>invites you to join the Seven
What would you do?
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>invites you to join the Seven. What would you do?
>invites you to join the Seven
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Do I get to choose my super power?
If he invited you, then that means you already have a superpower, anon.
See what you get.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
I think i'd be alright.
invisible strike. i don't get it.
Oh ok.. thanks.
Sounds like you have a invisible punch.
guild leader not even that bad as long i don't get assassinated by other guild leaders other than that quite op
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Amphibian_Adaptation
bros dont make me eat my cephalopod frens
I'll take that. I foresee much rape in my future.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Memetic_Aura
>I was born in the memes
>molded by them
>Those who control the memes
>Control the world
God-level status.
>solidify blessed power
If I understand this right I can essentially turn any random ass element into liquid or physical form for my own use. Yeah I'm thinking I'm in.
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Monster_in_the_Closet_Physiology
This seems a little broken.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Exercise_Manipulation
God damnit, do I get a reroll?
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Exercise_Manipulation
You can force people to exercise so you could force someone to swim out into the ocean until they get too tired to keep going and drown. Or someone to run headfirst into traffic.
You can control Homlander.... (maybe).
>The power to transform into or have a physical body made up of pixels. Technique of Pixel Manipulation. Variation of Digital Form.
how tf is this even a power?
There was some guy in the old Spiderman cartoon with iceman whose power was kinda this, he was pretty op.
Unless I can send him to jog in the sun, I doubt I can take him.
>Enhanced Motor Skills
now I'm a dexgay?
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Supernatural_Tears
Homelander would clap my head like he did the Daredevil guy on first sight.
GG everyone. My superpower is to literally be Goku. Everyone in this thread is a chump compared to me
Don't mean to get technical, but Goku's real power comes from transformation and the ability to get stronger after near-defeat, not the lightning bruiser type which you could say describes most powerful martial artists in the Dragonball universe.
I don't mean to get technical, but his true power comes from Allah, mashallah
pbuh
Absolutely halal
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Child_Manipulation
JFL what an useless power
>the most desired power on Cinemaphile
>manipulate children by making them say politicians raped them
Seems pretty ok.
>the fcnny master
UOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I think I win
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/World_Separating
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Impossibility_Manipulation
i could be pretty powerful
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Intuitive_Empathy
LOL
I win.
Wrong.
Fire Extinguisher sama!
I kneel
>Carnivorous Plant Physiology
Neat. I’m going to go Little Shop of Horrors on major population centers throughout the country.
So I'm the winner right? Did I win this?
Anon you can finally settle the debate on if the Irish and Italians are white, I kneel.
>Has infinite n word pass and can look like a fat italian american at will.
>Homelander is supposed to stand a chance
>Death force
Based
>The power to be entirely or partially nonexistent.
literally me
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Universe_Destruction
weird, i got the exact superpower i imagined myself having
Kek, I got the ability to an hero for periods of time lmao.
It's basically like being invisible except literally nobody can find you and you don't exist during that time but retain all of your memories when you decide to reverse the anheroing
playing possum with reality huh
Become the King of Ireland in a day.
What does that even mean?
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Omnilock
You get to live in your own limbo.
nothing can hurt, not even a black hole
You become sigma god
>Mathematics Mastery
So my superpower is autism
Hold on guys, I actually have another power. I can do anything you guys can, but better.
Into my Fleshlight you go.
well this fricking sucks
bring metal powder around with you everywhere and you could choke homelander to death if you wanted
Bro, you could murder the shit out of people with that.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Transcendent_Symbiote_Physiology
KINO
I'm more powerful than anyone now.
game over.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Islam_Mastery
I don't understand this. Does this mean you're the ultimate Islamic scholar or does it mean you can do shit like force women into Hijabs
It means you can carry out terrorist attacks with impunity because you can always say "not all muslims"
Islamic Mysticism is probably the best application of it
>Move to Saudi Arabia
>Use Islamic Mysticism Powers to unite the Sunni and Shiite
>Become the new caliph or be burned as a witch
CARPET FLIGHT LOOOOOOL
>Carpet Flight
Amazing.
