>i feel little to nothing from this poster
>and i think others feel the same too
>only seen one or two comments knowing the truth while the rest is asking if he's still Buzz's father despite it being a joke in toy story 2
oh little do they know...
>if that leak never existed would i be excited for it? probably not
>because pixar's so hell bent into erasing the star command cartoon because they didn't make it, this movie's existence will be their final nail in the coffin to it
>but i'm betting it'll backfire on them, the movie will make the audience remember the old cartoon and see how vastly superior it was compared to what they had just saw.
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I didn't expect to see Zerg, the trailer made it seem like it was just space travel with a chick.
not even close, it's more like
>"oh no i space traveled too many times looking for a new home and i'm in the future now"
>"hello Buzz, this is out home now"
>"no this can't be, i must undo it"
>"hello buzz, i am zurg, and totally not you, and i'm here to undo the damages i did"
>"nah don't plz, your partner lived a good life, lolz"
>"ok never mind, i die now"
>queue trailer song from "Monster trucks" instead of "Star Man"
>no william shatner singing, no Mira Nova, no XR, we just get cat robot, 3 humans, one whose the grand daughter of his partner, a short grumpy old hag who could die any moment (and lego inaccurately portrayed with regular minifigure legs) and Taika Wattiti character.
and when people realize that, this will definitely blow up in pixar's faces,
>queue trailer song from "Monster trucks" instead of "Star Man"
So not even the Star Man song will actually play? They couldn't even do that right ffs
why do I get the feeling that the moral of this story is "Silly white cis male, you can't make life great again. Just accept change and the new world. We're happy, and that's all that matters."
Because you have a victim complex
because it will be. they rather make a movie of a male protagonist being compliant to the new norm, instead of being the hero they need, because god forbid the next generation of kids will grow up with a new iconic hero to look up to.
the future ruler of earth in the bionicle looking mask was right all along. Without respect, we reject.
>It sounds good
Fake spoilers. Someone who saw a movie isn't going to say "it sounds good." They'd say "it was good" or "I enjoyed watching it."
If Disney was gonna sell out like this why didn't they just make Toy Story 5?
They must be out of ideas for a toy story, also they needed to replace every voice actor while keeping the characters
There are only 2 Buzz Lightyear Toy (As distinct toys) Characters in Toy Story canon(Star command will never be cannot Pixar), and they thought it would be a good Idea to get rid of their 25+ year voice actors?
This shit looks so dull, uninspired and boring. Too bad Disney and Pixar may never have an incentive to actually try again.
>implying they ever tried to begin with
I still have Buzz Lightyear of Star Command, so I'm still happy regardless.
BLoSC is great. It makes Lightyear look so bland and boring in comparison.
People like you asked for this.
I literally havent thought about Star Command until this movie was announced. All the news that's been coming out about it does is make me want to rewatch the series.
no I didn't, homosexual
Nobody will ever draw new art of Mira. Cope
>le standard reboot cope
Watching the original, you'll think of the new one,
This. No one cares about the cartoon.
That Zurg reminds me of a Bionicle.
The only thing this film deserves is A HYPER DEATH RAY
>What're we gonna do?
>Hyper die?
I don't know why, but this gag still fricking cracks me up every single time. it's such a simple joke but frick me it's good.
Thanks for reminding me. Hadn't looked up the release date. I will be going to see it.
It will be a success anyways because normies.
>BUZZ LIGHT YEAR? LIKE THE LITTLE TOY FROM MY EPIC TOY STORY MOVIES? BUT IT'S REALISTIC?! I GOTTA WATCH THIS!
It will be a huge hit.
inb4 the normies will be like:
>"ayo why is everyone knocking him down a peg?"
>"the hell, why is everyone giving up?"
>"why is buzz giving up and admit he sucks so that his partner's grand daughter can be the one to save the day?"
>"THIS WAS THE MOVIE ANDY SAW WHEN HE WAS A KID??? I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE A REBOOT!"
>"HOW DOES THIS MAKE BUZZ LIGHTYEAR A HERO AGAIN???"
>"man frick this, i want the cartoon back"
I don't know, I care too much about the Buzz cartoon, and it looks interesting enough that I'll look into how well it reviews and also pay some attention to whatever memes and spoilers Cinemaphile is going to drop, but I'm not interested enough to check the movie out blind.
From all we've seen so far, I'm willing to bet that's as far as I'll go and probably not bother to actually watch the movie itself.
Most normies have no idea the Buzz cartoon even existed (or they forgot), despite all the ads the show got when it was airing.
I have never seen someone so desperately hoping people don't like a movie
mostly doing it because Pixar never appreciated the cartoon, so if Lightyear drops and people don't like the story, then it's their fault for not taking inspiration from it.
