Nope, I saw an obese boy with a cutie around his arm.
Couldn't even believe it as first but she was wrapped around him like a puppy dog.
Was inspiring honestly.
you sure that just wasn't his sister
because it's always gross when someone mistakes familial love for sexual
2 years ago
Anonymous
No, moron, this was on a college campus and they were holding hands and kissed goodbye to go to class.
Maybe they were childhood sweethearts, I don't know, but good on that fatty.
I see fat and ugly manlets with cute girls every single day. I work at the Publix deli, I don't understand it. How are you supposed to get a gf without being creepy and disgusting and getting fired?
no thanks, but thanks
confidence (usually) means you love yourself which is why they're attracted to it... not that dumb
2 years ago
Anonymous
theyre attracted to it because cobfidence is usually born of merit
2 years ago
Anonymous
Confidence just means your perception of yourself meets or exceeds your expectations for yourself. It’s a meaningless trait. A POS drug dealer and violent criminal who is just fine with being a violent drug dealer will be confident.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Anon, start with your childhood. Did you have mom and dad? What was it like? I guess what I want to know is how you ended up here.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I'll take his place. My dad died when I was 13. After 17 I barely saw my mother a couple of times a year. I live with 2 sisters. They are probably frigid, always at home when they are not working, one is a virgin at 35. Ironically she is beautiful and looks 10 years younger.
2 years ago
Anonymous
reminds me of those two moronic white b***hes that got shot to death by one of their drugdealer boyfriends
>Being confident is like 70% of the thing.
Ah, the most useless trait possible is the most important. Neat.
Sadly this is true. Females are stupid and want to be told what to do. Base all your strategies around this.
confidence isn't the key. You can be confident all you want but a woman will view it as arrogance if you're not a Chad and will be repulsed by the behavior
Women are swayed by whatever they think brings them status. Therefore, you're right, a confident buffoon in a vacuum is going to be rejected. A confident buffoon that seems to have the approval of those around him, though, all other things being exactly equal, will get laid every time.
Females just want to be told what to think and they like to imagine they have their own will. But they will shift whenever they feel a stronger influence. Look at girls that change their personality every time they get a new boyfriend. Or married happy women that leave because some friend told them they shouldn't be happy. They follow the most recent strong influence, be it someone they know or something they read/see/hear. They pretend agency but it's really just an ever shifting adaptation to the most powerful person in their life.
>They follow the most recent strong influence
either you have a lot of experience dealing with women with BPD or its just an innate characteristic of women
2 years ago
Anonymous
Honest to god, sit down and have a conversation with a woman. And I do mean, try to have an insightful one.
>If you also happen to have a big dick, then you're set
Why? You don’t walk up to chicks and show them your dick. If she’s gonna frick you and sees your big dick then great. If you’re an ugly awkward weirdo (me) it doesn’t matter because you’ll never get far enough for her to even see it.
confident and already having fyucked someone is all it takes with dumb jr high girls
all the guys that fricked in jr high fricked almost all of the class and they all had a reputation of being good fricks
thats all that matters to dumb young roasties
We used to have banter, we'd visit each other's families, only the boomers were unironic racists, the race thing was starting to fade away. In fact, we cared so little about race that we elected a black dude because he reminded all of us of our cool black buddy from college.
No fricking cell phones. Everyone is looking at something that’s not a phone. Some of them are even talking to each other.
The 90’s were absolutely based.
On a side note I discovered Magnum condoms fit me perfectly and I've been wearing the wrong size all my sex life which is why they kept snapping at the head so much
To be fair most of his girls were 12 years old.
I like to think he fricked some girl who was a hemophiliac and got bad blood as a child.
Thats my theory to him catching GRID
That or he let gays frick him up his ass for drug money
I knew a guy that looked almost identical to him in the 90s. He just acted like a douche and had a rep for having a huge dick. Ended up fricking most of the girls in town. He's probably dead or a druggie by now though since he had the brains of a rock.
>when you realize getting pussy is as simple as fricking talking to a woman and understanding that they are just humans with a thing you want to experience
It's possible. I was roughly in Telly's circumstance and did way better than I deserve.
If you're surrounded by party girls all the time and you're reasonably symmetrical and fun to be around then the sex just happens.
Before smartphones and internet most young people spent all free time "hanging out" as we called it. It was all very easy.