Who wins?
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Taoism_Mastery
No level of christcuckery can defeat a super saiyan prophet of allah
>already on fire
They know whats coming for them
>Christian mastery has indomitable compassion and love
>Islam mastery has neither
based
Let's test communism for real this time
(Greed suppression)
Omni-Empathy
Well on the one hand I feel everything, on the other I'm a god in my own right
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Water_Augmentation
I fake my own death and go live in the middle of India or somewhere else he'd never come looking for me.
>Virtue_Inducement
I guess Homelander can't touch me
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Bodach_Physiology
this is not what I wanted
FINALLY
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Gender_Transformation
Holy shit, did I win?
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Omni-Immunity
>The user is completely immune to literally anything and everything on all levels, regardless of its type or status. Absolutely nothing can affect the user in any way regardless of what it may be, including powers, diseases, forces, concepts, laws, etc.
This power is literally top 5 most boring powers. How the frick are you gonna have fun with nothing hurting you or affecting you, ever?
i mean i can do a lot of rape
>you are immune to gravity
>you simply float up into space flying through the void waiting for the heat-death of the universe
No anon you did not win
>immune to everything
>Suge Knight tries to kill you by injecting you with HIV/AIDS
>nothing happens
>someone shoots you in the head with a slug round
>nothing happens
>every nation with nuclear arms bombards your location
>they only disintegrate your clothes
>some dude with super powers tries to treat you apart at the molecular level
>he gives up in frustration
Seems cool
It is I who has won. Game over.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Omnipotence
First order of business, mayonnaise and miracle whip no longer exists.
>literally God
>Cronenberg all of Asia
>Marsupials and humans switch places in Australia
>North Americas is trapped in an eternal nightmare hellscape. No one can get in or out.
>Turn South America into a garden of Eden paradise, with no men and only 10/10 women who don’t physically age past 45
>Africa stays Africa
>Europe is now a dystopian black and white film
>Antarctica is green
>Atlantis exists
A man can dream
>Marsupials and humans switch places in Australia
Why not?
This is a 2/10 on the fricked in the head scale. More funny than scary.
I think he was being serious, which makes it way cringey-er than it needs to be.
>North Americas is trapped in an eternal nightmare hellscape. No one can get in or out
Yeah but what would you change
lol butthurt spic
sorry bro
>Sasquatch Physiology
I want a refund.
>Homelander tries to kill me
>I literally end him out of existence
Kek this power is too OP.
>Coral combat
>The power to infuse coral into one’s physical combat.
This fricking sucks
Hey that shit can frick you up if you step on it. It shreds wooden ships too.
If you were a pirate it'd be useful.
Rip homelander
Sharingan is bullshit
Nice, if it's similar to Protege from marvel you would absolutely destroy everyone
Amazo is so based. He would absolutely wreck the entire Boys-verse.
EVERYONE RUN, HE COPIED THE POWER TO CREATE FIRE EXTINQUISHERS
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Strength-Based_Speed
Dude, frick yeah. Super speed is always awesome but it's even better when it's brought about through sheer strength instead of candy ass yippy-wippy time slowing.
Something I never understood is why speedsters don't have super strength too, at least their legs should be able to break steel without any issue.
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Spore_Bullet_Projection
What the hell
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Archetype:Villain/Cosmic
Frick yeah
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Apocalyptic_Object
just gotta bunker down and cause the apocalypse
(also excuse my incoming sperg out)
am i actually the magical one and i just need to concentrate it through an object or did i just birth a book when i took compound v
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Mud_Magic
Oh frick off.
>Hi, Phil Swift here!
>crimefighting mastery
times up fa/tv/irgins
>Particle Manipulation
I kill Homelander by ripping him into trillions of pieces.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Intertemporal_Manipulation
Pretty sure this allows me to emulate King Crimson.
How does it even work?
I'm assuming it'd be something like locking time as a pseudo-freeze, moving between the cause and event of the present and future, and resuming time where I'm the only one who is aware of what happened in between.
