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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >when you take roids to hide your alcoholic gut

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you mean he drinks alcohol to hide his top 99.999 percentile ab generics (natty). It’s called humility.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Absolutely based drinkchad

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        top kek

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sam Hyde is autistic, he doesn't drink at all. He's obviously intentionally taking a bad photo pushing his gut out.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ok

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I like his stuff and im not shilling drinking, but it is something he's said repeatedly. He's an interesting guy, seems kind of social but isn't into drinking at all.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >kicked off tv because he couldnt hide his powerlevel

    sad

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he always says this but there are multiple videos of him drinking beer and if anyone ever brings that up he says something to the effect of that hes never actually been drunk hes just had alcohol

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Got a link? I've seen him smoke weed, but never drink.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            In his hydewars women stories special he drinks champagne from the bottle for a bit
            In one or two of the new podcasts he does with Nick he drinks a beer with him
            >link
            You'll either need to search youtube or become his paypig for a while, he finally caught on to the free podcastaddict link and shut it down

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I've watched every PGL with Nick. He pounds water and weird kombucha shit, he doesn't ever drink a beer with him.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Oh you've watched his podcast? So you know him on a 24/7/365 basis now?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He is a comedian, they always lie

          He is a stoner drunk who battles it with cardio but he also hates stoners

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he does drink

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He probably smokes too. This is why I still defend the guy, because he DOES know his fan base and knows that weed is the fricking last thing they need in their life.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            he just wants your money dude, he doesn't give a shit about you
            he's a textbook sociopath

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yup, he smokes pot on the sidewalk in his version of the idubbbz doc he put out.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              thats not weed moron holy shit

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What is it? It looks like a joint and gets passed around to everyone. Do you and your boyfriend smoke tobacco like that?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He had to troll a israelite from buzzfeed like hitting a hornets nest instead of stings it's lies from "news outlets" clearly he didn't put hidden nazi messages in the show but his antics for trolling never stopped. He's autistic to this fault.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Wasn't the buzzfeed guy trying to write a hitpiece anyway? Do you think the outcome would have been different if Sam had been nice to him?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm convinced the original version was israelites Rule!, double entendre implied, and someone made him change it.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically the ideal male body. Pure BVLL power

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >talks about how much he hates pedos but uses his eceleb status to frick underage fan girls and do weird BDSM shit with them like break their nose, degenerate
      >rich from crypto but pretends to be broke to grift his fans
      >tells his fans to not get any hobbies and work a shitty trade 18 hours a day to afford his paywall shit
      >stole all his material from Cinemaphile/autoadmit/mypostingcareer humor and never got any new material, it’s always "dude I am a millennial that thought I could be anything so I went to art school, lol, everything is pozzed, ahahahaa" with no other jokes
      >injects himself with steroids but only made himself bald and look like a fat bloated israelite, how the frick do you inject steroids and look like you have no muscle mass whatsoever because you are fat and never go to the gym

      Dude is a massive sociopathic homosexual grifting his moronic fans, all the old MDE fans moved on and the only people remaining are literal zoomer teenagers from youtube that spout Cinemaphile memes

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Don't care, still love Sam Hyde and think he's funny

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          spotted the troon

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            it's very weird to say I'm a troony when I say I like Sam Hyde

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              the troony Sam got face fricked by liked him as well

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >t. ranny who likes sam hyde

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Funny him saying this after he was b***hing that fans weren't paypigging enough to make wp2. He's just a homosexual now really. Hangs with Stank gaygle and reported charls to the irs. Hes like a gay Manson for burnout young boys

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >reported charls to the irs.

              explain

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit a jpeg!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Doctor Manslave is still a work of art. I wish Charls would create again.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          based satanic manslave enjoyer

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Incel

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ohnonono hydecelsbros!?!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The last time I posted this a few years back some Hyde shills chimped out at me and called me a liar, but anyway I'll share this.

