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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    They never explained how the Statue of Liberty made it the planet of the apes.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Wormhole iirc

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Unfortunately, the shitty ass sequels that came after did indeed happen.

      Everyone hates the 2000s remake but Apebraham Lincoln was kino.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        There was some comfy stuff like Paul Giamatti running a slave trading buisness and all of the corporate apes discussing politics

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Unfortunately, the shitty ass sequels that came after did indeed happen.
        They were all kino, except Battle.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          They weren't. The first one was surprisingly good for what it was and then they spectacularly dropped the ball with the sequel.
          Anyone still watching after that abortion deserved whatever they got.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >no fun allowed
            Beneath is the best one.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Oh sorry, I thought we we're talking about the shitty reboots.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              So, wait--im confused. This ape is in a suit, and the white people are looking at him condescendingly. Are the apes supposed to be black people?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                It's a bit on the nose, but they were different times.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Hmm. Never really watched the sequels. The first one they're clearly just apes that have mutated. But in the sequels that's not the case anymore apparently

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Hmm. Never really watched the sequels. The first one they're clearly just apes that have mutated. But in the sequels that's not the case anymore apparently

                Wait til you watch Conquest (the unrated cut).

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        There was some comfy stuff like Paul Giamatti running a slave trading buisness and all of the corporate apes discussing politics

        This scene was worth it

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        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          wasted.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            wasted

            Not wasted at all. Charlton Heston is a kino machine and it is only fitting he gets dubs.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          wasted

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          cuck

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Heastonkino got sexts
          Kekking at all of the capeshit zoomers seething in the replies. Well done anon.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He literally says they blew it up, so it flew through space to the ape planet.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >ywn hang out with my a monkebro

      stfu anon

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      his second craft was the statue of liberty, it flew there but had a very poor landing

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The "maniacs" sent it to the ape planet with man-apes, and they blew it up on the process.. hence the iconic scene... Try watching the movie next time

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I swear apes are actually getting smarter. I just saw a video of one using a plant as medicine in the wild and they're driving around cars and shit too. When I was a kid monkeys were not fricking doing that shit.

    ?si=HCcneDuZY3kDApvO

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Ummm. Might wanna look out your window there, Americuck.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    the reboot movies are peak atheist wish fulfilment bullshit
    >Well theyre smarter and more organized and thankfully most humans died from monkey disease
    as if that would stop us carpet bombing these moron apes into hell
    >but they smart and organized
    Im sure being smart and strong and nimble does a lot for getting magdumped

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think that humans were focused on the apes too much there until it was too late. I don't really remember what was happening in the second movie though.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >muh atheism out of nowhere
      least mentally broken israelite groveler

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >MUH SCIENCE AND MUH APE EVOLUTION
        >MUH SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST
        >MY ATHEIST FETISH HAS NOTHING TO WITH THE RETURN OF THE RECTAL HEMMORHOIDS OF THE PLANET OF THE APES
        seethe more

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          so which reddit tourist got under your skin

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >seethes
          >"seethe more"

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The humans were too focused on dealing with their normal political rivals to deal with the plague and apes until it was too late.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    it will within 50 years time

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Have you looked outside?

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I HATE EVERY APE I SEE
    FROM CHIMPAN-A
    TO CHIMPAN-Z

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    BIG HUMAN wiener

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    always wanted to kiss the lady scientist monke

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I don't want to kiss any monkey. That's how you get mullatos.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      zira is a cutie

      she looks like she fricks human men

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Baskin roberts

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    just go to chicago

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