>Not looking forward to it.
Then why the fuck are you still planning on watching it?! You retards are pathetic. Just stop watching this garbage, then you'll have less to bitch about and your life will improve dramatically
>I can’t give anything a shot! I must ONLY consume something if I am 100% sure I will love it and feel the comfort of familiarity from it!!!! >I can NEVER open myself to change!!!!
With all that said, show will still probably be shit.
>lemme just only watch things I know I'll 100% like
ok
I don't have to be 100% sure I'm going to like something, but I have to at least think it looks worth watching. And before you say "then you must only watch the same 10 or so movies over and over", no. I've seen over 2000 movies and I still have another 2000+ on my watchlist. I just look for things that interest me. I have no desire to watch something just because it's the popular thing to do if it looks fucking awful
what do you think?
even normies dont give a shit about marvel phase 4
they're literally done outside of spidey, so expect disney to cram every fucking cameo they can on spidey movies to drum up hype for b-tier shit
If it had actually delivered on the multiverse aspect, it would have made much more, but instead it just sort of killed the multiverse hype because of how lame it was.
It’s more about unfamiliar characters than phase 4. Multiverse of Madness and No Way Home made plenty of money, as will Thor.
Completely different than having fans watch a TV show with a character most people have zero knowledge on. Not to mention a show that looks like it’s a Disney channel original movie.
When it comes to phase 4, it’s all been shit. I’ve only enjoyed Loki, Spiderman, Eternals and Strange. Shang chi would’ve been good if they would’ve kept the crouching tiger type of shit out at the end half of the movie and kept it more “real” like the beginning half. Imm looking forward to She Hulk mostly due to Hulk and rumors pertaining to a possible world war hulk set up
>why bother watching this show? >we already review bombed it >no like stop watching the reviews are bad!!! >WHY ARE YOU STILL WATCHING IT'S BAD JUST LOOK AT THE REVIEWS!!!!!
Why are incels like this?
Because comic book nerd wants to watch something like hulk versus wolverine. and not some Pajeet high school disney channel diversity stuff with obvious political stuff.
So why even pretend that you like it. It has bad writing so appeal should be on it's characters which are also bland and boring. So why would I wanna watch something that is made by angry middle aged woman to appeal american left also you already know it's gonna have those annoying american political stuff with lazy writing rather watch Kino's from the past then worst type of capeshit.
>tfw I am black
THE PANDERING IS TOO MUCH
EVEN FALCON AND THE WINTER SOLDIER ALMOST MADE ME DIE OF CRINGE
THEY INTEGRATE LEFTIST TALKING POINTS IN THE MOST HAMFISTED WAYS
BRING BACK PHASE 1 KINO FEIGE PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU
Last capeshit I watched was the original Guardians of the Galaxy and I dgaf about any of this shit.
Can someone explain to me what the appeal of this character is supposed to be? Is it literally just her identity politics? Or is it like “wisecracking suburban loser turns super-powerful” which is basically just a gender- and race-swapped Peter Parker ripoff? Like what is her personality supposed to be?
The only thing black about Miles Morales is that he sprays graffiti on public property and exclusively fucks white girls. Other than that, he's just your typical nerd with spider powers.
I don't recall Peter Parker idolizing a supposed hero (Captain Marvel) that killed another hero (Tony Stark) in a Civil War and even participated in turning in a friend to a concentration camp. This happened in the comics that the character is based off of.
Last capeshit I watched was the original Guardians of the Galaxy and I dgaf about any of this shit.
Can someone explain to me what the appeal of this character is supposed to be? Is it literally just her identity politics? Or is it like “wisecracking suburban loser turns super-powerful” which is basically just a gender- and race-swapped Peter Parker ripoff? Like what is her personality supposed to be?
Yes, all she is, is identity. That, and to send royalty checks to the Marvel exec who created her as a self-insert.
it looked promising, but I thought it was a bit too graphic to show her getting beat and beheaded by her husband after he found the uniform in the secret compartment of the closet
I went into episode 1 not knowing anything and left thinking this is probably the worst shit I've seen all year and yeah I didn't like Hawkeye or Moon Knight that much either.
I'm from Muslim background (even though not religious anymore), spotted multiple cases in this show which would make the average Muslim angry. If they find out and bite down on this, Marvel is in for a shitshow
They don't have any other choice. They're a minority in the west, the right hates them so their only option is to side with the left. But trust me deep down Muslims also tired of their bullshit. Not so long ago a group of Muslim parents in UK went on a public protest against teaching LGBT shit to kids in school. Once they garner enough populace to form their own political party in the west, that's when the real show starts
mashallah habibi, may you find your way to the light of Allah again someday
I'm from Muslim background (even though not religious anymore), spotted multiple cases in this show which would make the average Muslim angry. If they find out and bite down on this, Marvel is in for a shitshow
i will 100% support my crazy muslim brothers if they declare jihad against the great satan of our time, disney. pbuh
an outfit like that in an MCU movie isn't practical. It only works in comic books not IRL. Sorry, it looks fucking ugly. The cosplayer looks hot though.
If you're going to make fantasy you have to make it believable. If you're a superhero you better damn wear some actual superhero protection not some skimpy whore outfit. Fucking retards.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>If you're going to make fantasy you have to make it believable
So no more black elves?
1 year ago
Anonymous
Yes
1 year ago
Anonymous
>you have to make it believable.
Please, stop posting
1 year ago
Anonymous
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By this logic there should be force FLYING in the Star Wars universe. Fuck realism since it's in a fantasy settings. Force users should also shoot force energy balls like a hadouken. Because it's fantrasy, right? Fucking retard. Make it practical while making the fantasy believable. There's a difference.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>If you're going to make fantasy you have to make it believable.
It is unbelievable to believe that all women on all planets, universes, multiverses wear only pants all the time besides being stupid it does not bring the fanservice and does not attract women either, stupid and dumb
1 year ago
Anonymous
>If you're a superhero you better damn wear some actual superhero protection not some skimpy whore outfit.
If your skin is more durable than any material in existence, then the """""protection""""" of a millimeter of fabric doesn't matter one bit.
1 year ago
Anonymous
an outfit like that in an MCU movie isn't practical. It only works in comic books not IRL. Sorry, it looks fucking ugly. The cosplayer looks hot though.
