I like his stuff and im not shilling drinking, but it is something he's said repeatedly. He's an interesting guy, seems kind of social but isn't into drinking at all.
he always says this but there are multiple videos of him drinking beer and if anyone ever brings that up he says something to the effect of that hes never actually been drunk hes just had alcohol
In his hydewars women stories special he drinks champagne from the bottle for a bit
In one or two of the new podcasts he does with Nick he drinks a beer with him >link
You'll either need to search youtube or become his paypig for a while, he finally caught on to the free podcastaddict link and shut it down
He probably smokes too. This is why I still defend the guy, because he DOES know his fan base and knows that weed is the fricking last thing they need in their life.
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I thought he doesn't drink or do drugs (except roids obviously)
That segment had to pass the producer who Ok'd it, was israeli himself and thought the israelites Rock was hilarious. Because some people even some israelites have a sense of humour unfortunately others don't.
He had to troll a israelite from buzzfeed like hitting a hornets nest instead of stings it's lies from "news outlets" clearly he didn't put hidden nazi messages in the show but his antics for trolling never stopped. He's autistic to this fault.
>talks about how much he hates pedos but uses his eceleb status to frick underage fan girls and do weird BDSM shit with them like break their nose, degenerate >rich from crypto but pretends to be broke to grift his fans >tells his fans to not get any hobbies and work a shitty trade 18 hours a day to afford his paywall shit >stole all his material from Cinemaphile/autoadmit/mypostingcareer humor and never got any new material, it’s always "dude I am a millennial that thought I could be anything so I went to art school, lol, everything is pozzed, ahahahaa" with no other jokes >injects himself with steroids but only made himself bald and look like a fat bloated israelite, how the frick do you inject steroids and look like you have no muscle mass whatsoever because you are fat and never go to the gym
Dude is a massive sociopathic homosexual grifting his moronic fans, all the old MDE fans moved on and the only people remaining are literal zoomer teenagers from youtube that spout Cinemaphile memes
Funny him saying this after he was b***hing that fans weren't paypigging enough to make wp2. He's just a homosexual now really. Hangs with Stank gaygle and reported charls to the irs. Hes like a gay Manson for burnout young boys
The last time I posted this a few years back some Hyde shills chimped out at me and called me a liar, but anyway I'll share this.
I live in New England. Living in New England it's not uncommon to know somone who knows or has met Sam. My friends older sister attended RISD with Sam and frequently described him as a "creepy weirdo". Sam's arc is very much like the fall of Icarus. His rise to fame was similar to a lot of other internet memers like Derek Comedy, The Lonely Island, Commedus Interruptus (Kyle Mooney, Beck Beckett), Tim and Eric, Royland, Harmon etc. He posted a lot on here which influenced MDE quite a lot. We all know the troony story and his appearance on the HWNDU Livestream hanging out with Brittany Venti and that whole cringe crew. Sam had an opportunity to really expand his audience with Charls and Nick. Getting World Peace was a big break for them. Unfortunately Sam couldn't resist memeing which caused Brett Gelman to freak out trying to get the show canceled, which it did. Sam blamed Tim Hediecker in a now famous phone call, despite Tim doing nothing, where he whines about health insurance. It's a shame that Nick and Charls took the fall because of Sam. I don't blame Charls for distancing himself from Sam after that. Now after all the roids and MGTOW posting Sam has grown into an overweight balding shell of his former self and he's lucky he has Paypigs to keep him afloat. It's a shame since WP had so many good bits. The first time I saw the sketchy with the wheelchair kid I fricking cried laughing. Sam will still be around doing his weird videos and I'm sure he has plenty of incels who will gladly pay him for mediocre content. Sam flew to close to the sun, his wings melted and now in 2022...
When was the last time Sam made fun of israelites? All the dude does these days is low effort podcasts carried by Nick where he bleeps out anything remotely offensive and he hasn't named the israelite in years.
>that time on PGL when Nick jovially tries to bring up israelite shit and Sam nervously shoots him down
how the mighty have fallen
it doesn't help that Sam is probably a israelite himself
The dude literally paid someone to make a Cinemaphile bot for him. I guess it didn't work out, instead he has his interns babysit threads like these (the ones that don't end up getting pruned because they are all off topic garbage) and keep them bumped.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Bingo, interns bump these threads. Btw I'm one of them.
2 years ago
Anonymous
You gays used the Lynchian Kafkaesque meme in the last podcast video, we know you trannies are here
2 years ago
Anonymous
>the ones that don't end up getting pruned because they are all off topic garbage
this is the most suspicious point. there's been multiple prunings tonight but this thread lives. has there been a janny exodus or a change in policy? we're about to archive...
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Anonymous
Sam is probably connected to one of the rotating mods here who clears all the reports (through Frank Hassle I imagine). Might even have had one of his interns signed up as a janny (who Im sure doesn't do anything).
Harley is barely relevant anymore so it's not like it would hurt him in anyway if he were to continue being associated with sam, when is even the last time harley made any content before he did the creator clash?
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he actually does exercise. you can see in the training videos with harley that he's actually serious about somewhat knowing boxing and the art of it. surprised me Tbh
sam is an expert at bullshitting in front of a camera
why do you think so many idiots pay him for low effort life advice that he pulls out common self help books
its crazy how much time these trAnnies must spend monitoring anything the mentions sam to shit up tge thread with the same tired copypasta, I don't get hating something enough to spend hours of your day discussing it, that's insane
Out of all the injustices in the world, you've decided to focus on some e-celeb on the internet having consensual sex with an idiot to spend your life on. You're pathetic.
