Imagine living in an airport and having to eat burgers every day

Imagine living in an airport and having to eat burgers every day

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    sounds great to me as long as i can get extra pickles on them

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Don’t Americans eat burgers every day?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Burger King did a great job with product placement in this movie because holy frick it made me hungry for a burger when he inhales that first one

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I crave a burger every time someone brings up this flick.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I read somewhere that Burger King paid for like some insane amount of the budget for this movie. Like way more than usual

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >tom hanks movie
        >some company pays astronomical amounts of money for product placement
        Also happened in castaway, you've got mail, and probably a bunch of others.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I completely forgot about him working for FedEx in Cast Away. And a good part of the plot is how serious he takes delivering packages on time

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >meanwhile in real life
            >FedEx subcontracts some random bomalian to deliver your package
            >3 days late, pretends you weren't home
            >accidentally gives it to some wrong house 2 streets away
            >refuses to do anything about it and tells you to claim it on your insurance

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I read somewhere that Burger King paid for like some insane amount of the budget for this movie. Like way more than usual

      Actually kinda surprising because it feels like every airport in the world has a Burger King so where else are you gonna film your burger eating scene?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Organically used product placement doesn’t bother me but the movie is a full blown commercial for Burger King

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's cheaper and better than Mcdonalds as well, even if their ketchup is kinda disgusting.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That’s true, it’s so fricking sweet that it can really ruin a burger

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    bros I hate americans so fricking much

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He usually eats babies

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No, he doesn't moron. He eats their foreskins. He donates the rest of the baby to the Clinton foundation.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Been there, done that.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Man, I could go for a burger.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    big burger
    baby corn

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Catherine Zeta Jones in this made me realize I wasn’t gay as a kid

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What changed?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      CATHERINE ZETA JOOOOOONES
      SHE DIPS BENEATH LAAASEERS
      ooowhooaaahh

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        she entrapped me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      hate to break it to you kiddo, but you are in fact gay.
      t. Doctor

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you ever have to >realize this? Unless you were already thinking you were

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I’ve never thought about that before. I just assumed I was gay until I saw this movie

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You're bi at best but if you had to "realize you weren't gay" you were already and definitely are gay.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I saw Big Trouble in Little China as a kid and was attracted to Kurt Russell and thought I must be gay. But then I saw The Terminal and when I saw her I realized I couldn’t be and just rolled with that ever since

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    His colon must have been clogged beyond repair,

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do you have an appointment?

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Thread theme

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Reminds me a lot of a song in Home Alone

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder who composed that

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the pain of having to eat BURGER king of all frickin places.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I once went to an airport specifically to eat the McDonalds there and I swear the burgers there tasted better

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe it's always fresh(er) I've never seen a slow airport McDonald's. I usually grab 2 sausage mcgriddles cus I'm always there early.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It is actually

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Can confirm, McDonald's in an airport is the best

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's unironically better that what the cost of living in a single bedroom apartment is and how much work it takes to have nothing.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How long could you live in a terminal before they’d notice and kick you out?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If you are clean and don't make a fuss or had to steal why would anyone care? People sleep there all the time.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's probably not in America but a lot of airports now want to check your boarding pass before you are allowed to shop or buy food. I

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They cant kick you out if youre in a foreign country transit area and destroy your documents

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >that ketchup mayo smile

    god that pissed me off so much
    i hate advertising like this
    its burger king its bottom of the barrel

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Kek what about his ketchup and crackers sandwich he makes?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ta gueule

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Every year I take 2 weeks and go to Japan and spend the whole time in a hotel eating mcdonalds, playing rhythm games in an arcade all day, and jacking off all night. It's pretty much the only thing keeping me going at this point.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      frick, are you me?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        now kiss

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Got any pictures of your trip, dont want any of your hotel goooning pictures however

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        didn't take any because I fricking hate myself

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        not him, but this is mine. spent whole day here watching people

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          comfy as heck

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you have to go to Japan to jerk off and eat McDonald’s?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the mcdonalds and arcade games are better there

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine wanting to be famous so much you’d visit an island

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Humiliation rituals have been going on for a long time.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wanted to marry Zoe Saldana in this moovie. She looked so cute

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Based, she really was. Funny that she was a huge fan of Star Trek in this and then went on to star in the movies

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I love airports. Maybe partly because I associate them with the act of traveling, but overall it’s more than that. Such cool spaces to hang out in. Traveling with a gf or even alone, hanging out at the airport during a snowstorm… something about it is cozy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That’s pretty interesting because I’ve found most people to think they’re miserable and the worst part of the process