He ended up a "that guy" actor. Tons of small TV and bit part credits on his IMDB. You've probably seen him in things over the years but can't recall what.
ikr
it'll work out eventually, at least you don't have to deal with insecurities you can't do anything about
>Shave >Get a haircut. Something in fashion >Workout solidly and consistent with a routine for 9 months + >Focus on weight gain for 5 months and weight loss for 4 >Read an interesting book to get your eloquence back and watch several popular modern shows >Go out to Uni town pubs/parties >Strike up convo with someone over literally anything. Progress it naturally. Sex shouldn't enter your mind at all during the convo until way later >If you guys talk together for more than an hour and its late, reasonably safe guess you're both keen >Profit
Fixed
>Shave
I keep myself clean shaven >Get a haircut. Something in fashion
I'm not getting a toothpaste or broccoli fade haircut cause I already get compliments on my long hair
solidly and consistent with a routine for 9 months + >Focus on weight gain for 5 months and weight loss for 4
I'm already working out >Read an interesting book to get your eloquence back and watch several popular modern shows
this is weird and moronic advice
[modern] women will never appreciate taste in literature and being able to talk to them about shows is as easy as letting them talk about how much they like them, cause they enjoy talking >Go out to Uni town pubs/parties
lmao NOPE
for the record I'm saying this because I already have a girl I'm having sex with
>Shave >Get a haircut. Something in fashion >Workout solidly and consistent with a routine for 9 months + >Focus on weight gain for 5 months and weight loss for 4 >Read an interesting book to get your eloquence back and watch several popular modern shows >Go out to Uni town pubs/parties >Strike up convo with someone over literally anything. Progress it naturally. Sex shouldn't enter your mind at all during the convo until way later >If you guys talk together for more than an hour and its late, reasonably safe guess you're both keen >Profit
Fixed
good plan except >Get a haircut. Something in fashion >Workout solidly and consistent with a routine for 9 months + >Focus on weight gain for 5 months and weight loss for 4 >Read an interesting book to get your eloquence back and watch several popular modern shows >Go out to Uni town pubs/parties >Strike up convo with someone over literally anything. Progress it naturally. Sex shouldn't enter your mind at all during the convo until way later >If you guys talk together for more than an hour and its late, reasonably safe guess you're both keen
is all bullshit and would never work as easily as you write
I’m a lanklet with an average dick and I used to slaughter pussy like Ted bundy before I was wifed up, it’s all due to girls thinking I’m fricking crazy, I’ve fricked every single girl I ever wanted to and it’s not because I have done any of the homosexual PUA shit you’re saying
as a fat guy, I pull but only chicks no one would ever turn to a friend and say "she was pretty" when they walked by em on a street. if you can get past looks you can have more than you think you could
>talks about the fricking the lowest women on the totem poll >knows what it means >hurrr ur just obsessed
hope you enjoyed eating all that Black person cum out of that fat b***h's pussy lmao
sex is socially mediated
as long as you have a squad with basic functionality, you can get laid
incel phenomenon is primarily a result of radical individualism, particularly the doctrines that promote social atomization.
No, women did. >approaching women in public? >sexual harassment >approaching women in the workplace? >sexual harassment >approaching in anyway outside of social media? >sexual harassment >wowee, i can frick any guy i want with this app? >the average man no longer has casual flings as the top 20% enjoys most women >i can't frick all the hot guys i want anymore? >average man, please save me, i'm sorry, uwu
Why wouldn’t they all the power and attention that comes with flaunting their looks with none of the danger or commitment
2 years ago
Anonymous
because they lack husbands, children, and none of that is actually real
no one in the living world gives a shit about internet points of someone they don't even know
Larry Clark may or may not be a creep. But I like some of his films and photography. I own a couple of originals. But that being said kids is a great film. But there are better believe it or not in his filmography. Is Ken Park worth watching? I heard they didn't even pronounce the name of the town right.
i've seen worse pull better
I’ve seen hot little zoomer teens walking around with fat bfs irl.
he's lying to you, fat guys do not get gfs, and the ones that do are extreme outliers and not representative of reality
Go outside, most people are fat and ugly. Real life isn’t a television show where everyone is pretty.
Nope, I saw an obese boy with a cutie around his arm.
Couldn't even believe it as first but she was wrapped around him like a puppy dog.
Was inspiring honestly.
you sure that just wasn't his sister
because it's always gross when someone mistakes familial love for sexual
No, moron, this was on a college campus and they were holding hands and kissed goodbye to go to class.
Maybe they were childhood sweethearts, I don't know, but good on that fatty.
