Is British celebrity so easy to achieve that all you need is a big nose and to be on the spectrum?

Is British celebrity so easy to achieve that all you need is a big nose and to be on the spectrum?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    All their truly famous ones get exported, so yes.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not necessarily true. America is also a last resort for the ones that fail to move up the ladder in Britain.
      John Oliver for instance was an absolute bottom of the barrel Z-lister before he made it in Hollywood. He was just one of those guys that could occasionally fill a spot on the panel show circuit if no one else was available. Most Brits don't even know he had a career here before he was big in America.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Amazing cope. Making it in America is what talented Brits do. He moved to America young and became a celebrity over the years.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          James Corden is famous in America, the most unfunny c**t of all time. America is a dumping ground.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >America is also a last resort for the ones that fail to move up the ladder in Britain

        Every movie actor dreams of making it in Hollywood.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Real talk
    Why is wrong wtih British people
    Is it genetics?
    This guy was a sexy twink not even ten years ago and he already looks like an obese Jimmy saville. Many such cases. Why though

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's fifty and still dresses like an 19 year old going through a goth phase so he looks like a massive nonce now

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Would he really look better if he dressed like a proper English gentleman of years? He's gonna look like a freak no matter what.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, if he got a normal hair cut, lost the eyeliner, and wore a suite he would just look like a middle aged man not someones grandma.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think you realize just how much the makeup and hair affect his appearance.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >”He's gonna look like a freak no matter what.”
          Perfect casting for Dr Who then

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's works for the BBC, of course he's a nonce.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just like Robert Smith from the cure

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          he invented that look though. he gets a pass

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sexy twink
      not really he had a style but he was never particularity good looking

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        His brother is a midget version of him

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It’s truly disgusting to behold them together.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >This guy was a sexy twink not even ten years ago
      Citation needed.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        wynbaw

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Too much cooking oil in their fish and chips

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      All the attractive ones move elsewhere.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Noel always looked like a troony

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sexy twink not even ten years ago
      >40
      You cant be a Twink at 40 you stupid fricking Black person

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      nothing, you just have confirmation bias like every other redditing dipshit here

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >This guy was a sexy twink not even ten years ago
    u wot m8
    he looks the same as he did 20 years ago
    he was never a twink nor was he funny

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guys, he's literally this Shrek character

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    isn't that the new president of argentina?

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bogged

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    BTEC Russell Brand

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw this guy is considered one of the best dressed British celebrities and a male fashion icon

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The new lady sidekick on Great British Bake Off is mediocre. I miss that fat bald homosexual

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only the dykey sidekick was tolerable. Of course, the old fricks are best, even if I like Noel.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's the easiest job in the world and everybody quits

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because it is considered the end of career gig. That is why most of the BBC comedy morons end up there. When you fall out of favour with Jimmy Carr and the gaggle of morons that follow him about on the panel shows, Bake off is where you end up.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the old fricks are best
        yeah the old lady is on point

        Because it is considered the end of career gig. That is why most of the BBC comedy morons end up there. When you fall out of favour with Jimmy Carr and the gaggle of morons that follow him about on the panel shows, Bake off is where you end up.

        >Because it is considered the end of career gig
        that's a shame, it's such a cozy show
        good antidote to all the negativity in the world

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shes hilarious though

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He fricking crushed it on Taskmaster.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    is this the guy who never stopped doing the "lol so random"-style comedy from the 00's and got away with it?

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Noel Fielding is a special case. Some people just really loved the Mighty Boosh so much that they decided to give him a free career even though he hasn’t said anything funny in 20 years.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think you are correct.
      I was never a fan of Mighty Boosh because I consider it to be sub-par Brit comedy.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >even though he hasn’t said anything funny.
      ftfy

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Internationally people only know him for 'The IT Crowd' and now 'Taskmaster'

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only thing he is good for is the monkey used to set up the best joke from Never Mind the Buzzwieners.

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    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i think hes quite funny on the panel shows

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Boosh
      i miss that show

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    THIS is who Steve looks like in Tekken 8. Thank you for reminding me.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lol every episode of big British whatever the frick it's called baking show is just him going around the tables and pestering every contestant about the stupid shirt he's wearing that day
    >Oi 'ave yew seen mah sheeart?
    Yes Noel everyone say your shirt with the tomatoes on it, Jesus christ

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You sound bitter

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm just joking around, you're projecting bud

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Gay """British""" bum off is made for stay-at-home mums and dribbling morons.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've tried to teach my granny to have some taste and watch those trashy Food Network cake challenge shows instead.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          best is pic related anon
          I don't get why all the other shows have bland boring judges

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'll check it out

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It airs in the evening prime time and its largest following is miserable single women.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      he looks pissed at this guy for having a cooler shirt than him

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I need some context for the one in the middle

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a dinosaur jr album.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit wtf happened to him

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  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    you aren't honestly telling me that a vast majority american celebrities deserve it in the slightest, are you?

    i know its safe edgy now for even redditors to hate the english and french but that doesn't stop americans from worshipping sneakerheads and pedos.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This thread

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish I'm much fatter than that

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I look like a couch personally

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking hate this guy he's so weird
    homosexuals shouldn't throw glass stones though so idk

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    ah frick, not another napoleon thread

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Noel's alright, but sometimes he makes it too obvious that he wants to frick one of the contestants.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same with Paul Hollywood. Both of their demeanours completely change around attractive girls in their 20s.

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >big nose
    You can just say it bro

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's quirky safe, which all the 30-50 year old women running the British TV establishment love.

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >amerimutts talking about appearance when most of them look like fat wigger clowns

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      rent free m8

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    the joke in the mighty boosh was that he's in his early 30's pretending to be teenager. except that is actually who he is. and now he's in his 50's. not funny anymore.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It just got meta ironic

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think it was a joke mate
      literally every episode was "chad noel does based things while his betacuck friend acts like a loser". zero character progression. at this point I think they were just unironically self-inserting

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah it wasn't a joke. Maybe on their radio show but not in Boosh. To a minor extent maybe...

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Noel Fielding is legitimately a trust fund band (Baskin tier). He was PRIVATELY EDUCATED in Essex!

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nathan Barley was their only good show

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t know, I’m autistic and have a big schnoz and didn’t really make it there, but then again I only spent a few months in England

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Poor Vince Noir looking old as frick.

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    you must rape

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I pulled that wig off, would he die?

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You also need to be born in the right family

  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Judging by the makeup of British TV you would swear the population in 60% black and 30% arab

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      And all white men are homo. The casting is comical.

  34. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >good mates with nonce russell brand

    dropped when?

  35. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I used to watch all the panel shows back in the 2000s and this guy was kind of annoying and gay but he could still be funny and is 100x better than the diversity shitskins they have on nowadays

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