Is a married man really expected to resist this?

Is a married man really expected to resist this?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my wife is hotter than both of them.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      post wife you frickin liar

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes

      but not hotter than paloma ana
      sorry

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      post feet

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nice larp, loser.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If it was just the slag on the right, yeah. De Armas, though? Nah

      lol sure buddy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes easily unless his marriage is shit

      Based

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pics or it didn't happen

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's a very sweet thing to say anon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah right

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hope she sees this bro

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's obvious his old hag caught him looking at ana and typed that out pretending he didn't see her

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is a LARP until you provide timestamped evidence

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The point is that he was essentially on nofap because he hadn't had sex with his wife in weeks, so his will was weak

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >weeks
      oh noes

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'll bet you can't go 3 days without ejaculating.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >t. neet
          people with a job dont constantly think about sex anon

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >so mind broken by his job he doesn't think about sex
            you've lost what it is to be human

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              anon this isnt mindbroken you have it the wrong way around. stay-at-home neets have nothing to do so they got to fill the void with their perverted fantasies

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >wanting to procreate and extend humanity is a perverted fantasy
                k bro

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >elegan/tv/irgins arent drooling perverts
                okay newbie

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                arent drooling perverts
                nah, it's a pic related

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                which of the monkeys are u

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Cinemaphile neets
                >procreating

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >t. neet
        people with a job dont constantly think about sex anon

        anon this isnt mindbroken you have it the wrong way around. stay-at-home neets have nothing to do so they got to fill the void with their perverted fantasies

        >elegan/tv/irgins arent drooling perverts
        okay newbie

        which of the monkeys are u

        >low t gay with an ego
        lol

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          sorry i dont talk to the unemployed

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes easily unless his marriage is shit

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sex with ana

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would've immediately killed the right and made the left my dungeon sex slave

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nice trips. I'd let them in and feed them eggs in a bowl.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They both look like dogs so I can see why John Wick let his guard down

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >9 years ago we had a movie where a hot girl dresses in his daughters schoolgirl outfit then rapes him
    wouldn't be made today

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >9 years ago
      FRICK

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eli Roth wife left him for a fricking dyke

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Of course porn-addicted hedonists on Cinemaphile couldn't resist.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ana De Armas is my one cheat pass, as discussed with my fiancee.

    I just have to hope Bradley Cooper doesn't hit on her.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you haven't seen what she looks like today have you

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i mean not as good from what i've seen of recent pictures but still hot as frick
        though maybe i'd change my hall pass to sydney sweeney.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          remake with sweeney when

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    unrealistic scenario

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Am I supposed to pretend that chinless bloated faced Ana de Armas is some rare beauty?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what am i missing? she's still hotter than 99% of girls with makeup

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      soon.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's the type of Latina that hits the wall like a brick, I guess.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >beauty
      Yes, now apologize.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Is a married man really expected to resist this?
    sure and they are not that hot either a bit scummy looking

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm married and it'd be hard as frick to resist. Doesn't matter how hot your current wife is, there's always that need for new and younger. Just gotta realize it's not worth it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I can see even younger and plain-looking being exciting.
      Good thing I don't want to get married.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They look like crackhacks who kill homeless people.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but in a way that you know they're really freaky in bed.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. Marriage is a promise to your spouse. Of course you're going to run into people hotter than your wife on occasion, that doesn't mean you should give in.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's too good to be true. I'd absolutely think they're trying to rob me.
    Best I could do for them is offer to call a cab. They wait for it outside.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    See, the trick is to actually be single but to convince women like this that you actually have a wife.
    Then, they'll do the thing where they homewreck and want to post it to the internet, but once they do you can just comment "nice."
    Then, when they have remorse and try to accuse you of rape bc you lied about having a wife, you have evidence that they consented to it by the fact that they posted it enthusiastically online.
    Congrats, you frick two hot b***hes like that at once and have mental fap material for the rest of your life.
    A good bonus too is that you have the confidence from this encounter to frick other b***hes, and if this case goes viral, you have the pre-selection from other hot b***hes because they know that you bagged two hot b***hes at the same time and they bragged about it on the internet.

    That's what I would do in that situation.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >two titlets

    They have no power over me.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but have you seen the shower scene where Ana is all pressed against the glass?
      Hnggggggggggg

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If she's smaller than a G-cup, then she's not even a woman to me.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Okay I'll have sex with prime Ana then, more for me.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is is true that women prefer men that are taken?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      go put on a wedding ring and see how much attention you suddenly get

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes, i've heard that before. but WHY?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          they assume your wife has spent 2 years molding you into the perfect husband. the work has been done for them already.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            moronic-ass women would go for a "perfect husband" that cheats lmao.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              yes. he isn't cheating at that point she's just eye fricking him.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Are you saying they'd eyefrick and then let something like a conscience or good judgment get in the way?
                What's the point of ringgayging to trick homewreckers in the first place if these homewreckers aren't rampant?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i'm saying women are mentally moronic. put a ring on and go get your dick sucked.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Will do

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      go put on a wedding ring and see how much attention you suddenly get

      What's a realistic price on a good wedding ring?
      I genuinely want to try this, might as well at this point.
      What is the least attractive you can be as a man to do something like this? Give me a looksmatched celeb or internet personality or picture or something for reference.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        just go to a thrift store they have a ton of them for cheap

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You can get a simple gold band for about a grand, depending on where you shop. That’s if you’re going legit, you can probably do it for a fraction of the price if you’re willing to settle for brass or silver.

          Would the brass or silver attract less prostitutes or would they be too hellbent on the thrill of homewrecking to notice?
          Can anyone here confirm if they've actually done this?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can get a simple gold band for about a grand, depending on where you shop. That’s if you’re going legit, you can probably do it for a fraction of the price if you’re willing to settle for brass or silver.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Is a married man really expected to resist this?
    Yes. You made a vow before God.

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