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yea this is a common opinion but it’s truly bizarre to me. All you have to do is get packed, get to the airport on time, pour yourself into a seat… and the rest is completely taken care of. People decry air travel but I’ve flown thousands of times probably and can count on one hand the amount of times I’ve had an issue that was more than a very minor annoyance. I mentioned being stuck in the airport during a snowstorm.. and even in situations like that.. you just go collect a voucher for dinner and a hotel, chill at the bar, get a drink or a magazine, stay at a decent hotel, wake up get a free breakfast… and they’ll have the runway clear and sending flights first thing in the morning.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I like them too. I guess it’s a Pavlovian thing to associate a trip to somewhere nice

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It’s definitely partly that, but I think there’s more to it as well. They’re just very relaxing to me, like in that movie “up in the air”. A lot of basic b***hes say they like “traveling” when they just mean they like vacation, but I really do enjoy the whole airport experience itself. If I ever won the lotto or came into some money… I think I would just fly around the world and review airport lounges or something

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I hate the hassle of going through security but when you get past that they're pretty cool. Like weird shopping malls where it's acceptable to start drinking first thing in the morning. Except this one terminal at my local airport which is awful.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    airport food tier list from what I've seen in airports

    ===pro traveler tier===
    >milk from a convenience shop + byo protein powder
    ==good tier==
    >landry's
    >pappadeaux
    >einstein bros
    >chick fil-a
    ==fun tier==
    >airport bars with chatty bartenders
    ==alright tier==
    >whataburger
    >peet's coffee
    >mcdonalds (breakfast menu)
    >dunkin donuts
    >panera bread
    ==meh tier==
    >wendy's
    >panda express
    ==shit tier==
    >mcdonalds (non-breakfast)
    >subway
    >starbucks
    >auntie anne's

    >verification not required

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not taking any tastes seriously from a man who likes to ruin his milk with God awful protein powders.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sit at the bar, get trashed, and any fast food will be Heavenly tier.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The five guys at the Atlanta airport used to serve breakfast (they still might idk) but it was incredible, easily top tier. I’m very passionate about breakfast sandwiches and I’d honestly rate them pretty highly overall, let alone amongst airport food

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't even know five guys did breakfast

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I could do this if they had a Culver’s in an airport. I’d get so fat

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Burger King has turned to shit near me, anyone else noticed?
    Ran by teenage girls who've never even done a home barbecue before I bet. Service is slow, they prioritise the deliveries. And price is extremely high.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      most fast food is like that now, you really have to find places where the manager actually cares
      chick fil-a, whataburger and jersey mike's are the only franchises I go to anymore because they kept good service

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      in my country many years ago burger king was involved in a big scandal where they found out that the hygiene standards were abysmal. like foot lettuce shit

      then it happened again a few years ago. turns out they didnt do dick to improve things

      I've never set foot into one since

      also their patties look fricking disgusting. their restauraunts are dirty with torn seats and the people at the counter look like junkies.

      Who knows what McDonalds employees are doing but at least their restauraunts look reasonably clean and the people working there look like normal people.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Wtf is up with that patty?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          from plebbit:
          "It's small bits of fat that bubbled out of the burger while cooking.

          Ever cook a burger on a grill? Notice how the fat and some juices come out the top of the burger? This is that same stuff. It's in small bubbles because BK's frozen patties have little dimples pressed into them every half inch or so, I think it helps them cook more evenly, but the other effect is that instead of one big puddle of fat and juices you get many smaller ones. Anyway, that "meat juice" will congeal when the burgers are held in a steam warmer for a few minutes between cooking and serving."

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Wtf is up with that patty?

        I think those are pools of dissolved proteins or myoglobin from the meat. You know, when you buy a really cheap steak which is stored in its own fluid and you throw it on the pan and then the juices start coagulating into that brown stuff.

        I can imagine that the ground beef isn't high quality, like the steak I described. This looks like it was broiled or microwaved. Where the heat isn't coming from the bottom, but everywhere. And the as it cooks, the fluids will flow out of the patty, and upwards as well. Cooks didn't bother to move the patty at all until it was done, so you get that.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Every BK near me is ran by black people that will turn anyone racist after having to deal with them more than once. Absolute fricking scum. One time I went threw and the black lady taking the drive through orders just started arguing with me out of nowhere. I said "ok nevermind i'll go somewhere else". Everyone motherfricker in the building started screaming and hooting. I never saw anything like it. One of the bucks ran out after my car as I drove off throwing shit at me. Yes the story sounds fake. No it 100% happened exactly that way. I sent a message to burgerking corporate and got 20 free whoppers.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >A burger for just 3 quarters
    >A whole menu for like a few dollars
    Take me back

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Don't care what anyone says I fricking love burger king. I always get 4 double cheeseburgers and a double whopper with cheese. Their fries suck but the burgers are so fricking good.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Didn’t they change their fries somewhat recently? I remember loving their fries years ago and thinking they were better than McDonald’s

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I remember a scene cracking me up in this where Stanley Tucci hires a guy to collect all the luggage things and he acts like a prick towards Tom Hanks. Can’t remember what he says

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