I see fat and ugly manlets with cute girls every single day. I work at the Publix deli, I don't understand it. How are you supposed to get a gf without being creepy and disgusting and getting fired?
Not like huge fat slob fat, but definitely on the chunky side. I see it pretty frequently.
porn is scripted
Confident, popular and has good dick game.
>Confident, popular and has good dick game.
Does that trigger you and your micropenis?
Being confident is like 70% of the thing.
If you also happen to have a big dick, then you're set.
> noooo my online forums says you actually need to have a chiseled jawline, eye/mouth ratio 2:1 and mew 24/7 or else no girl will even look at you
People that reason this way are mentally stuck in high school.
>Being confident is like 70% of the thing.
Ah, the most useless trait possible is the most important. Neat.
Sadly this is true. Females are stupid and want to be told what to do. Base all your strategies around this.
no thanks, but thanks
confidence (usually) means you love yourself which is why they're attracted to it... not that dumb
theyre attracted to it because cobfidence is usually born of merit
Confidence just means your perception of yourself meets or exceeds your expectations for yourself. It’s a meaningless trait. A POS drug dealer and violent criminal who is just fine with being a violent drug dealer will be confident.
Anon, start with your childhood. Did you have mom and dad? What was it like? I guess what I want to know is how you ended up here.
I'll take his place. My dad died when I was 13. After 17 I barely saw my mother a couple of times a year. I live with 2 sisters. They are probably frigid, always at home when they are not working, one is a virgin at 35. Ironically she is beautiful and looks 10 years younger.
reminds me of those two moronic white b***hes that got shot to death by one of their drugdealer boyfriends
confidence isn't the key. You can be confident all you want but a woman will view it as arrogance if you're not a Chad and will be repulsed by the behavior
Women are swayed by whatever they think brings them status. Therefore, you're right, a confident buffoon in a vacuum is going to be rejected. A confident buffoon that seems to have the approval of those around him, though, all other things being exactly equal, will get laid every time.
Females just want to be told what to think and they like to imagine they have their own will. But they will shift whenever they feel a stronger influence. Look at girls that change their personality every time they get a new boyfriend. Or married happy women that leave because some friend told them they shouldn't be happy. They follow the most recent strong influence, be it someone they know or something they read/see/hear. They pretend agency but it's really just an ever shifting adaptation to the most powerful person in their life.
>They follow the most recent strong influence
either you have a lot of experience dealing with women with BPD or its just an innate characteristic of women
Honest to god, sit down and have a conversation with a woman. And I do mean, try to have an insightful one.
See how little they actually know.
>If you also happen to have a big dick, then you're set
Why? You don’t walk up to chicks and show them your dick. If she’s gonna frick you and sees your big dick then great. If you’re an ugly awkward weirdo (me) it doesn’t matter because you’ll never get far enough for her to even see it.
you've just got to frick one chick and then she'll tell everyone else you have a huge dick and you're set for life
confident and already having fyucked someone is all it takes with dumb jr high girls
all the guys that fricked in jr high fricked almost all of the class and they all had a reputation of being good fricks
thats all that matters to dumb young roasties
This guy looks exactly like me and I get pussy 24/7
This homie was a predator who enjoyed deflowering 12 year old girls
>
/ourguy/
it was a different time
>black and white people together in harmony
wow
obama ruined all that
>black and white people together in harmony beating the shit out of some black guy
gotta love the 90s
it was a different time
We used to have banter, we'd visit each other's families, only the boomers were unironic racists, the race thing was starting to fade away. In fact, we cared so little about race that we elected a black dude because he reminded all of us of our cool black buddy from college.
yes and unironically. I feel like telling zoomers that nobody was racist for 30 years is going to blow their fricking minds.
I sure don't miss those baggy blue jeans.
It was exactly like this (but we were cleaner and richer).
What a time to be young.
Boom mic girl could be a qt
No fricking cell phones. Everyone is looking at something that’s not a phone. Some of them are even talking to each other.
The 90’s were absolutely based.
If cellphones didn’t exist you still wouldn’t be able to talk to women . . . .
He an heroed. Now he's casper the friendly ghost.
He’s skinny plus a couple years older than the girls he was hooking up with. Literally all you need.
all teenage kids look like shit
we won bros
holy shit
What do you mean? That actress has nothing to do with Kids.
Not the same actor. Also she was literally a prostitute.
