Because the average woman is very low IQ compared to the average man, and low IQ people try to appear smart at every chance they get.
"mediocre" is a very smart word in their minds
she already worships kpop / asian boys in real-life. why are you so mad she is paid by Hollywood to have a fake boyfriend in some British show that nobody outside of the UK will watch?
Think of what that son is going to be doing in Jennifer Garner's body (and vice versa). Honestly if this was a real concept, each member of the family would spend all day maturating and fondling themselves and the curse would never get lifted
i have faith it will not be shit. i mean, it's possible the story will be lame being a netflix production but it's certainly guaranteed to be a visually appealing movie.
I watched a homemade porn the other day where the chick was indistinguishable from snood, to the point where I thought it was her (someone in the comments said they know for a fact it wasn't her though)
She's the kind of girl that when I see pictures of her, I'm not even thinking about sex, I just want to kiss and cuddle with her. Not many girls can pull that off.
At least we don't imagine girls getting fricked by other guys like you weirdos
7 months ago
Anonymous
why did you @ me
yeah
7 months ago
Anonymous
because frick you, snood is pure and doesn't have sex despite being a young horny celebrity in California surrounded by other young horny celebrities
7 months ago
Anonymous
fricking homosexual stuck in the past
7 months ago
Anonymous
Snood would look at you with visible disgust if she ever had the misfortune of seeing you on the street. Quit lying to yourself and grow up, work on improving yourself and stop fantasizing about some chick who will never know that you exist
7 months ago
Anonymous
>it's another "virgin thinks every girl is obsessed with sex because anon just watches porn all day" episode
7 months ago
Anonymous
youre not in a group here. everyone wants to hear about you killing yourself, thats the only thing thats going to impress "the group"
7 months ago
Anonymous
Never said anything about sex, don't know why you are projecting your own insecurities onto that post. Also I'm not the one with an unhealthy obsession of some Netflix actress
7 months ago
Anonymous
Snoodcels, how do we respond without sounding mad?
7 months ago
Anonymous
He's the one coming into a thread he doesn't like with his cuck fantasies
He lost the instant he posted
7 months ago
Anonymous
And you lost the instant you wore born into that wretched body of yours
What happened to her booba? Did they melt? Is it because she's getting self-conscious about her aging face and tries to lose weight? I guess the red dress was just very good at flaunting them.
um please put snood in your image name or post so my filter puts it to the top
ed helms
>mediocre
why do women have a love affair with this word?
I don’t know, why do you like the word roastie?
Because they don't understand that it is a synonym of "average" and see it as pejorative.
average is not a compliment either
I would personally substitute it with ugly fat bastard in this context because I've seen it hundreds of times.
>so random!
Because the average woman is very low IQ compared to the average man, and low IQ people try to appear smart at every chance they get.
"mediocre" is a very smart word in their minds
Fury Road.
cuz women are kweens who deserve the very best
>implying men don't say "mid" all the time, especially ugly troglodytes on this board
you guys are moronic
We can't stop winning
Collarbone Chads, we eating good with Emma
Reminder that Snood's love interest in the upcoming " A Good Girl's Guide To Murder" is one "Ravi Singh" and there are kissing/makeout scenes.
Snood will get PAJEETED
sirs we won
i have no parasocial relationship to her so i dont care
i thought her name was snood for real. like poots
what a cutie
It looked dicey there for a moment but Sarsbros are so fricking back.
He’s a good looking guy, top 1% of jeets
They honestly make a cute couple. They look different in a way that complements each other.
>tfw you will never be the reason for Snood's smile like this Pajeet gets to be.
uh snood-posting bros, that doesn't look like one of us...
>paid to pretend to love a pajeet
Cope
Of course they are.
Their size + possible age difference is kino. Not to mention the racual differences.
even worse paid to shill for pojeet
Aaargh not like this!
she already worships kpop / asian boys in real-life. why are you so mad she is paid by Hollywood to have a fake boyfriend in some British show that nobody outside of the UK will watch?
>Incels think women want to frick kpop homos
Do you think women like Taylor Swift because she's hot?
You know theyre fricking behind the set
Hes goodlooking and dont have a Sir look so its okay
Is there nudity?
Emma has full frontity intercourse and gets a creampie
>that scene where the parents use their newfound youth to frick like rabbits
wasn't expecting that
Is it just zoomer Freaky Friday and Wife Swap?
Yes but in this one the son swaps with mother, and daughter swaps with father
if a child was conceived during this scenario does it count as their sibling or is it their incestbabby
Hot.
Hot genderswap concept
oh noooo don't swap me into hot young snoods body I might see my daughter I mean myself naked and goon to myself in the mirror all day
Think of what that son is going to be doing in Jennifer Garner's body (and vice versa). Honestly if this was a real concept, each member of the family would spend all day maturating and fondling themselves and the curse would never get lifted
>cedar rapids guy as the dad
i will now avoid your kino
It's genuinely fricking over.
I will watch this slop I would never have touched even with a 10 foot pole when there are years of arthouse movies to watch but I will for she.
Do you think there are enough people like me to make execs consider casting cute girls just to get lonely guys to watch?