        I live in New England. Living in New England it's not uncommon to know somone who knows or has met Sam. My friends older sister attended RISD with Sam and frequently described him as a "creepy weirdo". Sam's arc is very much like the fall of Icarus. His rise to fame was similar to a lot of other internet memers like Derek Comedy, The Lonely Island, Commedus Interruptus (Kyle Mooney, Beck Beckett), Tim and Eric, Royland, Harmon etc. He posted a lot on here which influenced MDE quite a lot. We all know the troony story and his appearance on the HWNDU Livestream hanging out with Brittany Venti and that whole cringe crew. Sam had an opportunity to really expand his audience with Charls and Nick. Getting World Peace was a big break for them. Unfortunately Sam couldn't resist memeing which caused Brett Gelman to freak out trying to get the show canceled, which it did. Sam blamed Tim Hediecker in a now famous phone call, despite Tim doing nothing, where he whines about health insurance. It's a shame that Nick and Charls took the fall because of Sam. I don't blame Charls for distancing himself from Sam after that. Now after all the roids and MGTOW posting Sam has grown into an overweight balding shell of his former self and he's lucky he has Paypigs to keep him afloat. It's a shame since WP had so many good bits. The first time I saw the sketchy with the wheelchair kid I fricking cried laughing. Sam will still be around doing his weird videos and I'm sure he has plenty of incels who will gladly pay him for mediocre content. Sam flew to close to the sun, his wings melted and now in 2022...

        He is forgotten

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          ?everyone knows this shit already i don't understand what you think you are revealing

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yeah I don’t really care about this personal life drama I just think he posts funny stuff

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You didn't share anything though. It's just a load of information everyone already knows.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >He is forgotten
          Clearly not, you just posted a whole novel about him.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        WEW LAD it’s been like 7 years and they are still posting this. Never seen such an obsession.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Grifting
        have a nice day homosexual

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        still mad sam railed evan instead of you eh troony?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Sam hyde fricked a troony
        Uhhhh based??

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          nick fuentes is jealous of him

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It’s okay to be a pedophile troony fricker when you make fun of israelites anon
        Lurk more

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          When was the last time Sam made fun of israelites? All the dude does these days is low effort podcasts carried by Nick where he bleeps out anything remotely offensive and he hasn't named the israelite in years.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >that time on PGL when Nick jovially tries to bring up israelite shit and Sam nervously shoots him down
            how the mighty have fallen
            it doesn't help that Sam is probably a israelite himself

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Eric Andre doesn't have a following of unhinged poltards nor is he mentioned as an inspiration in any mass shooting manifestos.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >all the old MDE fans moved on

        Correction, all the old MDE fans aged past 9 and stopped finding stupid cringe humour funny.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          moving on would be nice but sam pays morons to viral market poorly and it gets very annoying

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              The dude literally paid someone to make a Cinemaphile bot for him. I guess it didn't work out, instead he has his interns babysit threads like these (the ones that don't end up getting pruned because they are all off topic garbage) and keep them bumped.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Bingo, interns bump these threads. Btw I'm one of them.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You gays used the Lynchian Kafkaesque meme in the last podcast video, we know you trannies are here

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >the ones that don't end up getting pruned because they are all off topic garbage
                this is the most suspicious point. there's been multiple prunings tonight but this thread lives. has there been a janny exodus or a change in policy? we're about to archive...

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Sam is probably connected to one of the rotating mods here who clears all the reports (through Frank Hassle I imagine). Might even have had one of his interns signed up as a janny (who Im sure doesn't do anything).

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you need to move on channing

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    His comedy sucks ass. I would know as someone who's outstandingly hilarious.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You would know as someone who sucks ass

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Looking funny isn't the same as being funny anon

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus, what's going on with his stomach

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Roid gut

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        roid gut

        >tfw never done roids in my life and hardly worked out, yet still have this same type of gut

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      roid gut

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Barrel chest but he’s a manlet so he looks like shit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Has fit raised the manlet cutoff to like 6'6" now or something

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Some of the best skits on tv since chappelle show

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      limmy did it better (even if he's a gay)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hillarity

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ah yes how could such a comedic genius be taken off the air with such hilarious gutbusting skits like this?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why the hell does he look like that? he looks like a blob of muscle

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When the FRICK is Harley going to post part 3

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. I have a feeling harley and sam became legitimate friends after the fight camp. Part 3 should be kino.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He got cold feet after realizing how cringe it is to have sam's fans worshipping him constantly on all his own shit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Harley is barely relevant anymore so it's not like it would hurt him in anyway if he were to continue being associated with sam, when is even the last time harley made any content before he did the creator clash?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    How appropriate that the back-drop is some suburb mcmansion.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]

    ok these guys get.