My father was a saint and the most important figure in my life and I've liked Sam Hyde's shit for a long time. I want FUNNY and interesting shit to watch and listen to. I don't want people mamby pandering around an issue. Just tell me your real take on it, make it funny, and I'll watch your shit.
Unironically paid for the mde.tv shit on Friday. Saw some clips on youtube and it's more funny and genuine than the vast majority of SHIT anywhere else. It's a good amount of content and it's not even that much. Sorry that israelites (2%) and trannies (0.3%) can't get that people aren't able to fricking stand them. I say that but he hired a troony and trained Morenstein to box.
based im subscribed as well, it's generally good content and i find it funny that people seethe over me paying a man $5/mo to make jokes on the internet.
I mean what am I going to watch or listen to while I do my hobbies and crafts? Restart the entirety of the Yogpod again? It's fricking annoying that no one says more edgy but realistic stuff anymore.
It doesn't matter if it's barely anything, Sam just doesn't deserve it for the homosexual he's proven himself to be over the years, especially to Charls.
I've been subscribed since it came out and i highly recommend the Theatre of the Aire episodes like thin green line, i wish he'd do more of those and more KSTVs, cuz i really like those too.
Based prophetic moron. Will be genuinely funny In a way probing at shit people don't like to talk about. Wise but also batshit. Probably will be found dead one day butt naked with his penis stuck in a Dunkin Donuts latte machine or something trying to do a bit or just getting shot taking something too far. Or just die of a heart issue. Dude looks constantly red.
>latest video asking to pay for subscription or videos will go away >subbed for 3 months watching everything >once I watched everything and watched TGW like 10 times, nothing left but new videos >2 vids a month if that >the vid per month that isn't PGL gets posted to youtube for free anyway THE SAME DAY
It's worth it to pay once just to watch TGW, but man its not worth staying subbed if you're gonna release the new videos on youtube anyway wtf
He's doing that Nick Fuentas/AF thing where he's pretending to not be a white nationalist now. He is on video in a Gavin McEnnis interview saying he hates black people. That or he figured out that changing your personality into becoming /misc/ doesn't actually do anything for you.
>pretending
he's always pretending
he's a shapeshifting israelite that only cares about money
the Buffalo shooter put Sam in his manifesto and for all we know he was an MDE fan that Sam directly influenced somehow
But Sam doesn't care as long as he gets his shekels
Just think, somewhere out there, there's a person who had absolutely nothing better to do with his time than to make this lame unfunny Photoshop of Sam. Really makes you appreciate your own life.
>Just think, somewhere out there, there's a person who had absolutely nothing better to do with his time than to make this lame unfunny Photoshop of Sam. Really makes you appreciate your own life.
Just think, somewhere out there, there's a person that spent <10 minutes in photoshop to create something funnier than an entire "Comedian"s career. Really makes you appreciate actually funny people.
kek, you gottem anon. I was an MDE fan pre-World Peace, back when the subreddit was 5k subs, and once Sam went full mask-off his fanbase became the most moronic on the internet. I remember a time when people actually didn't know any of the crew's political leanings for certain, and we liked it that way.
I'm not the one painstakingly shooping some unfunny picture of Sam, staring at his ugly ass face the whole time thinking it will win his non-existent e-daddy approval. Feels good not being a cuck like that ngl.
You squat 250 below parallel? Holy crap you gotta be strong to squat 350 below parallel! One day I too will squat 450 below parallel, just like you! It's a nice round number; 550.
>Seriously tho why should anyone be mad at him for asking people for money?
It's the cycle of discovering him and then getting angry after you find out your new favorite internet daddy is a scumbag like the rest of them. You then get angry other people are supporting him when you don't think he "deserves" it
This is for people that can't just grow the frick up and move on when someone they used to like stops making shit they like, of course
remember that homosexualy BPD b***hfit sam threw one time where he uploaded a video where he put his cigar out on his plate of steak, set the plate in front of the camera, walked out of the room while slamming the door like a passive aggressive gay, and then the rest of the video is just like 10 minutes of his smoldering cigar on the plate? pretty sure it was also because he was mad at his fans for not wanting to pay for shit ( the video was his way of saying "here's your free content, eat up"). sam is a mentally ill cluster b homosexual that tries to ruin his friends lives because of petty percieved slights against him. also every sam thread is full of his zoomer shill squad running defense for him.
If Sam around means more Nick then I'm all for it, Nick was always the funniest of the 3 for me. Charls is the heart and Sam the moronic child who eats the glue who kept it all together.
>Hyde literally brings nothing to the table, he's so goddamn unfunny.
Youre actually moronic
Even if you dont find sam funny, MDE would not work at all without him, it would literally be a Charls livestream with sections of nick giving car advice
Nick is earning around 200k from his used car salesman gig and Sam is paying him 5k per appearance.
Charls has done well on Twitch carving out his own niche and audience and I'm happy for the guy.
It's the other guys who planted their flags to the MDE mast that don't have anything to fall back on that I feel most sorry for like pic related, genuinely think he's a good actor but after World Peace got cancelled he was forced back into construction/ manual labour to live.
That video is cringe and reeks of desperation ngl. I enjoyed some of his content and like the fact that he's stirring up shit in the otherwise boring and politically correct eceleb community but I'd never pay money for some low effort entrainment. Sad fricking beggar.
