He’s an actor he’s being dripfed propecia he’s not going to bald
They never bald anymore, when was the last time an actor went prematurely bald? They all start taking it in their 20s and never stop.
Would be a based casting choice if true. He has the charisma to pull off a more lighthearted take on Batman. A bit older than expected though. There would be a substantial age gap between Superman and Batman.
Also >Source: your ass
It’s blue and gray. But did you know Flash was the second time we’ve seen a blue bat suit? Cloonbats was the first. It was monochrome blue, though. Only blue. It must have been very upsetting for you
>Why are zoomies so obsessed with hairlines?
I wonder about this myself. The past 5 years or so I keep hearing young white men obsessing about hairlines. When I was a kid this was a black thing to worry about a perfectly straight line. Maybe these kids learned from blacks even though it doesnt apply to us. Lots of white folks got a widows peak like vegeta which you have your whole life. Doesnt always mean you go bald. It can stay like that til you die,
Could also be cause young men are going bald at 20 now and they are scared about it. A lot grow broccoli tops to hide it
Whites lose their hair more often and in todays hyper competitive sexual and dating market it’s a big deal to them. Zoomers aren’t competing with their immediate surroundings they’ve got to compete with literally everyone all at once all the time. It makes perfect sense they’d become intensely insecure about their looks.
Joker, Noel, Damned, and the other run by azzarello.
White knight and beyond.
All Star batman is the one from year one and tdk going nuts, very funny.
Knightfall and New 52 with endgame.
Just off the top of me knob
Danny O'Neil
Batman: Detective by Paul Dini
Len Wein
Steve Englehart
For more modern stuff:
Grant Morrison
Hush
The Black Mirror
Under the Red Hood
Court of Owls
Blue and grey suit is one of those things I always feel weirdly about, because it's obvious those colour choices were supposed to represent black in the old comics.
You're trying to get "retro cred", but you're kind of missing the intent of what was there in the first place.
Dark blue is better camouflage in the night than black. Everyone thinks black is the stealthy color, but it sticks out like a sore thumb because there's not really that much shit in nature that's black. The blue's a little too bright, absolutely, but his suit absolutely should be a dark blue instead of a black if they're going for a ninja/stealth thing. That's what they were doing in the past and it's only more recent incarnations that went more for intimidation.
Gray? You mean the other color of his suit? Yeah. The dark blue is better for the night sky, which is why it's his cape so it blends in better when gliding or observing from a high vantage point. Then he can just flip his cape back to show off the gray underneath when he gets low.
Took 8 hours and 4 minutes to finally submit this post but no, she's not dead. She escaped blackgate and was last seen with mad hatter, what happened after I'll leave to your imagination.
He already plays a DC live action character though. And they will bring him into the DCEU and make him leader of the Justice League, which will be rebranded as the Gustice League
Jake Gyllenhal should be Batman. I saw him in prisoners and he can definitely pull off a grumpy stoic character like Batman. He has the Wayne looks and is a good actor. It’s crazy that he isn’t talked more for the role.
If this is true I'm getting pretty frickin pissed at James Gunn's perfect casting. I'm a Snydergay and I just wanna pretend the new films don't exist. But now we already have Rachel Brosnahan making me hard perfectly cast as Lois. If we get Jon Hamm as Batman it's gonna make me watch these fricking movies.
I wonder if they'll adapt Bruce Wayne's backstory to include him dragging a frat pledge around by his testicles with a claw hammer to help Hamm get more immersed in the role?
Well I love Jon Hamm so I hope this is true
The guys 50, there is no chance this is happening
Perfect casting. Good job!
100% bullshit but I'd be down for this casting.
>baldman
He’s an actor he’s being dripfed propecia he’s not going to bald
They never bald anymore, when was the last time an actor went prematurely bald? They all start taking it in their 20s and never stop.
Would be a based casting choice if true. He has the charisma to pull off a more lighthearted take on Batman. A bit older than expected though. There would be a substantial age gap between Superman and Batman.
Also
>Source: your ass
Are we getting a kid Robin? Muschietti and Gunn seem into that kind of thing
Yes, they already said Jacob is reprising his role from the Harley Quinn cartoon
I would love to see that, to be honest.
No Canadian supers. Not gonna happen
Jesus Christ he’s hideous
It's not really blue
Shut the frick up
No
Do it. Stop talking
I won't, cry blue boy
It’s blue and gray. But did you know Flash was the second time we’ve seen a blue bat suit? Cloonbats was the first. It was monochrome blue, though. Only blue. It must have been very upsetting for you
This confirms that they’re planning on killing Bruce in a later movie to have Dick Grayson take over.
more like Brave and the Bald
Actors use hair systems anyway so not an issue
This is shopped right?
Why are zoomies so obsessed with hairlines?
>Why are zoomies so obsessed with hairlines?
I wonder about this myself. The past 5 years or so I keep hearing young white men obsessing about hairlines. When I was a kid this was a black thing to worry about a perfectly straight line. Maybe these kids learned from blacks even though it doesnt apply to us. Lots of white folks got a widows peak like vegeta which you have your whole life. Doesnt always mean you go bald. It can stay like that til you die,
Could also be cause young men are going bald at 20 now and they are scared about it. A lot grow broccoli tops to hide it
Because 98% of white men experience some degree of hair loss before 35. They’re all
They’re all what? Did you mention candlejack in another post or somethi-
Whites lose their hair more often and in todays hyper competitive sexual and dating market it’s a big deal to them. Zoomers aren’t competing with their immediate surroundings they’ve got to compete with literally everyone all at once all the time. It makes perfect sense they’d become intensely insecure about their looks.