    No vax? Talk to the hand. You believe the earth is flat? Bye bye sweaty. Love is love, Simple as. Genuinely, if you believe we haven’t reached the moon - reconsider why. Maybe you haven’t done enough objective research on the science. Trust. The. SCIENCE. The future looks brighter (and greener), and I can’t wait to share it with you fellow posters!

    Edit: whew, I didn’t expect this much gold! Thanks guys 🙂

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Take your prescriptions moron.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is that a Klaus Schwab Apu? Now I've seen everything

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not an Apu. FRICK YOU

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Thank you, Moshe

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Thank you for your service

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Oh sorry there was still a problem, I fixed it for good this time

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What's ligma?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        something i caught from your mom

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        steve jobs

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >it's funny to dickride an internet troll
    sad

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why doesn't he just go on a cut and clean himself up? The whole "I have zero self respect for my appearance" thing stopped being funny ages ago.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how can you have such developed arms and such an underdeveloped chest?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      photoshop, like Charls's wife but unlike her apparently Sam gets a pass for pushing fraudulent images of himself

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's shopped, sam has your typical strongfat boomer physique.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Tiles aren't the same size.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they look exactly the same size, examine your eyes and stop being distracted by Sam's dick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lmfao you get that premium cope off gumroad? Lool

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This guy's whole schtick is kind of old. I grew out of my Sam phase in like 2018. People are still falling for his Hebrew tricks?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hydenjuden screams out in pain as he stabs you.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >when you bulk and take roids but don’t actually exercise

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he actually does exercise. you can see in the training videos with harley that he's actually serious about somewhat knowing boxing and the art of it. surprised me Tbh

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        sam is an expert at bullshitting in front of a camera
        why do you think so many idiots pay him for low effort life advice that he pulls out common self help books

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's cause he doesn't diet properly, him and nick both eat garbage on the podcast and I can only imagine what they eat regularly isn't any different.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He just copies tim and Eric and adds in Cinemaphile israelite hating

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Literally all of these are wrong

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he looks like abobo from double dragon

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bump

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    hasan is scared af

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sam hyde threads always fricking suck
    i just want to talk about how much i love World Peace

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You know what's even better about just talking about how much you love world peace? Whining like a homosexual while you do it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >i just want to talk about how much i love World Peace
      same bro...same...
      i love world peace for all its highs and lows.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        its crazy how much time these trAnnies must spend monitoring anything the mentions sam to shit up tge thread with the same tired copypasta, I don't get hating something enough to spend hours of your day discussing it, that's insane

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I don't know how you could possibly care at all if YOU weren't the person he did something to. Frickin losers dude.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Out of all the injustices in the world, you've decided to focus on some e-celeb on the internet having consensual sex with an idiot to spend your life on. You're pathetic.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Man I miss the old charls.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why does nick always show off his nuts, he did this in moms too

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        because it's funny

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    people wonder why the cops wouldnt go into that school in texas and dont realize this is what was waiting on other side of the door.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kek

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is he gonna fight boogie still?

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He trained Morenstein well, he did short work of Arin from game grumps

    Perhaps ourgoy is not as antisemitic as we thought

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's talking about you guys.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      harley is a homosexual who has never really understood his internet fame

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the frick is this podcast? 2 whos and russian accent guy and le epic bacon food israelite to guest star/concern troll?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        My father was a saint and the most important figure in my life and I've liked Sam Hyde's shit for a long time. I want FUNNY and interesting shit to watch and listen to. I don't want people mamby pandering around an issue. Just tell me your real take on it, make it funny, and I'll watch your shit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The lack of self-awareness in Null/ Josh's post is kek worthy. The homosexual still owes 8 lads for the $15k he stole.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        literally who cares