>you have to make it believable
So you're saying that the more powerful a character is, the skimpier their costume can be? Because a powerful magic user for example doesn't need to worry about protection and mobility when she can fly/portal/teleport and use protection spells, and when it comes to alien women or women with physical mutations their bodies might be already strong enough to withstand physical damage even if they ran around naked.
Not only that, but it actually makes *more* sense that the most powerful women (especially villainesses) would dress less practically, as a way of aserting dominance, showing off that they don't need physical protection.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>Not only that, but it actually makes *more* sense that the most powerful women (especially villainesses) would dress less practically, as a way of aserting dominance,
Right, I remember when my female boss dressed like a slut to show dominance to other peers. Totally makes sense anon.
1 year ago
Anonymous
In the scenario I'm describing the superheroine/villainess is putting herself into combat situations wherein most people would need to wear protective clothing to stand a chance of winning. In that scenario if the superheroine/villainess is able to demonstrate she can do just as well if not better than her opponents without protective clothing or even practical footwear, then that's going to be an intimidating display of their power.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Trannies and dikes from Disney will never understand this anon
1 year ago
Anonymous
>it actually makes *more* sense that the most powerful women (especially villainesses) would dress less practically, as a way of aserting dominance, showing off that they don't need physical protection.
Historically that was understood too. Gods and heroes were typically depicted nude, it was a requirement for sports competitions (also near-nakedness is still a requirement in sumo wrestling to this day), and whilst it wasn't the norm there have been historical accounts of naked or near-naked warriors who'd do so to demonstrate how confident they were in their abilities.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Me in the top left
1 year ago
Anonymous
You think that guy's a bottom?
1 year ago
Anonymous
>If you're a superhero you better damn wear some actual superhero protection not some skimpy whore outfit
i only accept this if the girls' costumes get torn the fuck out and end their fights basically naked. that's fair, right?
By this logic there should be force FLYING in the Star Wars universe. Fuck realism since it's in a fantasy settings. Force users should also shoot force energy balls like a hadouken. Because it's fantrasy, right? Fucking retard. Make it practical while making the fantasy believable. There's a difference.
1 year ago
Anonymous
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If you're going to make fantasy you have to make it believable. If you're a superhero you better damn wear some actual superhero protection not some skimpy whore outfit. Fucking retards.
as long as it makes sense in universe rules everything is fine in fantasy
Captain Marvel is almost invincible. She can fight wearing a bikini.
1 year ago
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If you're going to make fantasy you have to make it believable. If you're a superhero you better damn wear some actual superhero protection not some skimpy whore outfit. Fucking retards.
>practical in fantasy land
There is flying and energy ball shooting in Star Wars
1 year ago
Anonymous
He's not flying he's levitating using the force. and it's not canon. And even when it was canon that shit was unbelievable.
>main actress is a whore showing her tits
lmao good luck thinking they'll even bother to try to properly portray based islam that keeps their women in check
the fuck? she has no ass. why couldnt they get a girl with an ass?
man, there was this pakistani girl in my university program. warda. she had such a cute little face and a beautiful smile. and her ass was so fucking phat. thin waist too. All I ever wanted to do was fuck her big brown asshole while making those fat cheeks clap like war drums.
unfortunately she was already engaged to some old 50 year old dude when she was 15 and got married after university.
Anon not being in a basement is why I know the marketing didn't make this for basement dwelling losers. They're not gunna put a teenager in skimpy outfits with curves, that's Nickelodeon. Disney's makes them into little sloots but it takes like a decade and a half.
prove what? that I've seen a lot of films? here. and in case you are curious, the filters are to hide shorts and tv shows
I don't think letterbox makes you watch them to check them off so thsts not really proof of anything beyond having an autist filter.
>I don't think letterbox makes you watch them to check them off so thsts not really proof of anything beyond having an autist filter.
Well I have no other way to prove it. You either take my word for it or you don't
>everything somewhat even across age and gender >young men love the film while the young girls (well singular in this case) hated it
does it have some manner of sex appeal that's making the boys overlook it and the girls angry?
>No movie in existence is a 1
Ralph Breaks the Internet
Lion King (2019)
Terminator: Dark Fate
all utterly meritless, offensively awful, and deserve the lowest score available.
This series doesn't need to make money. Disney's ESG score will go up for releasing this which will make investors more likely to throw money at them. Nobody is releasing media for money any more.
>be muslim teenage girl >wear hijab >see muslim superhero on tv >she's not wearing hijab >father sees me watching >father beats the shit out of me >2/10 would not watch again
Disney did it by forcing them to shit out too much content, Marvel/Feige did it by doing retarded shit that wasn't supposed to be done right after a big movie like Endgame
I dont like indians and all types of ragheads. Watched everything else, will pass on this. Dont like this uppty bitch either. She is not humble and sweet like sochi. She's texting kevin faggy uppity shit.
I had no interest until I saw this clip of her. She is now a top tier waifu. This combined with her letterbox'd review calling Captain Marvel a shitty movie has btfo Kevin Feige
It's a failed comic book series, I don't even know why they're giving her a full main show. America Chavez is failed but they're not giving her a thing, she was in Dr Strange as a McGuffin.
Muslim-without-hijab-Girl is not interesting either. They should have gave us a Inhumans reboot TV show, with the Terragen mist in the early episodes, and a reveal that it comes from the Moon, then a Blackbolt/Medusa reveal
+ Blackbolt would have had a lot of hype after MoM because people are frustrated and wanted to see more
Feige is not as street smart as before, he doesn't have the hype-builder engine in his brain anymore, Phase 4 has been way too slow and lackluster with some C-List heroes and generic boring movies. Bring in the f4 already
>I don't even know why they're giving her a full main show
Because even though it failed it took a little bit to do it, she was the only new character in a decade to have even the slightest bit of popurality
She was decently well recieved before it all came crashing down from getting shoved into civil war 2
Bear in mind decently well recieved is relative to the absolutely nobody gave a shit of all their other attempts at new characters
Is anyone even bothering with ms marvel? It’s already got a 6 on IMDb
This is the creator of Ms Marvel and the person responsible for turning Marvel comics into a sales disaster She seems to be being sued for harassment at Marvel and what did Disney do? Promoted her
IF it was any good, then Disney would have gone full-blown with investing in it as a movie project to get big money out of it. It's another show most will never see, will be quickly forgottan, and also anyone who didn't bother with it is somehow literally Hitler.