Did Bill Burr do this
no but he could´ve easily get a better wife
Connor is the biggest loser in the family. Even Greg mogs him
this was before dating apps dumb ass zoomer
women ruin everything
On a side note I discovered Magnum condoms fit me perfectly and I've been wearing the wrong size all my sex life which is why they kept snapping at the head so much
Good on you. Now pay your child support, deadbeat.
To be fair most of his girls were 12 years old.
I like to think he fricked some girl who was a hemophiliac and got bad blood as a child.
Thats my theory to him catching GRID
That or he let gays frick him up his ass for drug money
Just bee urself
I knew a guy that looked almost identical to him in the 90s. He just acted like a douche and had a rep for having a huge dick. Ended up fricking most of the girls in town. He's probably dead or a druggie by now though since he had the brains of a rock.
women really have the worst fricking mate selection in men, huh?
Whatever, chud. Women know what they want. If that scares you too bad.
he made women into lamp shades
Fact check on this post: No he didn’t.
well he murdered them
You haven't thought about the smell, you b***h!
>when you realize getting pussy is as simple as fricking talking to a woman and understanding that they are just humans with a thing you want to experience
they are not scary, and incredibly easy.
Yeah but I was fat and super shy at that age. Rip.
fat guys literally frick all the time.
who watches movies
it literally is that simple you just never put in the work. frick you
>fat guys literally frick all the time.
no they dont you lying moron
tell me you're terminally online without telling me
>bro just believe me bro women suddenly changed and all want fatties
you're beyond moronic
explain to me how the frick boogie gets a new girlfriend like every 6 months then
go on, i'll wait
e-celeb fame
WOA SOMEHOW A THING GOT A FAT GUY LAID I THOUGHT YOU SAID FAT GUYS DON'T FRICK IDIOT
different anon
I guess you haven't seen the movie.
>le reductionism
Becoming a billionaire is simple bro, money is just paper bro you just gotta get a job and make more it's that simple bro.
you sound low IQ and probably on the psychopathy spectrum
yeah i'm sure you take EEEEEEEEVERYTHING everyone posts here super seriously
It's possible. I was roughly in Telly's circumstance and did way better than I deserve.
If you're surrounded by party girls all the time and you're reasonably symmetrical and fun to be around then the sex just happens.
Before smartphones and internet most young people spent all free time "hanging out" as we called it. It was all very easy.
You didn't get out much in high school, did you?
The Virgin Surgeon
Show? The actor is so familiar
He ended up a "that guy" actor. Tons of small TV and bit part credits on his IMDB. You've probably seen him in things over the years but can't recall what.
He looks like the wire guy. Johnny Weeks
yeah dat is the same guy
That movie is so fricking gross. Like it gave me a boner when I saw it at 16 but watching it now it's just pure filth, should've been banned
REMINDER: Punky Brewster (Soleil Moon Frye) lived with all these street rats in NYC at the time and gave her the nickname
>"blowjob queen"
Why would she admit this? Because she was trying to prove Charlie Sheen took her virginity. The mind of females folks.
Punky Boobster is a fameprostitute
She moved to NYC when she was 20, a year after Kids was released, to go to college, schizo. It was filmed in '94, when she was still in LA.
I'm a goofy looking motherfricker and I'm married. AMA.
Are you skinny/tall?
5' 11"
150 something last time I weighed myself, but I'm getting fatter as I slip into middle age.
how did you meet each other? how many sexual partners did you have previously? how many did she have? who looks better you or her?
tfw wizard
>IN A LITTLE ROOM
>A LITTLE LOCKED ROOM
Broooos seriously imagine growing up in hot sweaty 90s NY in the summer. Broooo.
Bet it was dope.
Yeah it's so dope developing class A drug habits at 15.
Nawww Bo I'd just be eating popcickes all the time and opening for hydrants.
