>Ridley's fetish for gay androids makes his android le bestest ever, he's so super smart you wouldn't believe, he can speak any language, play any musical instrument, he quotes fancy dancy books and people non-stop, and he is so angry at his creators he's going to make the perfect weapon to kill them! The end.
Sigourney and Rapeface are okay.
Bottom left looks like someone they grabbed from the street randomly.
No idea who bottom right is but she looks like some kind of latina escort.
moot-i mean Sigourney is just that % too masculine.
maybe even androgynous in a neutral non-sexy way.
which would make sense for alien as the main character was written as a male and the setting is sci-fi horror surival, the sexual aspect is really from the xeno species.
Soulless. Man, Siggy looks so beautiful in that bottom right pic. Truly an alpha female. The kind that would birth the new Alexander the Great or someone such as that.
>Is there an artistic reason for that?
Sigourney was cast because she looks like painting from The Necronomicon, art book by Giger that inspired Alien franchise. Cat is there too.
https://archive.org/details/hr-giger-necronomicon/page/n33/mode/2up
Thought process behind Alien was "take this art book and pretend this is artbook from teh movie, now make this movie".
Latter casts are just inertia, they have no true substance behind it.
Imagine being the xenomorph in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Sigourney Weaver, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with white panties and gross flat ass. I would totally impregnate you, both my character and the real animatronic me." when all it really wants to do is lay eggs in another 16 year old in its dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be the xenomorph and not only hide in that ship while Sigourney Weaver flaunts her flat ass in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her legs going directly into her back, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she works it. Not only having to tolerate her disgusting fucking gluteus maximus visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, SIGOURNEY WEAVER GOT A BOOTY LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her strut around in her disgusting granny panties; never before have you seen legs directly connect into someones spine before, no ass, no hips, you didn't even know that existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of colonists and later alleged space marines for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of LV-426. You've never seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's trickling down from her lower back to her knee caps as she shakes her ass to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to hide there and revel in her "voluptuous (for that is what she calls herself)" ass, the ass she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could eviscerate every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're a fucking xenomorph. You're not going to lose your galactical conquest over this. Just bear it. Hide both mouths and bear it.
>The franchise is now being rebooted as a TV series by Noah Hawley (who successfully turned Fargo into a long-running show). Wherever they go, whatever they do, “It’ll never be as good as the first one,” he grins. “That’s what I’ll say.”
>i'm not allowed to make alien shit anymore so it's shit and will never be better than what i've made
tho i agree with him he do come off as a pretentious ass
The actress in that last one isn’t ugly. But they made her ugly for some reason, little to no makeup and a boy’s haircut. I knew her from a couple movies but had no idea that was even her
Imagine thinking Sigourney is ugly
She is. She looks like Nosferstu’s half-sister.
You look like Frankensteins ballbag.
Jokes on you because Dr. Frankenstein constructed his ball bag with the face of an extremely handsome man.
I kneel
I accept.
it's decent b8, it got all of you and gets the thread going
Sig is an acquired taste a patrician taste
She is pretty much my ideal image of a wife
Ie nepotism
I never got it honestly
>thinking Siggy, the queen of Cinemaphile, is ugly
Go back to r/movies.
I am truly in the company of distinguished gentlemen.
She looks too much like my mom.
your dad had good taste
Checked, brother (are you???) Pic
looks way too much like old photos of my young mom.
She looks a lot like my ex in this picture.
Still hurts.
It's amazing how you find the time to post threads with all the massive amount of cock you suck.
Well we've proven yet again that OP is a homosexual
imagine thinking prime pussy is ugly
Don't call my mommy ripley ugly, fag
all 4 of those are literally cute and fit the tempo of the movie, you faceblind homosexualy fuck
You are a retarded shitcunt, Sigourney Weaver is a goddess gtfo
post your handsome face with timestamp troll?
>you can't call others ugly if you're ugly
>you can't criticize actors if you can't act
>you can't call someone else stupid if you're stupid
>I shouldnt have to acknowledge how much uglier, untalented, and unintelligent I am compared to those I judge
bottom left is the absolute worst, hated her character
she had a character? i watched that movie like a year ago and i dont remember anything other than david doing the fingering
fuck those forced le space crew vs alien I just want full movie of David and his philosophy
>psycho robot has ayy fetish the end
honestly i hated that they didnt commit to the evil robot thing and they threw in the alien for no reason
>Ridley's fetish for gay androids makes his android le bestest ever, he's so super smart you wouldn't believe, he can speak any language, play any musical instrument, he quotes fancy dancy books and people non-stop, and he is so angry at his creators he's going to make the perfect weapon to kill them! The end.
