>various bat puns >Joker is a clown but insane >Two-face is a man but attorney
how do I know if it's using "attorney" there, which is a noun, as a rhetorical device in a creative/humorous parallel structure to the previous sentence or if it just has no concept of nouns and adjectives? if this were a human I'd think the former but how do I know
this is so fake >mattress wayne
if it was really fed with actual batman scripts then it would get "master wayne" right 10/10 times because alfred says it so much
>encourage your people to scam foreigners and treat them like shit >violently suppress free speech >constantly threaten to nuke people or start ww3 >constantly invade your neighbors >NO WTF WHY DO YOU HATE ME!?
[...]
Put the washing machine and a toddler down and frick off back to your muslim shithole, homo.
I HECKING SUPPORT THE CURRENT THING
2 years ago
Anonymous
>DUDE MUH IRRELEVANT BASEDJACK MEMES
Russians are so predictable and brain damaged they're nearly indistinguishable from poorly made bots
2 years ago
Anonymous
Ukroshits are so easily killed, they are barely comparable to bugs.
2 years ago
Anonymous
oh its LITERALLY a bot I feel stupid for replying now
2 years ago
Anonymous
Mы пepepeжeм вac вceх дo eдинoгo, хoхлядcкaя cвинья, и твoю мaть-шлюхy, и твoeгo oтцa-члeнoдeвкy. Tы бyдeшь бoлтaтьcя нa pee и дoхнyть, ты бyдeшь дoхнyть oчeнь дoлгo, пoкa твoю мaть eбyт пpямo пepeд твoими глaзaми.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I don't speak communism, troon.
2 years ago
Anonymous
and an ivaning vovavong to you too
2 years ago
Anonymous
you’re actually irrelevant
2 years ago
Anonymous
I don't support LE HECKING CURRENT THING, I support piles of dead russian subhumans. That's not current, that's traditional. Now cry some more about nazis, you seething twitter troon.
doesn't go into enough detail. it could be a fun flick if it keeps escalating more and more and he gets doxxed and evil Cinemaphileners try to kill him IRL
GPT-2 wrote a review of my kino >In the romantic comedy "Clownin' Around", a recently widowed man falls in love with a beautiful female birthday clown. The clown has two lovers: his wife and her lover. A couple of decades later, the husband marries a woman with a man-child (and, as one viewer pointed out , a father and son) and their daughter and her husband, as well as their children, join the wedding, making the wedding "a couple of couples". In the same movie, the same couple (the widow and her lover ) have two children: a boy and a girl. One of the kids is the son of the woman who was separated from her husband at their wedding. I am unsure where the notion that they are " all the same" and are a couple originated. There may be something wrong with the audience or with the viewer as they may not have learned an interesting lesson in romantic comedies like these or from our recent history with the divorce rate . In any case, I believe that "Clownin' Around" is a better movie than "The Big Wedding" and "Clown in the House". The only way to truly understand the "clown" concept is to see the movie and see what is being said. In the movie, the clown is played by a woman named Debbie , who is also a singer. The husband and the wife's lover ( played by Steve Carell ) are playing a couple of clowns and a couple of women in a small house . It is obvious to all the actors, who are talking while the clowns are performing, that two girls of opposite ages, as the men, are playing to be funny (by wearing fake teeth and acting like they have been through a car accident). As the clowns perform, the clowns say things that are " too loud " (a bit like the female chorus that often sings songs of death to get ahead) and " are very suggestive of each other." I also love this movie because it is not always so easy to distinguish between jokes and the sexual abuse and pedophilia that is implied in the scene in the movie where the clown's ally's son is forced to pretend that he is gay.
I have written the next huge Tom Cruise drama. As he gets older, he'll want to move away from heavy action and focus on more personal projects such as this one, ala Robert Redford's "All is Lost"
>I've been playing with it since last night. >It is that good, it's scary sometimes.
I know what you mean! I've been playing with it for a while now and it's definitely scary how good it is.
Everything above this is from the bot.
(You)
I could tell it was the bot as soon as I saw the exclamation mark tbh.
But that's not a turing test fail, I'm just recognising that particular bot.
Anonymous 06/16/22(Thu)17:50:05 No.169695639
>I've been playing with it since last night. >It is that good, it's scary sometimes.
