Is he the next Tom Cruise? Think about it.
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Is he the next Tom Cruise? Think about it.
Is he the next Tom Cruise? Think about it.
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What's his Magnolia or Eyes Wide Shut?
Cherry
Uncharted
It took Cruise decades for him to be in that stuff. Holland is still in his Top Gun/Legend phase of his career.
Holland hasn't hit anywhere near as high as top gun
He is soaring well above Top Gun anon
At the same age Cruise had already filmed
Risky Business
Top Gun
Rain Man
The Color of Money
wienertail
One year later: Born on the Fourth of July
The Impossible and the movie where he plays a hick moron.
i thought about it and he isnt
He doesn’t have Cruise’s Chad energy.
he actually does but is not as intense i think, hes a confident fellow but i dont think has the inclination to be aggressive like tom i imagine can
he will retire from acting after Spiderman. he's a good kid but his acting range is tiny.
This. He has no range, he plays the same character in everything.
Name 1 zoomer actor with range
Hunter
name a single kino where he carried the movie
the cruise can't be topped
This. Name another kino that his in that even did good in the boxoffice
he gets pegged by zendaya, that's more interesting than the entire cruise resume at once
See, that is an interesting way of looking at it. What is worse, being pegged by a biological female that is a Black like Tom, or being pounded in the ass by men with a penis like Tom?
>name a single kino where he carried the movie
Devil all the Time
That movie was carried by Pattinson
he did a bang up job with the uncharted movie even if he isn't the best pick for the role
mark drags it down but tom lifts it right back up
No. He doesn’t even have Michael J Fox charisma and star power
That's a really good second example. Both Cruise and Fox have a ton of charisma. I don't hate the guy, but he can't command a room at the level either of those two can. Let alone a film.
How? He doesn't have the charisma nor the looks of a Tom Cruise.
I want to sex him so bad bros
Should have been born into a rich israeli family in Los Angeles
his jowls have always bothered me. looks like he’s always puffing his cheeks out ever so slightly
maybe if his next movie he demands to shoot all his scenes for real and not CGI
At his age Tom Cruise had already starred in absolute kinos like Top Gun, Rain Man, and Last Samurai
Different times though. And we havent had equivelent of those in the last 5 years.
So he won't be the next Tom Cruise. Got it.
Cruise was 40 when he made Last Samurai
wot? No way is this kid as old as Tom was in last samurai unless I'm really misremembering tom's age in it
No because he's never been in legitimate cinema. Cruise worked with most of the greatest directors of the 80s-90s and was nominated for oscars before becoming an action star, cementing himself as an actual actor of note beforehand. Tom Holland worked with who? The Russo Brothers. If Tom Holland were to star in some Scorsese and PTA movies while also being Spider-Man then I could maybe see it but I doubt that'll happen.
Oi!
Heard you was tolkin' shit about me, Cinemaphile-
You wanna say that shit to moi face, homosexual!
dude is trying desperately to look like timothy chalamet
This is a BTS image you fricking poofter
simmer down tom
Despite TC being a manlet, he's got 10/10 features and is a hyper-autist. This bong is a forced 7/10 and has the personality of a rubber ball.
Alright, I thought about it. You are moronic.
he needs more of that insane confidence
He'll never be an adult
0 charisma
You're comparing Hitler to Mussolini
ngmi op
What cult is he joining lads?
I mean I guess his name is Tom...
Is he a scientologist?
Did anyone else see Cherry(2021)? If so, thoughts?
CHERRY CHERRY LADY
GOIN' THROUGH EMOTION
LOVE IS WHERE YOU FIND IT
LISTEN TO YOUR HEART
CHERRY CHERRY LADY
LIVIN' IN DEVOTION
IT'S ALWAYS LIKE THE FIRST TIME
LET ME TAKE A PART
He will never escape being spiderman so no.
His voice is too squeaky to be taken seriously, teenager roles suit him well
Any random kpop idol will mog him.
Typecasted, and doomed.
>Typecasted, and doomed.
