I watched an interview where at one point he said "Umm, it's a... How do you say in English?" You're a fricking born and bred Ameriturd, fat boi. Also, crypto-Jew.
1. Even in his PRIME he just intimidated people by being really tall (he's 6'4). Any scene with his shirt off you see how skinny he was.
2. His style is Akido which is pure bullshido.
3. There's known instances of him being intimidated by mobsters. He's a total pussy and a coward.
>On stage, dressed in black, was Steven Seagal, who has been named a special representative for Russia-US cultural links. “I am 100% Russophile and 1 million % Russian,” Seagal said during a press conference.
>ethnicity, accent, and even life history morphs to serve whatever he's supporting at the moment.
The world's first man of Native American, Bosnian, Russian, ancestry, who has strong Japanese ties who both trained in the martial arts by Japanese masters as a child and simultaneously studied the blues in the deep south of the America with top blues masters. I think he's the first fully multi-cultural person.
Steven Seagal is supposedly 1 million percent Russian now. I remember when he was Italian, then Native American, then black. He's full of shit is what he is. I always thought he was a legitimate Aikido master, and he claims to be an expert on samurai swords. At this point who knows.
I wish I had half the success and his ability to manifest a completely alternate delusional reality in which to live in. And end up banging Kelly LeBrock in her prime.
lol. Seagal is well known for being a sex pest and that's obvious leverege on him. His slew of straight to DVD films are very likely to be Russian oligarch and mafia money laundering schemes. There's a meme about how everything is money laundering, but Seagal's films are likely the real deal. It's win-win for both, but Seagal is such a narrcist he thinks he's in control of the situation when he's really a puppet.
I thought he was pretending to be Japanese
He's kissing Putin ass right now so no one from the west.
I watched an interview where at one point he said "Umm, it's a... How do you say in English?" You're a fricking born and bred Ameriturd, fat boi. Also, crypto-Jew.
say it to his face
Which one?
I think I would actually feel comfortable talking shit to his face. Maybe I am totally misjudging but he doesn't scare me
Frick that I would punch his throat then smash his teeth in. He is a known fake pussy israeliteboy
1. Even in his PRIME he just intimidated people by being really tall (he's 6'4). Any scene with his shirt off you see how skinny he was.
2. His style is Akido which is pure bullshido.
3. There's known instances of him being intimidated by mobsters. He's a total pussy and a coward.
>On stage, dressed in black, was Steven Seagal, who has been named a special representative for Russia-US cultural links. “I am 100% Russophile and 1 million % Russian,” Seagal said during a press conference.
he's russian.
>ethnicity, accent, and even life history morphs to serve whatever he's supporting at the moment.
The world's first man of Native American, Bosnian, Russian, ancestry, who has strong Japanese ties who both trained in the martial arts by Japanese masters as a child and simultaneously studied the blues in the deep south of the America with top blues masters. I think he's the first fully multi-cultural person.
>Uh... uh, you act Asian, you look Native American, your name is possibly israeli. What are you?
I remember drinking his energy drink in high school.
I
WANT TO BE NEENJA
WHA HAPPUN?
Steven Seagal is supposedly 1 million percent Russian now. I remember when he was Italian, then Native American, then black. He's full of shit is what he is. I always thought he was a legitimate Aikido master, and he claims to be an expert on samurai swords. At this point who knows.
He’s claims to be Native American his mothers side and Mongolian and Russian on his father’s side.
>He's Japanese, Russian, Native American, Italian and Chinese
So he's an American, a mutt?
He will be when China buys Russia soon
I wish I had half the success and his ability to manifest a completely alternate delusional reality in which to live in. And end up banging Kelly LeBrock in her prime.
Don't remind me, jesus wept.
Hes been doing martial arts for 96 years now he can choose his nationality.
you know you shouldn't knock the Chinese. In fact, I've got something in pocket right now that'll completely clear up that bruise on your forehead.
Why is he so pro-Russian? Genuine question
>1/6 gorillion russian
my ancestors
Putin gives him the media attention and celebrity staturs he craves so much. A better question would be why Putin gives a frick about Seagal.
lol. Seagal is well known for being a sex pest and that's obvious leverege on him. His slew of straight to DVD films are very likely to be Russian oligarch and mafia money laundering schemes. There's a meme about how everything is money laundering, but Seagal's films are likely the real deal. It's win-win for both, but Seagal is such a narrcist he thinks he's in control of the situation when he's really a puppet.
>actually 1/3 israeli
>never larped as a mossad agent
well, I'm sorry to hear that. cause now? I'll snatch every motherfricker birthday.
mongoloid
The Japanese daughter is the cutest.
https://news.amomama.com/212772-ayako-fujitani-is-steven-seagals-daughte.html
She's pretty good in the 90's Gamera trilogy
Every man should have a Japanese daughter. Make that nation white.