I'm doing the same, so there's one data point for you
>>but I will for she
Kys fgt
There are a lot of people like us but most of them pirate.
i have faith it will not be shit. i mean, it's possible the story will be lame being a netflix production but it's certainly guaranteed to be a visually appealing movie.
please let me have sex just this once
Snood is not for lewd.
i jerk off (he/him) to this magnificent image daily
I watched a homemade porn the other day where the chick was indistinguishable from snood, to the point where I thought it was her (someone in the comments said they know for a fact it wasn't her though)
if this was true you'd link it
Or I don't want to get banned for linking porn, dumbass. Also don't want to "ruin" snood for all you simps
so tell us what to search (you won't do that either it doesn't exist)
This goes against all your "Don't Lewd The Snood" posturing, really showing your true colors today
well thanks for proving me right
Arizona Dorm Room
this video doesn't exist. this is bait. do not lewd the snood.
What is your favorite Snood homemade film?
sauce
all you need to do is literally press a single button, you brain-dead coomers
sauce?
it reminds me of that adam sandler bat mitzvah movie he made with his family. Looks extremely safe and boring
Unsurprisingly, the thread grinds to a halt as the snoodcels desperately search for her amateur porn-lookalike
I would never.
I'm saving my virginity and am on no fap until our marriage.
i watch for ed
Snoods desperately needs buccal fat removal
i lost NNN 97 times to snood
WHAT did she mean by this unironically?
whoever photoshopped this image is a sick frick
It's the original
im bout to frickin snoood
i didn't know snood was so stickly.
she has perfect fat distribution
is that even snood? looks like her sister
am i insane or is that not even her
How did she go from THIS
To this
???????
that's not her anon
From the makers of Family Swap™
Getting a little chunky
hand holding
Luv Snood
Simple as
>So Anon, tell me a little more about this Cinemaphile site hehe.
Should have been "last guy said you were built for big bla-"
makes no sense no one has said that about snood
Her character literally invites a nog to the prom.
and how did that work out for her? she's never going near one again
why are asians like this
is snood a city slicker?
sexo
She actually looks like Jodelle Ferland and likely will end up with the same future.
Why does that 50 year old comedian look like mr beast
the unrated version is gonna be lit
Don't lewd Emma
delightful
Why is she so adorable?
Imagine passionately tongue kissing Emma
She's the kind of girl that when I see pictures of her, I'm not even thinking about sex, I just want to kiss and cuddle with her. Not many girls can pull that off.
Meanwhile snood is getting fricked into a catatonic state by Chad in the bathroom of a Wendy's
Girls who post their stuffed animals don't care about sex like that
yeah
Whatever helps you snoodcels sleep at night
At least we don't imagine girls getting fricked by other guys like you weirdos
why did you @ me
because frick you, snood is pure and doesn't have sex despite being a young horny celebrity in California surrounded by other young horny celebrities
fricking homosexual stuck in the past
Snood would look at you with visible disgust if she ever had the misfortune of seeing you on the street. Quit lying to yourself and grow up, work on improving yourself and stop fantasizing about some chick who will never know that you exist
>it's another "virgin thinks every girl is obsessed with sex because anon just watches porn all day" episode
youre not in a group here. everyone wants to hear about you killing yourself, thats the only thing thats going to impress "the group"
Never said anything about sex, don't know why you are projecting your own insecurities onto that post. Also I'm not the one with an unhealthy obsession of some Netflix actress
Snoodcels, how do we respond without sounding mad?
He's the one coming into a thread he doesn't like with his cuck fantasies
He lost the instant he posted
And you lost the instant you wore born into that wretched body of yours
Exactly...Jenna on another hand,i want to rawdog her without protection.
faces are shopped/filtered to hell especially the girls
I finally found that Arizona Dorm sextape, snoodbros holy fricking shit
OK anon
Just in time for the end of no nut November
I'll give it a chance since they put blink-182 in the trailer.
Who cares about that when there is new Sarah Gadon kino in 26 days!
calm down, AARP
This thread is like the 9/11 or Pearl Harbor of Snoodposting
have a nice day samegay
>This thread is like the 9/11 or Pearl Harbor of Snoodposting
And this pajeet is the osama bin laden
It's always been the trannies on Cinemaphile that seethe over Emma
Looks like we got another one ITT
>trannies
Rent free
BE A BOSS
I’m fricking hyped bros
is there a countdown?
Snoodbrothers what are your thoughts on the green dress?
Collarbone...
there's a collarbone thread on /s/ you sicko
What happened to her booba? Did they melt? Is it because she's getting self-conscious about her aging face and tries to lose weight? I guess the red dress was just very good at flaunting them.
Camera angles and outfits change a lot about a person. Some Anons are saying she's fat now.
Most anons are faceblind. Like how they thought Ever was a Milla's clone.
She was always a B cups at best
if my calculations are correct, and they often aren't, i'll be asleep when it releases.
if your calculations are correct i'll be releasing while you sleep
Why does she show her collarbone off so much? It's very lewd...
I've developed a pavlovian arousal response upon seeing zoomer legs
what an erotic sentence
SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
Is Family Switch out now?
might be? do any of us have netflix? i searched torrent sites but it's all incest porn
>none of us have netflix to check
on one and good but gadayum how will we know
>>none of us have netflix to check
I didn't know the anons in this thread are this based
SNOOD THE MOVIE
Gonna have to watch it sometime next week
Wtf where are the black people?
00:06:26
No mega or torrents yet ?
>
>Family.Switch.2023.1080p.WEB.h264-EDITH
That boy is cute asf.
Can someone make a youtube video compilation of all of Snood's scenes?
It's shit. I can't believe that Naughty Nine was better that this.
Oh wow Christmas came early