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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    But ya liked me yesterday so?

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    y-you too

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >harangue him until he cuts his fingers off
    still impossible OP? we witnessed the victory

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >But you're okay being friends with an incestuous nonce.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    where are the trees?
    how do people live in a place that has zero fricking trees?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      get a load o' this hoity-toity tree-luvin' feggit.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Building? Stone
      Heating? Peat
      My dad lives on Unst and it’s comfy

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Peat
        You burn dirt???
        wtf is going on in fricking Ireland. Maybe the English perspective of the irish does make sense.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Unst is Scotland, but yeah, same deal

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, they cut the peat into bricks and burn them like logs

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          peat is moss

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Peat is highly flammable
          >american education

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It can be very flammable when it's dry, idiot

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Why the frick would you even try and burn wet peat

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Peat is basically a few steps from turning into oil.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I'm Irish and I agree with your sentiment tbh, peat is an inefficient fuel source and bogland should be preserved since it's an ecosystem. Literally no reason to burn it in the modern day but that said, it has dropped off a lot. This film was set in 1923

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          peat is used to make some scotches too, if its an expensive scotch its either old, or its peated. it tastes sort of like burning bandaids

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      take the barrenschistlandscapepill

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      exported to Norway

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      just wait till you hear about they starved millions rather than fish

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      by singing depressing songs about >tfw no trees

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I watched In Bruges like a week before my best friends and I were going off to college and my first gf dumped me
        Always hits me like a brick

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's an island in the Atlantic. When the weather turns it gets scoured by gale winds, trees can't hack it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Trees grow fine on exposed Atlantic islands much further north. Most islands used up almost all wood as soon as it grew. Wood coal burning for heat probably caused a mini ice age in Europe.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You honestly believe burning wood caused a mini ice age as if that isn't a natural occurrence on earth? Dear lord the propaganda works too well.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Says the moron basing his bullshit on mass media memes. You have no clue how to think about anything, your brain is complete mush. Particle pollution causing cold is an actual phenomena unlike co2 runaway greenhouse effects. The increase in warmth is because of the sharp reduction in particle pollution.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Trees grow fine on exposed Atlantic islands much further north.
          Where? The Faroes are equally treeless.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It had trees before humans and again now thanks to romantics.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Iceland has some trees, but not on the actual coast.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      frick off back the mainland if you like trees so much you soft-handed jackeen

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's frickin Ireland
      Just a sad slab of stone with a heap of dirt on top and the only things that grow are grass and potatoes (except for, you know, that one time)
      Plus they're ravaged by constant rain, clouds, wind, mist, and a temperature year-round that can only be described as 'meh'
      Things only grow as fast as older things die. A tree doesn't stand a snowballs chance in hell.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        sounds like SF

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Ireland used to be densely forested, this is a tiny limestone island

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      they chopped em all down cuz they're white Black folk.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the lacks of trees makes it look interesting to me, there's nothing but trees where I live

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Got deforested over hundreds of years.

      I believe in the 1500-1600s it was actually the English cutting them down, or buying timber from local Irish, to make for ships.
      IIRC after a couple hundred years there weren't enough of the right kind of trees for ships, so they looked elsewhere.

      But also from this time onwards trees were cut down to make farmland. Ireland's population boomed for a while (so they needed more farms for people) but also became an agricultural plantation for the English (so they needed more farmland to export cash crops).

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Not for the Aran Islands. There was literally just no trees due to the geography of the place. No topsoil, nothing.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Trees don;t grow on the small Island's off west coast of Ireland. Too windy and salty air.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The Romans described Scotland's forests as "impenetrable". The Brits tore it all down and then livestock made sure there'd never be anything except grass.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        yes, most of the forest of the isles in general were cleared in the second millennium. There's even arguments on how important the clearing the forests were in driving people into finding alternative fuels like coal.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The fricking morons cut them all down! And what's worse, they didn't plant any either! How hard is sustainable forestry, come on.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The eternal Anglo needed something to fuel his endless wars against humanity. Navies take a lot of wood to build, especially the largest one in the world for a while.
      Thank the English for that.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >against humanity
        I wouldn't exactly call pajeets human.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >I understand, bro. your training is over, I have long ago taught you there are no equals in any relationship
    *movie credits roll*

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    remind me again why the irish were having a "civil war" during that time period again

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Arguing over what treaty to sign with the British

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Loyalists wanted to remain part of the UK, separatist wanted to be an independent country. There were also religious differences

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        also its important to remember that similar shit can start up once more because of brexit fricking up the border situation which was what made the IRA stop blowing shit up

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    we need more time, padraicbros

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >I know you are but what am I?
    boom, done.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Does the entire movie take place on that fricking table there? It's the only screenshot I see of it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It just looks the same everywhere

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of farmer was Padaric?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You see him selling milk to the lady with the shop at the docks.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Fecking hell being a diary farmer looks comfy

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It would be comfy if cows didn't smell but they do. you don't even need that many before the methane is impossible not to notice.