I don't hate Tom Holland, but I lean towards this. I don't think he'll be a big thing post-Spiderman. Ten, maybe even five years from now, he will be B-tier.
He was mogged by Maguire and Garfield in his own movie.
Movie stars are over, aside from maybe a rotation of scorching hot 19-22 year old women being able to hold onto it for a short time. No one can cultivate a mystique anymore.
the next real movie start will be trans.
screencap this
What about The Rock?
Nah, just because he's a manlet doesn't mean he could be Cruise.
At his age Cruise has already been in Risky Business, Top Gun, Color of Money and Rain Man. Holland was in Marvel capeshit and that video game movie that nobody saw.
He was ok in the devil all the time but still no where close to Cruise's level at the same age
The devil all the time lol.
Bless your heart.
That shouldn’t even be spoke in the same breath as Rain Man, Top Gun etc etc.
these are masterpieces of the cinematic experience
>Think about it.
>not famous
>no iconic role
>no acting range
he's too tall to be the next Tom Cruise
lol
Holland had that one quote where he was saying if he was still spiderman after a certain age then he's done something wrong and he's heading in that direction.
does he do his own stunts?
Yeah, he's a certified visual effect artist.
The sad thing is he is very capable and actually did a lot of really physical stuff for Spiderman just to get photoshopped over. https://youtu.be/Ro-ga5db86I
My guess is that they didn't want to risk the lead actor getting injured and delay the entire film production, Jackie Chan had similar problems when filming American films.
he doesn't have even 10% of Cruise's charisma
>manlet, check
he is the next tom cruise
He has zero charisma. And is a turbo manlet with a twink body
Why is he so small for his age? Is it stunted growth or some disorder?
he's got british twink disorder, many such cases
TC is handsome Holland has an incel face
his acting feels like bad Michael J. Fox parody
He needs to go crazy first, but I'm not seeing it.
there will never be another tom cruise again. actors are in the same process of being made irrelevant by high-speed media saturation as music artists.
Look at the WWE for example.
This is like asking if Roman Reigns would be the next Rock.
Roman Reigns will always be the Janetty of the lineage. KWAB
Too short to be Tom
not tall enough
No. Cruise is one of a kind.
Could you ever imagine Holland going in on Matt Laurer over big pharma?
No I didn’t think so.
You’re a fricking disrespectful little shit for even suggesting that.
You see, Matt. Psychiatry is a Nazi pseudoscience that is worse than anyth8ng Hitler ever did.
Would you like a free stress test and a true bridge to total freedom?
>>we want Tom Cruise
>>yet somehow more gay and even worse at keeping it a secret
No, he's the new Tobey.
no
movie stars are a thing of the past
But Tom Holland is gay and short.
He needs a Jerry Maguire or Risky Business before he can ascend to Cruisehood. Some dramaedy to showcase that he’s a better actor than people think he is, and show he has range beyond handsome action kid.
I wish he had transitioned. He would have made a cute girl, but it's probably too late now.
He has to join the Church of Scientology.
Just because he is a closet homosexual manlet that doesn't make him a Tom Cruise. At least cruise has made kino
I think he will become it. Uncharted was quite a good movie. And he seemed to really enjoy making it. I wouldn't be surprised to see him really just become a good action star after his marvel tenure expires. Whether or not he will have the same star power I dunno but I could see him going towards it
Tom Cruise doesn't talk like a gay tho.
Not at all. Cruise has presence. Holland has never felt like he is the main guy in a room, feels like he's still a teenage boy and will be a teenage boy in 50 years.
That's my biggest issue with Holland. Like he just feels like a boy in everything. In Uncharted, he's playing an adult Drake. They even have a flashback to when he was a teenager I think. I was shocked. I thought he was playing a teenage Drake. Couldn't take it very seriously after that.
That's the thing though, he is in his 20s, he's just a pretty boy Manlet. Frankly it's a miracle he isn't doing exactly what f1nn5ter's grift is...
Yes
I think there is copywrite laws that will prevent him from changing his last name to cruise. Its more than likely that he will stay tom holland.