Ok lemme give a rundown.
King Crimson works in two ways, he uses his epitaph to see into the future 10 seconds, then his main ability is to erase that time whilst everyone else goes about those ten seconds the way his epitaph foresaw it whilst he can do whatever he wants.
So imagine you see 10 seconds into the future and you see some dick head will spill orange juice on you and ruin your white shirt, so you then use king crimson to erase those 10 seconds, move yourself to stand out of the way of the dickhead coming to spill his drink onto you, and then stand behind him.
Once the ten seconds are up, he'll have split his orange juice, only to find that you seem to have teleported away, he'll turn around, find you standing behind him, then you punch a hole in his chest and murder him.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Mortality
Oh
Got Raiden, based
>he invited me on as a bigger joke than the deep
You get canceled at e3 congrats
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Space-Time_Lordship
I think I'm actually more powerful than homolander now
Oh yeah, I think it's cooming time.
>imagines waifu
>organic weaponry
yea nah I'm fricked. Better than talking to fish I guess at least
frick me man
>tokes a fat blunt
>heals
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Personal_Civilization
This seems incredibly overpowered albeit on a relatively small scale depending on where you live. I'd basically become a mortal god within my civilization.
I'm op
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Stellar_Physiology
I will be the most powerful white man
So...I can turn into Satan?
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Hybrid_Vitality
Oh wow some random shit i cant be bothered to read
So basically I'm some sort of god, I guess
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Mystic_Derivation
Nice, I would control most 30+ year old Cinemaphileners
I could honestly make a decent living with this
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Appliance_Creation
Rolling
what the shit, pretty sure he'd just murder me outright
With my power, I could easily destroy him, I've won.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Magic_Ascendancy
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Faithifery
I'Z AN ORK
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Esoteric_Moon_Manipulation
I'm Moonman
Frick yeah. I win.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Mankind_Deity_Physiology
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Weather_Manipulation
I quit the seven to reforest the Sahara.
>Internet Manipulation
Guess im hust gonna cover-up accidents and murders.
>Storm generation
Frick yeah, summer is cancelled forever.
Frick
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Expressive_Ears
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Fat_Inducement
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Talking_Bestowal
The power to grant a being/an object the ability to talk.
Fricking great I'm a scitzo
Well, looks like I'm good at animation, I guess.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Animation_Mastery
Not very supernatural.
yeah i should be fine
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Self-Power_Bestowal
I AM the Seven.
>Aether object
sounds neat 2bh
goddamn I think I win
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Fan_Manipulation
ffs
Fricking garden manipulation?!?
>Broom Mimicry
How is this a power?
You become the ultimate hipster.
HIPSTER GOD, I KNEEL
How the frick does King Crimson work
Cause that's what I got
b-bros?
>fat, ugly nerd is supernaturally good at fricking
>nobody will ever know it
No... Use your power and become the ultimate Fat Ugly Bastard!
Best possibility coming through
...
Play the hand you're dealt.
>Blood Bomb Generation
>The user can create and launch bombs, explosives and other volatile constructs composed of blood, which can have various effects on the target.
Jesus that's so fricking lame
I got the lamesr most gay shit ever fml
log onto OSRS and start using your power to alter the game.
bro...im pretty sure I can build this without a super power
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Peak_Human_Defense/Absolute
>completely invincible to all attacks.
Eat a bag of wieners, Homie.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Phoenix_Dragon_Physiology
can i beat homelander?
>*BRAAAAAAAP*
Wtf
A man chooses! A slave obeys!
>Played 18, Shot 18
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Lampad_Physiology
I'd be alright. Mythical demigods > material plane capeshits. I point at homelander and he falls over dead
>kori physiology
>The user is a kori, a destructive aquatic monster, with appearance similar to an anteater. They use their large claws to dig under riverbanks, causing them to collapse. The kori can produce destructive phenomenon such as strong winds or turning dirt into water to drown people.
