Is His Dark Materials unadaptable and doomed to only have "ok" adaptations?

Is His Dark Materials unadaptable and doomed to only have "ok" adaptations?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i mean, i just like the world both of these examples present. something really comfy about it, and i'm not just talking about the underage girls.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's the opposite of comfy though, its a bleak depressing world governed by an insane god

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Eh magisterium only has a weak grasp in all of the worlds or else it would not have been so easy to mount a rebellion.
        I don't even want to say it was evenly matched. The church never stood a chance and the natural order was always going to swing back hard.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The first movie was ok even if it doesn't have the religious elements. The hbo was posted

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She's cute

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Golden Compass. His Dark Materials.

    Booba later. Booba Now.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the Lyra with big breasts vs the Lyra with big ass

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I played a demo of the videogame for the one on the left, it was ok

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >His Dark Materials

    QRD, sound like some queer shit for fat lesbians

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kino books that were immediately pozzed the second the creator gave up the rights to Hollywood israelites

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >books
        >kino

        Confirmed for shit taste. They were also pretty pozzed themselves.

        >eventually culminating with the protagonists accidently killing God

        There is literally no God in HDM, unless you consider the not-Force stuff everyone in the books creams themselves over to be God.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The atheist writer himself said that he was surprised about some religious groups banning Harry Potter books while in his own the protagonists killed God and no one cared until the movie.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Well not God in the traditional sense of an omnipotent and omniscient being, but the setting's version of God as in the first of the angelic race or whatever that was so incredibly ancient he crumbled into dust after being freed from his crystal cage.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The books are about kids that have magic spirit animals and parallel worlds colliding with one another, eventually culminating with the protagonists accidently killing God and going to war with his angels because they are actually corrupt, evil dickheads torturing the souls of all humanity for eternity.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This is sort of what puts me off about the story. I know *what* the daemons are, but I don't get *why* they are. What possible benefit could come from having a highly vulnerable, externalized soul? Bear in mind - my knowledge all comes from the adaptations

        Also, how do bears forge armor?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >*why* they are
          Because the author thought it would be cool for characters to have spirit animals. They are basically nothing but detrimental to humans that have them though since they are directly tied to the human's life.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >when humans frick so do the daemons
            Kind of fricked up that you'd be boning your wife then look over and see your horse daemon clapping the cheeks of a chicken daemon

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That's what I was afraid of.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Easy way to give characters somebody to talk to when they're alone. Also have literal conversations with their own 'soul'

          Plus that kind of thing was huge with kids at the time. Harry Potter had its houses and patronus (which is functionally the same thing as Daemons), Hunger Games had its districts, Twilight had its shipping wars.
          Anything to give the reader some kind of 'team' to identify themselves as/with was a good way of supporting a fandom

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Easy way to give characters somebody to talk to when they're alone. Also have literal conversations with their own 'soul'

          Plus that kind of thing was huge with kids at the time. Harry Potter had its houses and patronus (which is functionally the same thing as Daemons), Hunger Games had its districts, Twilight had its shipping wars.
          Anything to give the reader some kind of 'team' to identify themselves as/with was a good way of supporting a fandom

          Oh it's also used as a taboo thing, where touching someone's daemon is basically rape, and severing the link between a person and their daemon is basically castration

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            And it all just sounds sooo moronic.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dropped the show the moment I saw Will's actor

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She's got it

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I dropped the show in season 1 when brown Lee Scorsby was even more annoying that I imagined. Frick that, Will's actor and the weird pacing, Lyra's learning about her real mother right away from that gyptian woman etc.
    Shame, I was really looked forward to the show since it was announced.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    These adaptions are blessed to have their lead actresses turn into absolute smokeshows.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    left was straight bad
    right was okay but had a bunch of issues like bad pacing/strange order of scenes (e.g introducing modern world plot super early) and being made too slowly (so main girl ends up way older than she should be)

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who did it better?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      both

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The real answer is right tried to capture Lyra's context differing speech patterns from the books and left didn't bother.

  14. 2 years ago
    Friedrich

    I'd say yes

    The book series mogs HP and all other contemporary YA completely and thoroughly

    Perhaps it's on par with LoTR and Narnia, or mogs even them - yes, seethe, christcucks

    But I can see why plebs were filtered

    It should have stayed niche and it's a good thing that it did

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The books were one of my favourite series growing up, but yea the adaptations always failed one way or another.
    What ever happened to season 3 anyways, is it canceled? I appreciate the ambition on their part but it was poorly conceived to have three seasons to begin with. Book 3 requires at least two seasons.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone read the new sequel books?

    >Describes his now 19 year old protagonist in semi erotic terms
    >Ships said former e-girl protagonist with his blatant self insert.

    Yeah I'm thinking he's based.

    • 2 years ago
      Friedrich

      his voice work in the audiobookis also pretty solid

      really, is there anything this man can't do?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Only the first one. But now I will read the second as well.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What did you think of the attempted gang rape scene?

      Not even memeing here BTW.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      was enchanted. Everything about her was perfect, and delighted him...he would never have dreamed, after those first few minutes, of doing anything to upset that little child. He was her servant for life.

      Um Pullman bros.....

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why do you have this image saved?

        Why does this image even exist?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          my niece walks on my toes like this facing the other way and i walk the both of us along making robot noises and pretend to be out of batteries sometimes
          kids are cool

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Um, how old is she in this scene?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      /ourguy/

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They're just really fricking boring books. It's 70% dull filler, where nothing important happens. The characters are just kinda bland.

    I'm pretty sure they only got big back in the 00's because it was the era of unironic fedora tipping atheists.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think people need to accept that once you get over the edgy atheism, the books are pretty mediocre.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    only the first book even has a good story, and it ends on child murder and a cliff hanger. it's not exactly a rich seam of material.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think most YA is doomed to have shitty to middling adaptions

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This one hurts, at least London looked good

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based Mortal Engines chad

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Right looks fricking "soulless".

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I could never buy Craig or McAvoy as Chadsriel tbh
    I always pictured him as far more imposing as a kid

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >look up show
    >Will is black
    Is that true to the books? I read them 20 years ago so I don't remember. I do remember not liking his character that much.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ofc he wasn't black in the books lol

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They're not unadaptable, but they are hard to adapt. Both versions made similar mistakes
    >coulter not hot enough (I mean just look at pick related... she's supposed to be absolutely DICK MELTINGLY HOT, so....?!??!?!)
    >lord asriel not hot enough (sorry mackyboy)
    >lyra not hot enough
    >generally not even remotely edgy enough
    >low budget moronic polar bears
    >not weird enough - you need a production with its own vision, because the books are very evocative of a world that FEELS different, not just shiny olde-ish englande or whatever

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >pick[sic] related

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For all its problems the movie had god tier casting.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I can get behind craig, but kidman is just not hot enough

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Loved the books, hated the paint by numbers movie, tv show was ok but underwhelming and had typical pozzed shit inserted

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah it sucks that my favorite books for like 12 years (maybe not recently bc i started reading anerican gods) always get the cringe treatment like this

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    separately both adaptations show it can be done. the movie had phenomenal casting but everything else was mediocre. the tv series has the situation reversed. the one constant is a hot lyra. maybe the third time is the charm.

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