I'm watching and Kamala's family seems to "ethnic" I feel like families nowadays are a lot more Americanized than this. Just feels like this Indian family feels too shoehorned
Why would I watch something that is made by far-left there are still so many movies and shows I haven't seen from the past so why would I watch something that obviously I would hate. Too lazy to shittalk shit this now tho
Are those racial and sexual minorities expropriating goods and services?
1 year ago
Anonymous
>expropriating goods and services?
that has nothing to do with being leftist anon. the point is there are gay coloreds on the screen. there is nothing more to leftist ideology
>and wasnt for another hundred years. its not the 1900 hundreds anymore grandpa
You do realize that the fall of the Soviet Union wasn't that long ago (1990s), and you can just look at Venezuela for a prime example of failed socialist policy, pup.
1 year ago
Anonymous
how did soviet union empower workers?
1 year ago
Anonymous
The populist Russian Revolution overthrew the Czar and monarchy, creating the Soviet state. The premise of the political policy is that the workers will govern themselves instead of being ruled over by a king. Possibly good on paper, being all for equality and stuff, but a pesky thing called Human Nature always comes into play to ruin everything. So essentially the pleb worker traded one ruler for another, under the guise that they were now all equal. Same thing with China. But they keep on trying.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>this thread devolves into shit flinging poolitics
Why just Why
>what does that have to do with the left?
it's been the Leftist socialist/communist mantra for 100 years.
and wasnt for another hundred years. its not the 1900 hundreds anymore grandpa
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this hsow includes almost everythin left pushes like racial and sexual minorities. Thats basicaly leftist program on screen.
a guy like che guevara has nothing in common with your american leftists that only care about identity politics and nothing else. >But Che bad he killed one gorijon
idc
No no, in America left means you shop at Starbucks and right means you go to Dunkin. They have no idea what communists or Nazis are, just that they are the bad guys in Stallone movies.
I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE
ENOUGH OF THIS PANDERING BULLSHIT
I DONT EVEN KNOW ANY PAJEETS THAT WANT TO WATCH THIS SHIT
JUST GIVE ME COMIC BOOK STORIES
THATS IT
NO MORE PROPAGANDA
WHY IS IT SO HARD?
WHY???
WHHHHYYYY?
>tfw I am black
THE PANDERING IS TOO MUCH
EVEN FALCON AND THE WINTER SOLDIER ALMOST MADE ME DIE OF CRINGE
THEY INTEGRATE LEFTIST TALKING POINTS IN THE MOST HAMFISTED WAYS
BRING BACK PHASE 1 KINO FEIGE PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU
I love Kamala, but it's pretty clear from the trailer this isn't Kamala. When they want to give her her comic powers back maybe I'll watch. As it is, no thanks.
>Fat indian (probably lesbian?) main character >Mudslime & israelite friend >Homosexual principal
5 minutes in and this just looks like diversity quota vomit
Loki, in terms of Kang's reveal and the whole multiverse cops concept. Falcon in terms of being the new Captain America. There will also be a new female Hawkeye by the looks of it.
you need to watch obi-wan. its going to be important for setting up backstory of reva and obiwan before they are in the next doctor strange movie and secret wars
Holy shit these indian accents. I JUST cannot take them seriously anymore after the Cinemaphile memes. I almost said "SIR, DID YOU REDEEM THE AVENGERCON TICKET?! SIR! DID YOU REDEEM?"".
Oh my fucking God I am laughing inside my brain now. Please tell me she is spending most of the episode with white humans and not these toilet monkeys. lololol
It's too ridiculous.
>SIR, YOU BLOODY, have I told you to redeem this racism?
Omg what the fuck happened to Cinemaphile? I skimmed over the thread. No one is making jokes about Indians. No one is repeating "SIR ::: DID YOU REDEEEEEEM?" jokes over and over again, until they become unfunny. I am so so SO disappointed in you.
SIR! SIR!
Do NOT redeem the Avengercon Ticket! SIR! Please listen to me, you ... SIR! Are you listening? Sir, are you listening? DO NOT CLICK ON REDEEM. DO NOT REDEEM THE AVENGERCON TICKET: YOU BLOODY BASTARD!
Is there are genuine reason to hate this or something. Larson's Captain Marvel was an insufferable cunt of a character and the film itself was just going trough the motions to the max capeshit slob. This looked like some show for little girls with colors and pop music and the MC is a normal teenager. I don't know why you even give a shit, really only just because MC is a muslim paki?
There's a nonwhite girl who isn't instantly sucking white dick on a completely option streaming service. So naturally Cinemaphile will have threads on it for months.
She has no lgbt background in the comics so I wouldn’t assume anything yet (also I think even Disney would know better than to make their first Muslim hero gay)
It's fine, at least it's honest about what it is unlike Obi-Wan. Though they probably should've spaced it out better so they aren't introducing her, America Chavez, and Femthor one after the other.
>quake she is the strongest inhuman ever >black bolt he is the strongest inhuman ever >miss marvel she is the strongest inhuman ever
And they all flop. What the point?
So i watched the episode, seems like its gonna be about some nerdy girl discovering her powers and lesbianism
Maybe she will save some normies and be hunted by some agency
Not very interesting for a first episode but im gonna give it some more before i decided to drop it or not
>Does anyone else think the Ms Marvel actress is pretty hot?
yeah but i have a fetish for brown women
>dude muslim parents are strict lmao >but also they will react to the escape like it's nothing
in a real muslim family no one would go to sleep that night
Do they explain why she idolizes captain marvel? Because if I recall correctly, she's been fucking around in space since the 90s and abandoned earth after the snap.
I don't really mind about the plot, or KK as a character, but "chubby brown little-ball-of-sunshine-but-really-just-desperately-trying-to-be-cool, with a weird relationship with her parents" is my "one that got away" and this shows puts me in a weird as fuck mood.
i dont really care, but i give everything about ten minutes or three strike outs based on personal established principles. things can count as double strike out when its for example a race mixing gay couple, since its two propaganda pieces mixed into one. knowing its disney, it wont survive long and i wont have to waste my time.
>Yes, I love the main lead too she seems cool her letterbox reviews seem based too. She also has some real nice thunder thighs
I know it's a funny meme that her letterbox reviews make it seem like she browses Cinemaphile, but she's a she/her/hers woke cunt.