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        aren't these the gays that reuse our memes 99% of the time but shit on Cinemaphile?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        null is such a pathetic homosexual and obviously projecting

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >that bottom comment
        top kek

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    post the pic of his dick and ass hole

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically paid for the mde.tv shit on Friday. Saw some clips on youtube and it's more funny and genuine than the vast majority of SHIT anywhere else. It's a good amount of content and it's not even that much. Sorry that israelites (2%) and trannies (0.3%) can't get that people aren't able to fricking stand them. I say that but he hired a troony and trained Morenstein to box.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      based im subscribed as well, it's generally good content and i find it funny that people seethe over me paying a man $5/mo to make jokes on the internet.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I mean what am I going to watch or listen to while I do my hobbies and crafts? Restart the entirety of the Yogpod again? It's fricking annoying that no one says more edgy but realistic stuff anymore.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Cumtown is FREE. gay.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        nah, only morons give sam money

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          $5/mo is such a trivial amount of money to spend on anything. very embarrassing for you to admit you're this poor publicly.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It doesn't matter if it's barely anything, Sam just doesn't deserve it for the homosexual he's proven himself to be over the years, especially to Charls.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Wittle baby Sammy's 100% serwious. Fricking moron.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              keep seething dickchopper im not gonna stop

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Having paid for it before, the clip channels really are all you need. 5$ is nothing but its also not worth giving to his gumroad.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >5$ is nothing but its also not worth giving to his gumroad.
          I'm Poor: The Post

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I have given sam over half a million dollars.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              based

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              This isn't a very good bait post, where's the Marky gay when you need him?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Hi, I want to start a social app which will match you with new friends to watch movies with.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I've been subscribed since it came out and i highly recommend the Theatre of the Aire episodes like thin green line, i wish he'd do more of those and more KSTVs, cuz i really like those too.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Based prophetic moron. Will be genuinely funny In a way probing at shit people don't like to talk about. Wise but also batshit. Probably will be found dead one day butt naked with his penis stuck in a Dunkin Donuts latte machine or something trying to do a bit or just getting shot taking something too far. Or just die of a heart issue. Dude looks constantly red.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >latest video asking to pay for subscription or videos will go away
    >subbed for 3 months watching everything
    >once I watched everything and watched TGW like 10 times, nothing left but new videos
    >2 vids a month if that
    >the vid per month that isn't PGL gets posted to youtube for free anyway THE SAME DAY
    It's worth it to pay once just to watch TGW, but man its not worth staying subbed if you're gonna release the new videos on youtube anyway wtf

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    POV: you're a spec ops soldier sent in to stop a school shooting and you've just had your rifle ripped out of your hands

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >reverse engineers humor

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this guy is so cringe, why does anyone like him I don't get it

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Used to like him, but then he dropped his dogs and I took the Hassle pill.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is the best thing Chud Hyde ever did

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is he an ftm?

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    convince me to like charls

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wtf

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    beer
    butt-sex
    barfing
    billiards

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >So we looked at the data...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit he used to be a fricking leglet

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jannies allows this thread but prunes every single Cum Town related thread. Why is jannie so pressed?

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this guy gaslighted me in real life one time, dude's fricking weird

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a mega or magnet to Hydenjuden’s paywalled content?

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    cus he's circumcised? this is the fate of most north americans it's nothing to hold against someone

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >helped a israelite win a z-list boxing match

    dropped forever.

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    kek you can actually tell which posts are by the Marky-schizo by the image name and sentence structure

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Has the Marky gay reached Bjork levels of stalkerdom by now?

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >delists his "thank you white people" vid like a cuck
    dropped

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'd like to punt this wee abomination with me steel-toed boots.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the goofus andrew aurenheimer, the gallant louis rossmann

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's doing that Nick Fuentas/AF thing where he's pretending to not be a white nationalist now. He is on video in a Gavin McEnnis interview saying he hates black people. That or he figured out that changing your personality into becoming /misc/ doesn't actually do anything for you.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >pretending
        he's always pretending
        he's a shapeshifting israelite that only cares about money
        the Buffalo shooter put Sam in his manifesto and for all we know he was an MDE fan that Sam directly influenced somehow
        But Sam doesn't care as long as he gets his shekels

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If Frank "Cheeseburger Gut" Hassle is shilling his shitty cringe videos on here, then you can bet Sam is doing the same thing.

