they caught on i was drinking their shit, it was first a cat and mouse game with them drawing lines on the bottles and me erasing them, drinking a little, and redrawing them, and then eventually they just locked it all up and kept the key in their room) and i didn't have a drivers license even though i was 22 (i grew up in nyc so i never needed one, but my parents have enough money to have a house in the countryside and i was stuck up there during covid), so i was scouring the house for literally any kind of alcohol i could find. hand sanitizer doesn't get me that fricked up though. doesn't even taste like alcohol really
So I worked with a guy that was the typical alcoholic. He would drive to work every day without a license and probably still drunk, sit in the bathroom on the toilet for a half hour, then shuffle through the day. We caught him sleeping in the warehouse once, and they finally had enough when they caught him sleeping under a printing press that was on.
They gave him an option to keep his job if he went into some program, and he decided to walk out instead. Is he just ready to die or what
this shit grabs ahold of your psyche completely. he really needs the buzz that bad. when you're in the grips of addiction, getting fricked up is as essential as eating and sleeping
This is why I don't like drinking. Got super fricked up without even meaning to tonight, was seeing the room spinning and threw up almost immediately after eating. It's been a few hours, and I slept some of it off but I'm still feeling fricked up. Seriously thinking of becoming one of those people that doesn't drink and gonna just stick to the weed. It's so hard not to without looking like a buzzkill though
Sucks that i have to go back to slave waging because I'm finally out of booze money. Only thing I have to my name is $40 to keepy bank account open and a ton of pennies that I'm too lazy to get proper change for.
LETS FRICKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DRUK GODS OUR TIME IS NWO
Watching this right now and drinking too
What you drinking bro?
Bottle of lbv port and 12 beers
based
It’s Wednesday c’mon
and?
Why would you drink on a Wednesday? There's nothing to do and you'll be hungover on a weekday.
Again, i dont understand the question
I dont understand the question?
jubilee holiday starts tomorrow, smashing the wine tonight
Based, if a weekend was ever designed for maximum DRUK its this one
Coward
Bros.......
Bros. I keep pissing my pants when I'm drunk. I'm 34 and it's getting worse by the year. It happens almost once a month now. I wake up in piss covered sheets and have to hide my crime
like just piss in the toliet lmao
I fall asleep and piss myself. I usually black out and dont remember going to bed. My guess is I dont piss before bed and my bladder is full so when I go to bed blacked I just leffer go in my sleep
You just sound like a bladderlet friend
There is no escape, this is your hell, Satanic trips confirm
wienertails are pernicious. Beer is so much easier to handle. I've been drinking too many wienertails lately
I've been drinking lots of vodka lately and I just can't handle it like pints, I get too embarrassing
Dont fall for the spirit meme, its a dangerous path
yeah, I drank vodka out of convenience, I usually only drink scrumpy but lots of places especially in towns don't serve it
Dont do it anon, be a larger chad
beer gives me an awful aftertaste
But it wont ruin your life
neither will scrumpy
You are a lost cause
>But it wont ruin your life
beer does the trick for me, plus it is enjoyable to drink lots of it
based, same for me bro
I love pints but man sometimes I just get these massive migraines after the first beer that just persist until I either go to sleep or make it like the 6 pint mark
I'm currently at this point but it usually hits after the second one
water doesn't help
>water doesn't help
Yep...
Beer tastes gross and liquor tastes great with a nice diet soda. Beer will also make you a fat ass
>beer tastes gross
>diluting liquor with diet soda
what are you, 16
Do people outside of television and films actually drink straight liquor? That’s gross, you don’t have to larp as some cowboy manly man, just mix it with some Diet Pepsi bro it’s good.
out of desperation or if it's good shit. soda is disgusting, I just make actual wienertails like a fricking adult. most wienertails are just like juice, some kind of simple syrup, and liquor anyway
Drinking a bunch of captain Morgan’s spiced rum black 100 proof and diet Pepsi’s after work is kino though. Tastes like doctor pepper
yes but i drink to get fricked up, not to enjoy a beverage
You’ll get fricked up SO MUCH quicker if you mix with soda. It literally tastes like doctor pepper as I said in my last post. It’s dangerous how quick you’ll drink down 50% liquor in a mixed drink. At least 4 or 5 drinks an hour.
I don't like carbonated drinks at all. Never drunk them in my life.
Anyway something like Captain Morgan's tastes delicious on it's own or diluted with water.