Okay, I watched the first episode. The girl is boring. She's too young and not pretty enough. Very plain-faced. She looks like a chubby kid in the mask. She doesn't have anything going for her that makes me want to watch her. Not funny, no charisma. The inventor guy is just a Nerd. The parents aren't even that strict.
Yeah, not going to bother watching this. The man and woman in the post-credit scene are also Indians so whatev.
Dumb question about the MCU, given that I didn't watch the Falcon and Winter Solder show: does the general public know anything about Captain America going back in time at the end of Endgame? Because it feels weird to see the memorials for Iron-Man and Black Widow, but nothing for Captain America, despite the fact that he essentially "died" (as far as the public is concerned?) shortly following the battle.
Does anyone know what happened to him? Did he just vanish, and people assume he went into quiet retirement or something?
>does the general public know anything about Captain America going back in time at the end of Endgame? B
I wonder this too. I would assume they just told the public he died or something idk
I think there was some bit of dialogue in something about a conspiracy theory that Captain America is living on the moon, so I assume the public knows that he’s retired but maybe not that he’s an old guy.
All of my friends are liberal. I have to watch hours of new woke shows and movies every week just to own chuds and proven I'm not racist. It's so exhausting. I can't keep up anymore.
I forgot it came out today. Maybe I’ll watch the first episode. Not looking forward to it.
>Not looking forward to it.
Then why the fuck are you still planning on watching it?! You retards are pathetic. Just stop watching this garbage, then you'll have less to bitch about and your life will improve dramatically
Hes like some fat apathetic NPC who isn’t really hungry and doesn’t ever feel like pizza but it’s just there so I guess here we go
>I can’t give anything a shot! I must ONLY consume something if I am 100% sure I will love it and feel the comfort of familiarity from it!!!!
>I can NEVER open myself to change!!!!
With all that said, show will still probably be shit.
I don't have to be 100% sure I'm going to like something, but I have to at least think it looks worth watching. And before you say "then you must only watch the same 10 or so movies over and over", no. I've seen over 2000 movies and I still have another 2000+ on my watchlist. I just look for things that interest me. I have no desire to watch something just because it's the popular thing to do if it looks fucking awful
Prove it.
prove what? that I've seen a lot of films? here. and in case you are curious, the filters are to hide shorts and tv shows
>lemme just only watch things I know I'll 100% like
ok
what do you think?
even normies dont give a shit about marvel phase 4
they're literally done outside of spidey, so expect disney to cram every fucking cameo they can on spidey movies to drum up hype for b-tier shit
i thought multiverse of madness made quite a lot of money
Because of spidey.
If it had actually delivered on the multiverse aspect, it would have made much more, but instead it just sort of killed the multiverse hype because of how lame it was.
It’s more about unfamiliar characters than phase 4. Multiverse of Madness and No Way Home made plenty of money, as will Thor.
Completely different than having fans watch a TV show with a character most people have zero knowledge on. Not to mention a show that looks like it’s a Disney channel original movie.
When it comes to phase 4, it’s all been shit. I’ve only enjoyed Loki, Spiderman, Eternals and Strange. Shang chi would’ve been good if they would’ve kept the crouching tiger type of shit out at the end half of the movie and kept it more “real” like the beginning half. Imm looking forward to She Hulk mostly due to Hulk and rumors pertaining to a possible world war hulk set up
>No one cares i just watched 90% it
Lol lmao
>enjoyed Loki, Eternals, Strange
Jesus Christ how horrifying
>It's all been shit
>I've enjoyed half of it
Get a life, nerd
>enjoyed eternals
opinion discarded.
>filtered by eternals
embarrassing
the only half decent thing to come out of phase 4 was Raimi's characters
That's bait
Fag
>why bother watching this show?
>we already review bombed it
>no like stop watching the reviews are bad!!!
>WHY ARE YOU STILL WATCHING IT'S BAD JUST LOOK AT THE REVIEWS!!!!!
Why are incels like this?
No one saying that. Take your meds
I'm saying that and I have taken my meds
You never said that
That's not actually a thing we do.
>Cinemaphile has never had an oh no no no thread over rotten tomatoes
Haha okay.
Because comic book nerd wants to watch something like hulk versus wolverine. and not some Pajeet high school disney channel diversity stuff with obvious political stuff.
So why even pretend that you like it. It has bad writing so appeal should be on it's characters which are also bland and boring. So why would I wanna watch something that is made by angry middle aged woman to appeal american left also you already know it's gonna have those annoying american political stuff with lazy writing rather watch Kino's from the past then worst type of capeshit.
Pajeet here, we actually used to have Disney made regional stuff in 2000's & it's much better than this.
this is whites only board
Who asked
God
Sorry to be the one to tell you this but we're moving in you can't do anything about it but seethe. Your skin is the color of bird shit.
We’re moving in and stealing their white wome.…mm.…I love white women.
>t.shitdick
The worst part for comic nerds is they completely changed her powers
Which proves comic nerds are retarded.
The worst part is that Kamala Khan exists
Disney's queer don't like women in gymnastics uniforms
>outrageous comic proportions
>Brie doesn't want to do it because if they did do it she would be out of there lmao
If there's one thing I'm certain, Marvel is one big lying ass about those proportions.
Take your damn meds
What's it like being a sociopath?
Last capeshit I watched was the original Guardians of the Galaxy and I dgaf about any of this shit.
Can someone explain to me what the appeal of this character is supposed to be? Is it literally just her identity politics? Or is it like “wisecracking suburban loser turns super-powerful” which is basically just a gender- and race-swapped Peter Parker ripoff? Like what is her personality supposed to be?
Yea. The entire advertisement for this show has been “brown paki female from jersey city, in a coming of age story with plenty of lgbt stuff.”
Sounds terrible. Why can’t you guys bring yourselves to stop patronizing this stuff?
>muslim mc
>plenty of lgbt stuff
are they asking to get bombed?
none of the muslim characters are lgbt afaik
Muslim teenager. That's it. Just like how Morales is nothing but black Spider-man, but comics fags insist they're ACKSHULLY great characters.
>Muslim teenager.
No thanks
The only thing black about Miles Morales is that he sprays graffiti on public property and exclusively fucks white girls. Other than that, he's just your typical nerd with spider powers.
She’s the modern day Peter Parker.
Her white friend or more likely love interest to promote interacial shit seemed like a knock off Tom Holland. He even made gadget shit for her.
