Imagine the shitstorm from Tolkien fans when it turns out there’s LGBT characters in here

Imagine the shitstorm from Tolkien fans when it turns out there’s LGBT characters in here

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Please don't tell me that's a real poster

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's not, only the hands posters are official

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There won't be any i think

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Imagine the shitstorm from Tolkien fans
    Is that the primary marketing technique of shit like this 'look how badly we harassed the fanbase?"

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This looks so cheap. Is that a subconscious thing, making diversity look tacky and gross?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tolkien fans
    I think the hard core of people who appreciate Tolkien's work don't give a single shit about this knowing very well what these homosexual corporations are up to.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sure, but this is made for the new generation of Tolkien fans, the ones yet to be introduced to his work. Just like the movies were made for millenials and few of them know anything except the movies, and the books were for boomers/gen x. Each subsequent adaptation distorted what Tolkiens work is all about, in a way it's safe to call it a misrepresentation, or even a corruption of his work.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the elves are multirracial
      no they aren´t? they are 3 ethnostates which act as a unified group with almost identical characteristics. This is all described in Tolkien work
      You can keep coping though, screenshoting this answer for future mockery of yourself.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >black elf
        >white elf
        >not multiracial

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          that's not in the lore you disingenious chicken

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >in Amazon's© The Lord of the Rings™ The Rings of Power™, this is the same race as Galadriel™, keeping strictly to the lore.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Galadriel is a Noldor/Teleri princess born in Valinor, of course this lowly silvan elf from some backwater woodland in Harad is not the same race as her

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So you could say that the elves are in fact multiracial

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd take 2 Elves fricking eachother in the ass over having any black characters.

    Am I alone in that thought? This show is already ruined. They wanna throw gays in there go ahead. A dwarf troony? Knock yourself out. Hilary Clinton reference in LOTR? Kino.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      thusly

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, honestly I think i hate homos more than Black folk.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Whats even the point of dropping 1 billion into rhis if its free, not like they get ticket sales or people buy prime for MOVIES lol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >not like they get ticket sales or people buy prime for MOVIES lol

      Prime usually has a decent selection of movies and TV shows. This looks like shit, though.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    lotr is dead

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If they wanted to throw in token minorities, why not write their own original stories set in unexplored parts of Middle-earth where Black folk and the like live? You keep the brand name for publicity and do not shit all over Tolkien's work. These Amazon c**ts do realise that there is more land beyond Mordor, right?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the genius thing is that it's a prequel. no matter what minority they shoehorn in there, the implication will always be that said minority got 100% eradicated since they are not present in the original LotR trilogy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They will decanonize the original trilogy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the movies and the upcoming shitshow are already their own thing, only the books matter in that regard

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        good luck trying to get people to accept that elf princess shanequa and leather-wearing bottom-gay rohan commander cumguzzle Sanchez are canon, but aragon is not.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't watch capeshit at all, but don't they do stuff like this in the Marvel, DC comics etc movies, where they build up a sort of parallel universe and play out a different story? I'm guessing they are trying to appeal to that audience that is already used to that kind of thing.

        God I hate capeshit fans, infantile boomers.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm glad there was a day of the rope in Middle Earth. It will be a good saga for our Volk to watch. Perhaps Suaron's influence was expressing itself in the sin blackness of their skin as well? Religious people on Earth say certain holy books call darkies the beasts of the field.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the implication will always be that said minority got 100% eradicated
      I mean Eru will sink an entire race of men by the end of the show...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      JEJ

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      In middle earth, fair features are dominant instead of recessive.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Makes sense....

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOOOOO NOT BLACKARINOS IN MY CAPESHITARINOS THIS IS LITERAL WHITE GENOCIDE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >exact same style of poster
    >one works where other doesn't
    Why?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      its probably the hideous sheboon in the centre of the image

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      idk, maybe the torch and sparks

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The inclusion of colored people completely ruins all immersion.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lord of the Gays

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nooo a black female in muh show I am going INSAAAANE

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This really becomes a lame bait with no effort now at this point.

    I just don't understand. Why didn't they just made up something entirely new and do whatever frick they want with it?

    George R. R. Martin would more than happy to help them out.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I just don't understand. Why didn't they just made up something entirely new and do whatever frick they want with it?
      Same answer as always - they realize no one would care about their OC shit. It's much easier to ride the coattails of something else and ruin it in the process. That's the sort of "creative people" this industry has now.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I know this may sounds naive but this is the very reason why I stopped buying from Amazon and all of those woke corporations (including McDonald's trafficked children's meat patties).

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's all so tiresome.
    Tolkien must be rolling in his grave. I hate israelites so much it's unreal.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The dwarf looks good, guarantee she's going to be the highlight of the Khazad-dum scenes

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    israelite elf
    Chink elf
    Black person elf
    israelite elf

    All should be dead elves.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >gandalf how did the genocide of all black elves dwarves hobbits and humans happen after the battle of the powers

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no shitstorm. no b***hing. I am just not going to watch it. I have the trilogy movies. I have Unfinished tales, the silmarillion, the hobbit and children of hurin. I have all the Tolkien content I need and I can safely ignore this particular production.

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