There's a pattern here:
Shit sequels kill off their legacy characters:
Han dies in Force Awakens
Luke dies in Last Jedi
Leia dies in Rise of Skywalker
Bond dies in No Time To Die
Flynn dies in Tron Legacy
Indy dies in Indiana Jones 5
Good Sequels confirm they're a badass:
Mad Max: Fury Road
Top Gun: Maverick
Blade Runner: 2049
Indiana Jones: Crystal Skull (Cause Spielberg isn't a moron)
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I wish he died at 4 so we wouldn't have to face this Disney-owned now travesty.
I wish you died at 4, so we wouldn't have to argue with morons like you.
>Br2049
>good sequel
>It is, cope harder homosexual
Pleb.
It doesn't insult or ruin anything the original movie did
You don’t belong here, outsider.
Why did they even consider making a film that looked like it was setting up Shia? Shia is a good character actor but what makes franchises think he is a leading man?
>Shia has a tiny head, no jaw/chin, big nose, small frame and very small height
Anon, all casting decisions that seem inexplicable are just israelites doing favors for members of the tribe
>Why would a funny-looking manlet like LeBouf be shilled as an action star?
He's israeli.
>Why was Alden Ehrenreich suddenly a thing for a while?
israeli
>How does Miles Teller get leading roles in multiple A-list blockbusters while being short and kinda goofy-looking?
He's israeli
Hell, you can go back decades and the answer's still the same
>Why did Dustin Hoffman
israeli
Just found your own movie industry then.
Back then the Michael Cera type was being pushed as leading. They still kind of do with the fast talking "I can't stop over explaining things" style of conversation.
>mfw you'll never get to see all of the deleted scenes of 2049
I think this is more down to people not being able to make a send off film without the character dying. Indiana Jones 3 had a good ending but since Indy was still alive they made another one, and another one. I mean Patrick Stewart basically confirmed this when he was asked what the point of Star Trek: Picard was answered saying "well he's still alive".
Last Crusade would've been the perfect stopping point.
The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles was such a fantastic series. It's odd not many people know about it.
its a great tv show, educational, entertaining it should get more recognition, it bothers me that it dont
the one episode where Ford made a cameo in was sweet
who doesn’t know about it? not everyone is a moronic zoomer who only talks to other moronic zoomers
Best Indy.
>b-but indy wears a leather jacket and carries a bag over his shoulder!!!!
>Disney owns Indiana Jones now
Indy died already. Imagine giving a shit about it now when bloodthirsty Rat owns it.
He already has an established death date by the way and this takes place quite a bit before that
Well
One, Disney doesn't give a frick about pre-owned lore (expl. Star Wars)
and
Two, the movie has time travel so they'll undo it and kill him.
>He already has an established death date
What is it?
>It's a Disney movie
If you don't know how they work by now you never will. Anything made by the big studios have had their soul ripped out of the film for international releases. Everything is made to be sold to the lowest common consumer with enough "callbacks" to satiate the writhing masses.
>LOOK ITS BLIP BLORP FROM THE CHILDRENS SHOW IRL! CLAP!
>THEY SAID THE LINE! MAKE A 2 HOUR LONG VIDEO ESSAY ABOUT THE HIDDEN GENIUS OF THIS COMMERCIAL FRANCHISE!
>THEY MADE A WHITE CARTOON CHARACTER INTO A BALD DEMONIC BLACK WOMAN! IF YOU QUESTION IT YOU DESERVE TO LOSE YOUR JOB. IF YOU RANT ABOUT IT ONLINE, WE'LL WRITE ARTICLES ABOUT IT.
Just stop watching (hate watching counts) shit you don't like and act indifferent to it. Delete reddit and Instagram and own your words on a blog. Don't be a homosexual. Ascend.
Who the frick watched br2049 and crystal skull and came away thinking Harrison Ford was a badass? They're not intentional assassinations like the others though
>good sequel
>crystal skull
Never post again.
Ford needs to actually die for us to get another good movie with a fresh actor.
>Bond dies in No Time To Die
>Craig
>Bond
>Mad Max: Fury Road
>Top Gun: Maverick
>Blade Runner: 2049
>Indiana Jones: Crystal Skull (Cause Spielberg isn't a moron)
All those are bad, lmao
You forgot Terminator Dark Fate, but I don’t blame you.
Who dies in the matrix sequels? I can't remember.
Neo, Trinity, and Smith die in 3 but they're resurrected in 4. Morpheus also dies but that's in the now offline rpg.
No Time to Die killed Bond AND confirmed him as a badass
Harrison ford is tired and finishing it off, it isn't that serious, besides it is clear he hates acting now
>Indiana Jones is old so he has to die
Welcome to the Disney agenda.
anon, old people dying is normal
he rode into the sunset in the end of parg 3, that was quite clearly the end of the series. anything after that is simply non canon.
muttbros, we won
I'd unironically prefer Lucas's original idea of Natalie Portman playing Indiana's daughter. It was fricking sad that a Chad like Indiana Jones had a wimpy homosexual son like Shia LaDouche
nothing about this movie sounds good
literally just can it
This movie will be that scene from Irishman. You know the one
Would Mangold give him the Logan treatment?
Logan was good though.
Die Hard 5 was pretty shit and John McClane survived it. That being said you're right for most movies, killing off beloved characters and replacing them with shit is a pretty terrible formula that way, way to many studios seem to love using.
>Indy dies in Indiana Jones 5
Do we know this for certain or are we just assuming based on nuLucasfilm track record?
Last Crusade was about all 3 (Lucas, Speilberg,Ford) putting the myth to rest.
Part 4 was about Lucas & Speilberg saying their peace about the series and bowing out
Part 5 will be about Ford saying his peace and bowing out
The official end was part 3
leia only died because she died irl...
Who could have seen that coming?
>It's a legacy white male character passes the torch, steps aside, and humbly makes room for a young (black) female successor - episode.
this canonical pedophile deserved to die younger
Already dead as far as I'm concerned.
Indiana Jones 5 needs to be him shopping in a grocery store and arguing over saving stamps or some shit they had back in the '60s and then having a heart attack and dying but nobody knows what to do because CPR hasn't been invented yet. Then a Nazi shows up and he comes back to life just long enough to beat him up. Then he dies again.
Harrison Ford only accepts offers for sequels if his character dies in them since the 00s.
Sabrina sequel where he gets nuked but only has bar fridge made of plastic and aluminium when?
Was Tron Legacy bad?
It looked pretty nice stylistically, but it was a pretty meh story about some hippie homosexual.
It had a cute waifu
True. I forgot to mention that.
Indiana Jones: Crystal Skull is utter trash tho.
>Flynn dies in Tron Legacy
He doesn't die