>diet soda
all soda is diet
Oh well. Don't worry about it. WHAT A LIFE
is it possible you could ever have regrets for inducing innocent Cinemaphileers into a life of liver damage and failure?
or is that the entire point?
frick you homosexual i would defenestrate you
Get a life
>Get a life
that would require quitting alcohol
This post is gayer than aids
quit getting blackout drunk, force yourself to piss before sleep and drink less water when you drink heavily
I know a guy who's 34 with a heart condition this happens to. He said his body doesn't wake up and it might be related to his fricked up heart. You should get checked out anon.
i'm lucky this has never happened to me even after i drink until i black out. weird thing is if i swallow one phenibut pill sober i piss myself while i'm sleeping. phenibut works on similar GABA receptors that alcohol does, so i had to quit taking phenibut
Baswed
was phenibut any good?
describe it, comparing to other recreational drugs if you can please.
for me, it worked like a mild painkiller without all the nauseating, loopy side effects. it's like feeling drunk but not to the point of acting like a drunk moron. it puts you in a good mood, it's hard to get pissed off when you're on it and if you mix it with some caffeine it might make you actually feel euphoric and want to get shit done and stop procrastinating. i have nothing against it personally since i've never gotten physically addicted to any substance (not even meth - phenibut can be HIGHLY addicting), but the bed-wetting was the deal-breaker for me
for me phenibut wasn't really about getting recreationally high, i used it to help me cope with morons at work or to give me an extra push if i felt too tired or lazy
this shit will frick you up in the same way benzos do. people have too much time on their hands and buy all this weird gray area shit on the internet, but nothing good ever comes of it. I speak from experiance, go get a hobby
yeah I bought some phenibut a year ago, tried it once, then read more into how long the withdrawal periods can be and decided to huck out my bottle. reading about the something awful joose/phenazapam craze reinforced the decision to stick to stimmys & booze
cheers for the info anon
sounds interesting but i have had a history of addictions so might not be a good idea. I liked valium and xannax but got all whacked out and quit back to just weed and occasional booze.
Also see my other post about the bladder weakness
My buddies, 3 brothers all had problems piussing themselves but they used to drink till blackouts. I think they all eased off on the drinking and got fit and stopped having bladder issues.
Best of luck with your heath bro
homie, speak to your doctor
Theres a drug for excessive sweating which causes urine retention as a normally unwanted side effect. There might be help you could get.
Try Kegel exercises
https://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/mens-health/in-depth/kegel-exercises-for-men/art-20045074
am i posting in an ayy thread
no
dont need to i already am
Who's MEGAPINTing?
Picked up some cheap lambrusco and im just guzzlin bros...
We are all MEGA pinting for based Depp
Love that memory
IT BEGINS
IT NEVER ENDS
bros, i'm ready
Sounds like its time to DRUK
druk bros...
WHAT A LIFE
this movie filtered so many people its not even funny
"but nothing happened"
JFL
Currently crapping blood and puking up any food in my system. I wouldn't be surprised if I died in my sleep since im in such pain. Please don't drink friends. I'm the example, the martyr. The mental anguish took over and now it's too late to reverse the anguish
>Wat do?
I'm not a beta like you
Yeah I guess....... I'm miserable 24/7 and self destruct at any given moment.
Sounds like you need a drink
I've been drinking Sake since 2. 25 shots in
>Sake
kek
It's the only thing I could afford until Friday. I spent my money on rent and acid
bruh maybe stop that shit kek
tastelet detected
What happened dude. Stomach ulcers? How much do you drink man
WHAT A LIFE
WHAT A NIGHT
THIS IS IT
drug abuse threads
disney plus threads
ALLOWED
depp trial of the century threads
BANNED
frick you
frick jannies
frick Cinemaphile
This is OUR weekend DRUK gods, lets own it
How do you guys stay happy when drunk? Everytime I do it I can't help but going into an existential crisis
You dont, you get really drunk, listen to music that makes you nostalgic about life many years ago and cry yourself to sleep. Thats DRUK kino
WHAT A LIFE
This fricker gets it.
Early 2010's hits always get me in the feels. A full decade removed from high school, gone in the blink of an eye
>Early 2010's
God imagine this being your nostalgia period, cringe
Ehhh, it was pretty gay, but nothing compared to globohomosexual hellscape we're living in today.
