In real life, he's 5'7.

In real life, he's 5'7.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    literally me

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bane wasn't based

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    all this time he was just angry that batman was a lanklet

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather be 5'7 than the accursed 5'11, disgusting cusp void

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 5'10 and could beat the ever living frick out of all my friends I had. two of them were at least 6'3 and they were skinny chads and never touched me cause they knew I'd fricking kill them easily and I always got along better with them than anyone else. being under 6 feet is fine as long as you aren't 5'8 or under and just small

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >manlet rage

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Time to buy a motorcycle, cowboy boots and Oakleys, right?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You might be memeing but I believe you. Once saw a jacked manlet literally ragdoll a lanklet as if he's a feather.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's playing a role so it's okay.
    RDJ literally wears high heels

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's a big guy for you.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    5'6? holy shit that's pretty tall. 5'5 aint even short. 5'4 is encroaching manlet level tho

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Let's not forget closeted transexual Bautista wants to be Bane and he has a shot since WB is moronic and he's buddies with James Gunn the architect of the New DC israeliteniverse

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The old one was shit too

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >closeted transexual Bautista
      uwah

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thats the point of movies
    they pull you in and change reality
    only great directors can do this trick
    they're wizards in a sense

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      but you could tell in the movie he was an extreme manlet

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I thought he looked normal size

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how much did he have to roid to achieve this physique

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Guess how tall Frodo really was.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for you

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will never understand why they hired the manlet Tom Hardy to play Bane when Dave Batista exists. They had to use an insane amount of camera tricks to make Hardy look even equal height to Bale, when Bane is supposed tower a full foot above Batman.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hardy is an actual actor

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bane is not a homosexual

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Acting hard, or Hardy acting?

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shorter than a girl I fricked yesterday, KEK
    And she's tiny compared to me

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hey, that's the israeli dude from Peaky Blinders!

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    average manlet men is better fit for survival and better at fighting than average tall men. even the most powerful political leader of our time is manlet and he can beat anyone in fist fight including trump. Manlets has better reaction times than talk people.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      true. mcgregor can one shot any lanklet

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he's trying to make it to 6' by building up his traps that high

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he's flexing you moron

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's a big guy.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jones would have been perfect for Bane staking 6.11 ft at 350 lbs, but you know le Nolan too snobbish for strong characters.

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