The woman is going to be "the next generation" Indiana Jones. The mutt will be her sidekick or something. Even though this shit was already done with Lara Croft.
>Indiana Jones 4 already was post WW2. Canonically this movie should take place in the 70s.
He'll take on George Lincoln Rockwell and the American Nazi Party. Who do you think they'll cast as Rockwell?
>'evil empire' was a reagan quote about russia, so 80s maybe
No way they use the Russians again. Critics trashed Crystal Skull for demonizing their beloved communist.
well the last one was already about aliens and they won't touch religion again because of the reddit audience
>Judaism, Hinduism, and Christianity are all simultaneously true and the supernatural forces of their respective faiths all actively influence the world >this is fine >ALIENS AND TIME TRAVEL? REEEEEEEEEEEE SO UNREALISTIC FRICKING DISNEY israeliteS ARHGHEHUIO;G;HOUEWAIO;HUGIOU;HEHIO;TGHIJO;A
>Judaism, Hinduism, and Christianity are all simultaneously true and the supernatural forces of their respective faiths all actively influence the world
have you not seen american gods?
believing in something makes it real.
gods are just manifestations of the mental energies and desires of people.
The old point and click game Fate of Atlantis blended ancient mythology and aliens together brilliantly. Will always be the real Indiana Jones IV to me.
Here's my take: >indy is retired/old/past his prime >visit from mixed race kid and old flame (who is now better at everything that indy used to be good at): "we need you to come back for one last job" >turns out the nazis have hidden a secret artifact to resurrect their empire of evil(tm) >indy, being an archeologist and having gone toe to toe with the nazis has unique expertise in the field >modern day nazis (possibly americans, the KKK, evil company or le rich man) are trying to find it too >indy heroically sacrifices himself to save mixedracekid >mixedracekid takes up mantle of indy
Didn’t read your prediction theories you painfully stupid RAT.
You know why? Because I don’t give a FRICK you homosexual.
I will go into Indy on opening night in a blissed out state having read ZERO fan theories on what will happen and how it will end. I will watch the events unfold right infront of me and I’m going to enjoy every second.
Take your re**it theory and shove it up your gay s*ylent butthole you stupid soft incel piece of shit lmfao
He’s obviously going to get a spunky female sidekick that’s better than him at everything. I can say this with full confidence without having a clue about the cast.
That was leaked over a year ago. Also there will be time travel and Indy will die, thus somehow making all of his triumphs, hers and he ceases to exist. He doesn't even die, he's erased from history.
>Indy will die
I fully realize that the people in charge these days have zero respect for anything that came before them, in fact they think that anything from the past is beneath them. That said, I had always hoped the final Indy outing would segue somehow into Old Indy from the Indiana Jones Chronicles, which is criminally ignored and forgotten. Maybe find out how he got the patch. Maybe see him start to try to tell someone a story from his journal. Things that might not confuse audiences unfamiliar with it since it would still come across as cute old man stuff, but a nice nod to the old show.
>Han Solo >Wolverine >Luke Skywalker >Iron Man >Princess Leia >James Bond
Time was, I would have thought there's no way they're killing off Indy, but now? Who knows.
It depends if they even think of that show as canon. Oh wait, I forgot these buttholes still wouldn't care. We're in the JJ age of Blow Up Vulcan Because It'll Look Cool!!!
>James Mangold is great and perfect for Indy >based gods mads and Thomas Kretschmann are Nazis >leaks sounded fine >Harrison Ford actually tried in Star Wars 7 and appears may want to retire with dignity
They are for real going to us nazis again, not making that up. It's a retreaded title that imbues the same meaning as "Raider of the Lost Ark" and even "The Temple of Doom", but it's more generic to predditors can spam "EMPIRE OF EVIL" at their political enemies.
Yes I do believe that Hollywood, big business, and government have teamed up.
[...]
No allegories this time, it's straight up set in 2018 during the Trump Presidency
>US President, who is orange tinted, is secretly working with the moon nazis in a bid to clean up the streets from crime >this is reddits worst fears realized
this is going to hit half a billion easily
>>US President, who is orange tinted, is secretly working with the moon nazis in a bid to clean up the streets from crime >>this is reddits worst fears realized
I really don’t care; I’ll never watch it so they could call it whatever it they want.
part time
Is that Indys son Mutt?
Take it you bastard you
wow this is not okay
bump
I’m gonna castrate you.
Suck my fat one homosexual.
doesn't that technically make *you* the gay? never understood this comeback.
what’s gayer, sucking a dick or getting your dick sucked?
sucking, but that doesn't take away from the fact that both are still gay if you're getting sucked off by a another man (this includes traps).
>sucking
I rest my case
>Phoebe Waller-Bridge
oh so it'll be shit then
Dude on the right looks like Robert Z'dar lol
Horse faced b***h will constantly berate indie for the entire runtime. guaranteed garbage.