Wow cool thanks
>*Writes that stormfront has big Booba*
>*Writes that stormfront gives me a titjob*
Frick off homelander
What are the implications of me having a power I cant even understand?
Is this powerful or what the frick? What does it even mean lmao
I think that's noclip
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Nuclear_Fire_Manipulation
Didn't they already frick over the guy who could do this?
Lads, get on my frickin level
Id call me Captain Climatechange and heat those nibbas up until all of africa is flooded. Then rebrand in Captain Chudster
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Anti-Electromagnetic_Field_Projection
>Crossover inducement: The user can create/induce crossovers to other universes, enabling two or more otherwise discrete characters, settings, and/or universes to interact.
Fantastic, crossover with both Marvel and DC and let the sparks fly.
rolling
>Life Data Manipulation
>The user can create, shape and manipulate creative/life data, digital information capable of creating/giving/granting life. This allows them to not only create and give life with their data, but even grant it sapience/sentience and possibly even free will/soul of its own.
I create the Justice League to frick these israelites up
I am boring but I like good superheroes more
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Explosion_Sense
this might be the worst one
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Sense_Manipulation
this one is alright. i can make homelander blind and deaf.
I can become any mythical creature at will, time to become a skinwalker or whatever the else I want lol
It wouldn't be a choice, he'd force me to join to find information for him before slapping me on the ears. I am fricked
Not bad, really.
yes if I get to mouth rape starlight
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>episode has very little Seth Rogan involvement
>it's good
The whole series has little Seth Rogan involvement. He's just a producer.
yeah he just approves and modifies the script at will, approves casting, pick directors and has final say on anything.
kvetch propaganda.
why is he going off the deep end this season?
because he enjoyed deep's book, Deeper
Why wouldn’t he be?
he broke him and now he is doing the same to A-train, which doesnt make sense as he can barely run fast anymore.
that pos self serving butthole would never invite a transperson into his beloved seven
btw my power is that i am infact a woman
Oh? On god? No cap?
This is the extent of knowledge millennials have, to batter zoomers speach patterns.
he 100% would for public approval ratings with the crowd who did not like his fascist speech.
rape starlight
tell him i hate capeshit
>Season 2 was shit
>Season 3 has been great so far
You love to see it.
Yeah, not only is the plot better, but the production quality seems way higher as well.
what were even Supersonic's powers
What happened to the super cute bald stranger things girl that blew up people with her mind and escape the supe prison?
frick you israelite rat shills and this shit show
Was noir supposed to be a failed clone of homelander
Why is he just a Black person
>Failed Clone
>Is a Black person
Anon you answered your own question
That plot line got dropped obviously. It was just a deus ex machina anyway.
I do hope they don't go the route where Ryan is somehow supposed to obliterate him, but we'll see.
They deviated from the comics since season 1. It's a good thing, I don't want a retread of the comic, I already read it.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Vampire_Lordship
pretty cool I could probably hold my own with the top members of the Seven and also sire my own army of vamps in secret to overthrow Vaught or whatever that company in the show is called
I like the theory that he wears a muscle suit
He does, they showed his lanky naked body this season
>What would you do?
Ask what constitutes "The Seven"
rape him
Bow before my power anons
i kneel
I don't remember this from The Last Guardian
did they make such a fake looking muscle suit on purpose? Shit looks so obviously padded around the chest and arms.
To all the Anons that thought they won: I win.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Chest_Storage
I feel like I would become the Seven's frick toy and their smuggling tool at the same time.
DID SOMEONE SAY OIL?
IM SURE SOMEONE SAID OIL.
America's new greatest ally.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Rainbow_Fire_Manipulation
I guess I could fill the LGBT representation, but doubt I'll make the Seven.
encourage him to do fricked up shit and become his bro.
>Everyone can have super powers for a day.
Don't see why a season 4 is necessary anymore.
I’m ready for herogasm
have a nice day mass replyer
deny. Why would I want that kind of attention?
I join because Homelander is based
>Nazi gf
>Perfect Aryan Man
>Told israelite b***h to jump
>Doesnt take shit from women