Don't you also have your circle jerk on the kiwifarms where you gays put names on the thread if someone invades your circlejerk echo chamber thread?
have a nice day moronic homosexual
The way Sam talks on his podcast is so bizarre. I don't know if it's just a New England thing.
"Boxers are like...really fricking strong man. Francis Ngannou is the hardest recorded puncher but I feel like any elite boxer would absolutely smoke him, like the amount of kinetic energy a boxer generates with their mass is like, you can see the shockwaves"
I get what you're saying about how he talks, but in that example it just sounds like how Joe Rogan would say it. He's not wrong either, boxers are amazing.
no moron that's not how joe rogan would say it at all. he would say wow look at how big and black and oily ngannou is jamie just look at that you think you could handle all that?
I think its from being around charls for so many years
Ive picked up his weird schizo sentence structure just from watching his streams every once in a while
Hes not cut enough, bodyfat stores around the pecs a lot, if he cut down 5% bodyfat he would start getting that bodybuilder look
Still Sam weights 125kg, hes just that big that his chest starts looking small
>sam goes on about wanting to frick karen o in one of his vids >she looks just like the troony he had working for him
legit might stop watching him now
Hell, I'd frick her. I'd lucky her sweaty minge right after she walks off stage at a show. I'd tongue punch that fart box then stick my abnormally small penis inside.
Notice how Sammy boy shoots back into the spotlight and starts to get lots of views after Nick returned to MDE. The problem is that Nick is too loyal and humble and Sammy exploits Nick for money.
Nick
Grew up poor, didn't let it hold him back
Highschool football star
Small business owner
Loyal husband and father
White children
Works 60 hours a week
Funny as frick
Sam
Trust fund kid
Middle aged with no family
High school and college art gay
Never held down a real job
Height of comedy skill is smashing things
Destroys connections and relationships
Charls
Schizophrenic
Race mixes with Arab
Kid looks like Apu from the Simpsons
Job is to ramble to dwindling twitch audience of 90 viewers
>hairline just'd beyond comprehention >children with some weird ass genetic disease
charlsbros... it's official... sam won... that's it, let's just go home... it's over...
Rumors of him knocking up some b***h aside, Sam has no kids. No progeny. He's just a perpetual adolescent rich kid. He's the creepy childless pedo uncle of the trio now. I'd say Charls is the winner here.
babies often look kind of fricked up. they don't look like they have anythign wrong with them apart from having kind of weird arab bulbous eyelids. so they might be meh looking but they're healthy.
His twitch streams are insufferable, say what you will about Sam at least you actually get content from his grifting, Charls does super stretched out streams with no content waiting for subs and donos
The only shame is he didn't look to branch out and work with others. He's very respected by many. But he was obviously never going to work in a mainstream outlet. He knows nick mullen. He knows Shane gillis. I can see something brewing in terms of sketch comedy.
He's done. He pretends he has a game coming to keep the subscribers excited but he's hired a bunch of 18 year old wiggers to make it and it turns out you can't make a game "ironically." You actually need talent.
Those ghost videos are all you're going to get from now on, besides the podcast which is the most boring podcast ever made.
Don't really have a strong opinion on Sam Hyde, but his fans seem to think his humor is s00per deep and generally seem to like the smell of their own farts so I'm cautious.
Is that image shopped? I never understood how he can be so buff and not have pecs like at all. I'm fat as frick, but 100 push ups a day and I got pecs like a super hero.
>when you take roids to hide your alcoholic gut
you mean he drinks alcohol to hide his top 99.999 percentile ab generics (natty). It’s called humility.
Absolutely based drinkchad
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Sam Hyde is autistic, he doesn't drink at all. He's obviously intentionally taking a bad photo pushing his gut out.
ok
I like his stuff and im not shilling drinking, but it is something he's said repeatedly. He's an interesting guy, seems kind of social but isn't into drinking at all.
I wonder is he secret McDonald's lover or what
>kicked off tv because he couldnt hide his powerlevel
sad
He is a bit of a moron
>dude let's make anti-semtitic content in an industry run by israelites, what could go wrong
I thought he doesn't drink or do drugs (except roids obviously)
he always says this but there are multiple videos of him drinking beer and if anyone ever brings that up he says something to the effect of that hes never actually been drunk hes just had alcohol
Got a link? I've seen him smoke weed, but never drink.
In his hydewars women stories special he drinks champagne from the bottle for a bit
In one or two of the new podcasts he does with Nick he drinks a beer with him
>link
You'll either need to search youtube or become his paypig for a while, he finally caught on to the free podcastaddict link and shut it down
I've watched every PGL with Nick. He pounds water and weird kombucha shit, he doesn't ever drink a beer with him.
Oh you've watched his podcast? So you know him on a 24/7/365 basis now?
He is a comedian, they always lie
He is a stoner drunk who battles it with cardio but he also hates stoners
he does drink
He probably smokes too. This is why I still defend the guy, because he DOES know his fan base and knows that weed is the fricking last thing they need in their life.
he just wants your money dude, he doesn't give a shit about you
he's a textbook sociopath
Yup, he smokes pot on the sidewalk in his version of the idubbbz doc he put out.
thats not weed moron holy shit
What is it? It looks like a joint and gets passed around to everyone. Do you and your boyfriend smoke tobacco like that?
That segment had to pass the producer who Ok'd it, was israeli himself and thought the israelites Rock was hilarious. Because some people even some israelites have a sense of humour unfortunately others don't.