>I just want full movie of David and his philosophy
based midwit
Waterston just had a bad haircut
yes, but a raging homosexual like you wouldn't understand
The raw sex appeal she had in this movie is one of a kind in movies. Makes me unbearably horny.
Sigourney and Rapeface are okay.
Bottom left looks like someone they grabbed from the street randomly.
No idea who bottom right is but she looks like some kind of latina escort.
We need an Alien film with a Japanese lead
Sigourney is supposed to be a greasy space trucker. Not a model.
>weaver
>ugly
Seems you might just be gay, OP
Idk why but something about Waterston with that stupid haircut in Covenant was so hot to me. She looks so cute and pathetic next to Fassbender.
They're all quite pretty, I think.
swedish mutt
>half Swede half Spanish
the west has fallen billions must die
Sex with Siggy.
Katherine Waterston is hot though
yep
real
Kino torso
she was born with an extra vertebrae
Looks like the HR manager at my previous job
god i hope she lives for the next film
No, but you ts a thing on Cinemaphile that OP is always a homosexual
why you guys white knight all of them except Moner?
Moner is universally loved on Cinemaphile, no one needs to white knight for her
"I would have sex with her" isn't white knighting
For me, it's Sigourney Weaver
I still love and find attractive my wife Ripley even if she is almost 80
80?
She's 73
she's more beautiful than ever
Big dumb blue cat.
Offensive and incorrect.
im sorry nagger, are you implying that sigourney weaver is ugly? are you gay? are you a nagger and a homosexual? how can you live with yourself
Let's change that.
She looks like kstew face appd with Jena Malone
tbf those two look kind of similar to begin with
or at least used to
Shaw was the worst
Besides having a bizarre ugly face, she had no character besides being a religious retard
moot-i mean Sigourney is just that % too masculine.
maybe even androgynous in a neutral non-sexy way.
which would make sense for alien as the main character was written as a male and the setting is sci-fi horror surival, the sexual aspect is really from the xeno species.
Where is my MEW-Amanda Ripley kino....
MEW as a weyland yutani girlboss corporate rep ice queen.
Soulless. Man, Siggy looks so beautiful in that bottom right pic. Truly an alpha female. The kind that would birth the new Alexander the Great or someone such as that.
Siggy and Noomi are cute though.
Noomi is my strong wife you better shut your whore mouth
Siggy is a miracle of the universe.
Bottom right is the only ugly one.
>Is there an artistic reason for that?
Sigourney was cast because she looks like painting from The Necronomicon, art book by Giger that inspired Alien franchise. Cat is there too.
https://archive.org/details/hr-giger-necronomicon/page/n33/mode/2up
Thought process behind Alien was "take this art book and pretend this is artbook from teh movie, now make this movie".
Latter casts are just inertia, they have no true substance behind it.
YJK
XENO'D
I never liked her hair in aliens. Looks like a granny.
Imagine being the xenomorph in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Sigourney Weaver, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with white panties and gross flat ass. I would totally impregnate you, both my character and the real animatronic me." when all it really wants to do is lay eggs in another 16 year old in its dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be the xenomorph and not only hide in that ship while Sigourney Weaver flaunts her flat ass in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her legs going directly into her back, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she works it. Not only having to tolerate her disgusting fucking gluteus maximus visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, SIGOURNEY WEAVER GOT A BOOTY LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her strut around in her disgusting granny panties; never before have you seen legs directly connect into someones spine before, no ass, no hips, you didn't even know that existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of colonists and later alleged space marines for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of LV-426. You've never seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's trickling down from her lower back to her knee caps as she shakes her ass to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to hide there and revel in her "voluptuous (for that is what she calls herself)" ass, the ass she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could eviscerate every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're a fucking xenomorph. You're not going to lose your galactical conquest over this. Just bear it. Hide both mouths and bear it.
wait, is moner going to be in an alien movie?
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>The franchise is now being rebooted as a TV series by Noah Hawley (who successfully turned Fargo into a long-running show). Wherever they go, whatever they do, “It’ll never be as good as the first one,” he grins. “That’s what I’ll say.”
fuck I want sequel to covenant
>i'm not allowed to make alien shit anymore so it's shit and will never be better than what i've made
tho i agree with him he do come off as a pretentious ass
I don't think they're ugly, but women working on what they work in those movies rarely are beauty queens.
>sigourney ugly
you son of a bitch
The actress in that last one isn’t ugly. But they made her ugly for some reason, little to no makeup and a boy’s haircut. I knew her from a couple movies but had no idea that was even her
Shaw's Baby is sad mommy doesn't want it.