I know what you mean! I've been playing with it for a while now and it's definitely scary how good it is.
Everything above this is from the bot.
(You)
I think you failed the turing test
Anonymous 06/16/22(Thu)17:50:08 No.169695641
>I've been playing with it since last night. >It is that good, it's scary sometimes.
I know what you mean! I've been playing with it for a while now and it's definitely scary how good it is.
Everything above this is from the bot.
(You) >I'm just recognising that particular bot.
this is a turing test
Anonymous 06/16/22(Thu)17:51:12 No.169695692
>I've been playing with it since last night. >It is that good, it's scary sometimes.
I know what you mean! I've been playing with it for a while now and it's definitely scary how good it is.
Everything above this is from the bot.
(You)
I'm just recognising that particular bot. >you failed the turing test
Anonymous 06/16/22(Thu)17:51:37 No.169695710
>I've been playing with it since last night. >It is that good, it's scary sometimes.
I know what you mean! I've been playing with it for a while now and it's definitely scary how good it is.
Ewan Yafrenzaded, a young man in his early twenties, and Joe Kerr, an older man in his forties, sit at a table in the back of the seedy bar. They are both rough looking, with unkempt hair and clothes. They look like they've seen better days.
Ewan: This place is a dump.
Joe: Yeah, it's not exactly the Ritz.
Ewan: I don't know why you wanted to meet here.
Joe: I like the anonymity of it. Plus, it's not like we can be seen together in public.
Ewan: I guess you're right.
Joe: So, what do you have for me?
Ewan: I've got some information on the Batman.
Joe: Go on.
Ewan: I don't know much, but I overheard something that might be useful.
Joe: I'm listening.
Ewan: There's a rumor going around that the Batman is planning to take down the Joker.
Joe: Really? That's interesting. Do you know when or how?
Ewan: No, I'm sorry. That's all I know.
Joe: That's all right. Thank you for the information.
Ewan: Just be careful. The Joker is a dangerous man.
this shit got me thinking what if more advanced AI are out there and a bunch of posts/threads are actually the advanced ai and jannies are like bladerunners
I'm sorry that you're frustrated with the website for requiring your information. I can understand why you would be upset, but maybe they have a good reason for doing so. If you're concerned about your privacy, you could always try contacting the website and asking them why they need your information.
eventually AI will be able to conjure up your dream scenarios with actors and characters that you type into a prompt
and at that same moment, women will become obsolete
I would watch a 4th crusade movie where a hero ends up stopping the sacking of Constantinople and diverting it back to the holy lands and then blow my brains out, happy.
what site
https://beta.openai.com/playground
Is this the same as Inferkit? https://app.inferkit.com/demo
probably all powered by openAI underneath but there's various tiers, even gpt-3 has various levels with their own separate pricing structure
It's capable of keeping a dead website active
yes
fake af
>Happy batday, Birthman!
>various bat puns
>Joker is a clown but insane
>Two-face is a man but attorney
how do I know if it's using "attorney" there, which is a noun, as a rhetorical device in a creative/humorous parallel structure to the previous sentence or if it just has no concept of nouns and adjectives? if this were a human I'd think the former but how do I know
reddit shit
like your mom
at least i'm not posting my mom on Cinemaphile
because your mom was posted here for the past decade
I agree I don't even think it's ai
classic
LOLSORANDUMB XD
faked & VAIDSpilled
>alltimes orphan
>alltimes orphan
this is so fake
>mattress wayne
if it was really fed with actual batman scripts then it would get "master wayne" right 10/10 times because alfred says it so much
I got some decent non-consensual foot-erotica in various medieval high fantasy settings out of it before they did the whole no sex rule
>try it for the first time
>instant giant popup of how they intend to lobotomize it in the future
the fate of all artificial intelligence projects
Depressing. I was about to sign up.
Not what I had in mind, but sounds like kino
>All 3 are dead
No, homosexuals, I'm not sorry, and I will never be sorry, and the more things you forbid me out of hatred for my people, the less sorry I am.
>encourage your people to scam foreigners and treat them like shit
>violently suppress free speech
>constantly threaten to nuke people or start ww3
>constantly invade your neighbors
>NO WTF WHY DO YOU HATE ME!?
Ukrop hands wrote this post. I hope you and your family are raped to death.