He had to troll a israelite from buzzfeed like hitting a hornets nest instead of stings it's lies from "news outlets" clearly he didn't put hidden nazi messages in the show but his antics for trolling never stopped. He's autistic to this fault.
Wasn't the buzzfeed guy trying to write a hitpiece anyway? Do you think the outcome would have been different if Sam had been nice to him?
I'm convinced the original version was israelites Rule!, double entendre implied, and someone made him change it.
Unironically the ideal male body. Pure BVLL power
>talks about how much he hates pedos but uses his eceleb status to frick underage fan girls and do weird BDSM shit with them like break their nose, degenerate
>rich from crypto but pretends to be broke to grift his fans
>tells his fans to not get any hobbies and work a shitty trade 18 hours a day to afford his paywall shit
>stole all his material from Cinemaphile/autoadmit/mypostingcareer humor and never got any new material, it’s always "dude I am a millennial that thought I could be anything so I went to art school, lol, everything is pozzed, ahahahaa" with no other jokes
>injects himself with steroids but only made himself bald and look like a fat bloated israelite, how the frick do you inject steroids and look like you have no muscle mass whatsoever because you are fat and never go to the gym
Dude is a massive sociopathic homosexual grifting his moronic fans, all the old MDE fans moved on and the only people remaining are literal zoomer teenagers from youtube that spout Cinemaphile memes
Don't care, still love Sam Hyde and think he's funny
spotted the troon
it's very weird to say I'm a troony when I say I like Sam Hyde
the troony Sam got face fricked by liked him as well
>t. ranny who likes sam hyde
Funny him saying this after he was b***hing that fans weren't paypigging enough to make wp2. He's just a homosexual now really. Hangs with Stank gaygle and reported charls to the irs. Hes like a gay Manson for burnout young boys
>reported charls to the irs.
explain
Holy shit a jpeg!
Doctor Manslave is still a work of art. I wish Charls would create again.
based satanic manslave enjoyer
Incel
ohnonono hydecelsbros!?!
The last time I posted this a few years back some Hyde shills chimped out at me and called me a liar, but anyway I'll share this.
I live in New England. Living in New England it's not uncommon to know somone who knows or has met Sam. My friends older sister attended RISD with Sam and frequently described him as a "creepy weirdo". Sam's arc is very much like the fall of Icarus. His rise to fame was similar to a lot of other internet memers like Derek Comedy, The Lonely Island, Commedus Interruptus (Kyle Mooney, Beck Beckett), Tim and Eric, Royland, Harmon etc. He posted a lot on here which influenced MDE quite a lot. We all know the troony story and his appearance on the HWNDU Livestream hanging out with Brittany Venti and that whole cringe crew. Sam had an opportunity to really expand his audience with Charls and Nick. Getting World Peace was a big break for them. Unfortunately Sam couldn't resist memeing which caused Brett Gelman to freak out trying to get the show canceled, which it did. Sam blamed Tim Hediecker in a now famous phone call, despite Tim doing nothing, where he whines about health insurance. It's a shame that Nick and Charls took the fall because of Sam. I don't blame Charls for distancing himself from Sam after that. Now after all the roids and MGTOW posting Sam has grown into an overweight balding shell of his former self and he's lucky he has Paypigs to keep him afloat. It's a shame since WP had so many good bits. The first time I saw the sketchy with the wheelchair kid I fricking cried laughing. Sam will still be around doing his weird videos and I'm sure he has plenty of incels who will gladly pay him for mediocre content. Sam flew to close to the sun, his wings melted and now in 2022...
He is forgotten
?everyone knows this shit already i don't understand what you think you are revealing
yeah I don’t really care about this personal life drama I just think he posts funny stuff
You didn't share anything though. It's just a load of information everyone already knows.
>He is forgotten
Clearly not, you just posted a whole novel about him.
WEW LAD it’s been like 7 years and they are still posting this. Never seen such an obsession.
>Grifting
have a nice day homosexual
still mad sam railed evan instead of you eh troony?
>Sam hyde fricked a troony
Uhhhh based??
nick fuentes is jealous of him
It’s okay to be a pedophile troony fricker when you make fun of israelites anon
Lurk more
When was the last time Sam made fun of israelites? All the dude does these days is low effort podcasts carried by Nick where he bleeps out anything remotely offensive and he hasn't named the israelite in years.
>that time on PGL when Nick jovially tries to bring up israelite shit and Sam nervously shoots him down
how the mighty have fallen
it doesn't help that Sam is probably a israelite himself
Eric Andre doesn't have a following of unhinged poltards nor is he mentioned as an inspiration in any mass shooting manifestos.
>all the old MDE fans moved on
Correction, all the old MDE fans aged past 9 and stopped finding stupid cringe humour funny.
moving on would be nice but sam pays morons to viral market poorly and it gets very annoying
why would sam need to pay people to market him? you seethers are constantly giving him air time for free.
The dude literally paid someone to make a Cinemaphile bot for him. I guess it didn't work out, instead he has his interns babysit threads like these (the ones that don't end up getting pruned because they are all off topic garbage) and keep them bumped.
Bingo, interns bump these threads. Btw I'm one of them.
You gays used the Lynchian Kafkaesque meme in the last podcast video, we know you trannies are here
>the ones that don't end up getting pruned because they are all off topic garbage
this is the most suspicious point. there's been multiple prunings tonight but this thread lives. has there been a janny exodus or a change in policy? we're about to archive...