That's how women are in every one of the movies
But they were pretty much all his love interests. Other than the Russian lady.
Indiana Jones and the Demographics of Doom
Herr Hitler, I've travelled back from a dark future.
Here are the Allied war plans as well as blueprints for an atomic bomb.
>Spooks...why'd it have to be spooks?" ·
won't need much make up for the guy in the middle to be made into a movie creature, good saving there
>Black person version of short round
I’ll pass, I don’t need to watch this.
>Indiana Jones realizes the real empire of evil was white men the whole time. Hands all of his clothes to PWB and jumps into the ant nest from KOTCS
>empire of evil
Disney?
Frick me, Ford still looking good.
Yeah he doesn't look bad for 80. Movie's still gonna suck though.
DIOS MIO LA CREATURA AMERICANA!
Is the kid gonna be his grandson or something? Or the "next generation"?
The woman is going to be "the next generation" Indiana Jones. The mutt will be her sidekick or something. Even though this shit was already done with Lara Croft.
This is elder abuse. Somebody needs to stick up for Harrison because it's clear that he's gone senile.
>le nazi bad
again
Indiana Jones 4 already was post WW2. Canonically this movie should take place in the 70s.
It takes place in the Iron Sky univers. That's the big twist
>Indiana Jones 4 already was post WW2. Canonically this movie should take place in the 70s.
He'll take on George Lincoln Rockwell and the American Nazi Party. Who do you think they'll cast as Rockwell?
Mel Gibson is the right choice but they’ll probably cast Paul Giamotti.
>70s
Is it going to be a homage to blaxploitation movies?
I know right indiana jones movies are LITERALLY white genocide!
No allegories this time, it's straight up set in 2018 during the Trump Presidency
'evil empire' was a Reagan quote about russia, so 80s maybe
>'evil empire' was a reagan quote about russia, so 80s maybe
No way they use the Russians again. Critics trashed Crystal Skull for demonizing their beloved communist.
more like
>WE HAVE TO GO BACK IN TIME TO STOP TRUMP! YOU, GENERIC BIPOC TRANS LADY, I NEED YOUR EXPERTISE CAUSE I'M A BUMBLING moron!
We've known for months now that it's about time travel to the Roman empire in Scotland
Indiana Jones vs the Brits
Last time I heard news about it, filming was halted cos everyone had fricking diahrea.
They’re not really doing time travel are they
well the last one was already about aliens and they won't touch religion again because of the reddit audience
>well the last one was already about aliens
Dimensional travelers, FTFY
>Judaism, Hinduism, and Christianity are all simultaneously true and the supernatural forces of their respective faiths all actively influence the world
>this is fine
>ALIENS AND TIME TRAVEL? REEEEEEEEEEEE SO UNREALISTIC FRICKING DISNEY israeliteS ARHGHEHUIO;G;HOUEWAIO;HUGIOU;HEHIO;TGHIJO;A
Reminder that Raiders is the only good movie
i never mentioned israelites and yes, aliens and time are not a good fit for a series that explores the supernatural aspects of religion.
>Judaism, Hinduism, and Christianity are all simultaneously true and the supernatural forces of their respective faiths all actively influence the world
have you not seen american gods?
believing in something makes it real.
gods are just manifestations of the mental energies and desires of people.
The old point and click game Fate of Atlantis blended ancient mythology and aliens together brilliantly. Will always be the real Indiana Jones IV to me.
>Myrmidons and Romans
We wuz Trojanz n sheeeeeiiii
das rite, anglogermcuck
It's obviosly a prologue/flashback scene following some greeks that have something to do with the artefact at hand
It's a flashback scene because Lawrence Kasdan's son is a shitty writer
no Short Round
no watch
>Indy moves one chair
>scumoftheearth.jpg
Huh?
He meant to name it slimeofhumanity.
Can old guys even run? I've never seen one do it.
No.
Tom Cruise is the only one
majestic
If old men could run they would be able to outrun death.
Rage Against the Machine doing the soundtrack I suppose.
Here's my take:
>indy is retired/old/past his prime
>visit from mixed race kid and old flame (who is now better at everything that indy used to be good at): "we need you to come back for one last job"
>turns out the nazis have hidden a secret artifact to resurrect their empire of evil(tm)
>indy, being an archeologist and having gone toe to toe with the nazis has unique expertise in the field
>modern day nazis (possibly americans, the KKK, evil company or le rich man) are trying to find it too
>indy heroically sacrifices himself to save mixedracekid
>mixedracekid takes up mantle of indy
Didn’t read your prediction theories you painfully stupid RAT.
You know why? Because I don’t give a FRICK you homosexual.
