*inhales*. ................. AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*inhales*

.................

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FIGHT? ON A FARM?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I grew up with 6 brothers

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    does superman actually require oxygen?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      no

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      he can use the sun instead of oxygen. he can hang out in space as long as the sun is shining on him.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        superman is a plant?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            blessed image

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nigg-

    *inhales*

    EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate bitches screaming. OP’s pic is exactly why I won’t see this movie.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I hate bitches screaming
      This. They always seem to think it comes off as "strong" and "badass" and "warrior vibes", but when their little scrunched-up faces and high voices just look/sound like a child throwing a temper tantrum, it comes off more like a little brother throwing a fit because he's not allowed to play Nintendo.
      Bonus points for when it involves some kind of undefeatable super-power, so that they literally defeat all their enemies through childish screaming instead of actually doing anything (just like how they think it works IRL).

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Bonus points for when it involves some kind of undefeatable super-power, so that they literally defeat all their enemies through childish screaming instead of actually doing anything (just like how they think it works IRL).
        Would it make you feel better knowing that Zod kills her? thousands of times

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >replacing Henry Cavill with a woman, specifically this woman
    Lmfaoooooooooooooo

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's going to be impossible to talk about this film here. The film goes out if its way to suggest how great Superman is and that Supergirl is a shitter in comparison

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's going to be impossible to talk about this film here.
        Good, fuck this film; I hope the film crashes and burns. Growing up I was the gayest little child for batman and starwars. They’ve taken everything from me, I don’t care anymore.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          What is it about the film that bothers you specifically?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ezra Miller, his sultry lips and perky ass make me feel things inside
            Also he's a criminal

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              You know he was never actually charged for any of the more outlandish claims right?
              You can hate him for starting fights and being a general weirdo but I think you're a smarter guy than to believe he was starting cults and on the run from the cops even though he was filing reshoots for Flash.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You know he was never actually charged for any of the more outlandish claims right?
                >Gets charged with felony breaking and entering because his mentally unstable millionaire ass quite literally wanted to steal their booze
                >doesn’t even get a slap on the wrist for it because israeli nepotism
                Seriously consider killing yourself

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                You just proved his point about this entire thing being "outlandish" dumbass
                >He was charged with misdemeanor unlawful trespass, not B&E
                >The plea deal was supported by the dude he stole from
                >Who was literally a friend of the family for 18 years
                >Ezra took wine from his unlocked house because he had in the past
                Has nothing to do with "nepotism" - he's an asshole but it was just an overblown nothingburger that would have had the same outcome no matter who he was because of the details of the case
                That was predicted by prosecutors very early on if you actually researched

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The plea deal was supported by the dude he stole from
                Yes because millionaires and an honest to god movie studio paying you fuck off money is something you say no to
                You’re an insufferable kike aren’t you? It’s the only way you’d justify Ezra Miller and his delusional psychotic behavior

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Now do the child kidnapping…I’ll wait

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Now you do it, where's the police report or arrest or affidavit or missing persons report or literally anything legally related to it?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Complete silence as expected

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's so annoying
                I know Ezra is a homosexual but the level of blatant bullshit being spread about him is kind of wild/unprecedented
                The kidnapping is about as real as if I came on Cinemaphile and declared "Anon has been kidnapped" because that's really all the parents did (and tried and failed to put their adult daughter into a conservatorship)

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                People would rather keep believing a lie than admit they were wrong. And I agree with you that Ezra is a homosexual

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Personally this film is the least egregious, I just think it’s the tipping point. DC has been laughable clowns for over a decade and ever since iron man and Disney have just been playing catch up while getting embarrassed every single time, even though in my biased opinion DC has more compelling stories and characters. WB tossing Depp aside while standing by an actual schizophrenic lunatic like Ezra, even though they had no choice financially but to keep him was it for me.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              When WB fired Depp he has been found guilty in the British courts so I see why they did it. He should have been rehired for something since though

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Depp was accused in 2016, Warner kept him on their payroll for 4 entire years until finally firing him for losing The Sun case

              What was proven against Ezra that warrants being fired?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Except nothing was proven against Depp

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Aquaman, Wonder Woman and Shazam were failures?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Adam West is now a more believable Batman. Not because of how much he gives a damn, but because it takes less suspension of disbelief for me to believe in Adam West's world.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Roseanne got her show taken away for calling a politician ugly
            Here, an actor can kidnap and rape kids and run from the cops for a year then show up for the red carpet premiere and its all good because he's in the small hat tribe

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Roseanne
              fat, ugly, irrelevant

              >Ezra
              fit, beautiful, lives rent-free in your mind

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                no its because hes a israelite

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can replace Cavill with a plank of wood and still be an improvement.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Should have been a blue bde cutie like the comic

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Blonde*

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    AY AY AYYYYYYYYY

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminds me of how xbox advertises all their games with women screaming like this.

