INDIANA JONES 5 PICTURE IN 1969

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the fact that he's wearing the same fucking outfit for decades

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think it makes sense when you realize he is a teacher 99% of the time. He only wears that jacket when he goes on a expedition every few years. Its not his daily wear.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's been done

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > same fucking outfit for decades
      The older he gets the more insecure they become about putting him in anything else. He should look like his father, it's the logical development, nice bow tied around the whole package. He was already wearing the stuffy professor outfit in the original movies when he's actually teaching.
      It's pathetic to see a geriatric man dressed up in his adventuring outfit like he never matured at all.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        mayochud hivemind lol how sad, how pathetic - will always laugh at magapede mayonnic scum such as yourselves

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate snakes on a plane

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yikes, even for a promo pic he looks like a ghoul.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you know he's 80 right?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Which is why they shouldn’t have him as the main character in an action adventure film

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah. And they’re trying to pass him off as an action hero.

          That's gerontophobia.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I dont fear 80yr old. I just hate them ruining things

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah. And they’re trying to pass him off as an action hero.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    69 heh heh

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why do they keep bringing him back? he already looked old and tired in Crystal Skull.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, but he doesnt too bad in OP´s pic, i wish they keep him as a suspense hero, not action herol, he should work with another support characters, but off course thah will not happen because whoever iswriting that is a fucking hack and will not even try to change a little bit the tone.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >George Lucas has no involvement
    Unironically a bad sign

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tries to whip something
    >dislocates his arm and shits himself

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't they just put him in as the aged wise man to pass on wisdom to the young new hero? This is just undignified

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because iconic characters are treated like toys these days. i.e. they will keep wearing the same clothes and doing the same shit until they die.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        At least he likes playing Indy. Not like Han Solo where he's just doing it out of spite.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >At least he likes playing Indy
          I think he just likes working with Spielberg

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No, he hates playing Han Solo because he thinks Star Wars is childish and he isn't the main character.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I didn't say anything about SW but I don't know if he actually enjoys Indy either.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If he didn't enjoy it he wouldn't be lining up to play him again and again.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because iconic characters are treated like toys these days. i.e. they will keep wearing the same clothes and doing the same shit until they die.

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      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's fake

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Doomcock
          It’s pretty funny how much a somewhat successful YouTuber with only a few hundred thousand subscribers is getting under the skin of Hollywood bigwigs. It’s fucking embarrassing. It’s like being a top athlete and getting mad at those fan channels criticising you.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The degree to which a lot of these people are just not used to being criticised and can't deal with it is pretty funny. Anyone should be able to deal with a few hecklers. This is really basic stuff.
            But I guess if you always went to nice schools, and you rose up through the ranks of society, got a nice job in Hollywood, and you have all of the "right" opinions, and are only surrounded by people who have the "right" opinions, and then one day some nobody walks right up to you and calls you a gay retard, how do you even handle that?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This only convinces me further that he’s getting replaced.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't believe it before but if they're denying Cinemaphile posts on twitter I do believe it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >No one will ever replace Jones
          This guy is such a disgusting bigot, why does he hate women so much? It's time for a woman Indiana Jones, why does he project his toxic masculinity on us?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There's something very familiar about all this

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        too stupid to be real

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A passing of the torch is dumb in the context of Indiana Jones. There's no great Indiana Jones universe or lore that's worth carrying on. Indiana Jones is a franchise about firstly Indiana Jones as a character, and secondly that whole crazy period of archaeology where you could still get away with going into a country, blowing things up with dynamite, and looting treasure, and the rest of the world was still strange and exotic.

      What they actually should have done is recast Indiana Jones with someone like Brendan Fraser in the 90's, and established it as another James Bond style franchise.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hey at least you have the Mummy 1/2 and National Treasure to enjoy on that subgenre

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Chris Pratt would be Indy now

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >There's no great Indiana Jones universe
        That's where you're wrong bucko.
        >that whole crazy period of archaeology where you could still get away with going into a country, blowing things up with dynamite, and looting treasure
        Indy's actually in the wrong era for that too, it's more a late 1800s thing with gentleman scholars. The adventure serials really just capitalized on an already old fad (egyptomania), and Indiana Jones is an echo of that.

        You're right in as much as the idea of Indiana Jones is time gated and becomes increasingly ludicrous the closer to modern day you put it, which is what you're forced to do with a passing of the torch canon.
        Not that it's impossible to continue the adventure movies but if you modernize it for the 70s and beyond you have to drift into shit like the bermuda triangle and bigfoot and other memes of that era. Hunting a christian relic in the killing fields of Cambodia would be a pretty direct adaptation of the Indiana Jones formula so far but clearly it doesn't go over that well in a modern setting.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They thought they were too good to continue with a different cast and crew like some James Bond. And now they're paying the price. They missed the opportunity and now they're trying to fight time. Either treat the movies as a homage to the 30s serials and end on three or turn it into a long lasting franchise like Bond. They chose the worst possible option.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You just know the cgi in this movie is going to be beyond full retard.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >1969
    Tripping balls here

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wow what a theme appropriate promo photo.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just write an old man Clint script for him instead of having him swing around and jump from walls looking all silly

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Be the Lucasfilms shill
    >Make an Indiana Jones 5 general
    >Immediately post about Indiana Jones 5 outside the general
    I am going to enjoy watching Lucasfilms squirm after this flops.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'm going to watch it. maybe even in theaters. i watched kingdom of crystal skull in theaters

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >FUCK YOUR COSTUME I'M WEARING THIS OR I'M NOT DOING IT

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do people really wear the same outfit for 40 years?

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If they weren't retarded cowards, they would have updated the look so even if he still has the hat, the attire resembles something more like a professor in tweed - bit like his dad in Last Crusade. Having him wear the exact same shit makes him across as a sad, deluded old fuck

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    80 years old with hundreds of millions of dollars, why is he still doing this shit?

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