is he still you?

is he still you?

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  1. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    He's me now more than he was.

  2. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Did autistic women from Twitter and Instagram actually hurt his feelings by claiming he was "too old" to play Ken, so he bogged himself to appear younger?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I looked at the dates and he must've started with the fillers somewhere between August and October 2022 since he looked fine before The Fall Guy, so it's possible that the backlash over Ken got to him.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        "Backlash" It was femcels being moronic, idk why he took it seriously

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Think about it, women have fawned over him like non-stop since The Notebook. He's used to the compliments and attention despite having a bit of 'tism. Then he's into his 40s. Then the Ken thing happens and he internalises the criticism (despite still looking great) and panics. This is what I imagine happened, at least.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            Oh it's the addiction to worship. I couldn't wait for the Hey Girl memes to stop. Now they're gone forever and it does seem like a certain death. His face marks the passage of time so we're really laughing in the face of death, not him.

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              His dried up goblina wife is bogged to all frick too so it wouldn't surprise me if she also had something to do with encouraging him

  3. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    He was never me. He can't emote or express himself as an actor so he made the smart move of only playing autistic introverts.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Without saying anything negative about him, I been on Cinemaphile since around 2010 and I was never a gooser

  4. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    He answered the Bog’s call. When that happens to you, will you still be you?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >His phone kept ringing constantly, non-Euclidian shapes demanding his attention. There was no way to decline the call.

  5. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    He is Lars. I am Lars. By the transitive property he is me.

  6. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    me plus, me premium

  7. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    no cause the meme got ruined and compromised by zoomers

  8. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    he looks mormon

  9. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, I used to be young and hot and am growing old and ugly

  10. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I eat.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      the nice guys 2 when

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >I install GNU/Linux

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Corn-fed goose over a slow fire

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      ok now he's still me

  11. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Did he take his role as Ken too far XD

  12. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    literally not me

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Too much cheeks goose

  13. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you so surprised he bogged himself? He had a nose job at the beginning of his career, it was always going to end this way.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I thought he was different

  14. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    He definitely has one more literally me type role left in him

  15. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >yeah dude he’s still literally me
    >i run into a bunch of hornets in my work
    >getting kinda puffed up right now

  16. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Should I answer the call like the Goose, bros?

  17. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    sellout frick

  18. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    literally

  19. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'M IN LOVE

  20. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    you don't answer the call, you don't get the roles, simple as.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I can’t wait until the next Men In Black
      Film where the agents look more like aliens than humans

  21. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Life imitates Art
    Became a skinjob

  22. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    🙁

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