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hey guys we’re making a multiverse movie but definitely not copying Marvel. We need a cool tagline and we’re paying you 5m to create it, do your best!

    >Hey! We came up with “Worlds Collide”
    Lmfaoooooooo. Women and beta males have destroyed the entertainment industry and society in general.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The movie has been in production since 2017

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Your point?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          The multiverse idea was before Marvel

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Indeed, however they have tried to replicate the MCU at every step and failed when they have characters that were much more well known 15+ years ago. They have failed to replicate what Marvel have every single step of the way. It’s actually quite pathetic they’re still trying to salvage something from their failure.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              WB will always have butterfingers when it comes to anything related to DC. Anything great they've ever made is purely by accident where the film directors had mostly free reign since the exec's had already considered the movie a bust.
              Even before trying to make a interconnected universe like the MCU they were cranking out shit like Catwoman, Green Lantern, and Jonah Hex where the executives fully were interfering in an attempt to chase an ever bigger audience.
              Once the MCU got big they wanted an interconnected movie universe just like it but they didnt want to really build upon all the characters so essentially they went from Ironman to Avengers in under 3 movies.
              On another note theyve wanted to make a Lobo movie since the mid to late 90s but cant stand the idea of doing an over the top R rated movie, theyve shit canned multiple scripts over the years and a ps2 game. Last attempt was when they rebooted the character into a more edgy teenager type and WB had an entire script written up using that version that was completely shit.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            DC didn't invent multiverse shit retard, its been a concept since Greek mythology

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm not saying they invented it, just saying that the idea to do a film about it came before Marvel

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              How so, Anon?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            lmao no Flashpoint story is about alternate timeline, not cameo fest.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            nobody cares. everyone saw marvel do it twice already.
            therefore in the eyes off the masses dc is copying marvel

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        And you're dumb enough to believe that all the multiverse Marvel movies that came out in that time span didn't influence this at all.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Keaton signed on to the movie long before No Way Home or any Marvel multiverse movie even released their trailers

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's why I'm going to go to his house and kill him tonight.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        so snyder is responsible for this abomination. snydercucks in shambles

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Snyder is responsible for casting Ezra in the first place but now with Flash over we're past the point of his involvement. No matter what happens with DC now, be it success or failure, has nothing to do with him.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Seething

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love mobile schizo posters who cant even bother to use a real image. They just take a shitty screenshot and whine about whatever sets them off for the day and they obsess over until one of the media people they follow set them off on another thought they cant think for themselves

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >screenshot taken from IMDB
        >some homosexual comes alone and defends this monstrosity where the main actor is a mentally ill tranny rapist and superman is replaced with a woman
        The absolute state

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Superman is replaced by a woman
          She's fucking dead and there's another Superman movie already in production

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          You do know that IMDB has user uploaded images, right?
          >Superman is replaced by a woman
          It reboots everything and they're no longer making DCEU films related to the Snyderverse anymore

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Too late. The DCEU is too tarnished at this stage and nobody gives a shit about any of their characters. James Gunn isn’t going to make a slight bit off difference. You can’t just make shit movies and botch the Justice League then pretend like it never happened.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >“Worlds Collide”
      Did they really? Wow. That's exactly the name of this unironic masterpiece.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Flashpoint was done way before in the comics before the MCU dabbled in multiverse plotlines.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Flashpoint
        Try Flash of Two worlds that came out before Spider-Man even existed

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dead Man Running.

      Flash 2023.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Please tell me this is in it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsV500W4BHU

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      AAAHHBH

      WHAT DID YOU DOOOOOO

      When will they realise that shitskins aren't believable and protagonists and villains?

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    WE ARE ALL

    SUPER PEOPLE

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >manlet tries to enter the online dating scene

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >wombyn power = super nagging
      Interesting self-report.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      AAAHHBH

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Improved!

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fat.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Slampig*

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to cumflate her tomboy womb and watch her tits grow and lactate as she carries my children.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      not sure if following you on that, pal

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Huh?

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think she's hot

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    15 year old Chilean boy

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rawr.

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZOR
    ....
    IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR
    SHOOP DA WHOOP!

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I will now watch your movie.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hmmm.... breasts.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Booba

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh my god.. I get it..

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      BUILT for BWC.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      CИCЯ

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I will now see your movie

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      PUTA

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It wasn't good.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      The Batman came out just last year though anon

      hey retards stop fucking replying to mass reply spammers

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't tell me what to do cunt.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          have sex

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            No.