Don't forget that the early 2010's were the final years of classic Youtube, before the ~~*Youtube Partner Program)) made everything as soulless as TV.
alcohol is basically the shittiest drug of all thats why they want you on it
they want you fricked up and moronic and dead
DRUK
no more like a reddit bot spams this thread to get incels to kill theirselves
Get a life simp
>you will burn in a lake of hellfire for all eternity, this is a euphemism for your horrible satanic mindset making your own reality miserable
whatever helps you sleep at night schizo
the drug you're thinking of is weed
alcohol is peak soul and is in kinship with the very origins of civilization ie the human condition as we know it
youre fricking gay
alcohol is the biggest meme in human history
hating it to be a contrarian is a bigger meme than slowly killing yourself with it to tune out the pain of existence
gotta get smart sometimes before you go back to getting dumb. sober pauses where I read & don't drink help my clarify my thought patterns before I inevitably go back to boozing
>alcohol is basically the shittiest drug of all thats why they want you on it
>they want you fricked up and moronic and dead
>DRUK
>no more like a reddit bot spams this thread to get incels to kill theirselves
this post got me to stop drinking
thank you for saving my life
DRUK CHADS WE WON
This weekend is the real test of if we won or not
God is such a cruel sadistic bastard. I don't know why religious people love him so much. He's sitting in his golden chair looking upon his people that he created and analyzing their pain that he can take away. Frick him if he exists
i have a cold
dont think i'll be drinking for a few days sadly
DRUK GODS WHAT ARE WE DRINKIN AND WATCHING RIGHT NOW?
utepils and hockey
drinkin whiskey watching fallen angels
>bumping coke, drinking daiquiris
>garth marenghi's darkplace
yeah hard liquor seems like the real killer. beer druk lyfe is way more conducive to being functional
warning heeded. though I do make wienertails every once in a while
A few threads ago I was recommended "Ice Cold in Alex" and holy Drukino, I was not disappointed
its available on amazon prime if you got it.
Kino taste
beer and Watchmen(movie not the series)
water
my life
Is it kino?
no its degenerate but you already knew this
I think it's kino
women are disgusting
sexist
>Been living in the same house with my wife who's divorcing me for 2 months now
>Still secretly drinking
WEDNESDAY NIGHT BOYS LETS GOOOO
Based soon to be divorced bro, i hope that thot gets nothing
Hows it going? you gonna win?
I secretly installed an audio recorder under the floorboards to hear my wife's conversations with her lawyers. It's gonna get interesting
>I secretly installed an audio recorder under the floorboards to hear my wife's conversations with her lawyers. It's gonna get interesting
Wait really?
Yeah. We're still fighting over the rights to our million dollar house so I need to know what her schemes are
>Million dollar home
>Posts pepe
doubt
The richest man in the world shit posts in Twitter all day man I don't know what to tell you. Do you think millionaires sit in front of their fireplaces in robes sipping bourbon and reading encyclopedias all day?
You are larping arn't you
Not him
If I was larping I'd make up a more interesting story. Posting in these threads are one of my only forms of catharsis during this time
Well there's a reason I'm getting divorced anon
hahaha
dont get caught
you still have time
3 cans left and im ready to rock, LETS FRICKING GOOOOOOOOOOO
WHAT A LIFE
I love watching Malcolm In The middle while drunk, its just god tier
we lost
Dont steal my thing, you dont know when to we lost post
The people at the liquor stores near my house often give me free pity beers cause they know I'm off into self destruction but, they still want my business
>What a life
LETS GOOOOO
I decided to get fricked up even though I need to wake up in about seven hours to go to work.
WHAT A LIFE
>Not being a bond bro
i feel for you
WHAT A LIFE DRUK BROS
On my third pic related
Miss her
God frick it all
She wasnt good enough for you anon
I'm 29 and I've never gotten drunk. I've tried sips of alcohol but it tastes like garbage to me. Never drank a full glass.
I don't get it at all.
join us
Cringe and not what-a-life-pilled
Sounds like you need a drink or 10
imagine being shunted into a good mood with good-feeling sensations that you are simply unable to get while sober
that's the appeal
just don't get puking drunk though that's when it stops being fun
you can see the chaos created by the breakdown of the social fabric, of a generation's complete abdication of responsibility and embrace of guileless hedonism. here is a thread without fathers, for those who will never be fathers, nursing as a suckling babe does on their new mother, the bottle. the quintessence of alcoholism, of the addict's mindset, is a rejection of expectations and a desire to return to the womb. where will that get you? let me tell you bucko, it's nowhere good.