          Although his operation, with a few animals near a coast, probably wasn't as smelly as your average modern dairy. But it definitely still smelled

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You get used to the smell of dung and the rest honestly

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >tfw have to drive through the town with a cheese factory and an absolute shit ton of cows and tanker trucks full of liquid cow shit travel the roads to go to fields to spray liquid shit all over the place
            The stench is like a slap to the face, also doesn't help that the place is usually overcast so all the shit smell is trapped in a perpetual shit miasma.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Padraic we need to stop the Banshees

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Padraic's sister was so feckin' hot bros

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      she gets all kinds of newd in Rome

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Oh I am aware

        But for some reason she seemed hotter to me in Banshees even though she was older and dressed like a frump. It was like she was in her natural state

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus frick that's where I know her from! I just couldn't pin it down

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          did you watch bcs? she's mike's daughter-in-law

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      luv kerry. simple as

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I heard she’s wild

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is this our pick for Best Picture?
    Avatar is Disneyslop
    Everything Everywhere is reddit
    Triangle of Sadness is Euro vommie garbage
    Elvis is boomerslop

    Are we rooting for Banshees or Top Gun?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Banshees. Top Gun was more like a series of vignettes barely tied together, with Tom Cruise playing himself. Banshees was pure soul.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Banshees. It is the only actual film of 2022.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Top Gun. Not pulling for this stupid reddit movie

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      As a big top gun fan, like it was my favorite movie growing up, top gun 2 was kind of a big let down for me. I appreciate the nostalgia shit, but they went way overboard with it and the flight segments were fricking boring.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      for me, it's Top Gun

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      T H E
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      W H A L E
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      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Fraser's performance is getting more hype than the film itself. He might get best actor but the film's unlikely to win

        Not that the oscars matter anymore anyway, whatever shred of credibility they still had died last year. But I know it would mean a lot to Brendan so I'm rooting for the final step of his unJUSTing

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Not nominated

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't seen anything better from 2022 than Banshees, but Tár and Aftersun haven't come out here yet.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Tar and Aftersun were both excellent, funny enough the three you mentioned would be my top three for Best Picture with none of the others really coming close.
        Honestly Tar might take the cake, I feel like Best Actress is guaranteed but the whole movie was one of the best things I've seen in a while. Banshees was fun but also very dry and small-scale which isn't everyone's cup of tea.

        [...]

        Yeah unfortunately I predict Fabelmans (I didn't watch it, it sounded like distilled Oscarbait) and EEAAW (fun but flawed, but normies worship it for some reason) will sweep.
        It can't be helped.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Asians and women in the cast

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Top Gun is too sentimental. I'm not just talking about memberberries stuff but its shit like the ending where Maverick sees the legacy carrying on with Rooster, it isn't just drawn out but drawn and and then slowed down with a big song playing that it just becomes so over the top that I can't take it seriously. Its the same thing with the funeral, if Kilmer was actually dead by the time the movie was released, yeah sure I could get that they would've included it and done it the way they did but the guy must've been in attendance opening night and thought "Jesus Christ people are going to be telling me 'I thought you were dead' every day when I'm out in public from now on."

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Top Gun was good, but only compared to the goyslop flics of today.
      What I've seen of Banshees, it's got soul at least.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Soul? It's literally nihilistic doom porn.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          exactly like my soul

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's literally the opposite.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Triangle of Sadness is Euro vommie garbage
      you say that like its a bad thing

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Triangle of Sadness is Euro vommie garbage
        name a good swedish director other than bergman

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Roy Andersson

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      TAR you Black person.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Based and apartment for sale-pilled
        I wasn't expecting a movie about a psychotic dyke to be so good.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      BANSHEES
      A
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      S
      H
      E
      E
      S

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >we
      have a nice day, tourist

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Shush

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Banshees for sure, Top Gun was also kino though

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Who gives a shit what the oscars say? But yeah, Banshees was the best of the year.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Screencap this and post it in the Oscars thread when Women Talking wins Best Picture.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        roon a cute

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It was a hard movie to watch having a sister that was raped as a teenager. Also seeing the BTS photos and all the color in their outfits and the whole movie is colored corrected into a palid shade of muted grey made it even more depressing.

          Rooney was the only thing keeping me from slitting my throat right there in the theater.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    borvoven

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >my mom was nice

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    RIP Jenny

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How many fingers do you have to prove you're not mental? I have 10

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    he explained to him so plainly why he didn't want to be friends anymore: he was aware he was going to die sooner than later and didn't want to waste the time he had left just bullshitting with his drinking buddy instead of composing new songs. Then he visibly backs that up by inviting all these musicians around constantly to help him. I completely sympathize with Paddy but he was also the real villain.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Midwit

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    At least I don't have orange eyebrows kek, what the frick is that

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      so close, lynxposter

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >so I'm ganna cut off me own fingers ta spite yer face loike

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I would honestly bawl my eyes out if this ever happened to me
    >tfw close friend I cut ties with over 5 years ago still lives rent free in my head

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Havent had a friend for over a decade.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    frick off den ya fat basterd

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >born and raised in london
    >still lives there
    why does he larp as an irishman?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Who?

