Is he right, Cinemaphile?
>As much as I admire Tolkien - and I do, he was a giant of fantasy and a giant of literature, and I think he wrote a great book that will be read for many years - you do have to wonder where all those Hobbits came from, since you can't imagine Hobbits having sex, can you?
>DUDE SEX
This guy's entire career is based on smut
Uglier the writer the more sex obsessed they are.
Sup
>It was the Cocaine & Cough Syrup I swear!
>you can't imagine hobbits having sex can you?
Well I get that George didn't grow up with the internet but I'm going to say that yes I can in fact imagine it
>tolkienfags still seething over tax policy
based george still triggering the wussiest of fandoms
Varg murdered a guy
Grrm is queer and fat
like clockwork keep seething boys
That has nothing to do with what he said. He said the fandoms are wussies, and you got so emotional that you didn’t even reply to what he actually said Kek.
If I was a wuss wouldn't what he said have made me so emotional I would have HAD to reply to it?
Tolkien himself killed someone at the Somme, while GRRM simped for feminist sci fi writers to notice him.
not really impressed that your favorite author committed war crimes...
>killing enemy combatants is a war crime now
You just know GRRM has fuck a bunch of passed-out chicks at parties.
>Tolkien himself killed someone at the Somme
And yet Martin is much better at representing the realities of war trough writing than Tolkien.
Tolkien finished his books while teaching full time & raising 4 kids.
tolkein owned slaves, grrm worships bnwo porn
He misses the point of tolkien's fantasy. Is it any wonder that he makes his fantasy as realistic as possible, its almost as if you could repurpose game of thrones as a medieval, fictional drama without all the fantasy. He just includes fantasy to spite tolkien.
Is he autistic? I'm assuming this is fake and gay.
He actually said this. What is wrong with him? Sex is implied by the fact that they actually exist. You don't have to actually show it.
>Gritty, realistic fantasy
Already been done, George.
Is this any good? Seen it referenced a lot in fantasy games.
It's pretty straightforward. You learn more about the world through the narrator's observations. No autistic 20-page appendix.
this is the dumb af mindset that leads to franchises a la all sci-fi is star trek and all space opera is star wars
George didn't stop writing because the HBO show screwed the pooch - he stopped because he realized we have four dozen memes of him being a lazy hack.
>we are told alot about what hobbits eat, but not about what they shit.
>why are there no detailed, scientific descriptions of hobbit anal refuse in these books?
Still better than tolkien
Prose is pretty dry and unpoetic.
Words are Wind.
There are awful and bad elves in the Silmarillion
Same with humans in LoTR
I'll let go on those "Orcs Bad" but Tolkien never got around to say it they possessed a modicum of a soul
There are Orcs that are tired of serving Sauron though
>There are Orcs that are tired of serving Sauron though
I'm a lorelet, I never knew about that.
It is what they tried to talk about in the Amazon show ?
when will somebody tell him he's wrong? is it cause Tolkien didn't spell it out and GRRM fans are retarded?
LOTR Economy
?t=14
Economy & Society of Rohan and Dale
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How Sauron Ruled Mordor - Economy of Middle Earth
?t=9
>nu-Trek went all in on globohomo while Star Trek at least TRIED to be subtle about it
>Disney Wars is not Star Wars
>Rangz of Powuh is not LotR
Really not difficult to grasp
QUIBBLE
*farts*
where's the book fatass?
>he still thinks we're getting a book
He keeps annihilating Tolkien
The absolute irony
100% pure unadulterated projection.
Oh Jesus, does he have any idea how tiresome and pompous this sounds? I get not wanting derivative pap all the time, but does FANTASY have to constantly emulate worst-case reality to be any count? Killing the orc babies in their orc cradles does sound like a viable solution, btw.
>I am different
>I have characters that are very nice and good, others that are evil and psychos
>I'm not doing your typical fantasy story : I have undeads, dragons, blood magic, resurrection
>Tolkien: not fat
>GRRM: fat as fuck
Tolkien, are you even trying?
That's why Welles was the best director.
BERSERK will have an ending & the author is fucking dead.
GRRM never stops dunking on chuds
His books are just an allegory for climate change.
Sex is NOT real.
GRRM is a better writer
>The old crone prodded the pink cunt.
>FAT PINK MAST
>THE MORE SHE DRANK, THE MORE SHE SHAT
what a retard
Nobody cares about 20 year old quotes, we want Winds of Winter so we can utterly destroy Game of Thrones and D&D.
That book will never be released, stop letting that fat homosexual lie to you.
What do you mean? The show moved away from the books well before Winds of Winter, this wouldn't change anything
NOW I ADMIRE JRR TOLKIEN I DO
>Aha yes, come in Tolkien *sluuuurp* come in! *belch* I just thought we'd have a 'little' *affably pats his gut* chat about hmmmyeees Hobbit sex mmmyeeees. Namely, *blows nose* Where do those little rascals all CUM from *wink BRAAAAAAP* Not much uhm sexuhm sexuhm sexHOOOM *regurgitates chicken leg* mmm yess? What's that? Sam had several children? Ah yes Sam? Uh uh, a rather uh minor character I might say, yes? *chuckles smugly* Even so, it's easy to say so-and-sam had many children, in reality it is not so simple. Where and when was the SEX? Presumably with, ah ah ha, a woman, aye? *flaccid boner begins to poke through cargo shorts* If you don't SHOW these things, my good man, *sweats uproariously* uhaheh heh, how is the READER expected to BELIEVE IT? *Heart implodes*
>flaccid boner
wat
Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up, she was shitting brown water. The more she drank the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew.
George R.R. Martin
https://vocaroo.com/1c8JjTuXYO6s
Peak writing?