If you get too fat, you're fucked for life even if you lose the weight. Your joints are still fucked and your skin hangs off you like curtains. Even if you get surgery to remove the extra skin, the surgery scarring prevents you from ever taking off your shirt in public.
You guys are pathetic. Completely fucking pathetic. "Boo, hoo, I'm so retarded and shit and I like to try to make fun of Jonah (AND FAIL *MISERABLY* AT IT) because he's so much cooler and successful than me, hoo". It's jealousy, pure jealousy, but you wouldn't dare to mock him to his face because you know he'd kick your fucking teeth in if he even cared to (which he doesn't because he has way too much better things going on).
No matter how great in shape he gets, he will always look like a freak under his baggy workout clothes and will never be seen on camera shirtless to hide his deformed body
He literally cannot shave unless he wants his loose skin jowels to get front and center attention.
If you get too fat, you're fucked for life even if you lose the weight. Your joints are still fucked and your skin hangs off you like curtains. Even if you get surgery to remove the extra skin, the surgery scarring prevents you from ever taking off your shirt in public.
You're probably dehydrated which can be mistaken for hunger. Eat three square meals a day no more than 2000-2500 total. If you still feel hungry between meals or late at night drink a large glass of water and the hunger will likely disappear.
>Time restricted eating so you get used to the feeling of denying yourself food. Learn how to be hungry.
fuck that, food is basically my only joy in this hellish existence and i shant be denying myself this one simple pleasure because my fat body disgusts normans
im gonna eat an entire pizza by myself just because of this thread
Get a tongue scraper. Scrape the goop off your tongue till it bleeds. Eating isn't much fun when you have the taste of blood in your mouth.
Also you won't have bad breath anymore.
I agree with you. If he was not himself and not famous; as he appears in OP he is a healthy 5.5-6 BUT he has some nice features. If he was outgoing (he seems to be) and sporty he goes up to a 7. A solid 7 but he is rich as fuck and can gonon yachts and expensive dinners.
>realistically and practically
Lmao, If he was a true 10/10 Ornella, Brad Pitt and Kimmel wouldn't have talked to him the way they did and completely obliterate his self-image. He's a goofy looking gnomish clown, no amount of fame or money will ever fix that
Some people should just be fat.
Like Will Sasso, he was creepy and awkward when he lost weight, but kino and funny as hell when he was fat before, and was again when he got fat again.
>confidence can't be bought
How can he have confidence, after what the french whore had did to him?
All he needs is more time
You guys are pathetic. Completely fucking pathetic. "Boo, hoo, I'm so retarded and shit and I like to try to make fun of Jonah (AND FAIL *MISERABLY* AT IT) because he's so much cooler and successful than me, hoo". It's jealousy, pure jealousy, but you wouldn't dare to mock him to his face because you know he'd kick your fucking teeth in if he even cared to (which he doesn't because he has way too much better things going on).
Hey jonah
>he has way too much better things going on
We can see that by his excited happy face.
>this much seethe
>better things going on
No matter how great in shape he gets, he will always look like a freak under his baggy workout clothes and will never be seen on camera shirtless to hide his deformed body
seething at people losing weight is as gay as it gets.
Just don't get that fat. And if you are that fat, sorry bro, it's already over for you.
Being fat was his thing, he could a lost just a lil weight and shaved and be looking good and getting roles
Who the fuck wants this in a movie?
He literally cannot shave unless he wants his loose skin jowels to get front and center attention.
If you get too fat, you're fucked for life even if you lose the weight. Your joints are still fucked and your skin hangs off you like curtains. Even if you get surgery to remove the extra skin, the surgery scarring prevents you from ever taking off your shirt in public.
>confidence can't be bought
What makes you think he didn't pay for surgery, you retard?
That expression on his face is his "look" he's going for now. The tortured artist trying his best.
There is no expression on his face. What are you talking about?
>j-just fake it till you make it bro…
the cup is still there
OP was taken a year or two before the spill incident
Time heals all wounds.
Too bad you can't buy more time
Why is he still holding his cups by the lid? Has he learned nothing?
im just so hungry all the time bros...
Just be gnomish and become the funny fat guy
Desensitize your body to hunger pangs. The more often you feel hungry, the less intense the pangs feel, the easier losing weight becomes.
You're probably dehydrated which can be mistaken for hunger. Eat three square meals a day no more than 2000-2500 total. If you still feel hungry between meals or late at night drink a large glass of water and the hunger will likely disappear.
Why does food taste so good fat bros?
Time restricted eating so you get used to the feeling of denying yourself food. Learn how to be hungry.
>Time restricted eating so you get used to the feeling of denying yourself food. Learn how to be hungry.
fuck that, food is basically my only joy in this hellish existence and i shant be denying myself this one simple pleasure because my fat body disgusts normans
im gonna eat an entire pizza by myself just because of this thread
Do drugs instead.
Whenever you feel hungry just sniff a line of speed or something.
Fat fuck from Pawn Stars was a fat fuck even when he was a full blown tweaker living on the streets.
No excuses
and my son... fat fuck...
>.
kek
Get a tongue scraper. Scrape the goop off your tongue till it bleeds. Eating isn't much fun when you have the taste of blood in your mouth.
Also you won't have bad breath anymore.
10 EAT APPLE
20 IF HUNGRY GOTO 10
But he goes surfing everyday and has a cute gf, surely his life isn't that bad
>has
Had
Why is he *still* holding his drinks from the top?
some people just dont learn
>spend all that time and effort losing weight and getting into shape
>go from a 3/10 to a 4/10
oof
>>go from a 3/10 to a 4/10
are people here really this delusional ?
I agree with you. If he was not himself and not famous; as he appears in OP he is a healthy 5.5-6 BUT he has some nice features. If he was outgoing (he seems to be) and sporty he goes up to a 7. A solid 7 but he is rich as fuck and can gonon yachts and expensive dinners.
Final score 7.5/10 and desirible
realistically and practically speaking he's a 10/10 because he has fame and money
>realistically and practically
Lmao, If he was a true 10/10 Ornella, Brad Pitt and Kimmel wouldn't have talked to him the way they did and completely obliterate his self-image. He's a goofy looking gnomish clown, no amount of fame or money will ever fix that
No you're right he's totally transformed into a chad
wrap it up chadbros
its over
Imagine being a man and having eating disorder. Pathetic.
Some people should just be fat.
Like Will Sasso, he was creepy and awkward when he lost weight, but kino and funny as hell when he was fat before, and was again when he got fat again.
Hes just an awkward weirdo, it was funny when it was fat and not that funny when hes thin and doing a sociopathic personality like "surfer"
anyone have his bjj video, i forgot to save it last time it was posted.