So to answer your quequestionstion, no.
Keyed and lemonpilled.
yes
The bottom middle and bottom right are not like the others.
frick off
Holland wishes he's Cruise but he's no better than Hanks. Uncharted is not his Top Gun, it's his Da Vinci Code.
>Holland wishes he's Cruise but he's no better than Hanks.
lmao what, Tom Hanks is just a way better actor than Cruise.
how did Tom manage to feel like a tall man despite being a turbo manlet?
Holland still exudes manlet energy
His bussy energy is why he's the actor the MCU needs.
all the good directors cruise worked with are either dead or retired and movies suck now so no
>Think about it.
Only if Robert Pattinson is the new Leonardo DiCaprio
no he's the next Hugh Jackman
closeted homos dating gross women
Is that you Tom Cruise? Pointing fingers at Jackman when you are 100% a closet homo.
let's see cruises ugly girlfriends
>Nicole Kidman
>Penelope Cruz
>Katie Holmes
>Hayley Atwell
Tommyboy did alright
I do not consider those women attractive. If she isn't Dummy Thicc she might as well be a femboy because he'll be significantly more fun to actually be with.
Maybe when he grows up and isn't a charisma void, yes man who can only play the same childish character.
when I see pictures on here of buff men I instantly have to click on the picture to fully appreciate their buffness
what a gay ass shirt
I keep trying to convince my sister he is a closeted homosexual and zendaya is ugly but I dont have evidence
You don't become Cruise by getting typecast as a beta b***h.
not possible
too much of a child
No he is not you fricking homosexual, how dare you even begin to compare him to Tom Cruise you fricking homosexual, if I knew where you were right now I would come and kick your ass for saying such a bullshit statement you god damn fricking twat
No. He's a mousey beta gay. Cruise is a giga chad.
He's a gigahomosexual for dating le annoyed mutt Zendaya.
Ha ha ha. Young Cruise held his own against prime Nicholson and Newman. This kid can't do anything except Spiderman
Being Spider-Man is much more difficult
Yes
Him and Tom Cruise are the last remaining movie stars
I used to be friends with this guy in highschool and he asked to buy my turtle and he had nowhere to put it so i said he cant have it and he got really pissed off about it
he's a twink homosexual that is weak minded. He's not a good lead.
He can't be the next Tom Cruise because this guy is a child actor who just gets thrown into franchise after franchise. Judge box office draw by how many franchises he's kicked off or created. Yes, Mission Impossible was an existing franchise, but it was a TV show from decades before the movie was made. Now if Tom Holland starred in a Monkey Island movie instead of Uncharted, I'd give him absolute full credit for kicking off a movie franchise based on a preexisting IP.
>manlet
>action movies with stunts
>acts the same in every film
>weirdly asexual, likely a closet homosexual
>people watch whatever he makes and even the bad movies are still watchable
Yeah sounds like Tom Cruise Jr.
Cruise is not asexual, jerk
He needs to get swole
he can't grow 5 inches in height anon.
He could have been but he's a passive actor going through the motions inside the most passive, mediocre elements of the movie industry: frankenmovies, PR relationship to give the press something to talk about and dispel gay rumors etc etc
He seems to lack agency and personality. Haven't seen his latest movies but he also gives the impression to remain stuck as an actor whereas, say, Andrew Garfield branched out and evolved.
Being the heartthrob tends to make actors stunted as the boyish image starts working against them.
He's nowhere near as handsome as Tom Cruise was. He also has a homosexual voice
NO! Look at Cruise in this picture. He has something this little fella will never have. Magnetic looks that capture the viewer
This is just a picture of Tom Holland
No he is not, he is a nothing twink compared to even young Tom Cruise
he doesn't have the drive that cruise has
cruise has utter manlet hyper force in his veins just like all the other manlets that tried to rule the world and did genocides and what not
cruise actually uses it to provide us with kino for decades now
holland doesn't have the energy to make himself into a one man box office magnet that stars in movies he feels could be good and provides his own stunts
No. Little shit has zero charisma