Sam is probably connected to one of the rotating mods here who clears all the reports (through Frank Hassle I imagine). Might even have had one of his interns signed up as a janny (who Im sure doesn't do anything).
you need to move on channing
His comedy sucks ass. I would know as someone who's outstandingly hilarious.
You would know as someone who sucks ass
Looking funny isn't the same as being funny anon
Jesus, what's going on with his stomach
Roid gut
>tfw never done roids in my life and hardly worked out, yet still have this same type of gut
roid gut
Barrel chest but he’s a manlet so he looks like shit
Has fit raised the manlet cutoff to like 6'6" now or something
Some of the best skits on tv since chappelle show
limmy did it better (even if he's a gay)
Hillarity
Ah yes how could such a comedic genius be taken off the air with such hilarious gutbusting skits like this?
Why the hell does he look like that? he looks like a blob of muscle
When the FRICK is Harley going to post part 3
This. I have a feeling harley and sam became legitimate friends after the fight camp. Part 3 should be kino.
He got cold feet after realizing how cringe it is to have sam's fans worshipping him constantly on all his own shit
Harley is barely relevant anymore so it's not like it would hurt him in anyway if he were to continue being associated with sam, when is even the last time harley made any content before he did the creator clash?
How appropriate that the back-drop is some suburb mcmansion.
ok these guys get.
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Take your prescriptions moron.
Is that a Klaus Schwab Apu? Now I've seen everything
Not an Apu. FRICK YOU
Thank you, Moshe
Thank you for your service
Oh sorry there was still a problem, I fixed it for good this time
What's ligma?
something i caught from your mom
steve jobs
>it's funny to dickride an internet troll
sad
Why doesn't he just go on a cut and clean himself up? The whole "I have zero self respect for my appearance" thing stopped being funny ages ago.
how can you have such developed arms and such an underdeveloped chest?
photoshop, like Charls's wife but unlike her apparently Sam gets a pass for pushing fraudulent images of himself
It's shopped, sam has your typical strongfat boomer physique.
Tiles aren't the same size.
they look exactly the same size, examine your eyes and stop being distracted by Sam's dick
Lmfao you get that premium cope off gumroad? Lool
This guy's whole schtick is kind of old. I grew out of my Sam phase in like 2018. People are still falling for his Hebrew tricks?
Hydenjuden screams out in pain as he stabs you.
>when you bulk and take roids but don’t actually exercise
he actually does exercise. you can see in the training videos with harley that he's actually serious about somewhat knowing boxing and the art of it. surprised me Tbh
sam is an expert at bullshitting in front of a camera
why do you think so many idiots pay him for low effort life advice that he pulls out common self help books
It's cause he doesn't diet properly, him and nick both eat garbage on the podcast and I can only imagine what they eat regularly isn't any different.
He just copies tim and Eric and adds in Cinemaphile israelite hating
Literally all of these are wrong
he looks like abobo from double dragon
bump
hasan is scared af
sam hyde threads always fricking suck
i just want to talk about how much i love World Peace
You know what's even better about just talking about how much you love world peace? Whining like a homosexual while you do it
>i just want to talk about how much i love World Peace
same bro...same...
i love world peace for all its highs and lows.
its crazy how much time these trAnnies must spend monitoring anything the mentions sam to shit up tge thread with the same tired copypasta, I don't get hating something enough to spend hours of your day discussing it, that's insane
Yeah I don't know how you could possibly care at all if YOU weren't the person he did something to. Frickin losers dude.
Out of all the injustices in the world, you've decided to focus on some e-celeb on the internet having consensual sex with an idiot to spend your life on. You're pathetic.
Man I miss the old charls.
why does nick always show off his nuts, he did this in moms too
because it's funny
people wonder why the cops wouldnt go into that school in texas and dont realize this is what was waiting on other side of the door.
kek
is he gonna fight boogie still?
He trained Morenstein well, he did short work of Arin from game grumps
Perhaps ourgoy is not as antisemitic as we thought
He's talking about you guys.
harley is a homosexual who has never really understood his internet fame
the frick is this podcast? 2 whos and russian accent guy and le epic bacon food israelite to guest star/concern troll?
the guy is right tho, and he's not the only one that sees Sam cringey cult fanbase as the homosexuals they are
My father was a saint and the most important figure in my life and I've liked Sam Hyde's shit for a long time. I want FUNNY and interesting shit to watch and listen to. I don't want people mamby pandering around an issue. Just tell me your real take on it, make it funny, and I'll watch your shit.
The lack of self-awareness in Null/ Josh's post is kek worthy. The homosexual still owes 8 lads for the $15k he stole.
literally who cares
aren't these the gays that reuse our memes 99% of the time but shit on Cinemaphile?
null is such a pathetic homosexual and obviously projecting
>that bottom comment
top kek
post the pic of his dick and ass hole
Unironically paid for the mde.tv shit on Friday. Saw some clips on youtube and it's more funny and genuine than the vast majority of SHIT anywhere else. It's a good amount of content and it's not even that much. Sorry that israelites (2%) and trannies (0.3%) can't get that people aren't able to fricking stand them. I say that but he hired a troony and trained Morenstein to box.
based im subscribed as well, it's generally good content and i find it funny that people seethe over me paying a man $5/mo to make jokes on the internet.
I mean what am I going to watch or listen to while I do my hobbies and crafts? Restart the entirety of the Yogpod again? It's fricking annoying that no one says more edgy but realistic stuff anymore.