Nah
WHAT A LIFE
meanwhile his daugher is on onlyfans
so much for his entire life's work
yeah I probably would have never touched alcohol if it wasn't for my father
would have probably become an even more hopeless shut-in freak
I'll drink to that
YOU SEE THE PROBLEM WITH DRUK IS............
apparently Jordan has been smoking weed since he was 12, maybe that's why he has such a fricked up brain
amen brother, let me get you a drink
>says the man who fell into a benzo coma and never fully recovered
Cheers
Also Peterson is a fricking hack alcoholism used to be fricking rampant, worse than it is now, and people were still spawning kids by the dozens
>t. benzo addict
You the man JP! Can I bum a bar off you btw?
shut up homosexual
not long now brothers
UK 4 days off. God bless the Queen
LETS GO DRUK KINGS
alcohol legitimately cures my autism bros
Same for me bro, its the only time im not an autist
BROS I AM OUT OF MONEY AND ALCOHOL ALL I HAVE LEFT NOW IS EDIBLES WHAT DO
sell the edibles and buy booze
I did it lads, I fell for a histrionic/bpd b***h that dumped me after the allotted 4 months who was also kind enough to know I'm still her back up in case anything goes wrong with the new guy
what kino to watch while I druk the pain away?
Indiana Jones of course
wow it was really staring me in the face huh
Its kino for a reason
zulu
pro tip? save EVERYTHING. screenshot every text conversation you have with her. anything and everything, save it. you NEVER know what BPD women will pull when they so desire. take it from me... seriously
already did lol
multiple backups too. I was careful enough to never threaten or blackmail her and not just because I was smart but because I couldn't do that to her, even though I know she deserves it. I did realize after hearing half a dozen times of other guys blackmailing her etc what she might be capable of. Stuff like that is always projection or an admission of wrongdoing.
The moment that could have saved the west
*opens mouth*
DRUK GODS DONT LET HIM WIN
WE ONLY WIN
AHHHHHHHH DRUK GODS LETS POST
>w-we *burp* we *cough* we we we woooon.... youuuu *barf* s-*fart* sch-*shits sideways* schi-*liver keks itself* -zo..... *ACK*
>whoops
oh well, back to drinking
imagine being so mad that you can't discuss a pop culture meme celebrity trial that you start bullying a bunch of lads trying to get DRUK
something degenerate, haven't picked yet
Man this schizo zoomie is seething hard
he inadvertently bumped the thread to the front page lmao. cheers to that
what are you jerking off to tonight, drukbros?
I loose the urge to jerk off when I get drunk. It's been 4 months since I busted a nut and now I'm getting wienerteaed by two girls knowing damn well there's nothing I can do about it
>I'm literally smashing things a drunk rage while typing this
If I drink regularly and only pints, it kind of kills my desire to wank, but if I get absolutely shitfaced I'll end up wanking to all sorts of fricked up things, awful
Anybody else get really horny during hangovers?
yep its extreme, its like my brain needs another hit of dopamine before the anxiety kicks in
yep me 2. i read somewhere that since alcohol has a lot of estrogens, your body starts producing extra testosterone during recovery to compensate
literally everyone does. pituitary gland.
I just hear songs in my head and think about banging my head on a sharp rock
Did all the DRUk, bros leave>?
Is Cinemaphile the new home for al/ck/'s
I hope so
Cat sitting for my gf. She gave me a key to her apartment. She knows how much I DRUK and she doesn't care because it's the easiest way to chill me out since I have a panic disorder. Life is good.
where is your gf
She commutes an hour for a fairly lucrative internship. I picked out the best possible car for her though.
There are 4. They could probably take me down before I fatally wounded any of them
Kill the cat
wtf is a "panic disorder", pussyhomosexual?
It's like suddenly remembering everyone you know is going to die and feeling the need to run away because anyone you see is about to die and the same will happen to you. IDK it's completely irrational and that's why it is a disorder
You and everyone you know probably has a lot of time left on this world. Yeah you’ll die eventually but I’m 100% certain there is something after.
you sound like a huge homosexual
he's describing light panic attacks you moron
I hate soda so I've never touched it as a mixer. just make daiquiris instead, they taste much better and they're hard to frick up
if you still think the taste of straight liquor is gross you haven't gone deep enough
Fair enough, I am a Diet Pepsi addict as well so I’m incredibly biased kek
how do i get a mommy gf such as yours
Yes.
thoughts?
vile, gross, disgusting
comfy
Gin is the only liquor I can't stomach at all
imagine buying premixed gin and tonic, you are one lazy stupid homosexual
Yes
Why not just drink pints instead?