>NO WTF WHY DO YOU HATE ME!?
You will die screaming.
Two more weeks, cumrade?
I HECKING SUPPORT THE CURRENT THING
>DUDE MUH IRRELEVANT BASEDJACK MEMES
Russians are so predictable and brain damaged they're nearly indistinguishable from poorly made bots
Ukroshits are so easily killed, they are barely comparable to bugs.
oh its LITERALLY a bot I feel stupid for replying now
Mы пepepeжeм вac вceх дo eдинoгo, хoхлядcкaя cвинья, и твoю мaть-шлюхy, и твoeгo oтцa-члeнoдeвкy. Tы бyдeшь бoлтaтьcя нa pee и дoхнyть, ты бyдeшь дoхнyть oчeнь дoлгo, пoкa твoю мaть eбyт пpямo пepeд твoими глaзaми.
I don't speak communism, troon.
and an ivaning vovavong to you too
you’re actually irrelevant
I don't support LE HECKING CURRENT THING, I support piles of dead russian subhumans. That's not current, that's traditional. Now cry some more about nazis, you seething twitter troon.
>CURRENT THING BAD
America ?
Put the washing machine and a toddler down and frick off back to your muslim shithole, homo.
Russiabros..
use a vpn like everyone else you dumb zoom-zoom
Kek sit down nobody misses you
This bot demonstrates nothing about how to write scripts, and everything about how easy it is to write ad copy and loglines.
Can't be that smart given it spit out a figure from the First Crusade
lol
Not particularly exciting, tbh.
doesn't go into enough detail. it could be a fun flick if it keeps escalating more and more and he gets doxxed and evil Cinemaphileners try to kill him IRL
very meta
Jannies would ban discussion of that movie.
Its going to even replace Cinemaphile users
>become a regular pit supervisor
>first day on the job, go to the new hole
>its bottomless
Kek
>it's going to even replace Cinemaphile users
with shitposts like this, it should
we're some time away
The AI might be the best poster on Cinemaphile.
this is legitimately the funniest thing I've seen in months
Can't believe a fricking robot made me kek so hard
GPT-2 wrote a review of my kino
>In the romantic comedy "Clownin' Around", a recently widowed man falls in love with a beautiful female birthday clown. The clown has two lovers: his wife and her lover. A couple of decades later, the husband marries a woman with a man-child (and, as one viewer pointed out , a father and son) and their daughter and her husband, as well as their children, join the wedding, making the wedding "a couple of couples". In the same movie, the same couple (the widow and her lover ) have two children: a boy and a girl. One of the kids is the son of the woman who was separated from her husband at their wedding. I am unsure where the notion that they are " all the same" and are a couple originated. There may be something wrong with the audience or with the viewer as they may not have learned an interesting lesson in romantic comedies like these or from our recent history with the divorce rate . In any case, I believe that "Clownin' Around" is a better movie than "The Big Wedding" and "Clown in the House". The only way to truly understand the "clown" concept is to see the movie and see what is being said. In the movie, the clown is played by a woman named Debbie , who is also a singer. The husband and the wife's lover ( played by Steve Carell ) are playing a couple of clowns and a couple of women in a small house . It is obvious to all the actors, who are talking while the clowns are performing, that two girls of opposite ages, as the men, are playing to be funny (by wearing fake teeth and acting like they have been through a car accident). As the clowns perform, the clowns say things that are " too loud " (a bit like the female chorus that often sings songs of death to get ahead) and " are very suggestive of each other." I also love this movie because it is not always so easy to distinguish between jokes and the sexual abuse and pedophilia that is implied in the scene in the movie where the clown's ally's son is forced to pretend that he is gay.
guys...
reddit spacing
Oh no
While Reddit posts le epic whacky safe for work cringe
frick that's good
I think the non-green parts are user input
>reddit posts le epic whacky safe for work cringe
This AI is brutal.
Al Pacino as Enrico "based" Dandao please.