>thinking disney goons care about story
People will eat anything thing disney related they don't care about quality unless it personally offends them like turning red did.
>bipedal Zurg
>Theater release
Jesus wept
>john lasseter said he envisioned the Buzz Lightyear show as a Space Ghost inspired (although at the time, people only knew about the Coast to Coast show)
>REEEEEs when someone not a part of Pixar makes an actual cartoon show that's nothing like Space Ghost
>years later, Pixar makes the Lightyear movie, which ALSO doesn't look remotely inspired by Space Ghost
They stole the time dilation story from other scifi things like Gunbuster.
>Buzz travels around at FTL speeds and every time he meets people he knows they are years older, even though its only been hours or days for him.
>Buzz thinks he needs to fix something in the past to stop all this time dilation frickery
>he runs into Zurg, who is actually Buzz from the future who tells present time Buzz that everyone had a good life despite his time dilation time jumping bullshit, and he just needs to let things be
with a premise like that, how the FRICK is he known as the world's greatest superhero?
Jesus anon put a spoiler next time
I still would.
Oh shut up Cinemaphile if anything the pixar crew wanted to make an Interstellar for kids. The pixar staff probably hasn't even heard of thw cut rate anime you're pushing on us again. How about you go back to shitting yourself over Atlantis and Lion King being anime ripoffs when they arent.
Where’s the hot blue chick voiced by Shego?
>nobody remembers the old cartoon, but they know who buzz is. in conclusion, take your meds and you will never be a space cadet
Zerg looks like a space marine lmao
It has lasers and power armor so it’ll retain a sizeable zoomer and nerd audience. They’ll never know how good it could have been if pixar weren’t trying to memory hole the cartoon series
>zoomer and nerd audience
You mean normal gays? We live in the internet age where anyone can look up old shit. Any true nerd would know this movie was gonna be ass and any curious zoomer could look up star command and compare and contrast themselves.
This just look at how many people compare Mandolorian to Lone Wolf & Cub or Lion King to Kimba. Both are compared to obscure titles that no one ever heard of before but they still talk about it now
Why would any of the TV show characters appear in an origin story for buzz?
It's hard to really care when it just looks like another
>Remember this franchise? We've inserted a black woman as the audience self-insert, and she'll grow stronger and more confident as a character as the series/movie progresses.
Nice way of staging your post to be blatantly strawmanning what doesn't happen and the people who don't said thing.
I honestly can't tell. It's either going to be a huge hit or a massive bomb. There's going to be no in between. I can only speak for myself and I feel nothing for this.
No Mira/Booster/XR no watch
>zurg is just a generic robot guy
Not even surprised.
the Bara porn is gonna be off the charts
Never thought Buzz was that cute til now
Wait, so the Buzz Lightyear toyline in the Toy Story films is basically the equivalent of someone making a toyline of something like Arrival, and Louise Banks somehow becoming the top selling action figure of the year?
More like Star Wars toys
But Star Wars is an action science-fantasy film.
A franchise with multiple weird looking aliens, space battles with multiple different spaceships, and cool sword duels, makes sense as something that could become a popular toyline.
This sounds more like a drama with sci-fi elements, akin to something like Arrival, or Looper.
That poster is literally Buzz in a bulky space suit shooting an arm laser at a man in a giant robot suit/a giant robot man. Everything about that screams "this would be easy to turn into a toyline".
If you completely ignore the supposed plot, then sure.
Same could be said about the ominous looking ships, and military imagery on the poster of Arrival.
You could probably make a toyline out of most movies if you just base it on the poster.
But most of them would be even remotely popular, especially not ones that are dramas foremost.
>iconic Buzz Lightyear space suit
>big yellow death robots
>the suits the other characters wear before they get Buzz suits
>big imposing robot man Zurg with a triple barrel hand cannon and chain hand he can launch and retract
>big evil looking alien bugs
what about this would be weird for a toyline
its more like Interstellar gets a toyline that's based on Buck Rogers.
Pixar b***h enough to get a Theatrical release?
No, being a Toy Story spinoff was enough to prioritize this for theaters
Isn't it also hitting Disney Plus?
wait wait wait, Buzz Lightyear is fighting Death's Head? The frick did I miss? This sounds actually pretty fricking cool.
People are really excited. I am SLIGHTLY I am just tired of ugly grey realism and no aliens.
No, I wanted to see a movie after watching the Buzz Lightyear 2D cartoon show.
Calling it now, the end credit scene is going to be Buzz either waking up from a day dream by ham or he wakes up in Andy's bedroom during the first movie, from cryo sleep.
I lost all interest in it after the plot details came to light. It just sounds like a boring movie through and through
I just think the marketable cat robot looks annoying
reject marketable cat robot
embrace funny robot ranger