In the era of capeshit, which new movies carry a wholesome christian message?
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In the era of capeshit, which new movies carry a wholesome christian message?
aberham linken vampire hunter
FPBP, completely unspoken kino on this board.
why does everyone post the edit of this image with broly's giant ass
It's a Hispanic meme and Cinemaphile is full of those things.
If this is a Hispanic meme maybe we should give them more credit.
>brazillian name clearly visible
have a nice day
Because the power of his ass is maximum
Every knee shall bow
Including his heinie?
well it makes me laugh my ass off for one
Because it destroys me every stupid time.
It's funnier that broly's giant ass gets humbled by Jesus
it's kino, altho I prefer the one w/ sneed edit on george floyd's neck.
wrong pic now I can't sneed
What a wonderful man he was. Taken from us too early, by Sneed's cheeks.
Because I never notice it the first time, and when I do, I lose my shit.
I can't sneed
Most capeshit started with a Christian message, superman is essentially american jesus
there's actually some really subtle references to this even today if you have a sharp eye and watch new media very closely
I totally missed that while watching, thanks for pointing it out.
glad i could help, friend
>superman is essentially american jesus
You can't go wrong with Anthony Burgess in the writers room. Certified Kino of the highest order from start to finish.
I still don' know why Broly is naked.
Daredevil and Man of Steel
captain america
Ironically it's MoS
BROLY CULO
Batman v Superman
Hacksaw Ridge
The Chosen (series)
The new Malick film probably
first Hellboy movie
Nolan movies generally seem to have marks of his Catholic upbringing in them
There are 3-19 separate jesus figures in history that were all combined into one person on top of a bunch of bullshit lies specifically written to fulfill old testament prophecies that they still failed to write properly because they were moronic.
Jesus was a single person, what was fabricated about his life and ministry was done by the hand of various follower factions after his crucifixion. You know. He's a legendary character.
There are, at the very least, 3 separate jesus figures according to actual historical records, because it was a popular name and there were literally hundreds of people going around pretending to be the messiah. There was never any one jesus, and stop pretending like you care about the actual facts you stupid braindead brainwashed moron.
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shut the frick up israelite
The most recent 'Jesus' figure lived in Columbus, Ohio in the 1970s.
No, I mean from that era alone. There are thousands of people who have claimed to be the messiah throughout all of history
Ok moron just revealing you for the anti-intellectual moron that you are. It angers me when moronic christians pretend like they care about the facts while cherrypicking and then call everything that disagrees with their nonsense a conspiracy.
>No, I mean from that era alone.
There's no proof that the years AD40 to AD1962 happened.
Oh god you're one of those...
Doesn't Goku have the power of a God though?
simon of cyrene seemed to not have a problem carrying it...
>heavy, huh?
No. Now hop on israelite boy
>cant carry your own cross
>force some random father to help you
do you think his kid made it home in once piece?
i don't think anywhere in Bible canon its stated that Jesuses cross was heavy. and didnt some people help him? normal humans
so whoever drew thks is a fricking moron.... i kean if they unironically believe in jesus i guess that already proved my point
Real Christ would not act like a smug c**t.
>wholesome christian message
There is nothing wholedome about something as egotistic as christianity.
Room, staring Brie Larson.
Doctor Strnage and The Multiverse of Mafness ("Broken every natural law" implies there are natural laws, like Sodpmy is bad, and sexual partners should remain exlusive)