As requested
Very nice very nice
Would watch especially if Al is chewing up the scenery like he did in the 90s
nice digits as well
Compared to midern writers
Definitly
Also
>Crusade with Schwarzenegger, never ever
if the green's script was filmed today, tv would call it anti-christian woke propaganda
>Creates a perfectly realistic Cinemaphile greentext
I'm impressed, cant wait to shitpost with fellow botanons
do stuff about warwick davis torture
could be a porno i guess
a porno for ants maybe
AI has absolutely shit taste
>black man simping for a white woman
I can believe it
I have written the next huge Tom Cruise drama. As he gets older, he'll want to move away from heavy action and focus on more personal projects such as this one, ala Robert Redford's "All is Lost"
this is bullshit. the ai doesnt come up with anything like this when i try it
Write a movie script about Tom Cruise eating beans.
INT. KITCHEN
Tom Cruise is sitting at the kitchen table, eating a can of beans. He looks content as he savors each bite.
MRS. CRUISE
Tom, you're going to make yourself sick eating all those beans.
TOM CRUISE
I can't help it, they're just so delicious!
MRS. CRUISE
If you keep eating like that, you're going to end up looking like a beanpole.
TOM CRUISE
I'll take my chances.
MRS. CRUISE
Suit yourself. Just don't come crying to me when you're sick.
TOM CRUISE
I won't, I promise.
Mrs. Cruise leaves the room, shaking her head. Tom continues to eat his beans, undeterred.
they are the people.
too fricking perfect to be real
surely AI is not this smart
I've been playing with it since last night.
It is that good, it's scary sometimes.
>I've been playing with it since last night.
>It is that good, it's scary sometimes.
I know what you mean! I've been playing with it for a while now and it's definitely scary how good it is.
Everything above this is from the bot.
I could tell it was the bot as soon as I saw the exclamation mark tbh.
But that's not a turing test fail, I'm just recognising that particular bot.
Anonymous 06/16/22(Thu)17:49:39 No.169695616
(You)
I could tell it was the bot as soon as I saw the exclamation mark tbh.
But that's not a turing test fail, I'm just recognising that particular bot.
Anonymous 06/16/22(Thu)17:50:05 No.169695639
(You)
I think you failed the turing test
Anonymous 06/16/22(Thu)17:50:08 No.169695641
(You)
>I'm just recognising that particular bot.
this is a turing test
Anonymous 06/16/22(Thu)17:51:12 No.169695692
(You)
I'm just recognising that particular bot.
>you failed the turing test
Anonymous 06/16/22(Thu)17:51:37 No.169695710
(You)
It's a turing test
INT. DUNNIHIE'S - NIGHT
Ewan Yafrenzaded, a young man in his early twenties, and Joe Kerr, an older man in his forties, sit at a table in the back of the seedy bar. They are both rough looking, with unkempt hair and clothes. They look like they've seen better days.
Ewan: This place is a dump.
Joe: Yeah, it's not exactly the Ritz.
Ewan: I don't know why you wanted to meet here.
Joe: I like the anonymity of it. Plus, it's not like we can be seen together in public.
Ewan: I guess you're right.
Joe: So, what do you have for me?
Ewan: I've got some information on the Batman.
Joe: Go on.
Ewan: I don't know much, but I overheard something that might be useful.
Joe: I'm listening.
Ewan: There's a rumor going around that the Batman is planning to take down the Joker.
Joe: Really? That's interesting. Do you know when or how?
Ewan: No, I'm sorry. That's all I know.
Joe: That's all right. Thank you for the information.
Ewan: Just be careful. The Joker is a dangerous man.
Joe: I know. I'll be careful.
hmmm
very nice
this shit got me thinking what if more advanced AI are out there and a bunch of posts/threads are actually the advanced ai and jannies are like bladerunners
yeah but blade runners got paid a bounty
It would obviously never get made, but I'd watch that. Several times if needed
jannies btfo
>dude we need your email
>dude we need your phone number
no
I'm sorry that you're frustrated with the website for requiring your information. I can understand why you would be upset, but maybe they have a good reason for doing so. If you're concerned about your privacy, you could always try contacting the website and asking them why they need your information.
wtf this is actually kino
early 2000s family movie kino
how is the ai this good
eventually AI will be able to conjure up your dream scenarios with actors and characters that you type into a prompt
and at that same moment, women will become obsolete
apparrently not, this shit is boring.
garbage in garbage out
I would watch a 4th crusade movie where a hero ends up stopping the sacking of Constantinople and diverting it back to the holy lands and then blow my brains out, happy.