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is this movie depressing?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not if you hate donkeys

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not especially unless you relate to abandonment pretty hard. If anything it make the reflect of my friendships.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yes and no but mostly yes.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >le mid-life crisis!
    >le meaninglessness of le life!
    >the inevitability of le death!

    Yes, we fricking get it!

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Do people really not get sick of their friends? I gradually cut off my friends every 4 years or so and restock. Can't stand being around people longer than that.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I only have one friend. I sometimes ghost him for a month or so. Then re-connect feeling refreshed.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Since I got into my mid-20s and realized that it's borderline impossible to just meet new friends post-college I've come to cherish my two real friends a lot more. It sounds gay but they're really all I have in the end.
      "Work buddies" and "acquaintances" aren't the same as a real blood-brother who you could trust with your life.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Work friend thinking of quitting
        >Tells me he doesn't want me to cut him out of my life if he leaves office
        >Tell him it's fine we'll hang out on weekends
        >Last day, hug him goodbye.
        >Block his number on my way home.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          What da frick

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Based but you've bought yourself an incredibly awkward conversation when you randomly run into him at the grocery store or wherever.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I have no friends because I Colm the ones I get on a regular basis.

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The film is about death. Any other interpretation is cope.

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That's a double negative, which means you do still like me.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      now I REALLY don like ya

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >no u

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >so you love me now do you?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      good post

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Ireland such a nation of kino? Movies, books, music, banter you name it for such a small nation they have contributed a lot to the world and they still get shit on by jealous brits. Slainte my Irish anon bros.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Hi Paddy, stay Anglicised

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I mentioned having 90% irish ancestry in band once years ago (t. american) and the band director responded with "I can't think of a single Irish contribution to society, or any aspect of Irish culture that appeals to me". Literally didn't know how to respond, the whole class went silent

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine a musician saying he can't think of anything Ireland contributed to culture lmao yanks are so weird

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >90% irish ancestry
        YWNBI

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This movie was so boring that my girlfriend who likes boring movies couldnt stand watching it

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why is OIRLAND so barren and sterile? Is it the constant shit weather?

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Pad not wanting to listen to his sister and throw the finger out because "it'll get dirty"
    Colm should have had an agonizing death.

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I just came back from watching The Fabelmans and I wasn't too crazy about it. I don't think making it this thing of contrasting the reality of things against how film presents things really works in a film where the reality of things feels like a dramatic Spielberg film through and through. The reality shown by the film didn't feel authentic enough for that to work for me, even if I did enjoy it overall, that was a major point where I found it lacking.

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    just watched this movie at my local kino. Really starting to like Collin farrell after watching him in this and North Water. Dude is extra powerful when he burns local, plays in british shit.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >plays in british shit.
      >British

      As an Irish person it's annoying how much coverage this movie is getting here. It's good, but it's no enjoyable or likable, it's miserable.

      I found it thoroughly enjoyable. A lot of the laughs come from "mundane" dialogue, rather than specific set up and punchline type of humour. Also being miserable is an incredibly important part of the Irish psyche. It builds character.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Colin has been one of the best actors since forever, you fool. But you are correct, Banshees and North Water are the best of him.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >CASPERE
        >THE GIRLS
        >CASPERE
        >CASPERE
        >THE GIRLS
        >TRAFFICKING
        >CASPERE

        God I need to rewatch S2 at some point

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's kino

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Collin and Brendan make kino every time they colab

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    As an Irish person it's annoying how much coverage this movie is getting here. It's good, but it's no enjoyable or likable, it's miserable.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I am also Irish and I found it interesting and likable, although they overuse "feck".

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'm almost inclined to believe the use of feck is used specifically for that moment during their final argument where Pádraic finally screams FRICK at Colm. I'm sure there's some symbolic reason for it or whatever.

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just watched this, the last minutes reminded me a lot of The Hunt with Jenny dying and Padraic turning "evil" similar to Mikkelsen's character with someone killing his dog and going nuts in the church scene but the context is totally different in both movies

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    easy - Martin McDonagh made a shit depressing movie labelled as a comedy that he never adopted for years and now that he made a name for himself the critics are cerclejerking around it and brainless drones follow the trope
    https://www.imdb.com/title/tt11813216/reviews?sort=submissionDate&dir=desc&ratingFilter=1

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      autism

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        why does this movie deserve Worldwide awards?
        what is the plot about other than constant misery and self-mutilation?
        how is this a comedy?

        you're smarter, you'll explain it, anon

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          it'd OK that you don't understand Irish humour anon, you don't need to go schizo and spam reviews on IMDB because of it lmao

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >you don't understand Irish humour anon
            no I don't, and I'm glad I do
            this movie is depression, upon depression upon depression
            so glad I'm not Irish ;D
            keep winning awards for depression, Ireland!

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah well that's just like your opinion man

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hit him in the face and say how do you like me now?

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Goyslop movie.
    >shoot in a nice location
    >uhh... plot?
    Goyslop.

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    WILD?!

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >never liked you to begin with
    Done

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