Cumtown is FREE. gay.
nah, only morons give sam money
$5/mo is such a trivial amount of money to spend on anything. very embarrassing for you to admit you're this poor publicly.
It doesn't matter if it's barely anything, Sam just doesn't deserve it for the homosexual he's proven himself to be over the years, especially to Charls.
Wittle baby Sammy's 100% serwious. Fricking moron.
Sam literally tried to scam Notch into giving him "investment money".
nice, that's pretty funny
I heard he made fun of him for playing Factorio.
>
Hydenjuden
keep seething dickchopper im not gonna stop
Having paid for it before, the clip channels really are all you need. 5$ is nothing but its also not worth giving to his gumroad.
>5$ is nothing but its also not worth giving to his gumroad.
I'm Poor: The Post
I have given sam over half a million dollars.
based
This isn't a very good bait post, where's the Marky gay when you need him?
Hi, I want to start a social app which will match you with new friends to watch movies with.
I've been subscribed since it came out and i highly recommend the Theatre of the Aire episodes like thin green line, i wish he'd do more of those and more KSTVs, cuz i really like those too.
Based prophetic moron. Will be genuinely funny In a way probing at shit people don't like to talk about. Wise but also batshit. Probably will be found dead one day butt naked with his penis stuck in a Dunkin Donuts latte machine or something trying to do a bit or just getting shot taking something too far. Or just die of a heart issue. Dude looks constantly red.
>latest video asking to pay for subscription or videos will go away
>subbed for 3 months watching everything
>once I watched everything and watched TGW like 10 times, nothing left but new videos
>2 vids a month if that
>the vid per month that isn't PGL gets posted to youtube for free anyway THE SAME DAY
It's worth it to pay once just to watch TGW, but man its not worth staying subbed if you're gonna release the new videos on youtube anyway wtf
POV: you're a spec ops soldier sent in to stop a school shooting and you've just had your rifle ripped out of your hands
>reverse engineers humor
this guy is so cringe, why does anyone like him I don't get it
Used to like him, but then he dropped his dogs and I took the Hassle pill.
This is the best thing Chud Hyde ever did
is he an ftm?
convince me to like charls
wtf
beer
butt-sex
barfing
billiards
>So we looked at the data...
Holy shit he used to be a fricking leglet
Jannies allows this thread but prunes every single Cum Town related thread. Why is jannie so pressed?
this guy gaslighted me in real life one time, dude's fricking weird
What
Tell the story.
If I had Elon level money, I'd just pay for a new World Peace and I'd be fine with the cost.
Is there a mega or magnet to Hydenjuden’s paywalled content?
cus he's circumcised? this is the fate of most north americans it's nothing to hold against someone
>helped a israelite win a z-list boxing match
dropped forever.
kek you can actually tell which posts are by the Marky-schizo by the image name and sentence structure
Has the Marky gay reached Bjork levels of stalkerdom by now?
>delists his "thank you white people" vid like a cuck
dropped
I'd like to punt this wee abomination with me steel-toed boots.
the goofus andrew aurenheimer, the gallant louis rossmann
He's doing that Nick Fuentas/AF thing where he's pretending to not be a white nationalist now. He is on video in a Gavin McEnnis interview saying he hates black people. That or he figured out that changing your personality into becoming /misc/ doesn't actually do anything for you.
>pretending
he's always pretending
he's a shapeshifting israelite that only cares about money
the Buffalo shooter put Sam in his manifesto and for all we know he was an MDE fan that Sam directly influenced somehow
But Sam doesn't care as long as he gets his shekels
If Frank "Cheeseburger Gut" Hassle is shilling his shitty cringe videos on here, then you can bet Sam is doing the same thing.
Does he actually do comedy? I thought he made some videos in like 2013 and was just a lolcow after that
Just think, somewhere out there, there's a person who had absolutely nothing better to do with his time than to make this lame unfunny Photoshop of Sam. Really makes you appreciate your own life.
As opposed to your vital work right now on Cinemaphile?
what are you doing?
>t. makes infographics about sam fricking his waifu
>Just think, somewhere out there, there's a person who had absolutely nothing better to do with his time than to make this lame unfunny Photoshop of Sam. Really makes you appreciate your own life.
Just think, somewhere out there, there's a person that spent <10 minutes in photoshop to create something funnier than an entire "Comedian"s career. Really makes you appreciate actually funny people.
why do transgender israelites hate sam hyde so much?
kek, you gottem anon. I was an MDE fan pre-World Peace, back when the subreddit was 5k subs, and once Sam went full mask-off his fanbase became the most moronic on the internet. I remember a time when people actually didn't know any of the crew's political leanings for certain, and we liked it that way.
>Really makes you appreciate your own life.
no it doesn't
I'm not the one painstakingly shooping some unfunny picture of Sam, staring at his ugly ass face the whole time thinking it will win his non-existent e-daddy approval. Feels good not being a cuck like that ngl.
Of sitting on Cinemaphile?
You squat 250 below parallel? Holy crap you gotta be strong to squat 350 below parallel! One day I too will squat 450 below parallel, just like you! It's a nice round number; 550.
Sam is a homosexual (literally) Check out his SUPER BASED ALPHA REDPILL video of him BEGGING for money. It just came out like less than 10 hours ago.
Comments turned off by the way. Wow what a badass.
Lad, you're subbed to him but hate him, why are you like this?
I swear you die hard Sam fans would let him frick you in the ass. he would gladly do it to 🙂
it's not so much that i love sam. it's more that i like bullying autistic troon morons on the internet. keep seething *heems you*
>autistic troon morons
So homosexuals who watch Sam Hyde?
