Is it even possible to recover from something that big? Zucchinis are huge, someone witth ass knowledge redpill me.
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Is it even possible to recover from something that big? Zucchinis are huge, someone witth ass knowledge redpill me.
wtf are you even talking about? zucchinis you want to gather when those are smallish. loses all favor if you let those get too big
wait do zucchinis actually lose flavor as they grow?
If you know you know
>wait do zucchinis actually lose flavor as they grow?
i did like 1 month of gardening studies 10+ years ago and i think zucchinis were involved at some point so i know what i'm talking about
Did you put one up your ass as well homosexual?
no lol. i did quick search just to know for myself that i'm not totally talking out of my ass. most seem to advice picking zucchinis when young. gets tasteless and maybe bitter if overgrown
So you prefer younger zucchinis up your ass or what are you exactly implying here?
i don't think ass has taste. can feel like capsaicin though. believe me. drank like half glass of death sauces and my stomach was on fire and next day shitting and pissing burned like motherfricker.
but anygays you want to eat zucchinis with your mouth. putting them in your ass doesn't do anything and especially won't taste like anything
Anon.. i'd post the pic to help you understand this thread but I don't wanna get banned by the jannies
My neighbor grows giant fricking zuchinis and gives them out, always super tastey.
Someone post it. You know what I mean.
Oooh I get it.
She looks like she fricks human men.
>do zucchinis actually lose flavor as they grow?
yes, and they just kind of turn into giant sponges.
>ze cronche
Wrong board
Zucchini become more bitter as the mature.
He made himself gape, that was his decision to gape
jej
Why are aggressive women with big noses and big boobs so fricking hot?
Mommy israelite brainwashing. It’s sadly irreversible, I’ve been afflicted with it for years
peak aesthetic
She has a theater student vibe. She’s very pretty but she’s probably insufferable
>theater student vibe
why are those women the hottest?
She was a theater kid and yes they are insufferable
Literally my gf
jews are unattractive.
Lexi Luna
god just frickin post it already
Alright, let's get over this already. Someone take the 3 day vacation and post it.
Wow, they're just like us! Bored and depressive
homosexual
Why did he do it?
So fricking untrue.
I'm going to reply to this for once just to say that I never reply to these types of posts and my mother still lives every time to my dissatisfaction.
She sucks. She's a meth-head loser, and I wouldn't care if she passed.
Help your mom kick the shit, anon.
no, he's right, 99 percent of junkies are beyond salvation
only thing you can do is cut ties and don't let them drag you down with them
Immunity dog where are you?
Frick
Motherfricker...
What is all that red stuff?
https://twitter.com/beirutcityguide/status/1410182813534523392
Did an Italian explode?
Mamma mia!
>War of the Worlds
stavros halkias overate
Jokes on you. She died in the parking lot of an MLB game a few years ago. RIP Mom. Frick shitposters and jannies.
oh noes must prevent!
Black person
Eat shit
(You)
Black person
damn you
Frick
dang it dubs
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Bitch
Fu queue
Gay
sigh
Black person
ree
mom
why do i open spoilers without checking the replies
homosexual
Ok
U frick
Frick jannies
KNEW IT
Black person
.
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bump
Frick you, I deleted my protection.
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bump
The human anus is extremely resilient when proper preparation and aftercare is implemented
How do you aftercare an overly-stretched anus?
cocoa butter or coconut oil are good, helps the tissue retain moisture and suppleness, do not ask any further questions
Why are you a degenerate fricking homosexual
why are you so frickin rude bro, I guess it's just the way you're built
I'm not the one sticking things up my ass
yet
What is the greater crime, to insert objects in anus or to insert hateful thoughts in mind
think about it
One of those doesn't give you HIV and an butthole so loose that your shit just falls out randomly
>HIV
I don't have sex with men though
>so loose that your shit just falls out randomly
again, the human anus is extremely resilient
a human anus can only stand so much, it is designed to push things out not shove things in. you are playing a dangerous game.
>it is designed to push things out
From now on, whenever I need to go take a shit, I'll just tell people I need to do a couple push-outs.
>anal masturbation gives you hiv
homie wat
you're the one asking about it.
F
Is this an evolutionary thing? Did cavemen just put random things up their anus all the time?
It's probably just that it's an extremely critical part of the system, but it's also mechanically quite simple so evolution could favour it in ways that wouldn't work for say a heart or a lung
They only started once the long nose tribe merged with the main group
given that its right next to the cooter, the pooter had to evolve to take the mightiest beating from any dick it might ever have to take. its just fricking common sense.
Surely you've dropped a massive log once or twice. If something that large can go out it stands to reason it can go in as well, and then there should be some safety margin on top of that.
no, if you do anal you will become incontinent. your butthole can widen a lot (I hear) evolutionarily probably just for situations where you eat poorly get constipated repeatedly and have a massive deuce
>Watching a hot b***h fricking herself with a toy in her pussy
>Can tell she's gonna come so I'm gonna finna come along
>Orange good starts coming out of her butthole
Anal play is a meme.
C'est la vie
COULD SOMEONE JUST POST IT ALREADY
Why do they go out of their way to make animated characters so hideous?
They're supposed to be French
you may not like it, but this is what peak french girl looks like
what's going on here
what's the matter?
do you have a problem with female chefs?
nah I ain't gonna cook it
you will do as you are told
The real reason is that most women can't handle being screamed at like a man
Hey the ones that do can make some hot alcoholics when they don't get fat
She places it so delicately. Wife material.
post the yummy soup
That image is like 10 years old.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agent_Orange
*gets sprayed on all your domestically grown crops*
I'll post it when this thread reaches bump limit and page 10
i fricking hate this silly and pretentious movie
DO YOU HATE IT AS MUCH AS A ZUCCHINI UP THE ASS????
it's really bland and mediocre movie that's only remembered for the last 5 minutes
so basically Up except the the first 5 minutes
get out
She looks like Boxxy
>no one's posted it yet
Back in my day, Cinemaphile had balls
i've always been curious about how large insertions like that work
isn't the lower intestine all twisty and turny?when you take a horse wiener like that, does it bend around or does your intestine straighten out?
Am I missing something? Did she imply she used a zucchini as a dildo?
I guess you haven't seen the deleted scenes huh?
frick you
One can get too familiar with vegetables, you know
You Black folk owe me
Unreal
Enjoy the vacation anon
>YOU VERE COO-KING?!
The hero we deserve.
It never gets any easier to see.
thats a big zucc
Post the coinslot too since you’re already in the electric chair
please allow me
mods... If you see this - I'll sacrifice myself in place of that golden heart anon, ban me in his place
The golden hearted duckposter
Based and Supreme champion pilled.
Duck Digits are too strong. Mods should just look the other way and ban no one
Absolutely quacked
Good lad
I’ll remember you when Janny gives you your ban
Gracias chef
christ
lol we used to do this all the time at a restaurant I worked at. It was pretty funny in hindsight but it's also why I never eat food I haven't cooked. Don't order anything with alfredo sauce the next time you eat at Olive Garden
Godspeed anon.
It's called a courgette you pretentious homosexuals.
>french word
have a nice day
They haven't banned or removed the post yet so maybe they're 'avin a giggle themselves finally.
All the jannies quit. Give the new ones a few days and they will put this board under marshall law
There's that other one where Rattatouie is doing things to him.
Like what
I can't remember too well. Red head guy has his legs spread out on his back while the mouse is. or is the guy doing it to the mouse? I remember seeing it in a set with the other 2 I saw in this thread.
>jannies finally took down the troony and cp posts
Act cool, they want blood now