This frick in the Wire was just unbelievably pathetic
thank GOODNESS I have a big dick
totally makes up for being a massive loser with only moderately above-average looks
right guys
haha
>have big dick
>too awkward to talk to women
f-frick
ikr
it'll work out eventually, at least you don't have to deal with insecurities you can't do anything about
>Shave
I keep myself clean shaven
>Get a haircut. Something in fashion
I'm not getting a toothpaste or broccoli fade haircut cause I already get compliments on my long hair
solidly and consistent with a routine for 9 months +
>Focus on weight gain for 5 months and weight loss for 4
I'm already working out
>Read an interesting book to get your eloquence back and watch several popular modern shows
this is weird and moronic advice
[modern] women will never appreciate taste in literature and being able to talk to them about shows is as easy as letting them talk about how much they like them, cause they enjoy talking
>Go out to Uni town pubs/parties
lmao NOPE
for the record I'm saying this because I already have a girl I'm having sex with
>Shave
>Get a haircut. Something in fashion
>Workout solidly and consistent with a routine for 9 months +
>Focus on weight gain for 5 months and weight loss for 4
>Read an interesting book to get your eloquence back and watch several popular modern shows
>Go out to Uni town pubs/parties
>Strike up convo with someone over literally anything. Progress it naturally. Sex shouldn't enter your mind at all during the convo until way later
>If you guys talk together for more than an hour and its late, reasonably safe guess you're both keen
>Profit
Fixed
all of that work just for a crumb of pussy
who are the actual simps again?
good plan except
>Get a haircut. Something in fashion
>Workout solidly and consistent with a routine for 9 months +
>Focus on weight gain for 5 months and weight loss for 4
>Read an interesting book to get your eloquence back and watch several popular modern shows
>Go out to Uni town pubs/parties
>Strike up convo with someone over literally anything. Progress it naturally. Sex shouldn't enter your mind at all during the convo until way later
>If you guys talk together for more than an hour and its late, reasonably safe guess you're both keen
is all bullshit and would never work as easily as you write
>Uni town pubs/parties
jesus fricking christ no
those women are so used up they're fricking trenches
I’m a lanklet with an average dick and I used to slaughter pussy like Ted bundy before I was wifed up, it’s all due to girls thinking I’m fricking crazy, I’ve fricked every single girl I ever wanted to and it’s not because I have done any of the homosexual PUA shit you’re saying
Then you do all this bullshit and go home some or worse, you gain a reputation for being a creep. Which has happened. It’s over.
if everyman started doing this it'd become the norm
and then women would see it as the same as just being nice
>DUDE JUST DEDICATE 12 MONTHS TO GETTING PUSSY, ITS EASY
really dude?
>6+ inch dick
>still a virgin
mmm butterscotch yo
>confident popular and has a good dick game
as a fat guy, I pull but only chicks no one would ever turn to a friend and say "she was pretty" when they walked by em on a street. if you can get past looks you can have more than you think you could
>just frick women who frick Black folk bro and you too can get pusy
Why do you have black wiener constantly in your mind? Just go get fricked by a Black person and stop bothering everyone else.
>talks about the fricking the lowest women on the totem poll
>knows what it means
>hurrr ur just obsessed
hope you enjoyed eating all that Black person cum out of that fat b***h's pussy lmao
>words words words
You like men.
sex is socially mediated
as long as you have a squad with basic functionality, you can get laid
incel phenomenon is primarily a result of radical individualism, particularly the doctrines that promote social atomization.
Video games created incels.
No, women did.
>approaching women in public?
>sexual harassment
>approaching women in the workplace?
>sexual harassment
>approaching in anyway outside of social media?
>sexual harassment
>wowee, i can frick any guy i want with this app?
>the average man no longer has casual flings as the top 20% enjoys most women
>i can't frick all the hot guys i want anymore?
>average man, please save me, i'm sorry, uwu
Nah. You lie to yourself. Cinemaphile fried your brain.
No. I've tried to get laid in current year.
and believe me, i stopped wanting to
>87% talked about their kids
Dating apps are a scam
no wonder women love them
Why wouldn’t they all the power and attention that comes with flaunting their looks with none of the danger or commitment
because they lack husbands, children, and none of that is actually real
no one in the living world gives a shit about internet points of someone they don't even know
The game
the dopest ghost in towwwwwnnnn
When the character is so repulsive you want to slap the actor for playing him.
Telly with his sickly look of HIV grosses me out. If KIDS the movie had a smell it would stink so bad.
Thats all by design. Its moralism is sometimes overlooked but it's there. Think of it as a bret easton ellis novel if it delt with the lower class.
suspension of disbelief
Master manipulator
Larry Clark may or may not be a creep. But I like some of his films and photography. I own a couple of originals. But that being said kids is a great film. But there are better believe it or not in his filmography. Is Ken Park worth watching? I heard they didn't even pronounce the name of the town right.
The ultimate israelite power fantasy is making a movie and casting an obvious israelite in a role where a pretty girl will be attracted to ~~*them*~~
That actor is definately not israeli, he’s like the purest example of Irish phenotype I can think of
Pussy isn't that fricking hard to get just don't be a fat autist.