You're subbed to him, yet hate him again why are you like this?
t. can't even squat 125 below parallel
Waow new Sam code, thanks friend. He has a good point $5, is not a lot to support someone who makes good content 🙂
Seriously tho why should anyone be mad at him for asking people for money?
Ill give him money when he squares things out with Charls and they confirm they are on good terms again. Until then, frick him.
Exactly. MDE would be worth paying for. Sam Hyde is not.
>Seriously tho why should anyone be mad at him for asking people for money?
It's the cycle of discovering him and then getting angry after you find out your new favorite internet daddy is a scumbag like the rest of them. You then get angry other people are supporting him when you don't think he "deserves" it
This is for people that can't just grow the frick up and move on when someone they used to like stops making shit they like, of course
why are people so obsessed with celebrities? i've never really understood why people are like that. see
for example. so obsessed with sam he knows about some old esoteric sam vid, yet he hates him.
He probably lost all him money in the crypto bust so he's resorted to begging again.
remember that homosexualy BPD b***hfit sam threw one time where he uploaded a video where he put his cigar out on his plate of steak, set the plate in front of the camera, walked out of the room while slamming the door like a passive aggressive gay, and then the rest of the video is just like 10 minutes of his smoldering cigar on the plate? pretty sure it was also because he was mad at his fans for not wanting to pay for shit ( the video was his way of saying "here's your free content, eat up"). sam is a mentally ill cluster b homosexual that tries to ruin his friends lives because of petty percieved slights against him. also every sam thread is full of his zoomer shill squad running defense for him.
link 2 this
found it, sam threw a homosexual tantrum cause people didn't wanna pay money for hydewars back when he first paywalled it
what in the everloving frick are you talking about take your damn pills schizo
>this is what kiwifarms does to a motherfricker
Get laid gaygola
It is ran by a cp loving fraudster so that tell you everything about the posters on there.
t. troony who faked his suicide
the DSP of comedy
a literal wienerroach that cannot be killed or reasoned with
If Sam around means more Nick then I'm all for it, Nick was always the funniest of the 3 for me. Charls is the heart and Sam the moronic child who eats the glue who kept it all together.
Why couldn't Nick and Charls do their own thing and cut Sam out of it? Hyde literally brings nothing to the table, he's so goddamn unfunny.
>Hyde literally brings nothing to the table, he's so goddamn unfunny.
Youre actually moronic
Even if you dont find sam funny, MDE would not work at all without him, it would literally be a Charls livestream with sections of nick giving car advice
Nick is earning around 200k from his used car salesman gig and Sam is paying him 5k per appearance.
Charls has done well on Twitch carving out his own niche and audience and I'm happy for the guy.
It's the other guys who planted their flags to the MDE mast that don't have anything to fall back on that I feel most sorry for like pic related, genuinely think he's a good actor but after World Peace got cancelled he was forced back into construction/ manual labour to live.
>Sam is paying him 5k per appearance.
the frick really?
Sam said he hopes to pay Nick that much 😉 and only if enough people sign up to his gumroad account.
That video is cringe and reeks of desperation ngl. I enjoyed some of his content and like the fact that he's stirring up shit in the otherwise boring and politically correct eceleb community but I'd never pay money for some low effort entrainment. Sad fricking beggar.
No frickin way this is him
MODS FFS
fricking snitch *heems you*
this is the only funny thing sam has done apart from some of his "stand up"
They were high school classmates
Cut from the same cloth
>Cut from the same cloth
Dano doesn't come across as a pedo if you ask me.
Why does he have the physique of an 80 year old man?
>muh lolcow
>muh kiwifarms
WHO THE FRICK ASK AT ALL GET LOST
if you expect a circle jerk about your e-daddy's latest turd then you missed a turn on your way to plebbit
Don't you also have your circle jerk on the kiwifarms where you gays put names on the thread if someone invades your circlejerk echo chamber thread?
have a nice day moronic homosexual
Didn't ask you troony.
Stop being a gossip girl homosexual it's embarrassing
Reddit is better for serious discussion though.
snake eating its tail
The way Sam talks on his podcast is so bizarre. I don't know if it's just a New England thing.
"Boxers are like...really fricking strong man. Francis Ngannou is the hardest recorded puncher but I feel like any elite boxer would absolutely smoke him, like the amount of kinetic energy a boxer generates with their mass is like, you can see the shockwaves"
I get what you're saying about how he talks, but in that example it just sounds like how Joe Rogan would say it. He's not wrong either, boxers are amazing.
no moron that's not how joe rogan would say it at all. he would say wow look at how big and black and oily ngannou is jamie just look at that you think you could handle all that?
I think its from being around charls for so many years
Ive picked up his weird schizo sentence structure just from watching his streams every once in a while
Expand your vocabulary by readying literature, not everything needs to be communicated by frfr no cap sus amogus deadass.
not everything needs to sound like “bro dude lmao” either you ESL beaner
I suppose if you look like that, you don't have many avenues in life to pursue.
so what's the point of trying to look as disgusting as possible? does he think it'll make him funnier or something?
is this edited?
he has severely ruined his body.
Is Sam Hyde in this thread right now?
>ToT
kek
Getting mad at this fat bastard fricking Marky in the ass really made me reevaluate my life.
Sam assblasted Marky in the ass and the brown hispanics and asiatic chinks havent recovered since
Why is his chest so weak compared to the rest of him? Looks like he's doing nothing but arms and core and intestines.