>He even made gadget shit for her.
At least he's not useless. Surprised they didn't have a genius lesbian niggress make all the gadgets.
I don't recall Peter Parker idolizing a supposed hero (Captain Marvel) that killed another hero (Tony Stark) in a Civil War and even participated in turning in a friend to a concentration camp. This happened in the comics that the character is based off of.
Yes, all she is, is identity. That, and to send royalty checks to the Marvel exec who created her as a self-insert.
because y'all incels are reviewbombing it
sure thing schlomo, your show is a masterpiece
it looked promising, but I thought it was a bit too graphic to show her getting beat and beheaded by her husband after he found the uniform in the secret compartment of the closet
this I would watch
>It’s already got a 6 on IMDb
Guess why.
CW-tier show that's making retards seethe for some reason. The anti-woke crowd have become completely unhinged.
Your lies fool no-one, /leftypol/ subhuman.
Didn't know it was out. Don't care. Won't watch.
I went into episode 1 not knowing anything and left thinking this is probably the worst shit I've seen all year and yeah I didn't like Hawkeye or Moon Knight that much either.
as a muslim I'll just say western muslims are not muslims, fuck you america and your globohomo cancer
I'm from Muslim background (even though not religious anymore), spotted multiple cases in this show which would make the average Muslim angry. If they find out and bite down on this, Marvel is in for a shitshow
the way westlims let globohomos and libs push them around, they'll end up having lgbt mosque at this point, fucking christ man
They don't have any other choice. They're a minority in the west, the right hates them so their only option is to side with the left. But trust me deep down Muslims also tired of their bullshit. Not so long ago a group of Muslim parents in UK went on a public protest against teaching LGBT shit to kids in school. Once they garner enough populace to form their own political party in the west, that's when the real show starts
Good luck to you too brother
mashallah habibi, may you find your way to the light of Allah again someday
i will 100% support my crazy muslim brothers if they declare jihad against the great satan of our time, disney. pbuh
Based mudslime
Based.
Reported to DHS.
Based, keep fighting the good fight and don't let them destroy your nations too
>takfeering
but yes i agree that western Muslims are cringe. the western culture is just inherently hedonistic and degenerate.
Funny how her ass looks better in that suit than Brie’s.
*smack*
???
shitskins
Bre brothers... did we lose?
>casting directors are gay
news at 11
shopped pic
Someone in the future please hires the Terminator and tells him to stop Disney from buying Marvel
an outfit like that in an MCU movie isn't practical. It only works in comic books not IRL. Sorry, it looks fucking ugly. The cosplayer looks hot though.
>practical in fantasy land
If you're going to make fantasy you have to make it believable. If you're a superhero you better damn wear some actual superhero protection not some skimpy whore outfit. Fucking retards.
>If you're going to make fantasy you have to make it believable
So no more black elves?
Yes
>you have to make it believable.
Please, stop posting
Read
>If you're going to make fantasy you have to make it believable.
It is unbelievable to believe that all women on all planets, universes, multiverses wear only pants all the time besides being stupid it does not bring the fanservice and does not attract women either, stupid and dumb
>If you're a superhero you better damn wear some actual superhero protection not some skimpy whore outfit.
If your skin is more durable than any material in existence, then the """""protection""""" of a millimeter of fabric doesn't matter one bit.
>you have to make it believable
So you're saying that the more powerful a character is, the skimpier their costume can be? Because a powerful magic user for example doesn't need to worry about protection and mobility when she can fly/portal/teleport and use protection spells, and when it comes to alien women or women with physical mutations their bodies might be already strong enough to withstand physical damage even if they ran around naked.
Not only that, but it actually makes *more* sense that the most powerful women (especially villainesses) would dress less practically, as a way of aserting dominance, showing off that they don't need physical protection.
>Not only that, but it actually makes *more* sense that the most powerful women (especially villainesses) would dress less practically, as a way of aserting dominance,
Right, I remember when my female boss dressed like a slut to show dominance to other peers. Totally makes sense anon.
In the scenario I'm describing the superheroine/villainess is putting herself into combat situations wherein most people would need to wear protective clothing to stand a chance of winning. In that scenario if the superheroine/villainess is able to demonstrate she can do just as well if not better than her opponents without protective clothing or even practical footwear, then that's going to be an intimidating display of their power.
Trannies and dikes from Disney will never understand this anon
>it actually makes *more* sense that the most powerful women (especially villainesses) would dress less practically, as a way of aserting dominance, showing off that they don't need physical protection.
Historically that was understood too. Gods and heroes were typically depicted nude, it was a requirement for sports competitions (also near-nakedness is still a requirement in sumo wrestling to this day), and whilst it wasn't the norm there have been historical accounts of naked or near-naked warriors who'd do so to demonstrate how confident they were in their abilities.
Me in the top left
You think that guy's a bottom?
>If you're a superhero you better damn wear some actual superhero protection not some skimpy whore outfit
i only accept this if the girls' costumes get torn the fuck out and end their fights basically naked. that's fair, right?
By this logic there should be force FLYING in the Star Wars universe. Fuck realism since it's in a fantasy settings. Force users should also shoot force energy balls like a hadouken. Because it's fantrasy, right? Fucking retard. Make it practical while making the fantasy believable. There's a difference.
as long as it makes sense in universe rules everything is fine in fantasy
Captain Marvel is almost invincible. She can fight wearing a bikini.
There is flying and energy ball shooting in Star Wars
He's not flying he's levitating using the force. and it's not canon. And even when it was canon that shit was unbelievable.
>isn't practical
Go watch some movies before you post here trannie
Holy shit go to bed grandpa
not a argument trannie
i can't believe these costumes only exist in porn parodies these days
built for kafir boys
>butthurt muzzies review bombing it
lmao
jesus christ she's so fat and ugly
You're fat and ugly
>IT'S ME, MS MARVEL
don't you talk about me, you son of a bitch.
>who said that WHAT IS that?
>Get’m the hell outta here, DON’T givem his jacket!
kek, it was only a matter of time
Same energy
Yeah that was the joke you retarded redditor
I’m convinced Disney is run by pedophiles
shes 19
you sick fuck
>main actress is a whore showing her tits
lmao good luck thinking they'll even bother to try to properly portray based islam that keeps their women in check
lol what you gonna do about it homosexual, take your truck of peace out for a drive?