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does he actually do comedy? I thought he made some videos in like 2013 and was just a lolcow after that

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just think, somewhere out there, there's a person who had absolutely nothing better to do with his time than to make this lame unfunny Photoshop of Sam. Really makes you appreciate your own life.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        As opposed to your vital work right now on Cinemaphile?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        what are you doing?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >t. makes infographics about sam fricking his waifu

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Just think, somewhere out there, there's a person who had absolutely nothing better to do with his time than to make this lame unfunny Photoshop of Sam. Really makes you appreciate your own life.
        Just think, somewhere out there, there's a person that spent <10 minutes in photoshop to create something funnier than an entire "Comedian"s career. Really makes you appreciate actually funny people.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          why do transgender israelites hate sam hyde so much?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        kek, you gottem anon. I was an MDE fan pre-World Peace, back when the subreddit was 5k subs, and once Sam went full mask-off his fanbase became the most moronic on the internet. I remember a time when people actually didn't know any of the crew's political leanings for certain, and we liked it that way.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Really makes you appreciate your own life.
        no it doesn't

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not the one painstakingly shooping some unfunny picture of Sam, staring at his ugly ass face the whole time thinking it will win his non-existent e-daddy approval. Feels good not being a cuck like that ngl.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Of sitting on Cinemaphile?

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You squat 250 below parallel? Holy crap you gotta be strong to squat 350 below parallel! One day I too will squat 450 below parallel, just like you! It's a nice round number; 550.

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sam is a homosexual (literally) Check out his SUPER BASED ALPHA REDPILL video of him BEGGING for money. It just came out like less than 10 hours ago.

    Comments turned off by the way. Wow what a badass.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lad, you're subbed to him but hate him, why are you like this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      t. can't even squat 125 below parallel

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Waow new Sam code, thanks friend. He has a good point $5, is not a lot to support someone who makes good content 🙂

      Seriously tho why should anyone be mad at him for asking people for money?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He probably lost all him money in the crypto bust so he's resorted to begging again.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      remember that homosexualy BPD b***hfit sam threw one time where he uploaded a video where he put his cigar out on his plate of steak, set the plate in front of the camera, walked out of the room while slamming the door like a passive aggressive gay, and then the rest of the video is just like 10 minutes of his smoldering cigar on the plate? pretty sure it was also because he was mad at his fans for not wanting to pay for shit ( the video was his way of saying "here's your free content, eat up"). sam is a mentally ill cluster b homosexual that tries to ruin his friends lives because of petty percieved slights against him. also every sam thread is full of his zoomer shill squad running defense for him.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        link 2 this

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          found it, sam threw a homosexual tantrum cause people didn't wanna pay money for hydewars back when he first paywalled it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        what in the everloving frick are you talking about take your damn pills schizo

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >this is what kiwifarms does to a motherfricker

        Get laid gaygola

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It is ran by a cp loving fraudster so that tell you everything about the posters on there.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            t. troony who faked his suicide

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the DSP of comedy
      a literal wienerroach that cannot be killed or reasoned with

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If Sam around means more Nick then I'm all for it, Nick was always the funniest of the 3 for me. Charls is the heart and Sam the moronic child who eats the glue who kept it all together.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Why couldn't Nick and Charls do their own thing and cut Sam out of it? Hyde literally brings nothing to the table, he's so goddamn unfunny.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Hyde literally brings nothing to the table, he's so goddamn unfunny.
            Youre actually moronic
            Even if you dont find sam funny, MDE would not work at all without him, it would literally be a Charls livestream with sections of nick giving car advice

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Nick is earning around 200k from his used car salesman gig and Sam is paying him 5k per appearance.
            Charls has done well on Twitch carving out his own niche and audience and I'm happy for the guy.
            It's the other guys who planted their flags to the MDE mast that don't have anything to fall back on that I feel most sorry for like pic related, genuinely think he's a good actor but after World Peace got cancelled he was forced back into construction/ manual labour to live.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Sam is paying him 5k per appearance.
              the frick really?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Sam said he hopes to pay Nick that much 😉 and only if enough people sign up to his gumroad account.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That video is cringe and reeks of desperation ngl. I enjoyed some of his content and like the fact that he's stirring up shit in the otherwise boring and politically correct eceleb community but I'd never pay money for some low effort entrainment. Sad fricking beggar.