I will go into Indy on opening night in a blissed out state having read ZERO fan theories on what will happen and how it will end. I will watch the events unfold right infront of me and I’m going to enjoy every second.
Take your re**it theory and shove it up your gay s*ylent butthole you stupid soft incel piece of shit lmfao
>lmfao
>rumors are true the movie will be about Trump
based
>Empire of Evil
>by Disney
>And the Empire of Evil
Gee I'm sure this won't be about le evil orange man bad
So how are they gonna introduce modern politics for this movie?
Indy will realize museums are evil.
>Returns idol to the natives
>They sell it to rich white private collectors anyway for a bag of beef jerky or something equally moronic
He’s obviously going to get a spunky female sidekick that’s better than him at everything. I can say this with full confidence without having a clue about the cast.
That was leaked over a year ago. Also there will be time travel and Indy will die, thus somehow making all of his triumphs, hers and he ceases to exist. He doesn't even die, he's erased from history.
No way they'd have the balls for that. The fans would eat them up; heads would roll at the studio.
>No way they'd have the balls for that. The fans would eat them up; heads would roll at the studio.
Anon, can you take me back to 1994 with you?
>Indy will die
I fully realize that the people in charge these days have zero respect for anything that came before them, in fact they think that anything from the past is beneath them. That said, I had always hoped the final Indy outing would segue somehow into Old Indy from the Indiana Jones Chronicles, which is criminally ignored and forgotten. Maybe find out how he got the patch. Maybe see him start to try to tell someone a story from his journal. Things that might not confuse audiences unfamiliar with it since it would still come across as cute old man stuff, but a nice nod to the old show.
>Han Solo
>Wolverine
>Luke Skywalker
>Iron Man
>Princess Leia
>James Bond
Time was, I would have thought there's no way they're killing off Indy, but now? Who knows.
It depends if they even think of that show as canon. Oh wait, I forgot these buttholes still wouldn't care. We're in the JJ age of Blow Up Vulcan Because It'll Look Cool!!!
It's about an evil cabal that controls the media and the government, white christians.
Indiana Jones and the End of Evangelion
I'm more excite for Harrison Ford comedy tv series than SW and Indiana jones 5
Disney is the empire of evil.
What's the source on this leak? What happened to "Indiana Jones and the Order of Elysium"?
Thats one of the names
What do you mean "one of the names"? Which is the official title?
>Indiana Jones goes to the real world, dude
Empire of evil. You know they have multiple titles before they settle for one, right?
>James Mangold is great and perfect for Indy
>based gods mads and Thomas Kretschmann are Nazis
>leaks sounded fine
>Harrison Ford actually tried in Star Wars 7 and appears may want to retire with dignity
I have a good feeling for this one
>Empire
Star Wars crossover confirmed.
What an Antisemitic title.
>Disney
It's gonna suck
Robert Rodriguez really is the biggest hack alive
What the frick should I be watching this? This looks prequel tier.
Sauce?
Bane?
It's a nice ass
For you
the source of that webm is The Boba Fett Show
>this is the new and spicy action scene I was talking about
>Female character is pale even though they live in a desert settlement
Is it impossible for Disney to apply some quality control on their products?
So I'm guessing white people are the villains?
They are for real going to us nazis again, not making that up. It's a retreaded title that imbues the same meaning as "Raider of the Lost Ark" and even "The Temple of Doom", but it's more generic to predditors can spam "EMPIRE OF EVIL" at their political enemies.
Yes I do believe that Hollywood, big business, and government have teamed up.
>US President, who is orange tinted, is secretly working with the moon nazis in a bid to clean up the streets from crime
>this is reddits worst fears realized
this is going to hit half a billion easily
>>US President, who is orange tinted, is secretly working with the moon nazis in a bid to clean up the streets from crime
>>this is reddits worst fears realized
lol'd hard 'cause it's true.
Please Indy 5 must be slice of life film solely about him being an old man professor. be strong enough to do what's right
That's a stupid title. Not much thought went into that one.
Usually, the title alludes to whatever the relic is (Ark, Temple, Crusade). This title alludes to an "Empire" which refers to people.
We already knew this would suck, but it's already an indication that Disney doesn't understand the franchise.
Yes and that empire of evil will be whi--eer Germans again.
Whoa, so instead of fighting Nazis, he's fighting the United States in this one? I'm sold!
Empire of Evil is a stupid title, but so is Temple of Doom.
Post yfw you understand that KATHLEEN KENNEDY oversaw the entire production of Indy 5.
>not the infernal machine or the lost city of atlantis
ITS LIKE YOU WANT TO FAIL
>Empire of Evil
so the antagonists are the Rothschilds?
Anyone else thinks Lao Che should be the villain? He never got his comeuppance in the movies.
fricking retire already
Is it true they’re making Chris Pratt the next Indy?
the next Indy is an ugly israeli woman