>is Butterbean okay?

>is Butterbean okay?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was 24 when he filmed this. How old are you now? What are you doing at age 24+?
    Think about that for a minute.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >2002 was 27 years ago

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I too live in the year 2029.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I thought he 30+

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not getting brain damage or fucking up my back for starters. But he's in his 50s now and seems fluent and normal so he's probably in the clear for a while

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he's in his 50s now and seems fluent and normal
        You talking about Knoxville? Dude now talks in slow motion because his brain is scrambled from too many concussions.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I thought he 30+

      he's 31 there

      The Japanese parts of the first movie were so... I don't even know what to say about them. Innocent? Optimistic? A much different air. So much different to modern Japan. Didn't really get a feel for how much it's changed since then until I watched Jackass 1.

      It's weird to feel nostalgia for a place you've never been.

      bit pretentious but the japanese parts are the best part of the movie. jackass 1 is also the best movie in the series
      i think the entire crew were pretty disappointed with the footage they got in india for 2, no idea why they cut out the night they got drunk with the fake "cannibal" tribe tho

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Relax gay, it means he's smarter and deeper as a human than you. Respect your betters.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the best india footage was in wildboyz. number 2 overall is the best film

        2 > 1 > 3 > bad grandpa >>>>>>>>>> forever

        bad grandpa .5 is underrated. the making of and behind the scenes footage is great

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Hes 31 there
        >I'm 31 now
        Its all good anons. I just need to find some retards and make Jackass. Who is in?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I remember listening to the crew commentary on a jackass 1 dvd and steve o hating japan. I can't seem to find the commentary track and lost my dvd of the first 2 movies.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You'll have to go to LULZ to grandstand about your life now you fucked this one up.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >He was 24 when he filmed this
      why are you lying? he was 30 when Jackass began. He had been trying to make in Hollywood since 89

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >everyone on jackass is fucking balding/bald (steve o's probably gotten a transplant knowing him)
      >englund somehow still has his hair
      life's unfair

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Steve-O was at no point balding, just not every man goes bald, that's a stupid meme

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Look I appreciate Johnny Knoxville for trying to keep the spirit of Buster Keaton alive a little bit, but he's actually just crazy too. Im 25 year old line cook and EMT who done fuck all basically with his life except work , drink, and fuck but that man has permanent debilitating injuries and brain damage due to the stunts he's pulled and a lot of his good friends have died due to the lifestyle they lived.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        but at least they lived

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        RIP lil thinker

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >not even one good post into a thread before a "i want to go back" or "time flies" type of fucking post transpires

      god damn. YEAH TIME IS PASSING. DEAL WITH IT.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ill take three times please
        face it, time is a social construct

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      uhhhh 24 here and i'm not currently getting the fuck beat out of me by butterbean in some foreign novelty shop... oh no i guess?

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Possibly the best joke in the movie.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Japanese parts of the first movie were so... I don't even know what to say about them. Innocent? Optimistic? A much different air. So much different to modern Japan. Didn't really get a feel for how much it's changed since then until I watched Jackass 1.

    It's weird to feel nostalgia for a place you've never been.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      all the Japan scenes are great
      >gong bit: gong is Chinese
      >panda bit: pandas are from China
      it just makes it that much funnier. The party boy skits in Tokyo are great too because of the language barrier. Steve O's bit snorting the wasabi at the sushi restaurant too. There's no studio involvement there, just a bunch of genuine idiots doing idiotic things with no clue where they were

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the dvd commentary they say loomis was the one who really wanted to go to japan so he made up skits like the pandas, and they were making fun of him because pandas are from china

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    april and phil are good people

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >paper cuts

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >can watch the chainsaw beheading
      >can watch the ISIS burning people alive vid
      >cant watch papercuts

      feels weird man

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Same. I've seen some terrible shit in the internet and didn't even flinch. The papercuts scene is too much for me.

        Does trinity ever show butthole on her OF? Shame she's a coalburner

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because it's relatable. It's a wince pain we have all experienced.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >new movie is just genital torture
    what happened to silly stunts or dares?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      AND it was edited as fuck, which is understandable, but not when its every fucking scene edited from multiple takes
      >think bear segment is too much
      >meat magically teleporting every time we see him face on
      its like they couldnt do one single solid bit unless it involved hurting their genitals

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stuns are potentially dangerous, especially for old men, they're all so rigorously controlled they probably don't come off as real anymore. There's no way "What if we do this?" "Is it safe?" "Dunno, just have an ambulance on standby" would cut it anymore.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >crew are older and sober
      >steve-o is pozzed
      >bam, cky, loomis, etc not there at all
      >random blacks and women and zoomers who do not fit the atmosphere whatsoever, are pussies, and lack any charisma

      it stuns me whenever someone says "its just as good as the old ones!"

      and no poopsies is not good, hes awful too. id rather have had tory bellaci and rob dyrdek

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        blacks and women and zoomers who do not fit the atmosphere whatsoever, are pussies,
        idk what you're on about, that fat guy took the most punishment of anyone

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the girl was a trooper.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HE FELL FOR THE SOUP

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    somehow danger ehren came out the best, still looks like a presentable human, even if he lost a nut

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's because he always went for "safety first"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Idk, Ehren looks OK for his age.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Err i mean the other guy. The one who's always shitting.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          dave england? his skin looks like sandpaper and generally looks pretty rough. to be fair hes the oldest of the bunch but still

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what do europeans think of jackass, viva la bam, etc?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      we think they’re raw, undiluted kinography

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the innocence and fun in life is over. we can never go back but we cling to our wistfulness as we rocket head first into a bleak and unrewarding future

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        jackass was peak late 90s/early 2000s kino to watch with friends
        i'd kill to go back

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          except for the friend who tried to imitate them too much like "bro lets go do shopping carts"

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            one of my friends had a broken arm, had a cast and sling but still insisted to do the trolley into gutter stunt because "he could land the other side". Needless to say he broke his other arm the complete idiot.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Needless to say he broke his other arm the complete idiot.
              thats pretty amazing, two casts? how could he not get pushed over like 20 times a day by skater friends?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                people just usually laughed at the sight of him cause word got around school/town. The sheer stupidity of it. No one was actually that heartless to push him over

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              people just usually laughed at the sight of him cause word got around school/town. The sheer stupidity of it. No one was actually that heartless to push him over

              ....how did he wipe

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fucking kino. Makes me wanna quit my slavejob and go fuck up my body tbh

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I got hella chills. Upvoted.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing lasts forever but Jackass will

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gonna cap this fr fr

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gonna cap this fr fr

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        fuck that garbage, fat meth vampire bam is 10,000x cooler than slap your dad bam ever was

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you can hate on bam as much as you want, and some of it is justified. but viva la bam is still kino

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Viva la bam was a spoiled gay fucking with his parents.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he earned the money, never damaged the stuff they truly care about, and replaced everything he damaged/destroyed or gave something better. they knew it was for tv and that itd be replaced. it was never out of malice, but a lifetime of mutual pranking with his dad

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >mutual pranking with his dad
          He beat the shit out of his dad in one of the episodes.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yes he often slaps or hits his dad. theyve play fought since they were children. just because something seems rude or not something you would do in your relationships doesnt mean other people are the same

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >slaps or hits his dad
              Pounding your dad with your fists doesn't sound like "slaps or hits".
              He's a spoiled gay that you only like because you thought he looked cool when you were a kid.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you dont understand human relationships.
                conversely you only hate him because hes more successful than you

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know about you, I'm not black like you seem to be, but I've never punched my dad.
                And no, I've pretty clearly detailed why I hate him.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you hate him based on false assumptions. go find one instance of phil saying anything bad about bam. ill wait

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't give a shit about what his dad thinks, I care about what I think based on his actions.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                actions that you dont understand.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Is that what you tell your wife or child when you break their ribs because they said no to you?
                >you just don't understand, I love you, I'm doing this for your own good

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                when you go to europe and a girl kisses you to say hello do you think she loves you?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, I don't also punch her in the gut as a sign of affection.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                These movies and shows are not for you. Might I recommend daytime soap operas?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Because I don't think fucking with my parents is a good thing?
                Go hug your dad, if you even know who he is.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There is no explanation good enough to overcome your ignorance. These are literally not for you.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >jackass number 2 high five stunt
                >WOW I CANT BELIEVE JOHNNY WOULD DO THAT, HE MUST HATE EVERYONE
                Some people are just not smart enough to watch these movies and shows.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >mutual pranking with his dad
                He beat the shit out of his dad in one of the episodes.

                not that guy but even in that prank Phil's only reaction is to half jokingly tell April Bam's starting to lose it and that he needs toilet paper. If you think Bam was hitting his dad as hard as he could or had any intention to hurt him you might actually be retarded.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It happened more than once. The one I'm remembering is when Phil pranked Bam and he took it personally like a moron. You could see it in his face that he wasn't fucking around.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                like when he smashed phils van....and then gave him a brand new escalade moving him to tears. what a prick that bam

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How did you get that from me talking about bam physically beating his father out of a spoiled brats rage?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                anon we all joke about autism but i think you may actually have it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love Bam. Always have, always will. Simple as.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cutting off Phil's dick and replacing it with a black dick went too far

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm sorry, I've got bursitis

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It helps

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Most charismatic/funniest speaker: Chris Pontius
    Most daring/biggest balls: Johnny Knoxville
    Most disgusting: Dave England
    Coolest to probably hang out with: Weeman
    Best dressed: Bam Margera

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    also, from spending 100s of autism hours watching all the shows/movies, again with commentary, youtube podcasts (namely steveo), other interviews, clips, etc. none of them apparently made much money despite their major fame. only people who became rich were knoxville, because of other movie roles and the like, and bam because of skateboarding/ads (element gave him millions to wear their tshirts and shit).

    but if bam is needing to tour again with steveo that seems to suggest he may have run out of money

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >watch Jackass Forever
    >ends with Knoxville riding the amberlamps
    I hate time.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how is it even possible to get fat like phil or vito? if eat trash like mcdonalds a couple days a week i feel like im going to die.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Weeman is next to die right?

    Dwarves don't make it past 50 and he's 49 now

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its probably bam tbh. he was pronounced dead recently but came back. him or knoxville.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just rewatched when Brad Pitt was on Jackass today. He was in his prime too.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >i think im turning japanese
    >i think im turning japanese
    >i really think so
    >ba na na na na na na

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    whats ryan dunn been up to

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yikes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Heard he got wrapped up in agriculture.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a clip what happened

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Knoxville willing to do about any stunt
    >Bam constantly whines like a gay and has to be forced to do anything outside of beating on his parents

    imagine thinking Bam was the star

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bams ideas and everyone around bam brought the right mindset and humor (with bam you get ryan dunn, dico, rake, raab, etc. without him you get wolfson and dark shark). a lot of the jackass editing, presentation, etc was pretty much copied off of bam's cky videos. cky provided most of the music throughout jackass. he did plenty of stunts and was usually a good sport about getting pranked.

      oh but he got mad a few times, so i guess throw all that out the window right? no one else ever, ever got mad, not once. fucking brainded moron

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        shut the fuck up, Bam

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          great rebuttal. truly scintillating intellect

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