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    The Batman came out just last year though anon

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    GOYSLOP
    O
    Y
    S
    L
    O
    P

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is she hot or not?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      sort of in an average way

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      she'd be hotter with a penis

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      hmm

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no pit hair

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dat grain

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      No

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      bitch needs some burgers

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  22. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the wymins power is.... le screaming!
    Gunn is so fucking useless. Can't believe Warner Brothers was retarded enough to ditch Snyder for this dreck.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure her power is the laser beams shooting out of her eyes, anon.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      retard

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gunn didn't make this

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        He orchestrated it.

  23. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      maybe a combo of timmy + selena

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hot in a plain way.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      DAMN Timothy's Callousedmeat looks like THAT!? No wonder he's the lead DUNC.

  24. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    The only mass reply poster I've ever agreed with

  25. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    What did she mean by this?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH" presumably

  26. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your typical SJW when you try to mansplain to them.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you over 70 years old sir?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, what's your point?

  27. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >See posts for months how she will replace Superman and Zod will job to her
    > Zod kills her thousands of times no matter what Flash tries

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whoa, shitposts aren't real???

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      pretty much every single thing you've read about this movie or its actors is a lie
      I've never seen one movie get so many people so dedicated to spreading bullshit about it

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Reminder that Zack Snyder movies are tremendously popular in South Asia and 1 in 5 people from Earth are from South Asia.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cinemaphile made up a scenario to get mad at? No way!

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's pretty disappointing how easily she goes out compared to clark.

  28. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tomboi latinas are pure sex

  29. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tiddies!

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      mm

  30. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  31. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    So does she stay as Supergirl by the end of the film or what

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      See

      >See posts for months how she will replace Superman and Zod will job to her
      > Zod kills her thousands of times no matter what Flash tries

  32. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's a woman

  33. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT DID YOU DOOOOOO

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was unprepared for his attack *towowowowowow* I instinctively used..... THE VULCAN DEATH GRIP

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        TOS is underrated indeed.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      did they do only one take, or is this the extent of her acting?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a greenscreen movie

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      did they do only one take, or is this the extent of her acting?

      No, she really can't act. I mean she's a soap opera actress who somehow got hired to be in one of the biggest movies of the year
      https://twitter.com/Aris_Multiverse/status/1666331581114449920

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is a special effects shot, why isn't it a clip of her acting in whatever soap opera?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because she can't even deliver one word without sounding monotone as fuck

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Shouldn't this be evident from an extended scene of acting from said soap operas instead of a CG action scene?

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sure sounds good, you know where YouTube is

  34. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    she’s angry

  35. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine wasting your time to watch this infantile garbage

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      what are you doing instead that's so fuckin important?

  36. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    does going aaa make the eye lasers stronger or something
    did superman ever go aaa in the comics

  37. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    How come every female superheros power is..screaming?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Retard 110IQ writers think it's le h*ckin profound to have a woman defeat men with her voice.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        110 is an above avg iq tho

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Her power is laser eyes, genius

  38. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's a hell of a yawn.

  39. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >woman
    >screams
    every fuckign time

  40. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    here’s something you’ve never seen before: heat vision

  41. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Darla?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The black Shazam bitch.

      Meagan Good is probably the sexiest black actress ever.

  42. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let's get nuts!

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Batman: Walkable City

  43. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Somehow its not cringe when anime does it.

  44. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's ugly

  45. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    so this movie is gunna to suck, got it. I'll pir8 it and seed it on my works connection which is a backbone.

  46. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  47. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    IMMA FIRIN MAH' LAZER

  48. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    saw it in the kinoplex today.
    I was expecting it to be a lot worse.
    It's actually half decent.
    Super spic really isn't that important in regards to the movie as a whole.
    Zodd was a bit shit, Michael Shannon was right in what he said.
    It was good seeing keaton as batman again.
    The ending scene leaves an important question open to the future of batman.
    Ezra miller is a massive homosexual, but does a half decent job in this film.
    Wonder woman's only purpose is to show up the men and be perfect. gal gadot is an ugly kike.
    The scenes with barry and his mother are actually quite emotional.
    The CGI is absolute garbage throughout the film except towards the end where they must have hired white men to animate the supermen and super girl.
    Also seeing superman fighting that giant spider was kino as fuck and one hell of a callback.
    Black flash sucked, the twist sucked and is obvious from a mile off.
    Most of the jokes landed pretty well for me at least.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      is it true Ezra wears women's clothes in the movie?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        When he goes back to the past, There are 2 old folks walking past him, a man and a woman.
        He steals the man's pants and the woman's top.
        His mom calls him a homosexual and tells him to change his clothes in the next scene though.

  49. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's up with this my name is woman hear me nag trope?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally one of these is an example of "hear me roar". One.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I see 4

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Do you? What's the context for the four clips?

  50. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    holy fucking shit this was bad
    my bar for superhero flicks is already extremely low
    but this? this is green lantern tier
    all i could think after about 30 minutes was that Scorsese was fucking right

  51. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do female characters always scream?

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