In case you wondered what NPC taste looks like

In case you wondered what npc taste looks like

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The thing not on the list
    That's literally the most npc response to a top 5 movies ever

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >iphone poster calling anyone an NPC

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I rename my images to iPhone filenames before posting just to frick with people like you.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >unironic "Iwas only pretending to be moronic"
        >in 2024

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly pleasantly surprised I would have expected a list of 10 capeshit and genre goyslop movies from 2016 onwards.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    At least it isn’t:
    Empire Strikes Back
    Black Panther
    Schindlers’ List
    Toy Story 2
    Seven Samurai

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ESB and Seven Samurai in top movies
      This is a special kind of dumb person with an overinflated ego and lack of self-awareness
      >t. knows people like this IRL

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Apocalypse Now is the anti-NPC vietnam war film, all the aphantasics goon for Full Metal Jacket or Platoon

      Godfather is also legitimately good

      >ESB and Seven Samurai in top movies
      This is a special kind of dumb person with an overinflated ego and lack of self-awareness
      >t. knows people like this IRL

      Return of the Jedi, Ghostbusters, and The Mummy (1999) belong in any top 5

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >top 5
        More like top 5000.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick are polls conducted by Cinemaphile? random strawpolls in threads that die in less than 24 hours?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sup newfriend

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't buy it, no kor/jap movies in the top 100

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Also no hk movies. Fake list.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Also no hk movies. Fake list.

          Took me 8 seconds to find Oldboy at number #73
          I knew you'd be wrong and that would be in there

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oldboy doesn't count

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Kek. I am surprised Chungking Express is all the way down at 208 and is the only Wong Kar Wai movie I can even see anywhere

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Chumgkong express should be top 50 or 60. Lack of jap cinema means it's fake and gay list. And putting oldboy on a Korean list means you haven't watched Korean cinema. Just my 2 cents

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Chungking and Fallen Angels I really like so I agree they should be higher and fricking on the list in general. I don't know why you think that makes it a fake list though, your opinion of Cinemaphile is too high. Remember that there are so many indians on this board it's crazy.
                >Korean cinema
                They have like 10 good movies

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Remember that there are so many indians on this board it's crazy.
                I forget but good point
                cinema
                >They have like 10 good movies
                Yes and only like 3 good directors in their tiny country. Oldboy is realistically probably at 6 or 7 out of top ten Korean. If anyone watched Korean movies they'd realize it's 99% slop kinda like Hallmark. It's fun and makes you feel good, but very few kinos

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                can't wait for the new avatar so pajeets get their own containment threads again

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Forest Gump in top 50
        top fricking lel Cinemaphile is a shit board, into the trash it goes. I'm a big guy, for you.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This one is actually really bad. I hope Cinemaphile acquired some taste in those 10 years.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's only gotten worse, probably.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        meme pick for number 1
        3 fricking star wars films even return of the jedi which is a piece shit
        Avatar frick goddamn
        Id go with Thief over Heat
        Requiem for a Dream is way too high
        Synecdoche too low
        V for Vendetta sucks
        Wolf of Wallstreet is just okay
        Barry Lyndon is overrated
        Stalker Sucks

        I wont be too harsh though, a lot of these are good pickswait what the frick is Hugo doing here

        also no jodorowsky?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      LLMs use things that you've said earlier in the conversation and often give incorrect data. OP probably was talking to it about Cinemaphile earlier in the conversation.
      I wouldn't be surprised if it has access to things like the top-rated films on IMBD and the top posts on r/movies from whenever its data cutoff is though. Nothing on this list leaps out at me as weird, but I wouldn't be surprised if it's just making these alleged polls up to justify dumping movies that come up a lot in "best movie" discussions.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Vertigo is the biggest fricking joke of al bestl film lists

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    2001 isn't even in Kubricks top 5 best movies.
    Mulholland Dr. isn't even in Lynch's top 5 best movies.
    I refuse to believe anyone who name drops Vertigo has actually seen it other than clips, or seen any Hitchwiener movie other than Psycho.
    Coppola is wildly overrated.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You have 30 seconds to show me the raw data from this alleged "Cinemaphile poll".

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mulholland Dr and Apocalypse Now are in my top 10 yeah so what

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >2001
    Nu-male Marvel/Star Wars fans picked this one to be pretentious.
    >Mulholland Dr.
    Dumb zoomer art hoes picked this one because its more accessible than other Lynch movies.
    >Vertigo
    Dumb 40 y/o millenial women (former art hoes) picked this one.
    >Apocalypse Now
    This one comes from the filmbros because picking a Christopher Nolan movie would be too obvious, so they picked a safer classic movie.
    >The Godfather
    Normies who don't watch a lot of movies picked this one.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    ESL. Learn 2 reading comprehension.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I was out of pocket there

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thank you for admitting you were wrong. Shows you have good character.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It shows he's white, which is the same thing

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can say this is NPC taste but the truth is any given one of these shows up on most directors' favorites. There always has to be some famous movie of good quality in your list to keep you humble.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >You can say this is NPC taste but the truth is any given one of these shows up on most directors' favorites.
      Nice job pulling that out of your ass. Name one. Probably The Godfather is the only one on that list that most directors would say is a top tier movie.
      >t. I get a lot of my movie recs by looking up the favorite movies of my favorite directors.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Has anyone else noticed that in react youtuber channels that are run by just a single girl, that if you sort the videos by popularity it's all top 20 imdb boomer movies? You know, as in Apocalypse Now, Terminator, Saving Private Ryan, Aliens, Schindler's List etc etc.

    Are men 55+ watching react channels? Why are they forcing these women to watch movies they're not interested in and expecting / demanding them to cry (women can cry because they had a bad dream, that doesn't mean they'll give a shit or think about the movie the next day). And even that's not enough for them, I've seen comments on some channels where people are angry 23yo Rebecca didn't pick up on every little thing in a war movie from 50 years ago that she's only watching because it's her job and it won the poll
    It's all really weird

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      watching react videos is weird enough on itself, ofc it's only gonna attract either coomers or giga autists

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's lawrence of arabia and it isn't even close

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      River Kwai skulfricks that homosexual O'Toole

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Agree. Better than all of those movies by a mile. 2001 being the "best movie ever made" is ridiculous. Its probably Kubrick's weakest movie. I would put Barry Lyndon on the top movies list, easy.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd roast this but every Cinemaphile movie rec infographic I've seen posted here is just as cringe and pedestrian.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    watched mulholland drive yesterday. it's shit. it's not a 2deep4u movie either, it's a surrealism is cool so let's just overdo it movie. Jacob's ladder blows that shit out of the water.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seems okay.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >someone bothered to pay attention to what I and a few hundred other anons have to say about movies
    I am a titan astride the cultural landscape.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no DUNCs
    Splendid.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mulholand Drive isnt even Lynch's best, it feels like the loosely episodic tv show it was supposed to be. Lost Highway is a much better film

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Vertigo is overrated and I love Hitchwiener.

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