She literally learns to drive in the first episode.
Inshallah kill it with fucking fire then throw it from the fag drop
>space between tits
that shit is unforgivable even in 40yo roasties but on a 19yo girl? Jesus christ... she's disgusting.
kek what an incel
wtf is wrong with you?
virgin spotted lmao
>marvel covers up actress cuz sexism or something
>actress shows off skin anyway
Many such cases
Oh, many, indeed.
all women are whores this is nothing new
Unfortunately, the normies never know who the real Ms Maarvel was.
The character is in high school, even if the actress is an adult.
Not unlike Euphoria, one of the most popular tv shows right now. Does Sam Levinson have anything in common with the top executives running Disney?
Second hottest Marvel girl behind Hailee.
Ugly as fuck not as bad as zen but still max amerimutt
the fuck? she has no ass. why couldnt they get a girl with an ass?
man, there was this pakistani girl in my university program. warda. she had such a cute little face and a beautiful smile. and her ass was so fucking phat. thin waist too. All I ever wanted to do was fuck her big brown asshole while making those fat cheeks clap like war drums.
unfortunately she was already engaged to some old 50 year old dude when she was 15 and got married after university.
>she has no ass
MCU/Disney run by trannies and dikes, what did you really expect? Carol Danvers was replaced by this
>she has no ass
She's a teenager, anon, a show aimed at kids and not Euphoria kids. Lmao at you homosexuals sometimes.
lol, you need to get out of your basement
and when will this woke disney look for latinas that actually have curves?
Anon not being in a basement is why I know the marketing didn't make this for basement dwelling losers. They're not gunna put a teenager in skimpy outfits with curves, that's Nickelodeon. Disney's makes them into little sloots but it takes like a decade and a half.
I don't think letterbox makes you watch them to check them off so thsts not really proof of anything beyond having an autist filter.
>I don't think letterbox makes you watch them to check them off so thsts not really proof of anything beyond having an autist filter.
Well I have no other way to prove it. You either take my word for it or you don't
I NEED BLACK QUEENS
feels like the show is meant for Indian Americans more than muslims
Nah. The Disney shows are never good. And apparently it's woke.
Dropped.
Don’t plan on watching Disney’s first Muslim super hero. Looks like shit.
>why is it getting review boomed?
>it must be incel racist
>how can people dislike this show?
Yeah if you think that's a reasonable or natural spread of review scores, you might be retarded
>the incels are living inside my walls
Take your meds
Who are you quoting ?
>lots of 10s
>natural
>lots of 1s (still less than 10s)
>it's a c-conspiracy
Other poster didn't actually specify that either highs or lows were normal, schizoid.
>everything somewhat even across age and gender
>young men love the film while the young girls (well singular in this case) hated it
does it have some manner of sex appeal that's making the boys overlook it and the girls angry?
*making the boys overlook the flaws
also <18 is not a fucking specific enough group, it should be something like 5-10, 10-15, 15-20
Girls hate other girls more than anything.
It's a reasonable question anon
No movie in existence is a 1
>No movie in existence is a 1
Ralph Breaks the Internet
Lion King (2019)
Terminator: Dark Fate
all utterly meritless, offensively awful, and deserve the lowest score available.
Why Dark Fate and not Genisys? Dark Fate at least had John Connor’s death which was somewhat impactful on the average viewer
Wait till reddit normies find out the muslims don't like it and the muslims are not as kind as they think
>LE MINORITY... IS NOT LE GOOD ??
no one cares what muzzies think
Chaddit though.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt10857164/episodes/?ref_=tt_ov_epl
episode rating is REAL rating.
>75% of votes are 1 and 10
I hate normies so much it's unreal. I hope none of those are counted in the actual score.
There really ought to be a smaller rating scale so people don’t completely skew ratings by only giving the highest or lowest possible rating.
>there is people giving 10s to this thing
marvel fans are really the blizzardrones of cinema
>That many 10s, 9s, 8s
I fucking HATE Redditors.
Unless the main actress gets naked and spreads her ass cheeks and lets out a big fart, no I won't be watching it
They're gonna do this in the next episode. So in order to get the fart reference, you need to watch the first one
This series doesn't need to make money. Disney's ESG score will go up for releasing this which will make investors more likely to throw money at them. Nobody is releasing media for money any more.
>be muslim teenage girl
>wear hijab
>see muslim superhero on tv
>she's not wearing hijab
>father sees me watching
>father beats the shit out of me
>2/10 would not watch again
Im so fucking glad MCU is finally dying out
It was… inevitable. I think Disney help accelerate it’s downfall.
Disney did it by forcing them to shit out too much content, Marvel/Feige did it by doing retarded shit that wasn't supposed to be done right after a big movie like Endgame
it was fucking terrible, so out of place in the MCU. its like a sitcom with cutaway gags
The only way I'd be interested is if they brought in birdhead Thomas Edison from the comics. And even then I wouldn't watch it.
I didn't even kniw this was a thing until I saw a shampoo commercial advertising it.
I dont like indians and all types of ragheads. Watched everything else, will pass on this. Dont like this uppty bitch either. She is not humble and sweet like sochi. She's texting kevin faggy uppity shit.
This is definitely not for adults. This is a show for teenagers and young kids. I'll wait until She-Hulk comes out I'll probably enjoy that one more.
I had no interest until I saw this clip of her. She is now a top tier waifu. This combined with her letterbox'd review calling Captain Marvel a shitty movie has btfo Kevin Feige
Why is it that actual comic book fans are cursed to play the worst characters?
It's a failed comic book series, I don't even know why they're giving her a full main show. America Chavez is failed but they're not giving her a thing, she was in Dr Strange as a McGuffin.
Muslim-without-hijab-Girl is not interesting either. They should have gave us a Inhumans reboot TV show, with the Terragen mist in the early episodes, and a reveal that it comes from the Moon, then a Blackbolt/Medusa reveal
+ Blackbolt would have had a lot of hype after MoM because people are frustrated and wanted to see more
Feige is not as street smart as before, he doesn't have the hype-builder engine in his brain anymore, Phase 4 has been way too slow and lackluster with some C-List heroes and generic boring movies. Bring in the f4 already
>I don't even know why they're giving her a full main show
Because even though it failed it took a little bit to do it, she was the only new character in a decade to have even the slightest bit of popurality
>Ms. Marvel series lasts 38 issues
>popular
Where's my Dazzler movie?
