Imagine eating this slop for the rest of your life
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Imagine eating this slop for the rest of your life
Imagine eating this slop for the rest of your life
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>break out of the matrix to consume literal goy slop
boof it
That's what Saul Goodman will be eating for the next 87 years. And that's exactly what he deserves. What a good ending.
You see him baking bread though.
Eating food for the taste is for trannies, cucks and incels, food is simply energy for the body. No more no less.
wtf i love onions green now
Alright then, I guess I'll eat the bugs, mister Shekelstein
Why don't they just jack in while they're eating and make it taste good?
this.
imagine not being fat because all you eat is "food" high on hfcs, other sugars, fats and other useless carbs.
>you will eat the single celled protein combined with synthetic aminos, vitamins and minerals and you will like it
wouldn't mind feeding her my protein
if you can grasp the basic premise of what I am refering to
>hold your nose and down that shit as fast as you can
>while still feeling hungry connect yourself to the construct program and eat whatever you want
>you can even have the woman in red suck your wiener while you down caviar with vodka
>literally endless possibilities
the natural born humans like Tank and Dozer are the ones that are truly fricked
what kind of utensil is that?
cyberspoon
clearly someone didn't watch 4 because they found a way to grow strawberries and shit
Nobody watched 4
People will really love Matrix 4 in the year 2032 as they'll finally get it, and it will reach the status of cult classic. Matrix 4 is far ahead of its time.
I did, but I walked out after 20 minutes
That part was cool, I thought the robot dude they had was a refreshing and unique concept. Then everything turned into love story dog shit. Literally what was xe thinking?
>inb4 it's shit on purpose
Cope and nothing more
>it's shit on purpose
well yea, they literally explained it at the beginning that the studio was gonna do a matrix sequel either way
>>inb4 it's shit on purpose
thats the low iq take to cope with the fact it flew over your head. Believing this was the take and intention, gives you rest in your mind and makes you think you totally got the movie. Thats some cognitive dissonance you got going on there anon.
Can just write a program where you eat like a king at some crazy feast and don't even have to throw up after
Looks like frosted flakes
at least they got out of the cage