>Is a Stormtrooper for his entire life. >Abruptly decides to join the Rebels

>Is a Stormtrooper for his entire life
>Abruptly decides to join the Rebels
>Immediately starts slaughtering Storm Troopers despite the fact that he was one last month
Is Finn a psychopath?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Is Finn a psychopath?
    Worse. He's a Black person.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well, he is black. Killing his own comes naturally to him.

      >racism outside of /b/

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        not racism if it's true.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        pretending to be a homosexual mod is also a violation. Go be a crossing guard for your moron school if you need to feel empowered.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well, he is black. Killing his own comes naturally to him.

      Ummmm....based?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A space Black person.

      I'm literally black in real life and unironically wish I lived in George Lucas's star wars, not gay star wars. No one would view me as black I would just be viewed as a human even by uppity white ass imperial officers, and if I decided to marry or breed with a white or hapa woman there'd be no seething because white genocide would not exist. But also imagine how dating apps would work in star wars. homie there's 36 quintillion lifeforms in the galaxy and I can't find my dream waifu? You trippin.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'd still view you as a worthless piece of shit Black person and would perpetuate racism in space with my progeny.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Dude why the frick would I care? I'd be in pod race with my big titty twilek gf on my lap and going to laser blaster gun ranges.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You would be murdered without trial by Jedi tyrants if you tried that

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well, he is black. Killing his own comes naturally to him.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't this whole movie just a worse version of a new hope?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its like a new hope except all the stuff that isn't like a new hope

      so I guess every movie is a worse version if a new hope

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes, it's just a shitty, woke, assembled by corporate committee derivative of ANH.
      don't bother with the other anon that responded to you, they're obviously gay as frick

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, it's key jangling mixed with JJ's fanfic
      >hey we need to find Luke, no it doesn't make sense how we already have both pieces to the map or why this map exists to begin with or why Leia sends only one random pilot to this random desert planet to secure the single most important thing in the galaxy instead of bringing Tekka to her
      >we need him because the First Order is a thing, no we don't explain how they exist and have hundreds of thousands of soldiers and tech and bases and ships and trasnformed AN ENTIRE PLANET IN AND OUT into a Death Star even though the good guys have been ruling for 30 years
      >oh hey a young hopeful person trapped in a desert planet that wants to do more with their life, where have I seen this before
      >oh hey, the Millennium Falcon just so happens to be here and hasn't been found 'til now even though it's being tracked by like four different factions (this will never be brought up again because it was added in an ADR line so the fact the ship puts the entire Rebellion in compromise is never acknowledged)
      >(also yeah we're calling ourselves the Rebellion even though we've been the government for three decades, wanna know why idk read some side material that tries to patch this script)
      >oh Han Solo is back to his smuggling days! Just forget that means he failed in life and is now a sad pathetic dude doing the same thing he did 35 years ago with a failed marriage and lost son
      >we go back to le cantina full of aliens! (the owner screams Solo's name thus alerting the enemies to her even though she's supposed to know better, but she's a small colored alien that has all the wisdom and shit like Yoda!)
      >dude Death Star but BIGGER
      >dude Jacen Solo but worse
      >dude Obi-Wan's death but worse
      It's bad

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >>dude Jacen Solo but worse
        >"Hey Luke named his son Ben after his mentor, why don't we have Leia and Han name their son Ben"?
        >"GENIUS!" - JJ Abrams

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No you see anon, it was a 4d chess move because JJ knew Leia had gone on a whacky adventure with Obi-Wan when she was 10 and spent her days running around a forest while mentally challenged goons chased her

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm still convinced that was the main ulterior motive for that terrible show

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he saw dat white pussy and finna knock that b***h up

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What yellow fever does to a homie

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a US soldier but I'd kill my squad for a QT Chinese girl tbh.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >(X) doubt

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Lol. Lmao even.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Military id's have been hard plastic with a chip cac to put in computers for 15 years at least, when I was in.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They took fried chicken off the cafeteria rotation, what the frick was he supposed to do besides kill all those crackers?

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Immediately starts slaughtering Storm Troopers despite the fact that he was one last month
    The introduction to Finn has him being sent to "reconditioning" by his superior, suggesting that they are both brainwashed to be obedient and that disobedience is a common occurance in their ranks.
    Phasma really should have been a real character instead of shiny Boba Fett.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's a weird scene in TLJ that Rian cut for some reason, where she also turns on other stormtroopers

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >easily knocks off her hand further suggesting she's part robot
        Really wasted character, same with Hux

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >has Finn saying something other than Rey for the nth time
        >ever so slightly humanizes Stormtroopers again by having them look at each other in doubt over Phasma's actions and how it affected them
        >has Phasma show a modicum of skill in her shooting making her 0.5% less wasted as a character
        I guess scenes like this or Luke reacting to Han's death weren't important enough, we needed for Canto Bight footage

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He looks like he's about to puke in that helmet.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Rebels
    It's the RESISTANCE you alt-right chud. Let me guess you got all your opinions of the prequels from RLM. The Force IS Female and YOU CAN GO FRICK YOURSELF

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >is rattled by seeing one of his Storm Trooper brothers die
    >realizes he wants nothing to do with this senseless violence
    >*5 minutes later*
    >blasting Stormtroopers in a tie fighter
    >”WHOOOOO”

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the mandalorian and andor had former stormtroopers and they did those archetypes much better in a few minutes than the entire sequel trilogy did.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the only two black men in SW are both introduced as traitors
    what did the writers mean by this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Evert trilogy only has exactly one black character

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ??

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >betrays the republic and tries to assassinate the democratically elected chancellor over a religious dispute

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        SLJ is an honorary aryan

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ??

      But at least, they weren't diversity-hire comical reliefs like in Disney Star Wars

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they cast this fricking ape. Imagine casting someone so bad you have to hide them from the Chinese.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lots of people talked about how the stormtroopers in the original trilogy were basically soulless evil mooks who only existed to be mowed down, so Disney decided to try and make stormtroopers more complex with Finn.
    Then they realized complex stories with grey morality are hard to write so they went back to having them be soulless evil mooks who only exist to be mowed down

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you re-watch the old ones, they dubbed in female storm trooper voices.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm supposed to take the evil army seriously when half of them have pathetic squeaky little b***h c**toid voices
        lol
        lmao even
        Might as well have made half of them midgets or 12 year old children, and expected me to see them as a serious military force and not a practical joke.

        Too bad every single fictional universe has adopted this moronic gender equality delusion nowadays.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        hot

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >they dubbed in female storm trooper voices.
        ??

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why are you lying?

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When I was watching this movie in theaters I thought that at one point Finn would be rallying all the Stormtroopers into a rebellion against the First Order

    It would have been kino

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's kinda like how the people who talk about redditors the most here are people who just recently got their accounts banned there. Doing a complete 360 is common and usually happens after something breaks the camels back.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >black employee starts killing people for no reason

    Pretty realistic tbh

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