In the summer of 69, shortly after kicking myself for not going to Woodstock, I dropped acid and listened to the Traffic album for sixteen hours...

“In the summer of ’69, shortly after kicking myself for not going to Woodstock, I dropped acid and listened to the Traffic album for sixteen hours.”
bros… who the frick listens to an album for sixteen hours straight?

Schizophrenic Conspiracy Theorist Shirt $21.68

Homeless People Are Sexy Shirt $21.68

Schizophrenic Conspiracy Theorist Shirt $21.68

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a hippie does in a made up story where they're trying to sound more deep than the other hippies

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Obviously she did

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People on acid. It's IN the quote.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In my experience acid doesn’t even last that long. It’s 10-12 hours max

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The comedown lasts for 24hrs+ and you get that aura/buzz which makes you feel over enlightened and thinking that your overanalyzation of (thing) is really deep.
        I recall doing mushrooms and watching planet earth (the nature doc series) and having tears in my eyes at the beauty of it all.
        Its a fleeting feeling.
        All this said,

        a hippie does in a made up story where they're trying to sound more deep than the other hippies

        is probably right

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you must've done some pretty shitty acid then

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty much everyone did back when albums still existed?

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    While working I sometimes get into a kick where I play single songs on repeat for many hours in a row
    >Poker Face (Gaga)
    >Burning Love (Elvis)
    >Right Now (Halen)
    >Paranoid Android
    Of special note is The Seer (album) by Swans. Not on repeat, but the only album I listened to over a three month period

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >van halen song with Sammy Hagar
      get some taste homeslice

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        van hagar rules
        deal with it dave

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who is this chick?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jessica Harper

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Suspiria Argento. Spanish porn queen, invented double vag (by accident).

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what do you mean by accident? she was doing double dp but the ass guy slipped and put it in the wrong wrong hole too?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the wife of the man who cancelled the sequel of Master and Commander

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She has two daughers by him, incredibly strong khazarian genes, they look adopted next to her.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          from what I read she came from a well-off family and grew up in the wealthiest suburb in chicago. is her israelite husband a film exec?
          >got married the same year as my parents
          >she had a kid at 40, my mom had me at 40
          lmao what a coincidence, didn’t think people usually waited that long

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It wasn't unheard of unless it was a first child, nor the medical miracle it basically is now. Yeah he's like mort from Family guy, owns the searchlights on the fox logo or some shit.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Kek now I’m trying to imagine the chick from Suspiria/Shock Treatment getting with Mort from Family Guy. At least it wasn’t a black dude I guess

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Woodstock was pretty shit according to boomers that actually went. Then the FOMO boomers blew it out of proportion.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >brought Suzy back as a ghost that speaks a few lines of german then promptly vanishes
    I know it’s unrelated but god I fricking hated the remake.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You have awful taste. It was an artistic masterpiece.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Posting this old gem

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit I remember this.
      Also: assuming Jess isn’t lying, she listened to this 24 times, meaning she had to flip the record 48 times.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >in the summer of ‘69
    Reminded me of the sweltering summer of ‘92 where they caught Kevin Nash in a frisky mood.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >there will never be another Woodstock
    Non boomer bros... it hurts

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They had a second one 30 years later in ‘99. Get ready for another in ‘29

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >who the frick listens to an album for sixteen hours straight?
    druggies

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bros… who the frick listens to an album for sixteen hours straight?
    Zoomers. It doesn't even need to be an album, can just be a song.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you now have to watch movies starring Jessica Harper for sixteen hours straight

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The first time I took a big dose of shrooms I watched Norm Macdonald clips on my tv for a couple hours. The visual simplification was tripping me out.

    The second time I pissed myself and stared at myself in the mirror for most of the trip.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Discerning anons only listen to Linkin Park “in the end”

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My family used to make the drive from Detroit to Escanaba, MI at christmastime and we'd listen to our cassette of The Black Album the entire way there.

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *