Not getting brain damage or fricking up my back for starters. But he's in his 50s now and seems fluent and normal so he's probably in the clear for a while
>he's in his 50s now and seems fluent and normal
You talking about Knoxville? Dude now talks in slow motion because his brain is scrambled from too many concussions.
The Japanese parts of the first movie were so... I don't even know what to say about them. Innocent? Optimistic? A much different air. So much different to modern Japan. Didn't really get a feel for how much it's changed since then until I watched Jackass 1.
It's weird to feel nostalgia for a place you've never been.
bit pretentious but the japanese parts are the best part of the movie. jackass 1 is also the best movie in the series
i think the entire crew were pretty disappointed with the footage they got in india for 2, no idea why they cut out the night they got drunk with the fake "cannibal" tribe tho
I remember listening to the crew commentary on a jackass 1 dvd and steve o hating japan. I can't seem to find the commentary track and lost my dvd of the first 2 movies.
Look I appreciate Johnny Knoxville for trying to keep the spirit of Buster Keaton alive a little bit, but he's actually just crazy too. Im 25 year old line cook and EMT who done frick all basically with his life except work , drink, and frick but that man has permanent debilitating injuries and brain damage due to the stunts he's pulled and a lot of his good friends have died due to the lifestyle they lived.
The Japanese parts of the first movie were so... I don't even know what to say about them. Innocent? Optimistic? A much different air. So much different to modern Japan. Didn't really get a feel for how much it's changed since then until I watched Jackass 1.
It's weird to feel nostalgia for a place you've never been.
all the Japan scenes are great >gong bit: gong is Chinese >panda bit: pandas are from China
it just makes it that much funnier. The party boy skits in Tokyo are great too because of the language barrier. Steve O's bit snorting the wasabi at the sushi restaurant too. There's no studio involvement there, just a bunch of genuine idiots doing idiotic things with no clue where they were
the dvd commentary they say loomis was the one who really wanted to go to japan so he made up skits like the pandas, and they were making fun of him because pandas are from china
AND it was edited as frick, which is understandable, but not when its every fricking scene edited from multiple takes >think bear segment is too much >meat magically teleporting every time we see him face on
its like they couldnt do one single solid bit unless it involved hurting their genitals
Stuns are potentially dangerous, especially for old men, they're all so rigorously controlled they probably don't come off as real anymore. There's no way "What if we do this?" "Is it safe?" "Dunno, just have an ambulance on standby" would cut it anymore.
>crew are older and sober >steve-o is pozzed >bam, cky, loomis, etc not there at all >random blacks and women and zoomers who do not fit the atmosphere whatsoever, are pussies, and lack any charisma
it stuns me whenever someone says "its just as good as the old ones!"
and no poopsies is not good, hes awful too. id rather have had tory bellaci and rob dyrdek
blacks and women and zoomers who do not fit the atmosphere whatsoever, are pussies,
idk what you're on about, that fat guy took the most punishment of anyone
>the innocence and fun in life is over. we can never go back but we cling to our wistfulness as we rocket head first into a bleak and unrewarding future
one of my friends had a broken arm, had a cast and sling but still insisted to do the trolley into gutter stunt because "he could land the other side". Needless to say he broke his other arm the complete idiot.
>Needless to say he broke his other arm the complete idiot.
thats pretty amazing, two casts? how could he not get pushed over like 20 times a day by skater friends?
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people just usually laughed at the sight of him cause word got around school/town. The sheer stupidity of it. No one was actually that heartless to push him over
people just usually laughed at the sight of him cause word got around school/town. The sheer stupidity of it. No one was actually that heartless to push him over
he earned the money, never damaged the stuff they truly care about, and replaced everything he damaged/destroyed or gave something better. they knew it was for tv and that itd be replaced. it was never out of malice, but a lifetime of mutual pranking with his dad
yes he often slaps or hits his dad. theyve play fought since they were children. just because something seems rude or not something you would do in your relationships doesnt mean other people are the same
>slaps or hits his dad
Pounding your dad with your fists doesn't sound like "slaps or hits".
He's a spoiled homosexual that you only like because you thought he looked cool when you were a kid.
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you dont understand human relationships.
conversely you only hate him because hes more successful than you
1 year ago
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I don't know about you, I'm not black like you seem to be, but I've never punched my dad.
And no, I've pretty clearly detailed why I hate him.
1 year ago
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you hate him based on false assumptions. go find one instance of phil saying anything bad about bam. ill wait
1 year ago
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I don't give a shit about what his dad thinks, I care about what I think based on his actions.
1 year ago
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actions that you dont understand.
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Is that what you tell your wife or child when you break their ribs because they said no to you? >you just don't understand, I love you, I'm doing this for your own good
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when you go to europe and a girl kisses you to say hello do you think she loves you?
1 year ago
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No, I don't also punch her in the gut as a sign of affection.
1 year ago
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These movies and shows are not for you. Might I recommend daytime soap operas?
1 year ago
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Because I don't think fricking with my parents is a good thing?
Go hug your dad, if you even know who he is.
1 year ago
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There is no explanation good enough to overcome your ignorance. These are literally not for you.
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>jackass number 2 high five stunt >WOW I CANT BELIEVE JOHNNY WOULD DO THAT, HE MUST HATE EVERYONE
Some people are just not smart enough to watch these movies and shows.
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>mutual pranking with his dad
He beat the shit out of his dad in one of the episodes.
not that guy but even in that prank Phil's only reaction is to half jokingly tell April Bam's starting to lose it and that he needs toilet paper. If you think Bam was hitting his dad as hard as he could or had any intention to hurt him you might actually be moronic.
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It happened more than once. The one I'm remembering is when Phil pranked Bam and he took it personally like a little b***h. You could see it in his face that he wasn't fricking around.
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like when he smashed phils van....and then gave him a brand new escalade moving him to tears. what a prick that bam
1 year ago
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How did you get that from me talking about bam physically beating his father out of a spoiled brats rage?
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anon we all joke about autism but i think you may actually have it
Most charismatic/funniest speaker: Chris Pontius
Most daring/biggest balls: Johnny Knoxville
Most disgusting: Dave England
Coolest to probably hang out with: Weeman
Best dressed: Bam Margera
also, from spending 100s of autism hours watching all the shows/movies, again with commentary, youtube podcasts (namely steveo), other interviews, clips, etc. none of them apparently made much money despite their major fame. only people who became rich were knoxville, because of other movie roles and the like, and bam because of skateboarding/ads (element gave him millions to wear their tshirts and shit).
but if bam is needing to tour again with steveo that seems to suggest he may have run out of money
>Knoxville willing to do about any stunt >Bam constantly whines like a homosexual and has to be forced to do anything outside of beating on his parents
bams ideas and everyone around bam brought the right mindset and humor (with bam you get ryan dunn, dico, rake, raab, etc. without him you get wolfson and dark shark). a lot of the jackass editing, presentation, etc was pretty much copied off of bam's cky videos. cky provided most of the music throughout jackass. he did plenty of stunts and was usually a good sport about getting pranked.
oh but he got mad a few times, so i guess throw all that out the window right? no one else ever, ever got mad, not once. fricking brainded moron
He was 24 when he filmed this. How old are you now? What are you doing at age 24+?
Think about that for a minute.
>2002 was 27 years ago
I too live in the year 2029.
I thought he 30+
Not getting brain damage or fricking up my back for starters. But he's in his 50s now and seems fluent and normal so he's probably in the clear for a while
>he's in his 50s now and seems fluent and normal
You talking about Knoxville? Dude now talks in slow motion because his brain is scrambled from too many concussions.
he's 31 there
bit pretentious but the japanese parts are the best part of the movie. jackass 1 is also the best movie in the series
i think the entire crew were pretty disappointed with the footage they got in india for 2, no idea why they cut out the night they got drunk with the fake "cannibal" tribe tho
Relax homosexual, it means he's smarter and deeper as a human than you. Respect your betters.
the best india footage was in wildboyz. number 2 overall is the best film
2 > 1 > 3 > bad grandpa >>>>>>>>>> forever
bad grandpa .5 is underrated. the making of and behind the scenes footage is great
>Hes 31 there
>I'm 31 now
Its all good anons. I just need to find some morons and make Jackass. Who is in?
I remember listening to the crew commentary on a jackass 1 dvd and steve o hating japan. I can't seem to find the commentary track and lost my dvd of the first 2 movies.
You'll have to go to LULZ to grandstand about your life now you fricked this one up.
>He was 24 when he filmed this
why are you lying? he was 30 when Jackass began. He had been trying to make in Hollywood since 89
>everyone on jackass is fricking balding/bald (steve o's probably gotten a transplant knowing him)
>englund somehow still has his hair
life's unfair
Steve-O was at no point balding, just not every man goes bald, that's a stupid meme
Look I appreciate Johnny Knoxville for trying to keep the spirit of Buster Keaton alive a little bit, but he's actually just crazy too. Im 25 year old line cook and EMT who done frick all basically with his life except work , drink, and frick but that man has permanent debilitating injuries and brain damage due to the stunts he's pulled and a lot of his good friends have died due to the lifestyle they lived.
but at least they lived
RIP lil thinker
>not even one good post into a thread before a "i want to go back" or "time flies" type of fricking post transpires
god damn. YEAH TIME IS PASSING. DEAL WITH IT.
ill take three times please
face it, time is a social construct
uhhhh 24 here and i'm not currently getting the frick beat out of me by butterbean in some foreign novelty shop... oh no i guess?
Possibly the best joke in the movie.
The Japanese parts of the first movie were so... I don't even know what to say about them. Innocent? Optimistic? A much different air. So much different to modern Japan. Didn't really get a feel for how much it's changed since then until I watched Jackass 1.
It's weird to feel nostalgia for a place you've never been.
all the Japan scenes are great
>gong bit: gong is Chinese
>panda bit: pandas are from China
it just makes it that much funnier. The party boy skits in Tokyo are great too because of the language barrier. Steve O's bit snorting the wasabi at the sushi restaurant too. There's no studio involvement there, just a bunch of genuine idiots doing idiotic things with no clue where they were
the dvd commentary they say loomis was the one who really wanted to go to japan so he made up skits like the pandas, and they were making fun of him because pandas are from china
april and phil are good people
>paper cuts
>can watch the chainsaw beheading
>can watch the ISIS burning people alive vid
>cant watch papercuts
feels weird man
Same. I've seen some terrible shit in the internet and didn't even flinch. The papercuts scene is too much for me.
Does trinity ever show butthole on her OF? Shame she's a coalburner
Because it's relatable. It's a wince pain we have all experienced.
>new movie is just genital torture
what happened to silly stunts or dares?
AND it was edited as frick, which is understandable, but not when its every fricking scene edited from multiple takes
>think bear segment is too much
>meat magically teleporting every time we see him face on
its like they couldnt do one single solid bit unless it involved hurting their genitals
Stuns are potentially dangerous, especially for old men, they're all so rigorously controlled they probably don't come off as real anymore. There's no way "What if we do this?" "Is it safe?" "Dunno, just have an ambulance on standby" would cut it anymore.
>crew are older and sober
>steve-o is pozzed
>bam, cky, loomis, etc not there at all
>random blacks and women and zoomers who do not fit the atmosphere whatsoever, are pussies, and lack any charisma
it stuns me whenever someone says "its just as good as the old ones!"
and no poopsies is not good, hes awful too. id rather have had tory bellaci and rob dyrdek
blacks and women and zoomers who do not fit the atmosphere whatsoever, are pussies,
idk what you're on about, that fat guy took the most punishment of anyone
the girl was a trooper.
HE FELL FOR THE SOUP
somehow danger ehren came out the best, still looks like a presentable human, even if he lost a nut
That's because he always went for "safety first"
Idk, Ehren looks OK for his age.
Err i mean the other guy. The one who's always shitting.
dave england? his skin looks like sandpaper and generally looks pretty rough. to be fair hes the oldest of the bunch but still
what do europeans think of jackass, viva la bam, etc?
we think they’re raw, undiluted kinography
>the innocence and fun in life is over. we can never go back but we cling to our wistfulness as we rocket head first into a bleak and unrewarding future
jackass was peak late 90s/early 2000s kino to watch with friends
i'd kill to go back
except for the friend who tried to imitate them too much like "bro lets go do shopping carts"
one of my friends had a broken arm, had a cast and sling but still insisted to do the trolley into gutter stunt because "he could land the other side". Needless to say he broke his other arm the complete idiot.
>Needless to say he broke his other arm the complete idiot.
thats pretty amazing, two casts? how could he not get pushed over like 20 times a day by skater friends?
people just usually laughed at the sight of him cause word got around school/town. The sheer stupidity of it. No one was actually that heartless to push him over
....how did he wipe
Fricking kino. Makes me wanna quit my slavejob and go frick up my body tbh
I got hella chills. Upvoted.
Nothing lasts forever but Jackass will
gonna cap this fr fr
frick that garbage, fat meth vampire bam is 10,000x cooler than slap your dad bam ever was
you can hate on bam as much as you want, and some of it is justified. but viva la bam is still kino
Viva la bam was a spoiled homosexual fricking with his parents.
he earned the money, never damaged the stuff they truly care about, and replaced everything he damaged/destroyed or gave something better. they knew it was for tv and that itd be replaced. it was never out of malice, but a lifetime of mutual pranking with his dad
>mutual pranking with his dad
He beat the shit out of his dad in one of the episodes.
yes he often slaps or hits his dad. theyve play fought since they were children. just because something seems rude or not something you would do in your relationships doesnt mean other people are the same
>slaps or hits his dad
Pounding your dad with your fists doesn't sound like "slaps or hits".
He's a spoiled homosexual that you only like because you thought he looked cool when you were a kid.
you dont understand human relationships.
conversely you only hate him because hes more successful than you
I don't know about you, I'm not black like you seem to be, but I've never punched my dad.
And no, I've pretty clearly detailed why I hate him.
you hate him based on false assumptions. go find one instance of phil saying anything bad about bam. ill wait
I don't give a shit about what his dad thinks, I care about what I think based on his actions.
actions that you dont understand.
Is that what you tell your wife or child when you break their ribs because they said no to you?
>you just don't understand, I love you, I'm doing this for your own good
when you go to europe and a girl kisses you to say hello do you think she loves you?
No, I don't also punch her in the gut as a sign of affection.
These movies and shows are not for you. Might I recommend daytime soap operas?
Because I don't think fricking with my parents is a good thing?
Go hug your dad, if you even know who he is.
There is no explanation good enough to overcome your ignorance. These are literally not for you.
>jackass number 2 high five stunt
>WOW I CANT BELIEVE JOHNNY WOULD DO THAT, HE MUST HATE EVERYONE
Some people are just not smart enough to watch these movies and shows.
not that guy but even in that prank Phil's only reaction is to half jokingly tell April Bam's starting to lose it and that he needs toilet paper. If you think Bam was hitting his dad as hard as he could or had any intention to hurt him you might actually be moronic.
It happened more than once. The one I'm remembering is when Phil pranked Bam and he took it personally like a little b***h. You could see it in his face that he wasn't fricking around.
like when he smashed phils van....and then gave him a brand new escalade moving him to tears. what a prick that bam
How did you get that from me talking about bam physically beating his father out of a spoiled brats rage?
anon we all joke about autism but i think you may actually have it
I love Bam. Always have, always will. Simple as.
cutting off Phil's dick and replacing it with a black dick went too far
>I'm sorry, I've got bursitis
It helps
Most charismatic/funniest speaker: Chris Pontius
Most daring/biggest balls: Johnny Knoxville
Most disgusting: Dave England
Coolest to probably hang out with: Weeman
Best dressed: Bam Margera
also, from spending 100s of autism hours watching all the shows/movies, again with commentary, youtube podcasts (namely steveo), other interviews, clips, etc. none of them apparently made much money despite their major fame. only people who became rich were knoxville, because of other movie roles and the like, and bam because of skateboarding/ads (element gave him millions to wear their tshirts and shit).
but if bam is needing to tour again with steveo that seems to suggest he may have run out of money
>watch Jackass Forever
>ends with Knoxville riding the amberlamps
I hate time.
how is it even possible to get fat like phil or vito? if eat trash like mcdonalds a couple days a week i feel like im going to die.
Weeman is next to die right?
Dwarves don't make it past 50 and he's 49 now
its probably bam tbh. he was pronounced dead recently but came back. him or knoxville.
I just rewatched when Brad Pitt was on Jackass today. He was in his prime too.
>i think im turning japanese
>i think im turning japanese
>i really think so
>ba na na na na na na
whats ryan dunn been up to
Yikes
Heard he got wrapped up in agriculture.
Is there a clip what happened
>Knoxville willing to do about any stunt
>Bam constantly whines like a homosexual and has to be forced to do anything outside of beating on his parents
imagine thinking Bam was the star
bams ideas and everyone around bam brought the right mindset and humor (with bam you get ryan dunn, dico, rake, raab, etc. without him you get wolfson and dark shark). a lot of the jackass editing, presentation, etc was pretty much copied off of bam's cky videos. cky provided most of the music throughout jackass. he did plenty of stunts and was usually a good sport about getting pranked.
oh but he got mad a few times, so i guess throw all that out the window right? no one else ever, ever got mad, not once. fricking brainded moron
shut the frick up, Bam
great rebuttal. truly scintillating intellect