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No frickin way this is him

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    MODS FFS

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      fricking snitch *heems you*

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this is the only funny thing sam has done apart from some of his "stand up"

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They were high school classmates

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cut from the same cloth

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Cut from the same cloth
        Dano doesn't come across as a pedo if you ask me.

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why does he have the physique of an 80 year old man?

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >muh lolcow
    >muh kiwifarms
    WHO THE FRICK ASK AT ALL GET LOST

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The way Sam talks on his podcast is so bizarre. I don't know if it's just a New England thing.
    "Boxers are like...really fricking strong man. Francis Ngannou is the hardest recorded puncher but I feel like any elite boxer would absolutely smoke him, like the amount of kinetic energy a boxer generates with their mass is like, you can see the shockwaves"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I get what you're saying about how he talks, but in that example it just sounds like how Joe Rogan would say it. He's not wrong either, boxers are amazing.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        no moron that's not how joe rogan would say it at all. he would say wow look at how big and black and oily ngannou is jamie just look at that you think you could handle all that?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think its from being around charls for so many years
      Ive picked up his weird schizo sentence structure just from watching his streams every once in a while

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Expand your vocabulary by readying literature, not everything needs to be communicated by frfr no cap sus amogus deadass.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        not everything needs to sound like “bro dude lmao” either you ESL beaner

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I suppose if you look like that, you don't have many avenues in life to pursue.

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    so what's the point of trying to look as disgusting as possible? does he think it'll make him funnier or something?

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is this edited?

    he has severely ruined his body.

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is Sam Hyde in this thread right now?

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >ToT

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kek

  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Getting mad at this fat bastard fricking Marky in the ass really made me reevaluate my life.

  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sam assblasted Marky in the ass and the brown hispanics and asiatic chinks havent recovered since

  71. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is his chest so weak compared to the rest of him? Looks like he's doing nothing but arms and core and intestines.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hes not cut enough, bodyfat stores around the pecs a lot, if he cut down 5% bodyfat he would start getting that bodybuilder look
      Still Sam weights 125kg, hes just that big that his chest starts looking small

  72. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    disgusting rat

  73. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >invents comedy
    >by not being funny at all

  74. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >sam goes on about wanting to frick karen o in one of his vids
    >she looks just like the troony he had working for him
    legit might stop watching him now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >thinking that joke was serious

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        what joke. he rants about it for like ten minutes and nick agrees with him

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          you're genuinely autistic. watch it again, if you don't pick up on the joke after having it pointed out to you then you're beyond redemption.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            i think im genuinely autistic for falling for your fricking bait. frick you

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wait, they don't love you like i love you

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hell, I'd frick her. I'd lucky her sweaty minge right after she walks off stage at a show. I'd tongue punch that fart box then stick my abnormally small penis inside.

  75. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mr. Hyde looking like he belongs in a 1920's Vienna coffee house

  76. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He is unironically carried by Nick. Who did all the Hollywood legwork to get the world peace on tv?
    Nick

    Who wrote most of the funny skits?
    Nick

    Who still reaches out and creates deals?
    Nick

    Who works 60hours a work selling cars while writing?
    Nick

    Who destroyed World peace?
    Sam

    Who got MDEs channel banned off YouTube?
    Sam

    Honestly Nick should branch off and do his own thing, Sam is a fricking lazy leech who got lucky with crypto and thinks he is a genius.