Memes. Remember "just frick my shit up"?
>watching capeshit movie
>superhero has to get it on
I look like that hair-wise and I'm 25
What are some good Batman comics that aren't the obvious ones (year one, dark Knight returns, long Halloween, killing joke)?
Long Halloween. Oh wait. Uh. Did you read the Killing Joke
Batman vs. Elmer Fudd
for me it's
Joker, Noel, Damned, and the other run by azzarello.
White knight and beyond.
All Star batman is the one from year one and tdk going nuts, very funny.
Knightfall and New 52 with endgame.
Just off the top of me knob
When I was poking my head into Batman, I found Chuck Dixon's comics were always good. I think he's well regarded.
Danny O'Neil
Batman: Detective by Paul Dini
Len Wein
Steve Englehart
For more modern stuff:
Grant Morrison
Hush
The Black Mirror
Under the Red Hood
Court of Owls
The Batman version of A Christmas Carol, and "Joker's Asylum".
Check out Legends of the Dark Knight, also up until about issue 60 of shadow of the Bat(or whenever Alan Grant stops writing)
I like Broken City, by Azzarello and Risso from 100 Bullets. It's the perfect noir feel for a Batman detective story.
The man from Gotham wore the gray and blue.
Would be kino
This is cap
No, it’s deadass. Fr fr
Blue and grey suit is one of those things I always feel weirdly about, because it's obvious those colour choices were supposed to represent black in the old comics.
You're trying to get "retro cred", but you're kind of missing the intent of what was there in the first place.
It works well enough in a comic but might be odd in real life. Even West's suit was a much darker shade of blue.
The blue highlights in old comics is still meant to be black, but you would be hard pressed to argue that Denny O’Neil’s Batman wasn’t wearing blue
Dark blue is better camouflage in the night than black. Everyone thinks black is the stealthy color, but it sticks out like a sore thumb because there's not really that much shit in nature that's black. The blue's a little too bright, absolutely, but his suit absolutely should be a dark blue instead of a black if they're going for a ninja/stealth thing. That's what they were doing in the past and it's only more recent incarnations that went more for intimidation.
Isnt gray best in urban environments? Or is that some video game shjt
Gray? You mean the other color of his suit? Yeah. The dark blue is better for the night sky, which is why it's his cape so it blends in better when gliding or observing from a high vantage point. Then he can just flip his cape back to show off the gray underneath when he gets low.
>Jon Hamm
Somebody in his early 40s would work better to me, Tatum maybe ....
Hamm is even fatter than Affleck
>Eiza Gonzalez as Catwoman
>Jane Levy as Batgirl
>Dorra Zarrouk as Talia al Ghul
cast her
Sydney Sweeney
who b***h this is?
one of the jokers' many hoes
I never finished that b***h's story arc. She is a magician who transforms into a brown sweetie and a rabbit.She died?
Took 8 hours and 4 minutes to finally submit this post but no, she's not dead. She escaped blackgate and was last seen with mad hatter, what happened after I'll leave to your imagination.
>cast her
Sarah Gadon
I appreciate the new Harley Quinn cartoon for showing her feet a lot.
Did they cast Robin yet? They said Robin is in this, right? And if it’s Damian he can’t be black unless Batman is
Who would be your choice?
Christian Convery is my choice for everything
He already plays a DC live action character though. And they will bring him into the DCEU and make him leader of the Justice League, which will be rebranded as the Gustice League
>He already plays a DC live action character though.
That doesn't count. Also irrelevant whether or not he does. Didn't they want Jason Momoa as Lobo?
He’s always having adventures. His life seems really fun
They didn't cast anyone for the Batman movie, and they won't for at least another year unless they're going to show up in Superman.
Wait, is this going to be an animated or live action movie?
Jake Gyllenhal should be Batman. I saw him in prisoners and he can definitely pull off a grumpy stoic character like Batman. He has the Wayne looks and is a good actor. It’s crazy that he isn’t talked more for the role.
What do Jon Hamm, Jake Gyllenhaal and Robert Pattinson all have in common?
>What do Jon Hamm, Jake Gyllenhaal and Robert Pattinson all have in common?
OH I KNOW THIS!
>What do Jon Hamm, Jake Gyllenhaal and Robert Pattinson all have in common?
They've all played Sarah Gadon's love interest!
Who do you guys think Sarah Gadon liked working with more?
>capeshit
have a nice day
>but it's true
have a nice day harder
Why have they cast an old Batman but a young Superman?
If this is true I'm getting pretty frickin pissed at James Gunn's perfect casting. I'm a Snydergay and I just wanna pretend the new films don't exist. But now we already have Rachel Brosnahan making me hard perfectly cast as Lois. If we get Jon Hamm as Batman it's gonna make me watch these fricking movies.
Ham comes off like a goofy poof
Hamm is past his expiration date. Hoping for Jensen Ackles.
I wonder if they'll adapt Bruce Wayne's backstory to include him dragging a frat pledge around by his testicles with a claw hammer to help Hamm get more immersed in the role?
>baldman
yeah sure
>why would you *choose* to fight crime
I literally just yelled KINOOOOOOOOO at the top of my lungs