She was decently well recieved before it all came crashing down from getting shoved into civil war 2
Bear in mind decently well recieved is relative to the absolutely nobody gave a shit of all their other attempts at new characters
This is the creator of Ms Marvel and the person responsible for turning Marvel comics into a sales disaster She seems to be being sued for harassment at Marvel and what did Disney do? Promoted her
Creator isn't this bitch. The creator of Ms. Marvel is G Willow Wilson.
The editing on this show gave me fucking whiplash Jesus Christ
This shit is 20 minutes but feels like two hours congratulations editing kings now I need to mainline some ibuprofen.
IF it was any good, then Disney would have gone full-blown with investing in it as a movie project to get big money out of it. It's another show most will never see, will be quickly forgottan, and also anyone who didn't bother with it is somehow literally Hitler.
I'm watching and Kamala's family seems to "ethnic" I feel like families nowadays are a lot more Americanized than this. Just feels like this Indian family feels too shoehorned
Nah, Muslim families are like this, they don't want to integrate into the culture.
lol fat whore
beta fag
Why would I watch something that is made by far-left there are still so many movies and shows I haven't seen from the past so why would I watch something that obviously I would hate. Too lazy to shittalk shit this now tho
>made by far-left
Show me where in this show the workers seize the means of production.
You're about to seize the means of this dick if you keep talking nonsense
>orkers seize the means of production.
what does that have to do with the left?
>what does that have to do with the left?
it's been the Leftist socialist/communist mantra for 100 years.
and wasnt for another hundred years. its not the 1900 hundreds anymore grandpa
this hsow includes almost everythin left pushes like racial and sexual minorities. Thats basicaly leftist program on screen.
Are those racial and sexual minorities expropriating goods and services?
>expropriating goods and services?
that has nothing to do with being leftist anon. the point is there are gay coloreds on the screen. there is nothing more to leftist ideology
>and wasnt for another hundred years. its not the 1900 hundreds anymore grandpa
You do realize that the fall of the Soviet Union wasn't that long ago (1990s), and you can just look at Venezuela for a prime example of failed socialist policy, pup.
how did soviet union empower workers?
The populist Russian Revolution overthrew the Czar and monarchy, creating the Soviet state. The premise of the political policy is that the workers will govern themselves instead of being ruled over by a king. Possibly good on paper, being all for equality and stuff, but a pesky thing called Human Nature always comes into play to ruin everything. So essentially the pleb worker traded one ruler for another, under the guise that they were now all equal. Same thing with China. But they keep on trying.
>this thread devolves into shit flinging poolitics
Why just Why
What does this show?
a guy like che guevara has nothing in common with your american leftists that only care about identity politics and nothing else.
>But Che bad he killed one gorijon
idc
No no, in America left means you shop at Starbucks and right means you go to Dunkin. They have no idea what communists or Nazis are, just that they are the bad guys in Stallone movies.
Oh fuck off
diversity
Basically what London looks like now
>teenage girl boobs
WTF Feige
CANCEL DISNEY
The way they bounced was magical
only a 480p avi, it is really awful and unwatchable even worse than nickelodeon and TheCW together.
I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE
ENOUGH OF THIS PANDERING BULLSHIT
I DONT EVEN KNOW ANY PAJEETS THAT WANT TO WATCH THIS SHIT
JUST GIVE ME COMIC BOOK STORIES
THATS IT
NO MORE PROPAGANDA
WHY IS IT SO HARD?
WHY???
WHHHHYYYY?
You're just a bigot, grow up and accept the black cock in your ass. This is progress.
>tfw I am black
THE PANDERING IS TOO MUCH
EVEN FALCON AND THE WINTER SOLDIER ALMOST MADE ME DIE OF CRINGE
THEY INTEGRATE LEFTIST TALKING POINTS IN THE MOST HAMFISTED WAYS
BRING BACK PHASE 1 KINO FEIGE PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU
Imagine having to play a character that worships Captain Marvel lmao
Terrorist superhero, awesome!
.
>Series is kino
>Cinemaphile hates it
like clock work
NONE OF YOU ARE ACTUAL MUSLIMS STFU
>implying
Cinemaphile is unironically more diverse than reddit by miles
>Cinemaphile is unironically more diverse than reddit by miles
/misc/ especially, oddly enough.
>12 people
>All of /misc/
Kek
Check archives for skinthreads. Nearly every poster is Mexican or Indian.
Just watched it and I have to say... it was just unironically shit. Easily the most garbage of the phase 4 miniseries.
Isn't there already Captain Marvel?
I love Kamala, but it's pretty clear from the trailer this isn't Kamala. When they want to give her her comic powers back maybe I'll watch. As it is, no thanks.
The ginger antagonist/bully/whatever girl is cute. Does she do anything?
I'm not familiar with Ms Marvel, is she supposed to be an awkward loser type? If so I'll definitely watch it.
Its better than those CW shows at least
>Fat indian (probably lesbian?) main character
>Mudslime & israelite friend
>Homosexual principal
5 minutes in and this just looks like diversity quota vomit
So outside Wandavision, are any of these shows amounting to anything in phase 4?
Loki, in terms of Kang's reveal and the whole multiverse cops concept. Falcon in terms of being the new Captain America. There will also be a new female Hawkeye by the looks of it.
Captain Marvel 2 will have Kamala on a team with Carol and Monica
you need to watch obi-wan. its going to be important for setting up backstory of reva and obiwan before they are in the next doctor strange movie and secret wars
Moon Knight is okay.
Holy shit these indian accents. I JUST cannot take them seriously anymore after the Cinemaphile memes. I almost said "SIR, DID YOU REDEEM THE AVENGERCON TICKET?! SIR! DID YOU REDEEM?"".
Oh my fucking God I am laughing inside my brain now. Please tell me she is spending most of the episode with white humans and not these toilet monkeys. lololol
It's too ridiculous.
>SIR, YOU BLOODY, have I told you to redeem this racism?
Omg what the fuck happened to Cinemaphile? I skimmed over the thread. No one is making jokes about Indians. No one is repeating "SIR ::: DID YOU REDEEEEEEM?" jokes over and over again, until they become unfunny. I am so so SO disappointed in you.
anyone got a clip of her using her powers? so i dont have to watch this shit
SIR! SIR!
