Oh, now I kind of want a story about bruce wayne having to let himself be taken advantage of by a female villain in order to get information out of her, some big fat biker chick who is like licking his face and he's just bearing it because she knows where the bombs are and he knows she'd never crack if he used violence against her, so she's straight-up raping him and he's just going to his quiet place
>he's just going to his quiet place
You mean he just has a flashback to the time his parents were killed? That's Bruce's quiet place, kneeling alone in crime alley
In some stories he just pretends to be. Dick's the true manbawd while Bruce rarely seduces randos unless necessary or it was pre-Batman era. The weird thing is for a rich guy alias known for bawdting around, we don't usually get stories about some woman accusing him of raping her or fathering her child for some quick hush hush money.
Tell me again how you get all your Batman knowledge from Twitter and Cinemaphile shitposts.
Bruce fricks supermodels then drops them before they get close.
Dick sleeps with women he's close with or trying to get closer to.
How good is Bruce's pull-out game? Did he also train with some kama sutra master during his journey with Ghostmaker to control his nut trigger to avoid siring bastards all over Gotham?
I don't know, it depends on the writer.
A lot of modern writers seem to reject the idea that he actually does sleep around as opposed to just faking his reputation. Hard to hang out with supermodels if his every private moment is spent monitoring Gotham.
I like this bit of meta commentary from the early Morrison run.
I still really want an alternate Batman storyline where Alfred is the king of the criminal underworld and Bruce is still being Batman, but purely as a tool. He's "the caped crusader" saving Gotham, but 'oh no, it turns out the battle with Killer Croc destroyed the old refinery district, thank goodness good old philanthropic Bruce Wayne bought up the ruins and turned it into a new factory for Wayne Enterprises.' basically Alfred being emperor Palpatine and Batman being his Darth Vader, but with a positive public image. Could turn out that Thomas Wayne was cold and distant and infertile and poor Martha leaned a little too heavily on Alfred for emotional support. Surprise, Bruce! Your emotionally abusive father figure who manipulates you into doing his dark deeds against your will is actually your biological father! And he even hired Joe Chill to have them killed so he could take control of your fortune!
Everyone knows the models are just a cover story. He goes out once or twice a month, takes some pictures for the tabloids then goes home with that clark kent reporter guy from metropolis. Why do you think he adopted when he could have any woman alive?
He only has sex with women he actually likes. Otherwise they're for show and are dumped later. I'd like to think he sleeps with the women he's friends with and uses for connections.
Oh, now I kind of want a story about bruce wayne having to let himself be taken advantage of by a female villain in order to get information out of her, some big fat biker chick who is like licking his face and he's just bearing it because she knows where the bombs are and he knows she'd never crack if he used violence against her, so she's straight-up raping him and he's just going to his quiet place
>he's just going to his quiet place
You mean he just has a flashback to the time his parents were killed? That's Bruce's quiet place, kneeling alone in crime alley
In some stories he just pretends to be. Dick's the true manbawd while Bruce rarely seduces randos unless necessary or it was pre-Batman era. The weird thing is for a rich guy alias known for bawdting around, we don't usually get stories about some woman accusing him of raping her or fathering her child for some quick hush hush money.
Tell me again how you get all your Batman knowledge from Twitter and Cinemaphile shitposts.
Bruce fricks supermodels then drops them before they get close.
Dick sleeps with women he's close with or trying to get closer to.
How good is Bruce's pull-out game? Did he also train with some kama sutra master during his journey with Ghostmaker to control his nut trigger to avoid siring bastards all over Gotham?
He uses Bat-condoms.
After Damian, he got himself a batsectomy.
Do you think I actually read comics? Frick print media.
I don't know, it depends on the writer.
A lot of modern writers seem to reject the idea that he actually does sleep around as opposed to just faking his reputation. Hard to hang out with supermodels if his every private moment is spent monitoring Gotham.
I like this bit of meta commentary from the early Morrison run.
That would be more of an alfred storylike the one where he straight up murders the extorters
I still really want an alternate Batman storyline where Alfred is the king of the criminal underworld and Bruce is still being Batman, but purely as a tool. He's "the caped crusader" saving Gotham, but 'oh no, it turns out the battle with Killer Croc destroyed the old refinery district, thank goodness good old philanthropic Bruce Wayne bought up the ruins and turned it into a new factory for Wayne Enterprises.' basically Alfred being emperor Palpatine and Batman being his Darth Vader, but with a positive public image. Could turn out that Thomas Wayne was cold and distant and infertile and poor Martha leaned a little too heavily on Alfred for emotional support. Surprise, Bruce! Your emotionally abusive father figure who manipulates you into doing his dark deeds against your will is actually your biological father! And he even hired Joe Chill to have them killed so he could take control of your fortune!
Would make for a decent elseworlds book
That's his cover. He's supposed to be playboy billionare so no one suspects he's Batman.
Always has been.
He should be a virgin to be relatable.
All those years traveling as a twink and he somehow didn't get any pussy at all?
Nah, Bruce Wayne is a cumbawd
Everyone knows the models are just a cover story. He goes out once or twice a month, takes some pictures for the tabloids then goes home with that clark kent reporter guy from metropolis. Why do you think he adopted when he could have any woman alive?
Per Chuck Dixon, most of the bawds lie about having fricked him as to not admit to the gossip columns that they got rejected by him
No you're thinking of Jason
He only has sex with women he actually likes. Otherwise they're for show and are dumped later. I'd like to think he sleeps with the women he's friends with and uses for connections.
Men can't be bawds.