  77. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Notice how Sammy boy shoots back into the spotlight and starts to get lots of views after Nick returned to MDE. The problem is that Nick is too loyal and humble and Sammy exploits Nick for money.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nick is loaded himself and more than happy to help one of his best friends sam

  78. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    disgusting

  79. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nick
    Grew up poor, didn't let it hold him back
    Highschool football star
    Small business owner
    Loyal husband and father
    White children
    Works 60 hours a week
    Funny as frick

    Sam
    Trust fund kid
    Middle aged with no family
    High school and college art gay
    Never held down a real job
    Height of comedy skill is smashing things
    Destroys connections and relationships

    Charls
    Schizophrenic
    Race mixes with Arab
    Kid looks like Apu from the Simpsons
    Job is to ramble to dwindling twitch audience of 90 viewers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I see Nick, I click.

  80. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  81. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.cameo.com/nickrochefort/feed/628e5cfdfc75ac36e18685f0

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      will this link steal my ChainLink™ tokens?
      I'm not clicking that anyway

  82. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That makes so much fricking sense lol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      who?

  83. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    literally everything he said in the roman gladiator skit is true

  84. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've never seen a 6 foot man look like a dwarf

  85. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      who?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >who?
        Some guy who was in mde years ago, a nobody now.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Noorwood 40

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is his best skit yet.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >hairline just'd beyond comprehention
      >children with some weird ass genetic disease
      charlsbros... it's official... sam won... that's it, let's just go home... it's over...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        those are just the eyes arabs have. its not over yet

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Rumors of him knocking up some b***h aside, Sam has no kids. No progeny. He's just a perpetual adolescent rich kid. He's the creepy childless pedo uncle of the trio now. I'd say Charls is the winner here.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Why does Sam hang out with teenage wiggers?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            so they can provide him with the teen puss he craves from their peer circles

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            They do free work for him. Who do you think made this thread? His interns make these threads all over Cinemaphile.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          you're right. if sam ends up a genetic dead end then he'll be a fricking loser.

          but if he's rich and popular among a certain section of the internet then there's a decent chance he could get a younger woman and knock her up.

          Charles probably won at getting a hot younger b***h though, even if she does edit her photos she's still cute.

          >hairline just'd beyond comprehention
          >children with some weird ass genetic disease
          charlsbros... it's official... sam won... that's it, let's just go home... it's over...

          babies often look kind of fricked up. they don't look like they have anythign wrong with them apart from having kind of weird arab bulbous eyelids. so they might be meh looking but they're healthy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      His twitch streams are insufferable, say what you will about Sam at least you actually get content from his grifting, Charls does super stretched out streams with no content waiting for subs and donos

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i want to saw d'awwww but i just cant do it chuck

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      these kids will have insane jaws

  86. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Charls was a genuinely talented comedy actor and could've gone on to do many other things. Shame really.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The only shame is he didn't look to branch out and work with others. He's very respected by many. But he was obviously never going to work in a mainstream outlet. He knows nick mullen. He knows Shane gillis. I can see something brewing in terms of sketch comedy.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        nah, he said on several occasions that hes never doing sketches, ever.

  87. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what new phase will he go through to become even less funny? we had white nationalist sam, advice sam, sound cloud rapper sam, now tough guy sam

    i wish he would just do something funny for once. its been years

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's done. He pretends he has a game coming to keep the subscribers excited but he's hired a bunch of 18 year old wiggers to make it and it turns out you can't make a game "ironically." You actually need talent.

      Those ghost videos are all you're going to get from now on, besides the podcast which is the most boring podcast ever made.

  88. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    PGL should be just Nick interviewing people. Sammy doesn't say much and just picks his toes and rubs that funk into his beard.

  89. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Don't really have a strong opinion on Sam Hyde, but his fans seem to think his humor is s00per deep and generally seem to like the smell of their own farts so I'm cautious.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they're a cult

  90. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is that image shopped? I never understood how he can be so buff and not have pecs like at all. I'm fat as frick, but 100 push ups a day and I got pecs like a super hero.

  91. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    who?

  92. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've never laughed as hard as when I was staying up late at night to watch World Peace. Good times.

  93. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is this photoshopped? Sam has the most dysmorphic body I've ever seen.

  94. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    in conclusion,
    dont trust posts by the markyschizo with filenames like "kk" or "t"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >meanwhile trust sam who routinely speaks out of both sides of his mouth and is a massive hypocrite

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        seethe you fricking freak

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