Do NOT redeem the Avengercon Ticket! SIR! Please listen to me, you ... SIR! Are you listening? Sir, are you listening? DO NOT CLICK ON REDEEM. DO NOT REDEEM THE AVENGERCON TICKET: YOU BLOODY BASTARD!
Is there are genuine reason to hate this or something. Larson's Captain Marvel was an insufferable cunt of a character and the film itself was just going trough the motions to the max capeshit slob. This looked like some show for little girls with colors and pop music and the MC is a normal teenager. I don't know why you even give a shit, really only just because MC is a muslim paki?
There's a nonwhite girl who isn't instantly sucking white dick on a completely option streaming service. So naturally Cinemaphile will have threads on it for months.
I was expecting her to suck a white dick by the end of the episode
Was it just me who got the feeling that she is gonna be a lesbian?
she clearly has a crush on the girl from her school who she saved during avengercon
Who cares?
if she is a lesbian, she isnt gonna be sucking any white dick
unfortunately
nah, she's a whore, I think she will be used as plot device, with them becoming friends by the end
OH NO NO NO
she wears a leotard SO...
she is a whore!!!!
muzzies unironically think like that
How did this show end up with the most fanservice
cant bank on sex appeal cause main actress is butt fucking ugly
She has no lgbt background in the comics so I wouldn’t assume anything yet (also I think even Disney would know better than to make their first Muslim hero gay)
kek when that Arab in Eternals kissed the black guy I heard the Muslim behind me mutter something angrily
It's fine, at least it's honest about what it is unlike Obi-Wan. Though they probably should've spaced it out better so they aren't introducing her, America Chavez, and Femthor one after the other.
And Egyptian Hawkgirl, and Kate Bishop, and fem Loki. It's just the new normal.
>quake she is the strongest inhuman ever
>black bolt he is the strongest inhuman ever
>miss marvel she is the strongest inhuman ever
And they all flop. What the point?
I don't think she's the strongest Inhuman ever
much better than I expected
Does anyone else think the Ms Marvel actress is pretty hot? She has some nice legs
So i watched the episode, seems like its gonna be about some nerdy girl discovering her powers and lesbianism
Maybe she will save some normies and be hunted by some agency
Not very interesting for a first episode but im gonna give it some more before i decided to drop it or not
>Does anyone else think the Ms Marvel actress is pretty hot?
yeah but i have a fetish for brown women
>and the crowd goes wild
>haaaa
>haaaa
>Pretending like pajeet reviewbombing matters
>dude muslim parents are strict lmao
>but also they will react to the escape like it's nothing
in a real muslim family no one would go to sleep that night
According to Cinemaphile, it violates the central tenants of the growing right-wing youth insurgency, and therefore will likely bomb.
>Muslim show
>"bomb"
Try a little harder to be less insensitive
>I'm a little girl and I won't get spotted
what went wrong?
Im tired of British people in American media
Do they explain why she idolizes captain marvel? Because if I recall correctly, she's been fucking around in space since the 90s and abandoned earth after the snap.
Ant Man's podcast
>le brown middle class teenager girl superhero
Make another one, Disney! They're not boring at all!
But so far she the only one, unless you count America?
I don't really mind about the plot, or KK as a character, but "chubby brown little-ball-of-sunshine-but-really-just-desperately-trying-to-be-cool, with a weird relationship with her parents" is my "one that got away" and this shows puts me in a weird as fuck mood.
i didnt even knew it existed until i saw this thread
brown girl infected with buger ideas?
pass, no thank you
>brown girl infected with buger ideas?
Globohomos ideal human
First MCU thing I'll skip.
#brave
i dont really care, but i give everything about ten minutes or three strike outs based on personal established principles. things can count as double strike out when its for example a race mixing gay couple, since its two propaganda pieces mixed into one. knowing its disney, it wont survive long and i wont have to waste my time.
schizo mindset
Hollywood has decided that capeshit is the horse to bet on for now.
Shit movies that try to pretend that special effects are substance, and imbeciles keep shelling out money to see it,
just watched the 1st ep, it was charming & fun and the lead is cute 🙂
Cute post anon. Yes, I love the main lead too she seems cool her letterbox reviews seem based too. She also has some real nice thunder thighs
did you see that she has Portrait of a Lady on Fire among her favorite films? 😀
>letterbox reviews
can these be edited? did she go back and add that blurb to her 2/5 review for captain marvel?
>Yes, I love the main lead too she seems cool her letterbox reviews seem based too. She also has some real nice thunder thighs
I know it's a funny meme that her letterbox reviews make it seem like she browses Cinemaphile, but she's a she/her/hers woke cunt.
I'd still Kamala her can, though.
>but she's a she/her/hers woke cunt.
How do you even know this?
>How do you even know this?
Her instagram and vimeo.
Oh boy, she's like Brie Larson after all
this but unironically.
Okay, I watched the first episode. The girl is boring. She's too young and not pretty enough. Very plain-faced. She looks like a chubby kid in the mask. She doesn't have anything going for her that makes me want to watch her. Not funny, no charisma. The inventor guy is just a Nerd. The parents aren't even that strict.
Yeah, not going to bother watching this. The man and woman in the post-credit scene are also Indians so whatev.
Dumb question about the MCU, given that I didn't watch the Falcon and Winter Solder show: does the general public know anything about Captain America going back in time at the end of Endgame? Because it feels weird to see the memorials for Iron-Man and Black Widow, but nothing for Captain America, despite the fact that he essentially "died" (as far as the public is concerned?) shortly following the battle.
Does anyone know what happened to him? Did he just vanish, and people assume he went into quiet retirement or something?
>does the general public know anything about Captain America going back in time at the end of Endgame? B
I wonder this too. I would assume they just told the public he died or something idk
I think there was some bit of dialogue in something about a conspiracy theory that Captain America is living on the moon, so I assume the public knows that he’s retired but maybe not that he’s an old guy.
Why the few muslim heroes depictions in American comics/cartoons/shows/movies always have to be through women characters and never men?
>not wearing hijab or burqa
HARAM AS FUCK
All of my friends are liberal. I have to watch hours of new woke shows and movies every week just to own chuds and proven I'm not racist. It's so exhausting. I can't keep up anymore.
>one (1) thread up in the catalog
Holy fuckin dead on arrival
Its a kids show to be fair
taliban tv show