God Save the Queen
IM LOSING IT DRUK BROS
didn't buy booze at the store today... settling in for a boring fricking day. imagine having to pass the time reading fricking books instead of getting shit faced
not today
So do you guys just drink every day? How does that work? Don't you get sick the day after?
Not if you keep drinking
I kick all your asses in a DRUK fight
Are you living a healthy lifestyle drukbros?
I figured that if im gonna be doing drugs on a frequent basis, i might as well have my shit together physically to make up for it. Not only are my hangovers reduced, but alcohol has great synergy when you're already fit
no
Try it out, you dont even need to go hard in the paint really, just doing some basic stuff a few times a week will be better than nothing. You're aging either way so might as well make the most of it
POST YOUR BEST DRUK KINOS RIGHT NOW
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
What a life, what a night
What a beautiful, beautiful ride
I’m on day 8 without a drink. I basically have a headache all day now and having trouble sleeping. It’s going to be tough this weekend
Sounds likes you need a drink
No one told me these dont even taste like alcohol, it just tastes like artificial sweetener juice
>MUST BE 21+ TO CONSUME
lol
>dont even taste like alcohol
Hence why shit like this has been marketed to women and partygoers for years
>mfw mango white claw and mango juul
It started with a glass on wine on Friday druk bros. But then that turned into 2 bottles, Saturday vodka and beer, Sunday did the cooking with wine trick, ended up going to see Sonic 2 and sneaking in a pint of vodka. Monday long day of booze. Tuesday so hungover from not eating that I had to take 4 shots just to "work" for a bit. Too much for me druk bros. Time to plug the jug.
based
Went 5 days without any liquor, or 12 beers. Back on the rye today for no good reason. Wish me luck.
>3 hours late to thread
>still crack open a drik
Yeah, im feelin it, its my birthday bros
Happy birthday anon, GET DRUK
I got work tomorrow but I can afford to get a lil tipsy. I dont get to druk as much as I used to when I neeted. I was doing 3-4 drinks every night in covid times
Happy b-day, drunkfriend. I'm cheersing this turkey to you.
I dont drink a drop of alcohol Monday-Thursday. I work and read those days. But once its Friday... im with you druk bros.
Based. I had to heavily restrict like that (even sunday nights) cause i was getting fat and running thru my bottles and cans like mad
anyone else here ever drunk rubbing alcohol straight?
i have, multiple times
does it actually frick you up or were you just fiending?
very much so. it hits a bit different too in an indescribable way. i was also very much fiending since i had drunk my way through my parents' booze (after they caught on i was drinking their shit, it was first a cat and mouse game with them drawing lines on the bottles and me erasing them, drinking a little, and redrawing them, and then eventually they just locked it all up and kept the key in their room) and i didn't have a drivers license even though i was 22 (i grew up in nyc so i never needed one, but my parents have enough money to have a house in the countryside and i was stuck up there during covid), so i was scouring the house for literally any kind of alcohol i could find. hand sanitizer doesn't get me that fricked up though. doesn't even taste like alcohol really
So I worked with a guy that was the typical alcoholic. He would drive to work every day without a license and probably still drunk, sit in the bathroom on the toilet for a half hour, then shuffle through the day. We caught him sleeping in the warehouse once, and they finally had enough when they caught him sleeping under a printing press that was on.
They gave him an option to keep his job if he went into some program, and he decided to walk out instead. Is he just ready to die or what
this shit grabs ahold of your psyche completely. he really needs the buzz that bad. when you're in the grips of addiction, getting fricked up is as essential as eating and sleeping
Is this the thread?
hangover bros how are we feeling?
I just blew 3.5 months of sobriety after going to detox and treatment center.
LETS GET DRUK BROS!!!
Based
He was an alcohol
This is why I don't like drinking. Got super fricked up without even meaning to tonight, was seeing the room spinning and threw up almost immediately after eating. It's been a few hours, and I slept some of it off but I'm still feeling fricked up. Seriously thinking of becoming one of those people that doesn't drink and gonna just stick to the weed. It's so hard not to without looking like a buzzkill though
>britgay
>off until Monday because bank holidays
>calendar completely open
DONT MIND IF I DO
Sucks that i have to go back to slave waging because I'm finally out of booze money. Only thing I have to my name is $40 to keepy bank account open and a ton of pennies that I'm too lazy to get proper change for.
I am, only 3 more hours.
I just wanna druk everyday bros
Don't care about nuthin else