Hes not cut enough, bodyfat stores around the pecs a lot, if he cut down 5% bodyfat he would start getting that bodybuilder look
Still Sam weights 125kg, hes just that big that his chest starts looking small
disgusting rat
>invents comedy
>by not being funny at all
>sam goes on about wanting to frick karen o in one of his vids
>she looks just like the troony he had working for him
legit might stop watching him now
>thinking that joke was serious
what joke. he rants about it for like ten minutes and nick agrees with him
you're genuinely autistic. watch it again, if you don't pick up on the joke after having it pointed out to you then you're beyond redemption.
i think im genuinely autistic for falling for your fricking bait. frick you
wait, they don't love you like i love you
Hell, I'd frick her. I'd lucky her sweaty minge right after she walks off stage at a show. I'd tongue punch that fart box then stick my abnormally small penis inside.
Mr. Hyde looking like he belongs in a 1920's Vienna coffee house
He is unironically carried by Nick. Who did all the Hollywood legwork to get the world peace on tv?
Nick
Who wrote most of the funny skits?
Nick
Who still reaches out and creates deals?
Nick
Who works 60hours a work selling cars while writing?
Nick
Who destroyed World peace?
Sam
Who got MDEs channel banned off YouTube?
Sam
Honestly Nick should branch off and do his own thing, Sam is a fricking lazy leech who got lucky with crypto and thinks he is a genius.
Notice how Sammy boy shoots back into the spotlight and starts to get lots of views after Nick returned to MDE. The problem is that Nick is too loyal and humble and Sammy exploits Nick for money.
nick is loaded himself and more than happy to help one of his best friends sam
disgusting
Nick
Grew up poor, didn't let it hold him back
Highschool football star
Small business owner
Loyal husband and father
White children
Works 60 hours a week
Funny as frick
Sam
Trust fund kid
Middle aged with no family
High school and college art gay
Never held down a real job
Height of comedy skill is smashing things
Destroys connections and relationships
Charls
Schizophrenic
Race mixes with Arab
Kid looks like Apu from the Simpsons
Job is to ramble to dwindling twitch audience of 90 viewers
I see Nick, I click.
https://www.cameo.com/nickrochefort/feed/628e5cfdfc75ac36e18685f0
will this link steal my ChainLink™ tokens?
I'm not clicking that anyway
That makes so much fricking sense lol
who?
literally everything he said in the roman gladiator skit is true
I've never seen a 6 foot man look like a dwarf
who?
>who?
Some guy who was in mde years ago, a nobody now.
Noorwood 40
This is his best skit yet.
>hairline just'd beyond comprehention
>children with some weird ass genetic disease
charlsbros... it's official... sam won... that's it, let's just go home... it's over...
those are just the eyes arabs have. its not over yet
Rumors of him knocking up some b***h aside, Sam has no kids. No progeny. He's just a perpetual adolescent rich kid. He's the creepy childless pedo uncle of the trio now. I'd say Charls is the winner here.
Why does Sam hang out with teenage wiggers?
so they can provide him with the teen puss he craves from their peer circles
They do free work for him. Who do you think made this thread? His interns make these threads all over Cinemaphile.
you're right. if sam ends up a genetic dead end then he'll be a fricking loser.
but if he's rich and popular among a certain section of the internet then there's a decent chance he could get a younger woman and knock her up.
Charles probably won at getting a hot younger b***h though, even if she does edit her photos she's still cute.
babies often look kind of fricked up. they don't look like they have anythign wrong with them apart from having kind of weird arab bulbous eyelids. so they might be meh looking but they're healthy.
His twitch streams are insufferable, say what you will about Sam at least you actually get content from his grifting, Charls does super stretched out streams with no content waiting for subs and donos
i want to saw d'awwww but i just cant do it chuck
these kids will have insane jaws
Charls was a genuinely talented comedy actor and could've gone on to do many other things. Shame really.
The only shame is he didn't look to branch out and work with others. He's very respected by many. But he was obviously never going to work in a mainstream outlet. He knows nick mullen. He knows Shane gillis. I can see something brewing in terms of sketch comedy.
nah, he said on several occasions that hes never doing sketches, ever.
what new phase will he go through to become even less funny? we had white nationalist sam, advice sam, sound cloud rapper sam, now tough guy sam
i wish he would just do something funny for once. its been years
He's done. He pretends he has a game coming to keep the subscribers excited but he's hired a bunch of 18 year old wiggers to make it and it turns out you can't make a game "ironically." You actually need talent.
Those ghost videos are all you're going to get from now on, besides the podcast which is the most boring podcast ever made.
PGL should be just Nick interviewing people. Sammy doesn't say much and just picks his toes and rubs that funk into his beard.
Don't really have a strong opinion on Sam Hyde, but his fans seem to think his humor is s00per deep and generally seem to like the smell of their own farts so I'm cautious.
they're a cult
Is that image shopped? I never understood how he can be so buff and not have pecs like at all. I'm fat as frick, but 100 push ups a day and I got pecs like a super hero.
who?
I've never laughed as hard as when I was staying up late at night to watch World Peace. Good times.
Is this photoshopped? Sam has the most dysmorphic body I've ever seen.
in conclusion,
dont trust posts by the markyschizo with filenames like "kk" or "t"
>meanwhile trust sam who routinely speaks out of both sides of his mouth and is a massive hypocrite
seethe you fricking freak