Anyway, like I was sayin', egg is the fruit of the hen. You can scramble it, boil it, poach it, bake with it, saute it. There's uh, omelettes, deviled eggs, egg gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's sunny side up, sous vide, pepper egg, egg soup, sausage and egg, egg salad, egg and potatoes, egg burger, egg sandwich. That- that's about it.
>likes eggs
That's good. There's so many ways you can make eggs
>recites the "shrimp" scene from Forest Gump, but with egg dishes instead of shrimp
Well???
Recite the shrimp scene with eggs.
https://voca.ro/1iBg7689OjFn
You sound like Chris.
Who? I'm only in this thread because I saw the Forrest Gump and it's my favorite movie, what even is your/OP image from?
Anyway, like I was sayin', egg is the fruit of the hen. You can scramble it, boil it, poach it, bake with it, saute it. There's uh, omelettes, deviled eggs, egg gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's sunny side up, sous vide, pepper egg, egg soup, sausage and egg, egg salad, egg and potatoes, egg burger, egg sandwich. That- that's about it.
Deep fried egg?
Yep. https://youtu.be/qWAagS_MANg?t=1050
Alternatively: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjGfkbfVGw8
You forgot the scotch egg
Would Bubba know that though?
My knowledge of eggs is tremendously wide
MY ASS IS TREMENDOUSLY WIDE
shed have to eat all the eggs
>no government mandated cat fleshlight
Why even continue existing?
Imagine if this were your daughters.
>by sasori1100
The East claims another
Imagine she was YOUR daughter!
>my daughter is a glorified prostitute for people who people who post here
Yeah I'm just gonna-